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Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device

Poletown writes "The Detroit Free Press put out this article today about a new vehicle based 'traffic monitoring' system that Ford is testing. It will report your speed, the road temperature, whether or not your wipers/headlights are active, and even if you've used your anti-lock brakes. Initially, the system will be tested on Ford-owned and municipal vehicles."

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  1. tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick! Someone make me a hat!

    1. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't work... you've got to make it yourself. Otherwise, how do you know that The Man hasn't made it inside-out so it will amplify your thought waves and make it easier to track you?! And don't even think about buying that tinfoil in stores - the automatic door openers read your dna and won't let you in unless they correlate you with their files (the red light will come on to confirm this). You've got to steal the tinfoil out of your neighbors recycling for it to be any good.

    2. Re:tinfoil by cluckshot · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we may need more than a tinfoil hat! How about some sort of armor... against the idiots who see only the "benefits" of such a system.

      Just remember that you can make something "Fool Proof" but you can't make it "Damn Fool Proof," because fools are so ingenious...

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    3. Re:tinfoil by bob+dobalina · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, because it's not like the government isn't already monitoring your speed and the road conditions with traffic cameras and speed & ground radar. Dammit, citizens have a right to their anti-lock brake systems' privacy!

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    4. Re:tinfoil by Grrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      e911, RFID, and now this...

      The future looks bright for companies who'll be selling jammers.

      <grrr>

    5. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jeez, what kind of nut are you??? You can't possibly trust your NEIGHBOUR. I mean, you may have known him all your life but who's to say he isn't a government agent or a body-snatched alien infiltrator who was placed next door to you just to provide you with 'laced' tin foil???

      Everyone knows you have to don a black suit with only eye holes and sneak into the city dump late at night to steal your tinfoil. Statistically speaking, there's so much there that it would be almost impossible for it to ALL be 'laced'.

      Noone would dare monitor you after that. After all, who wants to spy on a stinky person?

    6. Re:tinfoil by paganizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry about it.
      I, for one, WELCOME this new opportunity to sell kits for cars that bypass this sort of shit.
      There are people who know electronics in the world, and aren't completely unfamiliar with automotive systems; Just rip the shit out, or better yet, have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.
      This is about as silly as worrying about RFID tags; don't look at this as a imposition, look at this as the chance to misdirect and confuse!

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    7. Re:tinfoil by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      How will I know my neighbour isn't one of them? His tinfoil might just be a trap.

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    8. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF are you thinking?! Giving out this kind of information publically? Do you realize what you have just done?

      You should know better than anyone else that the government monitors all internet traffic out of Langley. If they are wise to people taking such measures to secure some tinfoil from a landfill, they have ways to 'convince' the FDA, FTC, ATF, ABC, DEF, GHI and all the tinfoil manufacturers so that they will make ALL the tinfoil produced after this day to be traceable.

      Who knows, maybe putting trace amounts of radioactive Unobtanium in the tinfoil so if they can't beam out your thoughts, they can certainly know where you are...

    9. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is why I mine and smelt my own tin. Then I pound it flat with a large rock. After that I retreat into my cave and destroy the rock (just incase they picked me up on with satalite)

    10. Re:tinfoil by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank jebus we don't have traffic cameras around here and my state has outlawed photo-radar (you have the right to face your acuser, damn machine can't be questioned in court). The only traffic control around here is a cop with a radar or lidar gun and they are predictable enough that intelligent people who drive sensibly won't get caught =)

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    11. Re:tinfoil by visgoth · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Worry when they outlaw the countermeasures.

      Err, could the DMCA apply in some warped way to said countermeasures?

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    12. Re:tinfoil by zeugma-amp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worry when they outlaw the countermeasures.

      You mean like in several states where they already outlaw radar detectors?

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    13. Re:tinfoil by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny
      have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.

      The Sheriff is speeding, and then he receives a call to haul you to jail for speeding


      Only to end up as the center of his own black hole by driving in increasingly tighter circles while he zeroes in on himself.
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    14. Re:tinfoil by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course the powers-to-be have better things to do than fish through all this data.

      The powers-to-be will not be sifting through all this data. They will, however, go with a fine-toothed comb through the data of the "person of interest" of the hour. Be sure, they will find everything that they need.

  2. is that all?? by freerecords · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it does all that but it doesn't drive yet!??
    but seriously, what use is a traffic monitoring system - if you live in an area REALLY hit by traffic (i live near Central London, UK), there is usually almost no way to avoid it! what's the use unless you're a long distance commuter, or want to decide whether to use subway/underground or car

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    1. Re:is that all?? by w3weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to live in Atlanta, GA... notorious for bad traffic. Back in the early 90's they installed several large digital billboards that would display important traffic information such as "overturned vehicle at I-85 & I-285... expect delays".

      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      This sounds like history repeating.

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    2. Re:is that all?? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny
      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      My favorite was one time I was stranded right outside of Rochester - the billboard which was in front of us kindly informed me about an accident a few miles ahead and suggested that I use "alternative routes". It then proceeded to lecture me about using my cell phone while "driving" (if you could call sitting with the engine off and the vehicle in park driving) and advised that I would be subject to fines if seen doing this.

      Of course I promptly whipped out the cell phone and called a few friends to point out how ironic this was ;) Got a dirty look from a State Trooper (who was on foot walking between cars) but no tickets or fines. Guess they had better things to do ;)

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    3. Re:is that all?? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Traffic information is realtively useless on the backed up roadway. You're already there, can't really change your route, and knowing that there's a blockade ahead of you is something you likely could have already figured out yourself.

      It's a case of good information gone stale... it's too late to save you at this point. Traffic infomation needs to be distributed well before people get to the scene of the problem, so that they have a chance to select that "alternate route" that sends them on a longer path with less congestion. Once they have passed that point, it's too late.

      Therefore, traffic infomation needs to be distributed very rapidly and distantly from the scene of the problem in order to have any influence on the situation.

    4. Re:is that all?? by Drathos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slightly OT, but the first time I drove through Atlanta, I noticed some of the most amusing billboards I've ever seen. The one that's stuck with me the most:

      Don't make me come down there!
      --God

      IIRC, there were a couple (also attributed to God) regarding rush hour..

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    5. Re:is that all?? by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do this in the LA area, you get to know what roads are congested miles ahead of time and they even recomend alternate routes if one is available. Of course at times almost EVERYTHING is a parking lot so it doesn't matter. Btw don't live there just visit ocassionally for work.

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    6. Re:is that all?? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Therefore, traffic infomation needs to be distributed very rapidly and distantly from the scene of the problem in order to have any influence on the situation.

      A system that does this is already installed...it's called CB radio. OK, so it may not be that cool now, but it still has a use.

      When I had a CB, I could drive east on the Indiana/Ohio tollways and get radar and road reports from the drivers headed west, and vice versa.

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    7. Re:is that all?? by nolife · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good traffic reports CAN help you. Almost every traffic report given by any radio station are useless, the only exception I've ever heard is for those that live in the DC area that listen to WTOP (they have a listen live link and traffic is on the 8's if you want to here an example. They describe the traffic, what the bailouts are like, what is causing the delay and expected recovery time, the status of the cause (police on scene, sunshine delays, loading the smashed car on the truck, moving pothole repair crew blocking left lane, lights short timing, cars moved off to the median, rubbernecking etc...), references to previous days like worse or better or simply volume delays. Their reports are very detailed and not just telling you that interstate whatever is backed up to exit whatever. They have a very detailed picture of what is and was going on in the DC area and they describe it very well to the listeners.

