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Fuelless Flight with Air Submarine?

An anonymous reader writes "Using the same physics principles as submarines, a new company is planning a fuelless air ship. Recent advances in ultra light and strong materials are making this concept a practical reality." There's no question that changes in buoyancy can be used to propel a vehicle, but "fuelless" is going to be tricky.

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  1. Uh, Submarine? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't something in the air be a Supermarine?

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    1. Re:Uh, Submarine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What does this even have to do with marine at all? Above sea level? Sure...

    2. Re:Uh, Submarine? by microbox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't something in the air be a Supermarine?

      No, it's superman

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    3. Re:Uh, Submarine? by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it'd be a freakin airplane.

      I don't think we really have to worry about naming this thing though. It's pretty obvious vaporware.

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    4. Re:Uh, Submarine? by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now don't you go being a Spitfire 'round here boy.

      KFG

    5. Re:Uh, Submarine? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I am saying is that to emphasize the fact that it is buoyant they used the name "Air Submarine" because people typically associate buoyancy with submarines in their minds.

      odd, when I think "buoyancy", I think BOAT.

      You know, that thing that every country or civilization that has ever come across water invented?

      Oh, and FYI--Submarines have a lot to do with buoyancy. It's how they ascend and descend.

    6. Re:Uh, Submarine? by Jayfar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I totally agree. I'm not an aerospace engineer, but this seems like a complicated perpetual motion machine to me.

      The answer's obvious. Why of course it'll have oars - manned by passengers flying coach. They're just omitted from the initial artist's conception.

  2. Coming Soon! by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuelless falling.

  3. Prior art? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Using the same physics principles as submarines, a new company is planning a fuelless air ship.

    Isn't a fuelless air submarine usually called a "balloon"?

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  4. site design by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a little creepy that this website looks like this other famous site and that they both advocate leaving the earth for a long trip in a high-tech airship. Coincidence?

    1. Re:site design by zoloto · · Score: 2, Funny

      I swear! Only on slashdot can a connection be made like that.

  5. Nice concept by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Funny

    but I bet that this story should be titled "Fuelless Flight with Vapour Submarine".

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  6. This sounds to me by subtillus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like a lot of hot air.

  7. Impossible? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Judging by the claims on their website, wouldn't this be a perpetuum mobile?

    Well, in any case, you might want to get an Immortality Device before you board one of these things.

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    1. Re:Impossible? by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fair enough...

      They store that increase in entropy down at the hydro/solar plant :)

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  8. Another improvement by Sideshow+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    To save on the compressed air, just fill me full of mexican food, and I could provide a cheap source of propulsion. Or we can outsource that to Mumbai.

  9. Re:MOD PARENT +1 INTERESTING by SoTuA · · Score: 3, Funny
    Where's the backup if the "engine" mechanism stops working?

    Oh, the backup engine is there alright. We just neglected to carry fuel for it onboard :D

  10. Yep... by Arcanix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because you never know when you might run out of air up there!

  11. Another name... by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know... there's another name for flying without fuel. Its called skydiving!

    The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

  12. Re:MOD PARENT +1 INTERESTING by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny
    "And what magical backup does a 747 have when it's engines quit?"

    In the even of a water landing your seat cushions may be used as a floatation device.

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  13. Re:1940s vision of the future coming to life? by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
    After all, the Empire State Building has a blimp port at the top.

    The B-25 bomber valet parking didn't work too well either.

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  14. Perpetual motion machines don't work by NumberField · · Score: 2, Funny

    While it's possible to convert altitude into momentum, the energy harvested by doing this won't get you back to the same height. If the wind is gusty, it could be possible to pick up a bit of energy, but nowhere near enough to power a useful transportation vehicle. A possible exception: they could have a special way of harnessing energy from vomiting passengers...

  15. Old Navy joke? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Funny
    Flight with Air Submarine

    That reminds me of the old joke back in the Navy... I think it went: There are more airplanes in the oceans than submarines in the sky.

    I guess that's no longer true. :-)

  16. Uhhh, hmmm... by La+Camiseta · · Score: 5, Funny

    The aircraft, still in development, will be similar to a submarine that changes its buoyancy, a form of gravity, to float on the surface of the sea or cruise 300 ft below it.

    What's scarrier, flying without an engine, or that the general public won't think twice about this sentence?

  17. ObSimpsons by bgeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!

  18. /me sings Meet the Jetsons by SeinJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the year 2000... we will all fly in little vehicles that don't require fuel and can skip over rush hour traffic. Except rush hour traffic will be up in the air, and we'll have to drive in a car to avoid it... Unless, there's still people who drive below the flyers... or, or...
    [head explodes]

  19. Tumbleweed. by klocwerk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tumbleweed.

    next!

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  20. Also for sale... by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bridge, in Brooklynn, used and in good condition.
    $500,000.00. neg.
    I accept PayPal.

  21. Re:who is this joker by Jotaigna · · Score: 2, Funny

    i have a better idea for the gravitational device. A toast with jam tied to the back of a cat....






    ok that wasnt that funny. So im NOT the joker.

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  22. Re:Full of yourself, aren't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jeez, who peed in your cheerios

    I did. I peed in his Cheerios.

  23. Best. Typo. Ever. by DevNull+Ogre · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm not sure if this was deliberate (emphasis added)...
    ...suitable landing splot.
    but I think you've just discovered/created the perfect word for the site of an emergency landing. A delightful combination of splat and spot. I love it!
    1. Re:Best. Typo. Ever. by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Done. You now have no kingdom.
      Oh, and because the article already has +5 you don't need a mod point.

  24. Re:Actually it is safer by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny
    I say NONSENSE!

    If Kurt Russel and Harrison Ford can land a 747 with one engine dead and one burning, then so can I. How hard can it be?

  25. Re:1940s vision -- Try 1912 vision by Burroughs! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Funny

    (I got my nick from "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"

    Funny once, Mike.

  26. ... Air submarine? by Azureflare · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sorry, that appears to be a paradoxical name; marine stands for the ocean, sub means under; An air submarine would be really quite impossible (under the ocean, yet in the air?)

    Just call it an airship and be done with it.

  27. The problem is with the physics textbooks by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's pretty clear to me that the designer of this aircraft not only took some physics in college, but also actually studied the textbook and did the problem sets. And there lies the problem. I'm convinced that (s)he did a few too many of those problems that start out: "Disregarding air resistance, find the..." or "Ignoring the effects of friction, calculate...."

    Perhaps first year physics texts should come with a shrink wrap EULA that states something along the lines of: "The scenarios presented in this book do not accurately represent reality."

  28. Another Huntism... by instarx · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't a typo, but just a plain old mistake by our illustrious Dr. Hunt:

    "A conventional glider is towed to fairly high altitude by an airplane or is launched by a tow wench."

    That must be one really big mama. The "Attack of the Forty Foot Woman" comes to mind.

    Oh, maybe he meant "winch".