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The Disposable Computer

sp00 writes "A disposable paperboard computer has been developed and is already in use in Sweden. Developed by Cypak AB, the paperboard computer can collect, process, and exchange several pages of encrypted data, the company says." Pretty impressive, given that they say it has a mere 32K of memory.

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  1. 32K?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, no one would ever want to buy that underpowered machine! Give me 640k, and we will talk. ;-)

    1. Re:32K?! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Jeez, no one would ever want to buy that underpowered machine! Give me 640k, and we will talk. ;-)

      Oy! Yer spoilt! I used to program in 32K and I liked it!

      Why, some of the finest programming and games I've ever seen fit in 32K. It's all slop nowdays. Widgets, buttons and things thag go Bing! and need 256 MB to do it in.

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    2. Re:32K?! by Mipsalawishus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But does it run Linux???

    3. Re:32K?! by MoreBeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's called a Fire Hazard.

    4. Re:32K?! by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok, im imagining it ... Looks sorta like a library?

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    5. Re:32K?! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      32K was enough to go to the moon, and it was enough for me!

  2. Obligatory BillG Reference by oldosadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who needs more than 32k of memory anyway?

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  3. If it crashes... by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I get Windows running on this thing (with 32k!) and I get a BSOD, do I just throw it away and get a new one instead of a reboot? Or even better, could I mail it to MS and ask for a new one?

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    1. Re:If it crashes... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft is saving time... their paper computers will be made out of blue construction paper.

  4. Nothing new... by CrashPoint · · Score: 5, Funny

    A computer you use for a few days and then throw away? Hell, Dell's like twenty years ahead in that market.

  5. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..a computer I can actually wipe my ass with when I get pissed at it.

    1. Re:Finally... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cleaning the screen will be a real bitch then...

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  6. Re: Disposable Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine....a Beowulf cluster of these!
    *sigh*

  7. On the next The Screen Savers... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their mod specialist Yoshi DeHerrera will show off a cardboard case PC. (Web story is already posted here.)

    This was actually a delayed segment from last week. Yoshi cut his hand working on setting up his demo on how he did it last time he tried to do this segment. He needed to leave the studio to get stitches and missed most of the show as a result.

  8. Beowoof? Bah! by tloh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget about clustering, I want to see someone overclock one of these without the thing smoking and going up in flames!

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  9. Re: Disposable Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia...
    the computer disposes of YOU!
    *ducks*

  10. Excellent! by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can use my disposable cell phone to dial up and post my photos from my disposable digital camera and ask disney why I cant find anymore disposable dvds.

    Oops. Better get back to work. Else no disposable income.

  11. REAL Notebook computers. by Chr1s-Cr0ss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it seems we will finally be able to refer to something as truly a "Notebook computer"

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  12. The advantages of paper-computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at pr0n then shred the evidence...

  13. New excuse for not doing homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "My dog ate my computer sir"

  14. OH MAN by sudotcsh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cypak says the card's encryption can't be copied or broken...

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ...

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    *whew*! I needed that.

  15. Beowulf book by NoDoZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    wouldn't a beowulf cluster of these.. be a book?

    1. Re:Beowulf book by rholliday · · Score: 4, Funny

      So then, would the book be "Beowulf?"

      I can see it now. The first virus will be called "Grendal ..."

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  16. Good for distributed computing, I bet. by infernow · · Score: 5, Funny
    (I apologize in advance for this one)

    They're probably great at running Folding@Home.

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  17. Re:Is it allowed to call itself a "computer"? by mlk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its more powerfull than some of the old 8bits.

    Cool, Rogue on paper, ohh wait thats AD&D.

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  18. Windows? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps they can get it to run Windows, sell them on rolls and I'll be able to wipe my butt with Microsoft on a daily basis.

    John.

  19. Re:The Answer to All Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The true answer to all questions is: "to improve my chances of getting laid".

    Except, perhaps for the question "Why am I going to prison?"

  20. Re:a mere 32K of memory by n3k5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    In a few more years ... Just imagine a cluster .... in a three ring binder.
    Exactly, you'll be able to double the memory capacity by punching holes in the right places.
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  21. Re:Groan by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    The main part of the "military-class security", is that you can eat the computer if captured.

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  22. Re: Disposable Computer by multiplexo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if /. can set things up so that any story related to a piece of hardware would get an automatic "imagine a beowulf cluster blah, blah blah" post from anonymous coward. Seems as if it would save a lot of valuable time for /.'ers.

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  23. Re:There must be something seriously wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Lady and) Gentlemen,

    I present to you:

    Mister Grumpyface....

  24. Flushable by wrmrxxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Very handy for when the SCO cops show up. Quick, everybody, flush the computers down the toilet!

  25. Re:Which meaning of "props"? by shyster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Proper respect...or propers...or prop. Don't look at me, I didn't make it up. Just reporting it.