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    8. Re:is that all?? by naarok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly how do you get unplanned road work? Are there gangs of workers driving around who suddenly stop and decide to do some work on the road? "Oh look Bill, here's a nice patch of road! Let's put up a couple roadblocks and dig a hole."

    9. Re:is that all?? by thadeusg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh yea, one other thing:

      Atlanta has had this for a while, actually. There's several GADOT websites that show traffic reports in real time overlaid on a map. It uses those cameras that are every mile or so. It's pretty spiffy, actually. Around this time, all of 75N, 85N, I-20 and the northern half of 285 should be Red. (less than 10mph, IIRC)

  3. no more... by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

    no more tittie bar lunches for the Public Works sand trucks anymore I guess...

    *shrug*

    e.

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    1. Re:no more... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > no more tittie bar lunches for the Public Works sand trucks anymore I guess...
      >
      > *shrug*

      "Shrug"?!?!!

      I fill potholes for two hours a day, and for the remaining six, I'm a barkeep at a tittie bar, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:no more... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in Massachusetts, there was a big deal about contract snow plow operators being ordered to carry GPS-reporting cell phones to let the state authorites know where the plow assets are at any given time, and also for proof that they really are plowing the roads they say they are, and not taking unauthorized breaks.

      The plow operators countered that it's not uncommon for a plow to get held up for an hour or two because they are blocked by police, accidents, or other obstructions, and they should be paid for that time.

      The state countered by saying it's trivial for them to tell the differnce. If your spend an hour at Dunkin' Donuts, you will not be paid. If you spend an hour trapped on a highway that you belong on, you will be paid.

    3. Re:no more... by RESPAWN · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friend of mine was telling me a story about this guy he knows who owns some kind of service business. This guy got all his employees some new cell phones (or something, some kind of communication gear) with GPS built in. The first week he fired something like 2 people, one of whom was taking a nap somewhere (presumably) and the other of whom was found in a very very bad part of town -- apparently buying drugs.

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  4. Good idea that will never work by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good idea but it won't work, here's why. This essentialy puts in real time monitoring information from your car's computer to a relay device that collates and condenses the information. In thoery this could allow more localized reporting conditions such as areas where a certain valley with a river can have weather different than the sorrounding community and so on. The article doesn't note if this is GPS enabled or not, but it would inevitably happen sooner or later.

    But it wont work because if a device can tell if your antilock brakes are working it can just as easily tell if your speeding or any other number of big brother activities. This information could be relayed to your local municipality and insurance company. Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

    This would be a very effective privacy erosion and people will rebel with the inevitable horror stories that would follow. Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on. Imagine anyone being able to use this "public" information to stalk or harass someone. Since the information would reported to municipalities, it would by definition be public unless legislated otherwise.

    Now, you could make it work, and it could produce very nice real time results. If several thousand cars all suddenly come to a crawl where traffic conditions wouldn't otherwise call for it an automated dispatch to 911 could be sent to find out why - there's probably a good reason for it. The problem is that you have to find a way of reporting the information in aggragate and without the ability to uniquely identify where it's coming from. If it can be uniquely identified it will be subponead by some lawyer and abused.

    1. Re:Good idea that will never work by NinjaPablo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whats wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding? Or that you drive at midnight with your lights off? Or forget to signal? Maybe if cars did this, it would force idiot drivers to get a clue and drive according to the law. Such recording should be used in legal procedings and for determining insurance rates, nothing more.

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    2. Re:Good idea that will never work by funny-jack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it wont work because if a device can tell if your antilock brakes are working it can just as easily tell if your speeding or any other number of big brother activities.

      Ever heard of OnStar? It's got GPS, and can therefore report whether you're speeding, and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be. People actually even pay extra to have it in their car.

      I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

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    3. Re:Good idea that will never work by thedillybar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Slightly offtopic, but speeding tickets in the US are issued to the driver of the vehicle, not the owner of the vehicle (like a parking ticket).

      Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it? It seems they are using cameras to penalize red-light runners in some cities already, but how are they doing this? If the car isn't registered to me, then I don't get the ticket?

    4. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on. Imagine anyone being able to use this "public" information to stalk or harass someone. Since the information would reported to municipalities, it would by definition be public unless legislated otherwise.

      GOOD!

      We as a country do too much just because we think we'll get away with it--and we let slide our liberties because we aren't challenged when we exercise them, and so don't have the chance to defend them.

      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend..."

      PD: "Yep. I had a kegger at my house. It's my personal life, and, as you can see, I'm here bright-eyed and bushy-tailed monday morning. So what's it to you?"

      BOSS: "Oh, ah... Ok."

    5. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's easy to overcome the privacy issue by having the system generate a unique session id each time the car starts. With a unique ID each time there is no way to tie the data to an indivudual. Shoot, for that matter generate a new one every 10 minutes or so.

    6. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple situation; you lend out your car to a friend, who doesn't know the speed zones. He missed a sign, and ends up getting nailed for going 20 km/h over the limit. You want your insurance rates to go up for this?

      It's the same reason police in my province don't take give your license demerits for photo-radar infractions; there's reasonable doubt that you were the driver.

    7. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That works fine, until your boss gives you alcohol screenings based on this information; particularily if it happens as a part of public knowledge. Agreed, in an ideal world, it wouldn't be a big deal; but systems like this get abused frequently.

    8. Re:Good idea that will never work by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually you could get in trouble because of this;

      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend... why the HELL wasn't I invited!?!!? Greedy bastard, no raise for you this year!"

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    9. Re:Good idea that will never work by DavittJPotter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What's wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding?

      Please, please, tell me you're just going for flamebait points. You've got to be kidding, right?

      The problem with this is just that: my CAR telling somebody about my habits? Isn't that what we have police officers for? If I let my buddy borrow my pickup to move a desk, and he speeds, I get the ticket & the insurance ding? Oh wait. Why not use the RFID tags in my clothing to make sure that I get the ticket?

      Wrong. Automated data collection will just keep forcing us into a submissive role. And you're FOR this?

      I assume, then, the first time you drive like an idiot, or forget to signal, you'll be prepared for the officers when you pull in your driveway.

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    10. Re:Good idea that will never work by w3weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's wrong...
      A federal agency (CIA if I remember correctly) was recently ordered by a court of law to cease 'wire tapping' the GPS and other sattelite signals from OnStar due to the fact that the surveilance interfered with the ability of OnStar users to summon emergency services.

      That is a serious problem in at least 2 ways

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    11. Re:Good idea that will never work by captain_craptacular · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

      Yes it does, It's only a matter of time before the fed/state/local authorities start to supoena onstar. First it will be for a good reason (murder, kidnapping) but once it starts, we'll be sliding right on down that slope. How long until someone is arrested for terrorism because their SUV was parked at a fertilizer store, a diesel station, and an airport in the same day?

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    12. Re:Good idea that will never work by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. MY rates SHOULD go up for this. If I let idiots use my car who don't know the speed limit, and don't pay attention to speed limit signs it raises the risk that my vehicle will be involved in an accident that my insirance would have to pay for. In your example it makes perfect sence that my rates should go up.

    13. Re:Good idea that will never work by shaka999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your making an assumption that this would need to be on all cars. Only a small percent of cars would have to have this on, and enabled, for this to be able to monitor conditions.

      If a small incentive was given many individuals, or companies, would probably be willing to have their car tracked...

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    14. Re:Good idea that will never work by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are absolutely correct. The "Red Light Camera's" take multiple pictures. One of your car behind the line when the light turns red, one of your license plate and one of you driving.

