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Xbox 2 SDK Released On Mac G5?

Espectr0 writes "The Inquirer reports rumors, courtesy anonymous sources, that Microsoft has released the Xbox 2 SDK to select videogame developers, and they are using 'dual Apple Power Mac G5 systems running a custom Windows NT Kernel.' This ties up with earlier rumors which mention that the XBox 2 will be powered by the IBM chip, and ATI will be providing the video chip." The report also notes: "Interestingly, the SDK apparently also features an Apple logo on a side bar within the application."

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  1. Xbox by phreak03 · · Score: 5, Funny

    hmmm wounder how long before the mac zelots turn the xbox 2 into a OS X compatible computer ;P

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    1. Re:Xbox by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

      The project already has a codename: OSXbox.

    2. Re:Xbox by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny
      The project already has a codename: OSXbox

      Yea, but nobody knows how the fuck you're supposed to pronounce it!

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    3. Re:Xbox by cubic6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Oh Sex Box"

      I like it. I'll take 4.

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    4. Re:Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, but nobody knows how the fuck you're supposed to pronounce it!

      Oh-Sex-Box perhaps?

    5. Re:Xbox by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Steve Jobs would show up at your house with a suitcase full of black turtlenecks, ready to help you Think Different about a glowing green and black box.

      Apples controllers would be all screwy, though, with the buttons on the wrong side of the remote and a plug that doesn't fit into any known port in the universe. However, it would be very easy to use, and would only occasionally cause the console to bluescreen. Oh, and it would be all white, with only one button-- a glowing green button labelled only as "Press." Pressing this button would cause a menu to pop up mid-game, with "iBrazen" and "Imagine" as the two choices. Selecting either one would go back to the game, with no noticeable effect.

      It would also be programmed to suck when being used with 95% of modern games. The remaining 5% would consist entirely of rehashed board games, ports of classic arcade games, Myst, and Spaceward Ho!

      (I own three Macs, which has helped me become acquainted with their limitations. I do actually like them, but they can be ornery at times.

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  2. Duh. by LlamaRama · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blue screens faster than ever.

    1. Re:Duh. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, under contract with Apple the crash screen is now striped in rainbow colors.

    2. Re:Duh. by transient · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're a little behind the times friend. Nowadays it'd be the Aluminum Screen of Death. ;-)

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    3. Re:Duh. by Keeper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except when you're playing games licensed from Atari, in which case they're required to draw a number of bomb icons on the screen...

  3. You'll be able to run all kinds of games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that will never be ported to the computer you're running them on.

  4. Can't believe this hasn't already been posted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the .torrent?!

  5. Actually by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blue screen different.

  6. Re:Opposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yeah, those Intel Xenon hard drives I heard were really fast. I think you can store up to 5Ghz of mp3's on them.

  7. remember the $99 mini-iPod by sweatyboatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called a rumor. You need to temper what you hear in the wind with what you actually know for sure. The XBox2 will be a game console and will be released at a similar price-point as the original XBox. Thus, we can safely assume that the cost of its components will be appreciable to the costs of the components in the current XBox.

    Whatever you read on the internet more than a year before a product's release is most likely baloney.

    How about this rumor. Every XBox2 will have a miniaturized human inside. This will give the X2 far superior natural language handling capabilities. As an even greater benefit, thousands of lonely dorks all over the country will finally be able to strike up friendships with their game console.

    I place the previous paragraph in the public domain. Please feel free to spread that rumor wherever.

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  8. Re:I would like to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's the other inquirer.

  9. Nahhh, no BSDs by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nahhh.

    They'll have those perdy Apple kernel panic screens that have been professionally designed by typographers.

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  10. Re:Microsoft uses a Phone-a-friend lifeline? by l810c · · Score: 3, Funny
    That would make an awesome terminal to put in every room of my house, especially when they've been out a few years and you can get them used.

    XBox2 is going to be released in late 2005(read 2006). Wait a 'few years'(3+), and you will have an awesome system in every room in 2009.

    Anxiously awaiting pics ;)

  11. Re:XBox Emulation on the Mac by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ummmm, the 64-bit IA-64 version of Windows XP has been available for a long time. Full release version, not a demo.

    What's the funniest thing about IA-64?

    More bits than users.

    LOL!

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  12. It's a trick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know that the XBox2 runs Java!

  13. Slow Down! by telstar · · Score: 3, Funny

    April 1st isn't for another month guys....

  14. OH MY GOD!!!!!! by autopr0n · · Score: 1, Funny

    Macs Running windows!?

    That's just obscene!

    (btw, have some pr0n)

    Seriously though, everyone always speculated about PCs running Mac OS or OSX, but the idea of windows running on a Mac (and I mean in native mode, rather then through emulation) seems really weird.

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  15. Re:Microsoft uses a Phone-a-friend lifeline? by sandalwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's an informative and interesting post, NT on PowerPC arcitechture and all, but...well, I couldn't get over the fact that your .sig says "would you like to do titty-f'ing?" in Japanese. What the heck is up with that?

  16. ...and the moon became as blood... by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and a voice said "Come and see," and the four horsemen of the apocalypse were unleashed upon the earth, and Microsoft released Windows NT for Macintosh, and verily the end times had come.

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  17. Re:Microsoft uses a Phone-a-friend lifeline? by k_head · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. Here I thought windows 2000 was a complete rewrite and that IE could not be unbundled.

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  18. Satan:"anyone feel that breeze?" by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Pig:"Weeeeeee!!! Everything looks so small from up here."

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  19. Re:burning bridges? by evilWurst · · Score: 2, Funny

    The thought of Microsoft trying to build a future game system around an S3 graphics chipset gives me fits of the snorting giggles >:)

  20. Re:I would like to see... by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't trust any article until it's been duped on here at LEAST twice.

  21. Re:I would like to see... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. They published an accurate report as recently as two years ago ??

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  22. Apple design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll tell you what, if Apple contributes anything to the Xbox 2 lets hope it's their industrial design team. Jesus the xbox is ass ugly.

    Now if Xbox2 looked like a toaster-sized G5, iPod, iMac, or somesuch then I'll be first in line to buy it.