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Satellite Celebrates 20 Years Working in Orbit

lloydwood writes "The UoSAT-2/UO-11 small satellite was launched into low Earth orbit on 1 March 1984 from Vandenberg Air Force Base. Twenty years later, it's still in orbit and operational -- and we recently found launch footage. To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of starting in orbit, the original video celebrating the UoSAT-2 launch is available (in windows media and mpeg). Thrill to the computers, the clothes, and the haircuts of 1984. SSTL has launched more than twenty satellites since."

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  1. Not for a few more minutes... by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait, I'm calibrating the targeting device on my low orbit space modulator.

    Hold it... Hold it........ Fire!

    1. Re:Not for a few more minutes... by herrvinny · · Score: 4, Funny
  2. I bet... by Cytlid · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it runs Unix.

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    1. Re:I bet... by loserbert · · Score: 3, Funny

      But have they paid for their license?

  3. Umm... by leifm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when do we celebrate various equipment still working? Guess I better ready for my PS2's upcoming 2 year still working anniversary!

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    1. Re:Umm... by pcraven · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, I'm so old every time I hear PS2 I still think of IBM's old PS/2. Anyone else remember those?

    2. Re:Umm... by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since when do we celebrate various equipment still working?

      Wait until you're fifty years old. If your equipment is still working, you'll be celebrating too.

    3. Re:Umm... by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember? Take a guess where this post is coming from ;)

    4. Re:Umm... by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Funny

      A keyboard with a PS/2 style plug?

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    5. Re:Umm... by shadowj · · Score: 4, Funny
      Old?? The PS/2 series was introduced in 1987! That's not old! That's only... um....

      Damn, I'm old.

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    6. Re:Umm... by DR+SoB · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude anyone who says "dude" isn't that old...

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    7. Re:Umm... by 3dfxoldtimer · · Score: 2, Funny

      So your "Equipment" still works but your eye sight is shot?

  4. After it is /.ed (~60 meg video!) by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Insert obligatory "1982 web servsr" joke]

  5. Slashdotting imminent by capz+loc · · Score: 5, Funny

    With posting a 64-meg MPEG, I think we can be sure that their server won't have nearly the uptime of the satellite.

    1. Re:Slashdotting imminent by budhaboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's sort of funny watching my download speed (via cable modem) slowly drop... T-250KB/s... 249... 248.. Kind of reinforces the whole moment of a lift off...

    2. Re:Slashdotting imminent by slipgun · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a university site and they still couldn't survive a slashdotting!

      Posting an MPEG link direct to slashdot is the very definition of cruel :-)

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  6. If it was... by SisyphusShrugged · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it was made twenty years ago, wouldnt it have to be 10,000 times larger than a modern computer and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe would own them.

    1. Re:If it was... by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well theoretically yes, but, the matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

  7. 1984 by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, some of us remember 1984, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:1984 by trick-knee · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Hey, some of us remember 1984,

      yeah, and what was that crack about hairstyles supposed to mean? I still look like that.

    2. Re:1984 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I still look like that.

      I bet most of those rocket scientists do, too. :)

    3. Re:1984 by digital+bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I must say, 1984 sure was a double-plus-good year.

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  8. 20 years uptime by vpscolo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now if we had hardware/software that could do that you could truely run a business with 100% SLA. Of course if you had a bewoulf of these... ...I'll get me coat

    Rus

  9. hair? by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

    "and the haircuts of 1984"

    Those are not 1984 haircuts....Flock of Seagulls had 1984 haircuts....these are the haircuts of people that don't give a lot of wattage to personal apperance.

    If they were closer to New York, we could give the Fab 5 a call! (http://bravotv.com/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy /)

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  10. Watching a slashdot happen... by Dracolytch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kinda cool, actually...

    Downloading at: 45 KBps

    30 seconds later...

    Downloading at: 40 KBps

    20 seconds later...

    Downloading at: 35 KBps

    The race is on! Will I get the file before the server dies?!?

    ~D

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  11. Re:Not quite as amazing as Oscar 7 by PPGMD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oscar 7 was fixed by aliens. Sort of like the Spirit Rover. http://klydemorris.com/strips.cfm?strip_ID=1240

  12. Not only do I remember the PS/2, ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    and not only do I remember the commercials featuring Jamie Farr (of MASH fame), but I even have a PS/2 t-shirt (in great condition).

    I had to explain to my wife that wearing it didn't mean I was old: it meant I was being post-ironic.

    1. Re:Not only do I remember the PS/2, ... by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, post-ironic is telivision's TJ Hooker trying to sell Vic-20's to the group that he just recently admonished to " GET A LIFE! "!!!

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  13. Fashion statement by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thrill to the computers, the clothes, and the haircuts of 1984.

    Although we can be reasonably well-assured that the computers were state-of-the-art at the time, the clothes and haircuts are another matter. Please remember that these are professional geeks we're talking about, and are therefore not exactly cutting edge when it comes to fashion. To all appearances it was closer to 1978 than 1984.

    I know this because I was in college in 1984, and we all looked great, but these guys look like dorks.

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  14. 1984 was so long ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Duke Nukem: Forever was only 3 years into development.

  15. 20 years alright by ravenspear · · Score: 3, Funny

    and we recently found launch footage

    Unfortunately they forgot to update the server it was originally hosted on way back in the day.

  16. Re:FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, too, must post this anonymously.

    I was that Military Man. The project to which you refer was the 'Alan Parsons Project'. We were going to put a jumbo 'laser' on the moon as part of a world domination plan. Didn't work out for some reason, I think a British agent foiled the plan or something.

  17. Re:Life expectancy by MMaestro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the question should be, "what was the life expectancy for this satellite?"

  18. Congrats! But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...doesn't it just beep?! WooHoo!!

    Ground Control: Can you here me now?

    UoSAT-2/UO-11: BEEP!!

    Ground Control: Gooood!

  19. Re:FIRST POST! by slipgun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now listen to me, sonny. I work for the SIS, and I don't want you to ever repeat this story again. What happened was secret then, and is now. You may find your life getting a little more difficult if you tell anyone else, you see what I mean? Keep quiet.

    I've ordered Taco to pull your post immediately. Remember, if you tell anyone else, we'll find you. I hear Belmarsh isn't too pleasant at this time of year.

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  20. Re:FIRST POST! by slipgun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now listen to me, sonny. I work for the SIS, and I don't want you to ever repeat this story again. What happened was secret then, and is now. You may find your life getting a little more difficult if you tell anyone else, you see what I mean? Keep quiet.

    I've ordered Taco to pull your post immediately. Remember, if you tell anyone else, we'll find you. I hear Belmarsh isn't too pleasant at this time of year.


    DAMN, I meant to post that anonymously. Now identity as a top-level agent trying to infilitrate Slashdot has been revealed.

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