      The trick is to send them a picture of you writing them a check ;-)

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    15. Re:Good idea that will never work by bob+dobalina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with this is just that: my CAR telling somebody about my habits? Isn't that what we have police officers for? If I let my buddy borrow my pickup to move a desk, and he speeds, I get the ticket & the insurance ding? Oh wait. Why not use the RFID tags in my clothing to make sure that I get the ticket?

      But if he uses it NOW and kills someone in an accident, you are liable to be sued and your rates go up. All this without any nifty traffic monitoring device. Ain't life grand?

      I assume, then, the first time you drive like an idiot, or forget to signal, you'll be prepared for the officers when you pull in your driveway.

      Like they already do in New York state, where thanks to road rage laws, a simple call, "such and such a car with plates XYZ-123 was behaving erratically on this road and this time", gets you a knock at the door by a uniformed officer who reads you the riot act.

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    16. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So can you honestly tell me you trust every one of your friends to be an absolutely perfect driver at all times? No-one you know ever makes a mistake? Must be nice living in that world.

      Or have you never done your friends a favour like that? .. You do -have- friends, I hope?

    17. Re:Good idea that will never work by override11 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How bout a tattoo on my forehead of a barcode? Maybe we could have a worldwide company named BEAST do this?

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    18. Re:Good idea that will never work by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Everything is wrong with my insurance company knowing I'm speeding. If I don't get in an accident it's none of their damn business.

      So you're saying that your insurence company has no right to know that you habitually break safe traffic laws, thus putting yourself and others at risk? OK! Maybe you should join one of those groups that refuses to get drivers licenses and insurence at all...

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    19. Re:Good idea that will never work by jasoncc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did the article say that they planned to equip every car on the road with these monitoring devices? I agree that it would be too large an invasion of privacy to be widely accepted. However, I think the idea might be to equip a fleet of cars, say, the fleet of city police cars and buses. Maybe some commercial fleets would agree to it for some tax breaks or other benefits. If you can get a few % of the cars on the road collecting the data you can probably achieve pretty good coverage. You don't need 500 cars all jammed in the same mile of I-95 telling you that it's raining. 1 or 2 will be sufficient. -Jason

    20. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup, cause no-one minds the hassle of random alcohol screenings, or potentially being fired from your engineering/construction related position.

      Point is; if the information is there, it'll be misused. Maybe your boss doesn't screen your blood, but maybe you suddenly start getting a lot of pamphlets for AA. Maybe missionaries come by, and try to save you from your sinful lifestyle. Maybe your insurance company jacks your rates (both your auto, and your homeowners), just because you exhibit the inclination to throw large, alcohol-consuming parties. Hell, maybe the police show up, and start hassling every guest that leaves.

      Sound like fun to you? Somewhere, some time, it'd happen.

    21. Re:Good idea that will never work by gallen1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [Devil's advocate]We have collectively (note that I didn't say individually) agreed that going too fast on certain roads is bad and, for the sake of public safety, people who exceed certain speeds should be punished. Since this is what the people have decided is best why would anyone object to better enabling the police to enforce the people's will?[/Devil's advocate]

      Personally I think victimless crimes such as speeding are the heart of the problem. If it were up to me there would be no speed limits anywhere but the penalties for crimes such as vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence would be much for draconian.

    22. Re:Good idea that will never work by pongo000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slightly offtopic, but speeding tickets in the US are issued to the driver of the vehicle, not the owner of the vehicle (like a parking ticket).

      In Texas, many cities are "home-rule" cities which means they can sometimes enact laws which are not specifically prescribed or proscribed by the state. In the town I live in, they issue civil citations to the owners of vehicles caught by the red light cameras. By issuing a civil citation, the city finds it easier to skirt around due process. If you refuse to pay, then you'll find yourself at the receiving end of a criminal charge for failure to pay a civil fine levied by the city, rather than being held responsible for the offense under criminal statutes.

      Here's another example: We have several toll roads where I live. I sold my car a few years back; in Texas, the tags go with the car. So of course,the lowlife I sold my vehicle to decide to rack up several hundred dollars in fines for running the toll gates. The toll authority issued me a civil fine of several hundred dollars based on photographs of the rear license plate of the vehicle! Had I not been able to prove that the vehicle was in fact sold (I had a bill of sale), I would have been held liable for the fines.

      So yes, in some parts of the country you can receive a citation by simply owning a vehicle caught speeding, running red lights, etc.

    23. Re:Good idea that will never work by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes indeed. Why all that technology we invented for the past 2000 years - its all used to control us by THE MAN.

      I blame those damn pheonicians for inventing a writing system. Once it was possible to keep records man, it was all down hill. I know my kids wont use no fancy technology.

      I say we get rid of all technology! I know your with me, brother. You pick out a cave, and I will go sharpen some pointy sticks.

      Make sure that cave has an outlet, so I can still post on slashdot. That way we can tell everyone how well we are avoiding technology, and THE MAN.
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    24. Re:Good idea that will never work by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Funny
      People like you make the world suck, please die.

      Thanks.

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    25. Re:Good idea that will never work by jomegat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it?

      Apparently they can. Gene Weingarten wrote an amusing piece in the Washington Post last week that describes his failed attempt to get out of just such a predicament using the defense you have suggested. It didn't work.

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    26. Re:Good idea that will never work by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 2, Funny
      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend..."

      PD: "Yep. I had a kegger at my house. It's my personal life, and, as you can see, I'm here bright-eyed and bushy-tailed monday morning. So what's it to you?"

      BOSS: "Because it's Tuesday, not Monday. Where were you yesterday?"

      PD: "D'OH!!"

    27. Re:Good idea that will never work by wwwrun · · Score: 2, Informative
      Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

      You've never driven the UK, I take it?

      (In case it isn't obvious, this is precisely what can happen here with our world-beating network of speed cameras, give or take a few days' processing delay.)

    28. Re:Good idea that will never work by ghostlibrary · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Maryland and DC, they issue the ticket to the driver of the car (according to registration), but said driver can fill out a section saying "I was not the driver, person X [license number here] was".

      They then issue the ticket to person X.

      What happens if person X complains, I don't know, but given that you need their driver's license number to do this, it's probably hard to fake.

      Plus the language says you're basically making an affadavit of truth and so you'd be screwed for lying if the other person contests this.

      So basically, they ticket the car and assume the owner was driving, and let the owner inform them otherwise by ratting on their friend or spouse. Scummy system.

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    29. Re:Good idea that will never work by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly what section of the Constitution prohibits states and municipalities from making traffic laws and enforcing them with fines?

      Your "conflict of interest" argument is interesting, but since all government money is levied by laws passed by the government, only an anarchist would agree with it.

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    30. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Even if they make a mistake, my insurance still goes up, because it's my car. My car is insured, not me."

      "If someone else hits my car, their insurance is responsible for damages. If I give my car to someone else and they break the law using my car, my insurance pays the damages, therefore the two situations are not the same."

      To kill two birds with one stone here:

      1) No, in most places with 'at-fault' insurance (typical for commercial insurance, as opposed to governmental 'no-fault' insurance), it is -you- who are insured, =not= your vehicle.

      2) Fine, pretend it was a vandalism claim that exceeds your deductable. You're being held accountable for the illegal actions of another person. Is -that- acceptable to you? If you didn't want it to happen, after all, you didn't need to park on the street.

