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Verisign Sues ICANN Over SiteFinder

camusflage writes "Yahoo's running a story about VeriSign suing ICANN for holding up Sitefinder. Choice quote from VeriSign: 'This brazen attempt by ICANN to assume 'regulatory power' over VeriSign's business is a serious abuse of ICANN's technical coordination function.'"

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  1. Sorry, but I have no choice by Adam9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Corporate America, Verisign sues ICANN!

    1. Re:Sorry, but I have no choice by scooby111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In related news: Enron Executives sue SEC.

      "This brazen attempt by the SEC to assume 'regulatory power' over Enron's business is a serious abuse of the SEC's oversight function.'", said one insider.

    2. Re:Sorry, but I have no choice by mino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhh, the old slashdot tradition of whacky, unbelievable, totally impossible April Fools' Day stories. I never get tired of them! Every year, Slashdot produce stories so totally ridiculous that...

      What? What? What's today's date!?!? Oh dear god no...

    3. Re:Sorry, but I have no choice by rixstep · · Score: 2, Funny

      And in more related news, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer travel to Washington DC (2nd class Amtrak of course, Larry Ellison's private jet was in for repairs) to convince the White House to declare war on Japan.

  2. Wow. by JesseL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hello Kettle, I'm Pot. Would you like to step inside my glass house?

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    "Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
    1. Re:Wow. by Imperator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, can I borrow that pot you have? I need to mix some metaphors in it.

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      Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
  3. Verisign? ICANN? Abuse? by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm utterly dumbfounded! These are two of the internet's finest and most reputable entities! How can either be involved in any kind of abuse or malpractice? There must be some kind of mistake...

  4. Re:Irony! by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 0, Funny

    Huh? Oh. You want the article next door. Yeah, having two MS articles in one day will do that to ya.

  5. Thats funny.. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if other companies did similar things? What if companies involved with the stock market used their insider info to give them a step-up when it comes to which stocks to buy and sell? Yeah, its a bad idea. Same here.

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  6. We're suing you by mishehu · · Score: 5, Funny

    because you are preventing us from being a monopoly! And that is sooooo unfair to us!

  7. Same song, different bird by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really - this is the kind of argument I would expect from a spammer that doesn't want to be restricted in their ability to serve unwanted ads to increasingly frustrated recipients.

    Oh, wait. I get spam from Verisign (and their subsidiaries) all the time. ... addToListOfEvilCompanies("Verisign");

    1. Re:Same song, different bird by sweetooth · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... Error: duplicate entry found for "Verisign"

      They were on the list of evil companies before now.

  8. Ducks. Yeah. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "Working the ICANN process is like being nibbled to death by ducks," said Tom Galvin, VeriSign's vice president for government relations. "It takes forever, it doesn't make sense, and in the end we're still dead in the water."

    Yeah. Nibbled to death by ducks. That sounds good.

    Mallard Ducks.

    Well, we can dream, at least...

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    1. Re:Ducks. Yeah. by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 3, Funny

      It should have read:

      "Working the ICANN process is like being in deep space with a broken hyperdrive and a pair of arguing Wookies" said Tom Galvin, VeriSign's vice president for government relations. "It takes forever, it doesn't make sense, and in the end we're still dead in the water."

    2. Re:Ducks. Yeah. by bugnuts · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that quote was hilarious, but how about the other side of the coin?

      Making a typo in the Verisign process is like being beaten to death by spam.

    3. Re:Ducks. Yeah. by Fred+Freddy · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, ducks eat YOU....

  9. Duel by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Verisign: I can ICANN: U can't

  10. ICANN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ICANN: Turn of your Sitefinder, or we'll give .com to someone else. And you'll be left as nothing but a dead registrar...

    Verisign: ICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!

  11. fuck em, use the newest bind by Indy1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    its patched to block their bullshit site. Besides, if verislime gets sitefinder back up, i am sure the script kiddies will GLEEFULLY dos the hell out of that bitch. (hint hint)

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    1. Re:fuck em, use the newest bind by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Funny
      its patched to block their bullshit site. Besides, if verislime gets sitefinder back up, i am sure the script kiddies will GLEEFULLY dos the hell out of that bitch. (hint hint)
      DDoSing them would be illegal, and wouldn't lend any credibility to the effort. It would be much better in the long run to archive aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com through zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.com every fifteen minutes, to be preserved for future generations.
  12. Re:I'd would say... by Spudley · · Score: 5, Funny

    No; it's a cheap way to make yourself an easy target for DoS.

