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Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device

Poletown writes "The Detroit Free Press put out this article today about a new vehicle based 'traffic monitoring' system that Ford is testing. It will report your speed, the road temperature, whether or not your wipers/headlights are active, and even if you've used your anti-lock brakes. Initially, the system will be tested on Ford-owned and municipal vehicles."

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  1. tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick! Someone make me a hat!

    1. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't work... you've got to make it yourself. Otherwise, how do you know that The Man hasn't made it inside-out so it will amplify your thought waves and make it easier to track you?! And don't even think about buying that tinfoil in stores - the automatic door openers read your dna and won't let you in unless they correlate you with their files (the red light will come on to confirm this). You've got to steal the tinfoil out of your neighbors recycling for it to be any good.

    2. Re:tinfoil by cluckshot · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we may need more than a tinfoil hat! How about some sort of armor... against the idiots who see only the "benefits" of such a system.

      Just remember that you can make something "Fool Proof" but you can't make it "Damn Fool Proof," because fools are so ingenious...

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    3. Re:tinfoil by bob+dobalina · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, because it's not like the government isn't already monitoring your speed and the road conditions with traffic cameras and speed & ground radar. Dammit, citizens have a right to their anti-lock brake systems' privacy!

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      B

      "I'm payin' taxes, but what am I buyin'?" -- James Brown

    4. Re:tinfoil by paganizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry about it.
      I, for one, WELCOME this new opportunity to sell kits for cars that bypass this sort of shit.
      There are people who know electronics in the world, and aren't completely unfamiliar with automotive systems; Just rip the shit out, or better yet, have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.
      This is about as silly as worrying about RFID tags; don't look at this as a imposition, look at this as the chance to misdirect and confuse!

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    5. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is why I mine and smelt my own tin. Then I pound it flat with a large rock. After that I retreat into my cave and destroy the rock (just incase they picked me up on with satalite)

  2. is that all?? by freerecords · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it does all that but it doesn't drive yet!??
    but seriously, what use is a traffic monitoring system - if you live in an area REALLY hit by traffic (i live near Central London, UK), there is usually almost no way to avoid it! what's the use unless you're a long distance commuter, or want to decide whether to use subway/underground or car

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    1. Re:is that all?? by w3weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to live in Atlanta, GA... notorious for bad traffic. Back in the early 90's they installed several large digital billboards that would display important traffic information such as "overturned vehicle at I-85 & I-285... expect delays".

      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      This sounds like history repeating.

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    2. Re:is that all?? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny
      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      My favorite was one time I was stranded right outside of Rochester - the billboard which was in front of us kindly informed me about an accident a few miles ahead and suggested that I use "alternative routes". It then proceeded to lecture me about using my cell phone while "driving" (if you could call sitting with the engine off and the vehicle in park driving) and advised that I would be subject to fines if seen doing this.

      Of course I promptly whipped out the cell phone and called a few friends to point out how ironic this was ;) Got a dirty look from a State Trooper (who was on foot walking between cars) but no tickets or fines. Guess they had better things to do ;)

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  3. no more... by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

    no more tittie bar lunches for the Public Works sand trucks anymore I guess...

    *shrug*

    e.

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  4. Can you access it? by stephenb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This would be cool if there was some way to hook up your own home PC and access the data. You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

    1. Re:Can you access it? by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

      Or someone else's.

      Divorce lawyers/investigators would love this shit. No thank you.

      KFG

  5. Ah, crap. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

    I can't decide whether to praise this kind of "innovation" for the convenience, or to complain about the possibilities for abuse. I know we'll hear plenty of both - but I'll lean toward praising this for now. Technology will always be abused, and complaining about basically harmless things and their potential for evil is not generally productive.

    1. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well when I have kids, I'll be permanently affixing wireless webcams to their heads, along with microphones. I certainly wouldn't want to trust them in any way to do what I'd taught them, and I'll be expecting realtime data on all that they see, do, and say.