    31. Re:Good idea that will never work by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm a strong believer in "no blood, no foul" when it comes to traffic laws. If I'm the only one on the road, and I'm speeding, why should that be illegal? I'm not harming anyone, even if I do wreck I'll be the only one involved.
      Apparently you've never heard of a 2-vehicle collision. (How often are you "the only one on the road"? And how can you be sure another car isn't coming at you from just around the bend?)
      Insurance is a scam anyway, you are legally forced to purchase it, and if you ever use it they'll raise your rates or simply just drop you altogether. If everyone invested the $150 a month they spend on insurance in mutual funds our economy would be a lot better off...
      To use your phrasing, I'm a strong believer in the idea that some form of liability insurance ought to be mandatory. You don't want personal injury coverage, fine; you don't care about collision damage to your own car, no problem. But if you hit someone else, something should be in place to make sure that you're able to compensate them for it. The risks you take with your own life and property are your own business, sure, but when those risks involve other members of society, then there's plenty of reason to regulate you to make sure that you can compensate them for the consequences of your actions.
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    32. Re:Good idea that will never work by DanoTime · · Score: 5, Informative

      Supoena!?!? Heck, why bother with all that paperwork?

      A Judge told the FEDS to stop listening in to OnStar

    33. Re:Good idea that will never work by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Informative
      I read the grandparent and thought the same thing, but you beat me to the punch. It's interesting to look at the E-Z Pass system on the East Coast as a comparison, since similar concerns were raised when it was first implemented. Although initially records were supposed to be for billing only, over time they've been subpoenaed to be used in criminal cases, divorce proceedings, etc.. If the information is there, there'll be a temptation to use it.

      Having said that, I don't see why they couldn't implement these systems in public and city-owned vehicles only, like buses and public works vehicles. There's no reason you need every car in the city to have one, just enough so that you can monitor traffic flow.

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    34. Re:Good idea that will never work by Sporkinum · · Score: 3, Informative

      2) Fine, pretend it was a vandalism claim that exceeds your deductable. You're being held accountable for the illegal actions of another person. Is -that- acceptable to you? If you didn't want it to happen, after all, you didn't need to park on the street.

      Gee.. That just happened to me. Parked on the street outside the public library for ten minutes. Come back out to my car, and the hood was crunched where some idiot in a pickup/SUV backed into me. The damage was over my headlights and grille and on the hood. No witnesses and I have a $1000 deductable on collision and comprehensive. I'll end up paying for the whole thing out of pocket.

      That being said. I'd rather have that happen to me than have big brother watching allways.

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    35. Re:Good idea that will never work by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it were up to me there would be no speed limits anywhere but the penalties for crimes such as vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence would be much for draconian.

      By your logic, DUI should be legal unless you cause an accident. Speeding is dangerous, just like driving while intoxicated. The laws against speeding and DUI are designed to help prevent accidents, not just to punish those who are unlucky and/or unskilled enough to have a wreck.

    36. Re:Good idea that will never work by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly what section of the Constitution prohibits states and municipalities from making traffic laws and enforcing them with fines?

      ok, thats a fair question -- the mechanics of tickets is what I believe is unconstitutional. This is how it works legally: when an officer gives you a ticket and you sign it, you agree to plead guilty and pay the ammount of the ticket (I believe legally you are agreeing to pay your own bail, but Im not sure) OR appear in court in lieu of being arrested. Infact, if you do not sign the ticket which is your right, they will take you to jail until your court date (although you'd be stupid to do it). It is my belief that this system is legal smoke and mirrors and violates your due process rights.

      As for the second argument of conflict of interest, that one is rock solid, I admit the constitutional thing is just my opinion. Of course government has the right to levy taxes, but not at will. Essentially what is happening is, a policeman pulls you over, and assigns you *extra* taxes, taxes which in most cases funds his employment -- a conflict of interest. If we are going to have tickets the money should be donated to charity or used to fund government activities that have no impact on law enforcement to remove the conflict of interest.

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    37. Re:Good idea that will never work by TFloore · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Personally I think victimless crimes such as speeding are the heart of the problem.
      I generally agree with your comment on victimless crimes.

      The problem comes in when you decide what a victimless crime means. Speeding is one of those nice grey-area examples of victimless crimes.

      As a general rule, an accident involving vehicles at speed 2*X will be worse than an accident involving vehicles at speed X. This may be worse as property damage, it may be injury level, it may be injury vs death.

      "Society" has determined that there is a correlation between high speeds and injury/death rates from accidents. (Don't know about correlating speed vs accident rate itself... decreased reaction times from higher speed probably do correlate to higher accident rates too.) A certain percentage of the cost of that injury/death is paid by society, in the form of uninsured motorists and public health care.

      Therefore, the "victim" of speeding is your government's budget. That's an indirect way of saying speeding costs the taxpayer money, and someone decided that the speeder herself should pay part of that cost burden, therefore... speeding tickets.

      I don't have to like it, to understand the original reasoning. Of course, this also has nothing to do with "speeding tickets as a primary form of county revenue" that seems very common today.
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    38. Re:Good idea that will never work by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Speeding is dangerous

      You're brainwashed. Safe speed should ALWAYS be defined by road condition and vehecle capability.

      If the sign on the road reads 50, it doesn't automatically means that you're safe at 49 but dangerous at 51.

    39. Re:Good idea that will never work by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it's based on the statistical possibility

      Bingo....so why collect specific data to base the rates on? Why not just use the average, where all drivers pay for the bad?

      Insurance is a racket...a gamble by the companies. If it's going to be based on data mined by the microsecond, then there is no gamble. And no need to bill me if I don't have a need to collect.

    40. Re:Good idea that will never work by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of the factors that you have listed are under "Road Condition" except Mechanical Failures and Human Error.

      Then again, speed has no established correlation with Mechnanical Failures or Human Error.

      I concur, that speed limits are best estimates from engineers. As roads improve, however, they go out of date and nobody bothers to renew them because the revenue-generation nature of low speed limits.

  5. Traffodata XP by almaon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft will soon take away Ford's glory, Bill vs Henry round two with Traffodata 04.

    Nerd history of the Traffodata is located in Fire in the Valley, a great computer history book.

    1. Re:Traffodata XP by ksp · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's "Traf-O-Data".

      See for instance:
      http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~history/Gates.Mirick.html#bus iness

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  6. Can you access it? by stephenb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This would be cool if there was some way to hook up your own home PC and access the data. You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

    1. Re:Can you access it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Visualize it? I hate actually *doing* it enough, now I can virtually do it at home?

    2. Re:Can you access it? by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

      Or someone else's.

      Divorce lawyers/investigators would love this shit. No thank you.

      KFG

  7. Ah, crap. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

    I can't decide whether to praise this kind of "innovation" for the convenience, or to complain about the possibilities for abuse. I know we'll hear plenty of both - but I'll lean toward praising this for now. Technology will always be abused, and complaining about basically harmless things and their potential for evil is not generally productive.

    1. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well when I have kids, I'll be permanently affixing wireless webcams to their heads, along with microphones. I certainly wouldn't want to trust them in any way to do what I'd taught them, and I'll be expecting realtime data on all that they see, do, and say.

    2. Re:Ah, crap. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.

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    3. Re:Ah, crap. by mattkime · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure you'd feel that way until you find your car reporting -

      -Its been parked by the river for an hour
      -The radio is playing
      -Strangely, its reporting rough, unpaved roads

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    4. Re:Ah, crap. by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The X10 cam finally finds a home! ;-)

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    5. Re:Ah, crap. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: Trust can be earned, or given freely.

  8. Spin by funny-jack · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hey, why not? GM sells cars that do a pretty good job of spying on the driver, and people buy it for this excellent "feature." And to them, it is a feature. It just takes some good marketing spin.

