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MSN Search Blocking Results For XFree86?

Peacefire writes "Thomas Shaddack spotted this on http://www.root.cz/ (in Czech) -- if you go to http://search.msn.com/ and search for 'XFree86', it tells you that you've 'entered a search term that is likely to return adult content', and directs you to the porn search engine NightSurf.com, which lists a bunch of porn sites that ostensibly match the term 'XFree86'. If you search for 'XFree86' on Google, however, it's clear that the top matching terms returned by a normal search, are XFree86 sites, are not a bunch of porn sites. MSN is apparently blocking the specific term 'XFree86' and not just filtering on something stupid like the 'X' or the 'Free', since you can search for 'XFree85' and 'XFree87' with no problem. And search terms like 'Linux', 'AOL' and 'Macintosh' are allowed, so at least MSN hasn't simply blacklisted all competitors' keywords as 'porn', but why would they be blocking 'XFree86'?"

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  1. XFree69 by vondo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Even a search for XFree69 doesn't return the porn warning.

    Something has gotta be wrong with that.

    1. Re:XFree69 by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if MSN has one of those big screen displays of search queries in real-time like Google does. If they do I bet there's a few people looking at the screen scrolling "XFree69" ad infinitum and wondering "WTF!?!" right about now.

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    2. Re:XFree69 by jelle · · Score: 5, Funny

      O.K. Now I have to click on that link at least once!

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    3. Re:XFree69 by hatrisc · · Score: 5, Funny

      what's funny is that the first result is a slashdot article. Slashdot | Congress Eyes Whois Crackdown

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    4. Re:XFree69 by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually , the f****d up thing about this is that the first result is Slashdot.
      .. oh wait..

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    5. Re:XFree69 by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      It isn't a porn warning, it says "You have entered a search term that is likely to return adult content." This is a good thing, Microsoft are admitting that their operating systems are childish at best.

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    6. Re:XFree69 by mysticgoat · · Score: 5, Funny

      You did get me wondering, so I looked at "XFree86 XXX" again. The first 45 entries were all about Linux or the X windowing system. No suggestion of pr0n at all-- very boring workaday stuff.

      Combined with the adult content warning for "XFree86", I find that there is only one possible conclusion that can be drawn from the data:
      Someone at Microsoft thinks that XFree86 is very, very sexy

  2. Because I'm so sure that MSN users are that smart by themaddone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to beat the dead horse, but how many people using MSN as a search engine would know a thing about XFree86?

  3. I see how it is by Zorak+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Linux with Xfree86
    2. ???
    3. porn

    I mean come on, can't you see that?

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  4. Maybe its the license? by ag3n7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they don't like the new license and are blocking it for our own good?

  5. nightsurf! by termos · · Score: 5, Funny

    I continued to nightsurf and i found another side of XFree86!

    Live Now: Free cams with 'xfree86':(Click to zoom)

    Get 'xfree86' at the Websites of the Hottest & Naughtiest Webcam Starlets, Hunks, Couples & Groups in the World. Click any star to visit!

    Looking for xfree86? I deliver, and I'm live right now.

    It sure it convenient with a graphical user interface but this is TOO MUCH.

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  6. It's just the first step by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSFT is going to block all websites containing the letter "X", which will be all of their competition.

    I.e. Linux, Mac OS X, Unix, hot XXX grits, etc.

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    1. Re:It's just the first step by HiyaPower · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Xbox?

  7. Re:What's weird by paulschroeder · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "Free" part is probably what scares them.
    "I have an alternative? And it's what?"

  8. Well, or course... by switcha · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why of course it's naughty.

    Don't tell me I'm the only one who asks my wife if she wants to XFree86 tonight?

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    1. Re:Well, or course... by LordoftheFrings · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, there are probably others who ask your wife that too.

  9. Re:Because I'm so sure that MSN users are that sma by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    "how many people using MSN as a search engine would know a thing about XFree86?"

    Apparently none, given the MSN results.

  10. Sounds like? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps they are doing soundex/metaphone type matching on the words to see if they are sex-related. Perhaps "xfree86" sounds like something you might find on a porn site.

    Either than or it's X FREE 86 where 86 is some position that involves finding a woman with two heads.

    John.

  11. Roman numerals by tepples · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blocking web pages whose titles include a word starting with X would block the Super Bowl, which for the last few decades has used the letter "X" in the name of each event as part of the Roman serial number.


    Little kid told me that an "XXX" movie means you have to be thirty years old to get in.
  12. a much more interesting question by bach_m · · Score: 5, Funny

    perhaps a better question to ask is: Who the hell is using search.msn.com instead of google?

  13. Finally by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally a viable competitor to Google. I have been looking for XFree86 adult content for quite some time. Google could just never bring up what I needed.

    Thanks MSN!

  14. Re:Mirror List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since it's about to get Slashdotted... ...I suggest we nominate them for the only site to be slashdotted without being linked from Slashdot.

  15. Re:MSN has strange blocking restrictions by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny

    Feel sorry for the residents of this town then. It just kind of stands out at you, doesn't it.