    2. Re:Ah, crap. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.

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  6. Standards & Protocols by aacool · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is a big opportunity to reduce traffic jams, said Thilo Koslowski, vice president and lead automotive analyst at Gartner Group, a technology research firm. "The challenge is to get enough cars with these devices on the road to collect enough data."

    This can potentially further clog the microwave/radio spectrum, depending on the range of these sensors. Also, unless some standard exists/is applied, competing manufacturers could select different protocols, leading to a babel of messages, and more traffic jams rather than less

    It could have some good use as an anti-theft device.

    No comments on the Orwellian overtones of the original post

  7. Bad Assumptions... by trix_e · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: "Slow vehicle speeds with frequent stops would signal traffic congestion, for instance."

    uh... it could also signal that my Mom is at the wheel...

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  8. Driver monitoring by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On a related note, check out the sample videos at DriveCam.com. So long as you're not at fault, this would be great to have. I was thinking of using a single-board computer with a couple of USB webcams under Linux and a solid state accelerometer to do the same sort of thing. I think I'd add a manual trigger to catch video of the idiot who ran a red light in front of me or cut me off, though.

  9. Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Good for us.

    Hopefully this will help getting the speeding jerks off our roads. Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind having completely remote-computer controlled cars in our lifetime.

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    1. Re:Jerks on the road by balthan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What are you *talking* about? That's the *speed limit*. There's nothing at all wrong with driving the speed limit. It's the maximum speed you can go. You can decrease your speed, but don't call someone following the law a "jerk". If you want to break the law (and don't hurt anyone else) that's generally your deal, but hassling people because *they* aren't breaking the law to facilitate *you* breaking the law is ridiculous.

      Thankfully some state legislators have half a clue and don't agree with you:

      "Illinois is one of 20 states that now have some sort of prohibition on driving in the left lane. Basically, the rule is this: You can drive in the left lane for as long as you want, unless you are holding up traffic. In that case, you must move to another lane within half a mile or be subject to a $75 ticket. In California, you can be cited for impeding traffic if you are not keeping up with the flow of cars. The recommendation of the California Highway Patrol: If faster-moving traffic is riding your rear, move over no matter if you are doing the speed limit."

  10. Traffic Waves by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "intelligent roadway" concept sounds all gee-whiz and cool, but the fact still remains that it's we, the drivers, who are responsible for both the volume and the density of traffic. Our being on the roads in the first place generates the volume, and our need to get "there" first generates the density.

    Someone posted a link to this site about how one driver can singlehandedly eliminate traffic waves simply by not driving like a nut. I've tried it, and it's not difficult, but I can't imagine convincing my wife to let a gap open up in front of her... there's something in human nature that rebels at the thought of someone else getting ahead of you in line.

    My prediction: If these devices and systems lead to more efficient roads, then there will simply be more people on the roads. The end result will be *worse* congestion than before. That's why building new expressways is so futile -- you just can't build your way out of gridlock. [Insert mass transit rant here]

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  11. Traffic monitoring in the ground by Wayne247 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Montreal, they buried a bunch of sensors into the ground under the major highways. These sensors track in realtime the flow of traffic, so you can have an instant glimpse at the entire network's traffic status, and find out where to avoid. For now it's a small portion of the roads, but it's already proven to be very effective. Can't wait until more roads have that and the map! See it here.

  12. Re:Good idea that will never work by DavittJPotter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "What's wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding?

    Please, please, tell me you're just going for flamebait points. You've got to be kidding, right?

    The problem with this is just that: my CAR telling somebody about my habits? Isn't that what we have police officers for? If I let my buddy borrow my pickup to move a desk, and he speeds, I get the ticket & the insurance ding? Oh wait. Why not use the RFID tags in my clothing to make sure that I get the ticket?

    Wrong. Automated data collection will just keep forcing us into a submissive role. And you're FOR this?

    I assume, then, the first time you drive like an idiot, or forget to signal, you'll be prepared for the officers when you pull in your driveway.