    If every single car being made had something like this, then there would be cause for concern. Otherwise, just don't buy the cars that have this if you don't want it. Simple.

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  9. Standards & Protocols by aacool · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is a big opportunity to reduce traffic jams, said Thilo Koslowski, vice president and lead automotive analyst at Gartner Group, a technology research firm. "The challenge is to get enough cars with these devices on the road to collect enough data."

    This can potentially further clog the microwave/radio spectrum, depending on the range of these sensors. Also, unless some standard exists/is applied, competing manufacturers could select different protocols, leading to a babel of messages, and more traffic jams rather than less

    It could have some good use as an anti-theft device.

    No comments on the Orwellian overtones of the original post

  10. Tickets? by Xeed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is government-funded, so they are going to be seeing the data at some time. What is to stop them from sending a ticket in the mail from the information they collected?

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    1. Re:Tickets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They wont give out tickets because people wont buy cars with these systems if they run that risk. In the northeast EZ-Pass (automated toll system) can just as easily do the same. They have sensors all over for the tags, not just at tolls. At one point they decided to start giving out tickets based on that data, the number of people who lined up to turn in their tags made them think otherwise.

    2. Re:Tickets? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What was to strop them from doing it with paper tickets anyway? Everytime I take the PA Turnpike, I'm always wary of the toll guy calling the cops and saying "It only took him 45 minutes to get from the Poconos to Philly".. Times are stamped on those, too.

  11. Bad Assumptions... by trix_e · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: "Slow vehicle speeds with frequent stops would signal traffic congestion, for instance."

    uh... it could also signal that my Mom is at the wheel...

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  12. ECU already do half that stuff by Wedge1212 · · Score: 3, Informative

    the ECU in a modern car already logs half of those things listed. The data from your ECU can be used against you in court. I can see this becoming a full production line "feature"

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  13. For our own good by Grrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The devices on them would collect traffic-related data including vehicle
    speed, location and which direction the vehicle is heading.


    So long as they remain voluntary, and can be turned off...

    <grrr>

  14. Driver monitoring by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On a related note, check out the sample videos at DriveCam.com. So long as you're not at fault, this would be great to have. I was thinking of using a single-board computer with a couple of USB webcams under Linux and a solid state accelerometer to do the same sort of thing. I think I'd add a manual trigger to catch video of the idiot who ran a red light in front of me or cut me off, though.

  15. Interesting Approach by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I'm sure most will comlain about the lack of privacy, or the slippery slope of collecting such data and the danger of it eventualyl being used to issue tickets, I find it's an interesting approach.

    It would potentially give better a better idea about traffic congenstion and weather conditions. It beats trying to set up a bunch of "stations" near highways to monitor traffic and weather in different places.

    In the end, though, I don't see it flying. Too many people will be against it and the benefits will probably not justify the costs.

  16. Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Good for us.

    Hopefully this will help getting the speeding jerks off our roads. Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind having completely remote-computer controlled cars in our lifetime.

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    1. Re:Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 3, Interesting
      jerks that sits in the far left hand lane and goes precisely the speed limit

      I drive on the right lane at the precise speed limit.

      I just get pissed off every time a speeding jerk drives by me at 30 mphs over the limit, cuts me off and gives me the finger "for being too slow". This is what I wish on them.

      Have you never read the Risks List?

      I'd rather take my chances with computer controlled cars than the speeding, emotionally volatile alpha-male jerks.

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    2. Re:Jerks on the road by balthan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What are you *talking* about? That's the *speed limit*. There's nothing at all wrong with driving the speed limit. It's the maximum speed you can go. You can decrease your speed, but don't call someone following the law a "jerk". If you want to break the law (and don't hurt anyone else) that's generally your deal, but hassling people because *they* aren't breaking the law to facilitate *you* breaking the law is ridiculous.

      Thankfully some state legislators have half a clue and don't agree with you:

      "Illinois is one of 20 states that now have some sort of prohibition on driving in the left lane. Basically, the rule is this: You can drive in the left lane for as long as you want, unless you are holding up traffic. In that case, you must move to another lane within half a mile or be subject to a $75 ticket. In California, you can be cited for impeding traffic if you are not keeping up with the flow of cars. The recommendation of the California Highway Patrol: If faster-moving traffic is riding your rear, move over no matter if you are doing the speed limit."

  17. Possibly off topic- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to do EPA/OSHA type building inspections.

    Once I was asked to do some inspection work on a DOT (department of transportation) site, and they had just finished installing (and monitoring) useage of their DOT vehicles.

    I was there when the output was generated. The DOT devices monitored how long the vehicles were in motion, how far they traveled, how fast, how long they stopped and using a GPS, where exactly they were at any given time.

    The workmen knew nothing of this installation until that point in time.

    The moral? The crews weren't doing what they were supposed ot be doing (running about filling potholes) and instead (as found by the GPS) were down at a local bar and grill, drinking it up.

    So they were fired.

    Sure, they probably deserved it, but should they have been fired in this manner? This device *sounds* like it could be used for *exactly* that.

    Something to think about.

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    1. Re:Possibly off topic- by shaka999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, they should have be fired exactly like that.

      The work crews were expecting their actions to be untraceable and they were caught. As a taxpayer I hope all city vehicles are setup with this info. As long as their employment agreement states that the city/state has the right to monitor their vehicles then whats the issue...

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    2. Re:Possibly off topic- by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how is this different from actually seeing them at the bar? They were not doing their jobs. The device didn't make them do it. Stop blaming the device.

      What you are saying is that it's okay to cheat and lie, just as long as you don't get caught, and if you do get caught it's not fair.

  18. Great... by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not going to be car owner anymore...
    Now I'm just going to be a user of the Ford Mobile Traffic Network.
    But I bet I'll be allowed to opt-out... If I can fill out all the paperwork.

  19. What's up with all these companies by bad+enema · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and wanting all this information about me? Ford wants to know this...Bud Light wants to know that...

    And yet when I give these companies the information I WANT them to know about, they shred my resume.

    Don't you love how the world works?

  20. Traffic Waves by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "intelligent roadway" concept sounds all gee-whiz and cool, but the fact still remains that it's we, the drivers, who are responsible for both the volume and the density of traffic. Our being on the roads in the first place generates the volume, and our need to get "there" first generates the density.

    Someone posted a link to this site about how one driver can singlehandedly eliminate traffic waves simply by not driving like a nut. I've tried it, and it's not difficult, but I can't imagine convincing my wife to let a gap open up in front of her... there's something in human nature that rebels at the thought of someone else getting ahead of you in line.

    My prediction: If these devices and systems lead to more efficient roads, then there will simply be more people on the roads. The end result will be *worse* congestion than before. That's why building new expressways is so futile -- you just can't build your way out of gridlock. [Insert mass transit rant here]

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    1. Re:Traffic Waves by sitcoman · · Score: 2, Informative
      The traffic waves site you linked seems to be in some pain, so here's the Wayback Machine's mirror of the page from last June. (Complete with cute traffic wave animation!)

      I had seen this site before (maybe when it was first posted to /.) and I've also tried nullifying traffic waves. Guess what, it works! And it's kinda fun in a serious slowdown, to see the people behind you start out really irritated, but eventually realize how nice it is not to be using the brakes every fifteen seconds.