  16. MSN Search on Slashdot by TheKidWho · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darn, I just did a search for slashdot on MSN and it seems MSN wouldnt let me because it was likely to bring up a very violent anti MS website.

  17. This is some dirty stuff ... by slagdogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's break it down ... X, as in XXX (porn), free, as in beer, and 86, as in people who have been 86'ed. I certainly wouldn't want my children seeing that :-o

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  18. Re:MSN has strange blocking restrictions by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your friend is offensive. Especially when he preforms his "Flames of Flatuence" routine. He showed it to my grandmother which in turn burned her eyebrows clean off her face. As far as I'm concerned, MSN is doing its job.

  19. Re:Oh, they block Linux, Macintosh, and other term by prat393 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the irony is that their motto is "more useful everyday." I mean, that's obviously true if one day they're as useful as a stab wound in the kidney, and the next day they're as useful as a heat lamp to a burn victim, but wake up here, people. It's all an obvious attempt to associate porn and other "morally wrong" materials with the open source movement.

  20. Re:What's weird by E-Rock · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow. Thanks for making me feel really old and really dirty all at the same time. 1986, fuck...

  21. Clearly... by sarastro_us · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly Microsoft objects to XF86's new license as being restrictive to the growth of Free Software worldwide!

  22. Re:Microsoft browses slashdot by Cipster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes the Eye Of Bill is watching. I can sense it's Evil gaze.

  23. Strange... by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did a search for "teen shemales fisting watersports anal toys"[msn.com], and got www.xfree86.org as a result...

    1. Re:Strange... by Wylfing · · Score: 5, Funny
      I did a search for "teen shemales fisting watersports anal toys"[msn.com], and got www.xfree86.org as a result...

      Well that is just great. Now how am I supposed to find my favorite teen shemales fisting watersports sites?

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  24. XFree86 associated with porn? by BubbaFett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where would they get that idea?

  25. Heh! Try this... by Aphrika · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got the adult content warning and tried:

    xfree86 bullshit its adult content...

    for a laugh, which for some reason bought back a bucketload of Slashdot stuff (!?). Conspiracy against xfree86? No, it's just a really bad search engine.

  26. Re:Mirror List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    hahah .. you can happily search for 'fucktoy' under msn.com .. just not 'xfree86'

  27. Re:Mirror List by Atrahasis · · Score: 3, Funny

    ONLY savvy people run XFree86. Perhaps you are using a previously unknown (ie made up) definition of "savvy".

  28. MS Links Back to Slashdot by soloport · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah. But if you search for XFree86 MS idiots!!! you bypass their pr0n warning and get a slew of links to Slashdot.

    How not-so-strange...

    1. Re:MS Links Back to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ROTFL

      The first result was titled:

      # Slashdot | MS Exec: 'Our products just aren't engineered for security'

    2. Re:MS Links Back to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try searching for "XFree86 bill gates gay porn."

      The first result is:
      Slashdot | Microsoft's Vision Of Future Workplaces
      That's a disturbing thought..

  29. Re:You're all overlooking the most obvious reason by edwdig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's what you need - Lesbian Linux.

    Provides the porn-get package manager to provide all your porn needs.

  30. Next Week... by soloport · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next week MS will put another easter egg in their search engine to keep Slashdotters busy for hours while MS programmers hammer out Longhorn and Sheephorn and Horned-owl and take over the WORLD!!!

    1. Re:Next Week... by 00420 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems obvious to me. Microsoft is just as upset as the rest of the open source community about the license changes to XFree86. This is just their way of protesting ;)

  31. Re:Mirror List by Unoti · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's hilarious! I was surprised to find out when searching the adult search engine that XFree86 has it's own live webcam:

    Free Live Cams Looking for xfree86? I deliver, and I'm live right now.

  32. Re:Mirror List by mahdi13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That it too funny!!

    Live Now: Free cams with 'xfree86':
    FREE: Get 'xfree86' at the Websites of the Hottest & Naughtiest Webcam Starlets, Hunks, Couples & Groups in the World. Click any star to visit!
    Live Cams with xfree86 (free)

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  33. another good search by Greenrider · · Score: 4, Funny

    The MSN search isn't biased against Linux at all!

    For proof, just go here and read what it says in the title.

    For the lazy: "MSN Seach: linux -- More Useful Everyday"

  34. Re:XFree86 porn by fulldecent · · Score: 5, Funny

    i believe the best demonstration is saerching for 'porn' and then 'porn porn'

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  35. Re:XFree86 porn by PleaseDontBeTaken · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the MS programmer(s/oids) is(are/are) ANDing the evil bit flags instead of ORing them. They did check the for evil bit, didn't they?!

    Why do I get the feeling that if you manually overrode the "maxlength=150" and set them a nice custom GET with "bork" 17000 times on the MSN search line, somewhere in Redmond a server will go down?

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  36. Re:Mirror List by ultrasound · · Score: 4, Funny
    And the top hit on MSN when searching for xfree85 is..

    Your post.

    And I imagine THIS post will be showing up shortly. Or maybe I will be first cos I have mentioned MSN (twice).

  37. Re:XFree86 porn by Myco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, presumably if you type it twice, then you're sure you want it and don't need a warning.