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  13. New source of income for car rental companies by veranikon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rental car agencies are already exploiting GPS tracking devices for uncapped profit (eg. bouncing a $250 rental fee to $3.4k). I wonder how long it will take them to exploit this one so they can charge penalties for ... oh ... not using your blinker, leaving the dome light on when the car is off, and perhaps even for not flipping down the sun visors. Y'know, 5 minutes of harsh sunlight can really wreak havoc on unprotected automotive uphostlery, and possibly increase the maintenance cost for a vehicle by a full $0.000000005!!

  14. Traffic Cops will soon be a thing of the past by Clemence · · Score: 5, Informative

    "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one."
    --Henry Ford

    Rental car companies use GPS to clock your speed or location and fine you for speeding or leaving the geographic area covered by your contract. Red light cameras dole out tickets (usually through some government contracting company). EZ-Pass toll systems can help track the movements of drivers. The microprocessors in your car can provide data to help determine fault in auto accidents. I won't even get into OnStar. Sheesh, next thing you know, Anheuser-Busch will be tracking your drinking habits - oh wait. Imaging linking those databases.

    With a simple identification code in each Ford car, the freedom of movement in the U.S. could become very expensive. To me, it's almost more frightening that so many of these functions (and this data) is in private hands than if it were the government getting it itself.

    There will be (actually already is) a flurry of legal wrangling to determine: (1) how the private companies can use this (i.e., when they can disclose or sell it); and (2) under what circumstances the government can get to it and use it.

  15. Is there an anti-monitoring mod chip yet? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me see, the same company that is currently producing a ~400 hp SVT Cobra is going to want a report on how fast I'm going? Why, I'm going the legal speed limit! Of course! Seriously, I intend on picking up my Cobra and driving directly to an auto parts store to get the mod chip that transmits a nice fake signal to Ford.
    SVT COBRA VIN#12345
    WINDSHIELD WIPERS:OFF
    HEADLIGHTS: OFF
    SPEED: YOUR MOTHER

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  16. Additionally... by St.+Vitus · · Score: 5, Funny

    For Ford SUVs, it will also report if the vehicle is upside-down.

  17. Re:Possibly off topic- by shaka999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, they should have be fired exactly like that.

    The work crews were expecting their actions to be untraceable and they were caught. As a taxpayer I hope all city vehicles are setup with this info. As long as their employment agreement states that the city/state has the right to monitor their vehicles then whats the issue...

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  18. Re:Good idea that will never work by gallen1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    [Devil's advocate]We have collectively (note that I didn't say individually) agreed that going too fast on certain roads is bad and, for the sake of public safety, people who exceed certain speeds should be punished. Since this is what the people have decided is best why would anyone object to better enabling the police to enforce the people's will?[/Devil's advocate]

    Personally I think victimless crimes such as speeding are the heart of the problem. If it were up to me there would be no speed limits anywhere but the penalties for crimes such as vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence would be much for draconian.

  19. Re:Good idea that will never work by jomegat · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it?

    Apparently they can. Gene Weingarten wrote an amusing piece in the Washington Post last week that describes his failed attempt to get out of just such a predicament using the defense you have suggested. It didn't work.

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  20. reminds me of a joke by snub · · Score: 5, Funny

    After they installed cockpit monitoring devices in all vehicles, the insurance companies analyzed the data and found an amazing coincidence. The last words said in 80% of all pickup truck accidents were the same: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

    Before anyone flames me: I drive an F-150.

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  21. Those billboard signs by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me bring you up to date since you left.

    Last year, someone headed back into the city during rush hour crashed into one of those billboards on GA 400 southbound, bringing it down and blocking the entire road well into the evening.

    I wasn't there, but I hear people who saw it happen could see the display blinking:

    Traffic sign down on GA 400 S & Windward. Use alternate route.

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  22. Re:Good idea that will never work by DanoTime · · Score: 5, Informative

    Supoena!?!? Heck, why bother with all that paperwork?

    A Judge told the FEDS to stop listening in to OnStar