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  21. Just imagine... by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just imagine Ford's lawyer's contacting my mechanic for violating the DMCA by diabling my monitoring equipment. I can't WAIT for this stuff to come out :P

  22. Traffic monitoring in the ground by Wayne247 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Montreal, they buried a bunch of sensors into the ground under the major highways. These sensors track in realtime the flow of traffic, so you can have an instant glimpse at the entire network's traffic status, and find out where to avoid. For now it's a small portion of the roads, but it's already proven to be very effective. Can't wait until more roads have that and the map! See it here.

    1. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by br0ck · · Score: 2, Informative

      We have a similar realtime map in Chicago that comes in very handy. Click any section of the map and it tells you exactly what's going on. The little circled numbers are travel times. You can watch the whole thing turn red in about 2 hours (4:00 CST).

    2. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, all the trafiic avoids the congested roads to go to the hidden and little used 15 lane super highways, right?

      When I had a long-drive job, there were nights I could leave the office at 5:30 and get home at 6:30, and other nights leaving at 5:30 would lead to me getting home at 8:00...

      If I could have checked from the office and known that I would have gotten in a traffic mess, I just might have decided it'd be a good chance to clean out my low-priority e-mail for an hour. I'd be one less car in the jam, and then be able to sail through that spot after the jam has cleared.

      So yes, getting traffic data well distributed will cause some of the cars that would have been in the backup to disappear even if their is no other route, they'll just delay their trip.

  23. Big Brother by Nycto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow... I can't say how much this kind of thing scares me. As an advocate for privacy, I don't want people to be able to follow my every move.

    I realize, of course, that there are benefits of being able to track cars. Finding stolen cars, keeping unsafe drivers off the road, et cetera, but sometimes you have to sacrifice all these things for the rights of the individual. Our culture has a tendency to take ideas with good intentions and take them to dangerous extremes. Take bias censorship in schools, for example. There are extensive rules that publishing companies have in place so as not to offend children. It started in 1970 as a way to keep racism and homophobia out of schools, but is to the point where you can't mention, for example, a blind man overcoming his disability and climbing a mountain. According to these bias guidelines, that kind of statement could offend blind children.

    What is the next step after this? Tracking devices implanted under the skin? Big Brother is watching you. /me shudders

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  24. Not in your car. by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is going to be installed in municipal vehicles and police cars, not your vehicle. Relax everyone.

    Good luck figuring out traffic patterns by putting this in police cars. The police by me are either sitting by the side of the road looking for speeders and HOV lane violators, or they're cutting through traffic in the disabled vehicle lane.

  25. Just wrong by ketdogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds like a good idea, but i see it being used in all the wrong ways. Cops would no longer have to catch someone speeding, they would just have to link the illegal speed with the vehical and send the ticket in the mail. Any government could track were certain citizens are (or rather their cars) at any time. I wonder how long it would take someone to put linux on one of these systems. It would be a pretty tight mobile computer.

  26. Obviously... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...you've never worked in the civil service before.

    "The computer says what? Why, that must be wrong. We were just eating at that Denny's next door. I don't know, sir. If you can't prove it either way, I guess you'll just have to trust us."

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  27. Ofcourse this system would be useless by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    without location information. The transmitted data would most likely be tagged with the VIN or some unique ID, which ofcourse would be sufficient to track down the location of the driver.

    Might as well put that chip inside my brain so it can sense my stress/roadrage levels and turn my car off if I get too violent.

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  28. Ford Acronyms by wholecake · · Score: 4, Funny

    FORD = Found on road dead
    FORD = Fucker only runs downhill
    FORD backwards is an acronym for "Driver Returns On Foot."
    FORD = First On Recall Day
    FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
    FORD = For Oversized Rednick Dicks

    Ford Acronyms

  29. You made an assumption -- personal vehicles by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, your issues are true for personal vehicles. However, in the case of fleet vehicles, where the person doesn't get a choice if it's on or not, I could see it being quite helpful.

    In fact, I know a few people whose work vehicles will report to their employer when they showed up at the work site (construction related field). This is just an extension to that.

    You're automatically assuming that 'consumer' means 'private citizen' which it may not be. I can see significant demand for this for fleet vehicles, especially if it can be correlated to GPS or some of the other monitor systems that already exist.

    Public works vehicles would be a prime candidate for this, as it could give indicators where potholes are, or snow problems, or flooded roads. Radio and TV stations might put it in their vehicles, so they could improve their traffic reporting.

    It might move to private vehicles, if there were incentives. Maybe discounts on your insurance, or taxes, or the like, but I don't see people just jumping out and wanting it on their own, for the very reasons you stated.

    And it's entirely possible that they'll be put in without people knowing about it, such as the black boxes that record airbag data, or forced to be in there by law [all vehicles in the state of must have them], similar to emissions controls, which help the general population, but not the individual user.

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  30. Mercedes, not GM by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, it was Tele Aid, Mercedes's version of the system. And the practice has been suspended, but not for privacy reasons.

  31. rebellion? uhh.... by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...people will rebel with the inevitable horror stories that would follow.

    Unfortunately, people won't rebel because they won't take it upon themselves to build cars without said devices, and that's even assuming that the Law allows cars to be manufactured without all that stuff anyway. What will happen is that people will just say, "That sucks! Oh, well, I want a car...."

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  32. New source of income for car rental companies by veranikon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rental car agencies are already exploiting GPS tracking devices for uncapped profit (eg. bouncing a $250 rental fee to $3.4k). I wonder how long it will take them to exploit this one so they can charge penalties for ... oh ... not using your blinker, leaving the dome light on when the car is off, and perhaps even for not flipping down the sun visors. Y'know, 5 minutes of harsh sunlight can really wreak havoc on unprotected automotive uphostlery, and possibly increase the maintenance cost for a vehicle by a full $0.000000005!!

  33. Auto blackboxes already exist... by SLiK812 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Blackboxes which provide data about what might have happened already exist for cars. There have been numerous court cases regarding the privacy issues surrounding it's uses, mostly because drivers have no clue they exist in their cars. Apparently Ford and GM have been doing this since the 90s. So Ford is probably just taking their technology a step further.

  34. Traffic Cops will soon be a thing of the past by Clemence · · Score: 5, Informative

    "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one."
    --Henry Ford

    Rental car companies use GPS to clock your speed or location and fine you for speeding or leaving the geographic area covered by your contract. Red light cameras dole out tickets (usually through some government contracting company). EZ-Pass toll systems can help track the movements of drivers. The microprocessors in your car can provide data to help determine fault in auto accidents. I won't even get into OnStar. Sheesh, next thing you know, Anheuser-Busch will be tracking your drinking habits - oh wait. Imaging linking those databases.

    With a simple identification code in each Ford car, the freedom of movement in the U.S. could become very expensive. To me, it's almost more frightening that so many of these functions (and this data) is in private hands than if it were the government getting it itself.

    There will be (actually already is) a flurry of legal wrangling to determine: (1) how the private companies can use this (i.e., when they can disclose or sell it); and (2) under what circumstances the government can get to it and use it.

  35. Pay attention... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That which causes outrage today is commonplace tomorrow...

    Technology is like fire... if you don't keep a careful eye on it and keep it under control, what was your servant becomes your master...

    That's all I'm saying... make sure such useful technology doesn't become abused... It's a duty to those who wish to remain free.

    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

  36. This will never work.... by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a bunch of BS to get people to let this big brother in the car.. then ZAM it'll start to be abused.. Just like OnStar was. OnStar gor saved via a tecnical detail, but if they had multiple audio out channels, it's still be abused today.

    The fact is, it's US thats the problem. We employ a greedy and not cooperative strategy on the roads. They did research around here, and they found that all the highways were completely cpable of handling the volume of traffic at rush hour. It's out driving that creates backups.