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    (Spudley Strikes Again!)
  13. Our response to verisign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have prepared a response to verisign."

    "*ahem* Fuck you."

    "You may direct your questions towards the wall behind me."

  14. Re:Do they really not get it? by trmj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there some sort of contest for the most hated corporation going on between Microsoft, SCO, and Verisign?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new and improved Axis of Evil.

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  15. Pots and Kettles by Tajarix · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Working the ICANN process is like being nibbled to death by ducks," said Tom Galvin, VeriSign's vice president for government relations. "It takes forever, it doesn't make sense, and in the end we're still dead in the water."


    Sounds like the last domain transfer I did away from Versign.

  16. Working with... by OzPhIsH · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Working the ICANN process is like being nibbled to death by ducks," said Tom Galvin, VeriSign's vice president for government relations. "It takes forever, it doesn't make sense, and in the end we're still dead in the water."

    I wonder if Tom Galvin and Darl spend late nights together working on clever metaphors to use in press releases related to their lawsuits...

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    "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    1. Re:Working with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean "nibbled to death by cats", don't you?

    2. Re:Working with... by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder if Tom Galvin and Darl spend late nights together working on clever metaphors to use in press releases related to their lawsuits...

      No, I'm sure they hire people to be clever for them.

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      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    3. Re:Working with... by devilspgd · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Working the ICANN process is like being nibbled to death by ducks," said Tom Galvin, VeriSign's vice president for government relations. "It takes forever, it doesn't make sense, and in the end we're still dead in the water."

      Reminds me of working with VeriSign to transfer domains

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  17. Re:My prediction... by Mudd+Chick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Viscous? I would call Verisign's behavior abrasive, not adhesive.

  18. Re:Do they really not get it? by Naffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there some sort of contest for the most hated corporation going on between Microsoft, SCO, and Verisign?

    I hope that Verisign gets involved. The anti Microsoft and SCO comments need to be spaced out a bit more then they have been as of late.

  19. Re:a US-gov-controlled internet? by randyest · · Score: 4, Funny

    elegant legislation

    Isn't that an oxymoron these days, you know, like military intelligence or jumbo shrimp?

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  20. Re:My prediction... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    if(viscous.meansSameAs("oily") && !viscous.meansSameAs("adhesive")
    {
    this.parent.g etTheeTo("http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/ dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=viscous&x=0&y=0" );
    }

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    It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
  21. Re:A True Battle of Evils by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or, it could become the Internet Naming and Numbering Agency -- or INNA.

    Or, it could be the Internet Naming and Numbering Agency for Good Addresses, Delegated Domains, Aliases and Displayed Archives to Vehemently Investigate Dispute Allegations.

    There. INNAGADDADAVIDA. Has a catchy ring to it, hmm?

  22. Re:Time to think about DDoS by pahpabut · · Score: 0, Funny

    no, it's time to think of nuke the US. enough problems spewing out of those measly 300 million peeps for the world to stick to it. Verisign is just another ticket on the queuebooth.

  23. Re::rolleyes: by Mixel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once again, the "THE INTERNET IS ONLY THE WEB" mindset that low-grade tech journalism seems to be stuck in is preventing people from realizing the destructive nature of something as profound as adding a wildcard to major TLDs

    Remote ATMs better not be using DNS...

  24. Re::rolleyes: by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANA is subassigned from ICANN.

    So that's where all these IANALs come from! I was wondering that.

  25. Re:Time to cast your votes for the Verisign CEO. by andy+landy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Favourite CEO?

    Now you're making me think. Just last week, I'd have said Darl McBride, but now you've totally thrown me off-course!

    Before that Steve Ballmer/Bill Gates were probably number one, but now...

    The more important question is "Who will be next"

    Steve Jobs suing companies for using translucent blue plastic?

    Maybe Intel will sue Via for making Pentium-compatible chipsets.

    Who knows, maybe Slashdot will sue EZboard for creating unlicensed web-forums!

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