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New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie

Kathleen writes "I was listening to the old Hitchiker's radio plays, and feeling nostalgic, I decide to check out how the movie version was going along. Well, they've filled out some important parts, Zaphod and Marvin have been cast. Zaphod is played by Sam Rockwell who's most recently been in Matchstick Men and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Marvin is being played by Warwick Davis (Who was Willow Ufgood in Willow). Slartibartfast will be played by Bill Nighy. This news is a little distressing, since I was under the impression that Stephen Moore would still be handling the voice of Marvin."

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  1. Missing Data! by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who is playing the Vogons? I vote for Jim Carrey, but that might be too graphic for most people. I mean, I can't handle him reading normal lines. What will Vogon poetry sound like in the mouth of the child of satan himself?

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    1. Re:Missing Data! by trentfoley · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...child of satan himself?

      Wouldn't that be Adam Sandler

    2. Re:Missing Data! by dodgyville · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jim Carrey would be an excellent vogon.

      For the entire time I was watching that Grinch film I was wishing my colon would jump up and strangle my brain. I even nibbled on my own leg to see what the feasibility of gnawing it off would be.

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    3. Re:Missing Data! by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jim was good in The Cable Guy.
      Yes, but he was in Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura 2 AND Batman Forever. If we can't agree that he is a filithy, hideous creature, we have nothing in common. The man is meant to be a Vogon.

      To be fair, I liked him in The Truman Show.

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  2. I, for one... by thestarz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome the return of our old Vogon overlords.

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    1. Re:I, for one... by telekon · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh, the foolishness of the young.

      Some of us wish we could forget our days as resistance fighters during the Second Vogon Colonial Wars. The harsh oppression visited upon us day in and day out was eclipsed only by the horror of the mandatory poetry recitals. Never Again!

      Vive la Resistance!

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    2. Re:I, for one... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I, for one, welcome the return of our old Vogon overlords. "

      I would complain about the idiotic overuse of this joke, but ever since I got my digital watch I've been quite serene.

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    3. Re:I, for one... by TomV · · Score: 5, Funny

      I (hic), for one, welcome the return of That Ol' Janx Spirit (hic).

  3. Fucking Willow?! by dupper · · Score: 4, Funny
    The man was Wicket Warrick in Return of the Jedi, for god's sake, and you should identify him as such!

    I'm sorry, Kathleen, but I have to confiscate your Geek license. Please hand in your badge and toy phaser, on your way out.

    1. Re:Fucking Willow?! by PressReturn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is important, we'll want to recognize him inside the robot costume in HHGTG...

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  4. My Hero! by bbsguru · · Score: 4, Funny
    I had no idea!
    I'm Thrilled!
    This means that one of my favorite stories will feature one of my favorite Televsion personalities!
    Bill Nighy the Science Guy will be in HHGTG!

    Wow. What's that? Nye? Not Nighy?

    ...Never mind.

  5. Re:Narrator by rholliday · · Score: 4, Funny

    James Earl Jones would be good, though a more British accent would probably fit better. Maybe Sean Connery? Picure James Bond saying, "Oddly enough, the only thought that went through the bowl of petunia's mind was, 'Oh no, not again.'"

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  6. Alan Rickman ... and Darl by benk · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always thought Alan Rickman would be a good Zaphod.


    And why not cast Darl as a Vogon?

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  7. That was... by telekon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Almost as bad as Vogon poetry.

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  8. Weird casting, or what?! by MROD · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, so does this mean that we're getting a Marvin of small statue and squeaky voice? I do hope not. In the pevious discussion I made some snide remarks about the studios changing Marvin into a C3-PO like character. Maybe I didn't go far enough with my cynicisum, they maybe making him into a cross between R2-D2 and an Ewok. (eek! :-))

    I can see that the producers might be one of the first against the wall when the revolution comes. (After the board of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, of course.)

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  9. Bruce Campbell... by alexandre · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as ford prefect :)

  10. Incomplete information! by w3weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sam Rockwell is Zaphod...
    Who plays the other head???

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  11. Re:Would you like to hear some more of my poetry? by Bloater · · Score: 4, Funny

    That limerick's really quite crap
    Though I'm sure you're a reasonable chap,
    Only one line,
    nearly finished on time,
    So next time don't open your trap.

  12. Re:Marvin by fenix+down · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which of these looks more like the kind of product that would actually be marketed as "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with?"

  13. Re:Narrator by lortho · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't Sean Connery pretty much have his own accent, independent of any country?

    Example phrase: "Well, isn't that interesting?"

    English (cockney): "Wew, in't da' intrestin', luv?"
    Scottish: "Wael, ehsn't dat interestin', ya bloody bastard?"
    Sean Connery: "Wahl, izhn't thaht intereshting, Alexsh? I believe I had sexsh with your mother lahsht night..."

    Of course, IANADC* so I admit the above may be a bit crude in translation, but I think it makes my point (all apologies to the English, Scottish, and Alex Trebek's mother).

    *DC = "Dialect Coach"