    And don't get me started about RUBBERNECKERS! ARH.

    People here are some tips:
    1) Don't rummberneck, mangled metal is fun, but it's none of your business.
    2) Don't tail gate, leave good room. Tailgating makes you slam on your brakes, so the guy behind you needs to slam arder, and so on, until people are locking up anc causing more accidents.
    3) When in a backup let the gap be made. Don't floor it to the next guys bumper then brake hard 1) it wastes gas 2) you repeat #2. I've seen "averagers" - peopel who average the flow out create a huge difference. And I think we all rather me slow and steady rather than stop-and -go. If you are a stop and go person: remember: 1) all that gas used to get up to speed gets wasted when you put on your brakes, 2) you waste more brakes killing the effect of overusing gas 3) you create more changes in speed which is more changes for a rear-end collision by another unattentive driver. We handle things if they are steady.
    4) Get over early. You having to slow down your lane so you can get over in a hurry, slows down your lane and causes others to change lanes.
    5) minimize lane changes. Each one is a time when you a leagally vulderable. When you change lanes, right of way is with the person who is already there. And we all know about 2 people, one moveing left, the other right, that don't see each other.

    That shoudl take care of 90% of the problems on the road.

    Thank you.

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  37. Is there an anti-monitoring mod chip yet? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me see, the same company that is currently producing a ~400 hp SVT Cobra is going to want a report on how fast I'm going? Why, I'm going the legal speed limit! Of course! Seriously, I intend on picking up my Cobra and driving directly to an auto parts store to get the mod chip that transmits a nice fake signal to Ford.
    SVT COBRA VIN#12345
    WINDSHIELD WIPERS:OFF
    HEADLIGHTS: OFF
    SPEED: YOUR MOTHER

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  38. Additionally... by St.+Vitus · · Score: 5, Funny

    For Ford SUVs, it will also report if the vehicle is upside-down.

  39. No need for this to be in every car... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no point for every driver on the highway to have this system in their car. Afterall, the car next to you is not likely to report anything different than what you're reporting at any given time.

    However, think of this usage. A local radio and TV station operation offers to pay to have this system installed in 2000 volunteer's cars, and those people are paid $250 or so a year to participate. Suddenly, this station will have a a very informative realtime traffic system, because as odds are one of their spotters will be delayed by any rainstorm or lane closure. What's more, the spotters don't have to do anything active to report that they've been stopped or slowed, since the system phones in their reports for them.

    There's no need for everybody's privacy to be violated, because this doesn't need a census, just a sample. If a few people are willing to give up some privacy, the whole public can benefit from the data collected in the form of better traffic advisories.

  40. Big Brother FORD? by n()_cHIEFz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really don't see how this will have any impact on traffic. You may know everything about the status of the vehicles but how is that going to lessen the load of traffic? Seems to me it would be just as effective to install sensors along the roadway that monitor traffic flow and suggest re-routes as needed. Really this is just another way for big brother to watch us.

    Oh, BTW, for all you Ford haters out there, my '82 Ford Bronco is still running after 215 thousand miles. Never had any major work other than replacing the oil pump. Environmentalists procede with the flaming on my gas guzzling beast, but I do live in New Mexico and take my car off road all the time, I don't own an SUV just because they're cool or big.

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  41. Never trust the client by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Embed the sensors in the roads..

    I use this every day to choose which way to go home (red on Decarie (the 15) is particularly bad).

    S

  42. Re:Only partially correct... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can speak with some authority here; as my parents both work in insurance.

    Driving history is considered, but mostly in as "Clean record since last at-fault accident".

    Speeding tickets, etc, usually aren't passed on to the insurance company, unless they hit your driving record. That is; you're actually pulled over, and are given demerits to your license. Age is also a large factor; the younger you are, the more you pay. In Alberta at least, there's a price drop at 21, as well as 25.

    Marital status is taken into account; married people pay less.

    Gender is taken into account; girls pay less.

  43. Insurance break or govt. rebate? by CheapScott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's the question, though...

    Would you drive a car with the intent of being monitored if it meant that your insurance company would give significant fee breaks or if the government gave rebates of some form?

    If you start to put money into the equation, things start to seem more interesting than threatening, n'est-ce pas?

  44. reminds me of a joke by snub · · Score: 5, Funny

    After they installed cockpit monitoring devices in all vehicles, the insurance companies analyzed the data and found an amazing coincidence. The last words said in 80% of all pickup truck accidents were the same: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

    Before anyone flames me: I drive an F-150.

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  45. 15 police cars by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm...cop cars are not really the best way to determine traffic conditions, since in the course of a day they are constantly avoiding traffic laws, such as speed, and being able to drive around and thru traffic. Hard breaking in chases, and high speeds travling to the scene of a crime/accident would seriously skew the data.

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  46. Semi Trucks have it... by tazanator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watched when my Kenworth T600 was in the shop, thay hooked up a system the size of a laptop and had a complete report from speed to RPM's to brake use and pressure. It even showed air pressure to the suspension giving them an idea of how much weight was on each axle. Combined with the qualcomm on board they knew within 3 feet where and what I was doing every 15 min. with the company truck.

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  47. Those billboard signs by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me bring you up to date since you left.

    Last year, someone headed back into the city during rush hour crashed into one of those billboards on GA 400 southbound, bringing it down and blocking the entire road well into the evening.

    I wasn't there, but I hear people who saw it happen could see the display blinking:

    Traffic sign down on GA 400 S & Windward. Use alternate route.

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  48. Car monitoring by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, monitoring the car can be good or bad. Here's a little story from the real world.

    Someone had a very expensive car, the kind of car that cost a fortune to get a insurance for. So the car got a tracking device installed to get a lower insurance. These devices are normally intalled in different places hard to find unless you take the entire car apart and also has their own battery.

    One day the police got a call from the company tracking these cars for the insurance company. The car appeared to had been stolen and was going down the freeway. The police got running updates of the location of the car. drove after it down the freeway and ended up "capturing" the thief in a parking lot by blocking the exits with police cars.
    The "thief" turned out to be a family member not normally driving the car who had forgotten to disarm the alarm.
    The alarm did not make any noise if not disarmed, it just sat there, sending the coordinates from a gps antenna through the cell phone network.

    So the owner was happy to see that the alarm indeed worked but less happy about all the attention the Saturday shopping got.
    The story said nothing about the price for this mistake.

    1. Re:Car monitoring by SirWhoopass · · Score: 3, Informative
      How about the On Time system?

      A microprocessor and display are installed in a vehicle that has been purchased with a loan. The display indicates if your loan payment is current. As the due date approaches, the display warns you. Should you miss a payment, your vehicle is automatically disabled. When you make a payment, the loan company sends you a code to enter in to the system, giving you another month of vehicle use.

      This isn't some test system. It has been used in more than 100,000 vehicles throughout the United States. Right now they are being used in situations where people are a credit risk. Typically the person has the income to afford the vehicle, but has a history of late or missed payments.

    2. Re:Car monitoring by SnapperHead · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a friend of mine who is a cop in the local town. We were talking about lo-jack about 8 years ago. I asked him how many cars they recovered using it. He told me, durring the entire year they recovered about 5 or so. 90% of the department had the units installed in there cars.

      Problem is, it took a great deal of resources to track each case. You generally needed 3+ cars to triangulate it correctly. Not to mention a few hours of work.

      Needless to say, most of the time they ignored them. Few weeks later we where BSing at a local store (he was on duty), I looked over and noticed the device was showing the direction and tag of a stolen car. I pointed this out only to get a shrug out of him.

      While these devices are great, and I am sure they have helped a lot of people. The problem is law enforcement doesn't generally care, or don't have time to deal with it.

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  49. 1982 by boinger · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thank god 1982 came and went.

    Sadly, 1984 hung around.

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  50. Ooooooooh - can't wait by HermanZA · · Score: 2, Funny

    to spoof that system to make it look like I: Change position instantaneously accross the city; Run backwards on a highway; Run red lights; Drive on the sidewalks; Speed at 1000s of km per hour and break the sound barrier in a school zone...

  51. They're practically worthless by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in the midwest and they just started putting them up out here.

    I've seen them do 3 things:

    - Spew current government safety propoganda. "Buckle Up!" "School has started, watch out for students!" (on the highway?!) "Double fines for speeding in road construction zones!"

    - As stated above, give worthless traffic information. "Accident 2 miles ahead." This when you're already stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Or "Accident at xyz intersection", which is the only way to transfer from highway a to highway b and is ALWAYS the one where somebody crashes at 5pm on a Friday.

    - Give worthless weather advisories. Lesse, there's an inch of snow on the ground, snow trucks are everywhere and there's a combination of sleet and rain bouncing off your windshield. What's the sign say? "Weather Advisory: Roads may be slick." DUH!

    It seems to me that there's a good idea in there SOMEWHERE... but this aint it.

    (Oh, and all the signs have cameras in them pointed at both diretions of traffic.)

  52. They already did. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

    Yes it does, It's only a matter of time before the fed/state/local authorities start to supoena onstar.


    As a matter of fact, they already DID subpoena OnStar or one of its clones. And not just to track the vehicle, but to use the phone function to BUG it. This came to light in the news media as a result of a suit by the service provider.

    It seems the device is basically a cellphone (without a ringer and with a fixed number to call, and WITH a data connection to the car's computer). Inbound calls are silently accepted (the better to track stolen cars without alerting the thief and to unlock the door for customers who lock the keys in). Of course this makes bugging the occupants trivial.

    The emergency signal is sent by transmitting a tone in the upbound voice channel. With a call permanently set up between the car and the FBI's tape recorder, the emergency service the company was being paid for couldn't be provided. (The tone would go to the tape recorder, rather than a call being made to the emergency service proder.)

    When the FBI wanted to continue the tap after a month, the company sued to get them to release it.

    (The news item carefully didn't mention which OnStar-or-clone company was involved.)

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  53. Not Traffic Monitor -- Vehicle Monitor by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They call it a "traffic monitor". But traffic is a higher-level function: traffic is an aggregate of vehicle data.

    Really, these things should be called "vehicle monitors". But that phrase conjures up such ... invasive implications ....

    -kgj

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  54. the obligatory goofball post by t0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Of course, we get them every time. No matter what technological advance arises, some goofball who read/watched 1984 too many times as a child had to ring in and let us know that "Big Brother" is going to come in, take over our minds, then replace us all with cyborg drones.

    Of course, they conviently ignore the fact that something like this will help people determine the cause of an accident and who was at fault, but the same people who complain about accountability are the same ones who drive 80mph on the shoulder during rush hour, or bob and weave thru traffic, cutting people off just so they can get to work 4 minutes faster.

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  55. Oh, the horror! by Luckboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine what can be done with all this trackable info? I mean, haven't we learned anything about government abuse of GPS in the way they're hounding that poor Scott Peterson guy in California by tracking his vehicle to the edge of the San Francisco Bay and...

    Oh, wait. Let me rethink this....

  56. I've been thinking. by John+Courtland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps in a few years there can be a democratic road system that more or less lives off of information provided by cars (anonymously of course). It continuously checks the flow, adjusts lights to match, even offering on-road re-routes ahead of time to avoid large delays. Radio and digital displays are nice, but they aren't quick enough to really help 90% of the rush hour drivers.

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  57. So will the sexual predators. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

    So will the stalkers, rapists, sexual predators, and serial killers.

    Is this what you REALLY want for, say, your teenage girl?

    How about for your teenage boy - the one with the really cute butt?

    How about for your cousin, who just bailed out of the abusive marriage and is trying to duck the ex-husband? You know - the one who broke her nose, blackened her eyes about once a week, and wants to continue the practice?

    How about the crook who knows your car is worth fifty grand and you just spent ten minutes in a bank parking lot?

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  58. Rapid alternate route distribution mechanism by RLW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Car drivers file a drive plan which works in conjunction with accurate real time traffic monitoring an on board computer that could generate an alternate route and guide the driver by way of on board navigation system: cool. but what happens when all those drives select the same route beucase each onboard system generated it from the same information? The lower volume roads will be jammed too.

  59. However... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm...I wouldn't mind this unit in police cars...would help us all know which doughnut shop they are at....and how often THEY are exceeding the speed limits when not in an emergency situation.

    However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

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    1. Re:However... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

      And your anti-lock fails to work, your speedo is stuck on zero, your wipers lock in the upright position, your fancy nav system is stuck at due North...

      Hard to remove only part of a chip and still leave the rest working.

    2. Re:However... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Informative
      However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

      If you drive a late model auto, chances your vehicle already includes some kind of rudimentary "black box." Already, these black boxes have been used in court in various car-accident related cases. Here's an article that has a brief summary of what the current incarnations of these devices record. Here's another one that discusses why the current models aren't reliable enough to be the sole source of evidence in a case.

      Hey, I like safety technology too... But there definitely has to be a privacy wall built-in, since marrying a GPS device to it (which is already coming... Googling for "automobile black box" brings up two or three companies whose business model is based on adding GPS functionality) would make the data extremely interesting to marketing people, police agencies, and other nefarious types.
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  60. OK *POOF* you're a hat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    HA!

  61. Why does everyone assume... by eth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that these devices will be uniquely identifiable? All they need for this to work is aggregate data, so they just have to call home and say "hey, my host car just engaged the ABS going 45mph, the road temp is 31 F, etc. I'm at x,y,z." No need to send a serial number.

    If it didn't identify itself, reporting such things as speed would be a huge help, since the police could use the data to target enforcement where it's needed. (of course, in Dallas, that's pretty much everywhere, since if you're not going at least 10 over, even the police are passing you)

  62. Re:Well within GPS inaccuracy specs by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny
    inaccurate strip club

    I have no idea what this would be, but I am sure I'll be having nightmares about it for the next week or so.

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  63. Enough! by brain1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'll start driving an antique car with a non-computerized breaker point ignition. No on-star, no cell phone.

    Please dont label me as a flame-bait paranoid, but I'm a little tired of the whole world being so damn interested in where I am and what I am doing.

    All this RFID crap, cell phone tracking, now your car is supposed to tell everyone what it's up to? Geez, aint it time for a little reality check.

    Just because technically you _can_ do something, doesnt necessarily make it a good idea.

  64. umm, yeah. by H8X55 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Yes, Mr. Thomas, the data pulled from your 2005 Ford Mustang GT indicates that you were going 134 mph when you wrecked last night at 3:27am. Local weather reports show that it was raining, yet your wipers, as well as headlights were out. Our assumption is you were drunk. Claim denied."

  65. Why do we need this... by colinbg · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Article is deceiving in saying that we cannot do this now... The devices in the road do a perfectly fine job of gather info like wheather, traffic conditions and even vehicle classes/weights. If everyone actually knew that they are already being tracked and tickets could be given out with cameras and traffic sensors in the roadway now if it wasn't for the privacy issue, they would be even more upset. Ignorance is bliss until that photo and ticket get mailed.

    -Cg

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