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Three Headed Frog

Posted by michael on from the with-picture dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Children in a nursery were shocked when they spotted a three-headed frog hopping in their garden."

18 of 135 comments (clear)

  1. Obligatory by spood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they name it Blinky?

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Numeric · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Hoppy" would be more appropriate.

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    2. Re:Obligatory by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like... "Amphiberus".

      On second thought, maybe not.

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  2. Kermit and Piggy's Babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....so this is what happens when a pig and a frog do the nasty?

  3. If you listen closely... by NickDngr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you can hear them say "Bud-," "-weis-," "-er.'

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  4. Frogs Three by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Relax, everyone, it's just the beta for Frogger 3.0.

    ~UP

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  5. Democracy meets Biology by stuffduff · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wonder how it decides where to go next? Each head has it's own tongue, so which fly to catch is not an issue, but:

    Where do you want to go today?

    Is a whole other question!

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    1. Re:Democracy meets Biology by Cy+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
      I wonder how it decides where to go next?

      Obligatory Holy Grail quote:
      ALL HEADS:
      You're a Knight of the Round Table?
      ROBIN:
      I am.
      LEFT HEAD:
      In that case, I shall have to kill you.
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      Shall I?
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Oh, I don't think so.
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      Well, what do I think?
      LEFT HEAD:
      I think kill him.
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Oh, let's be nice to him.
      LEFT HEAD:
      Oh, shut up.
      ROBIN:
      Perhaps I could--
      LEFT HEAD:
      And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Oh, cut your own head off!
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      Yes, do us all a favour!
      LEFT HEAD:
      What?
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Yapping on all the time.
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      You're lucky. You're not next to him.
      LEFT HEAD:
      What do you mean?
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      You snore!
      LEFT HEAD:
      Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
      LEFT HEAD:
      Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      Yes.
      RIGHT HEAD:
      Oh, not biscuits.
      LEFT HEAD:
      All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.
      ALL HEADS:
      Right!
      MIDDLE HEAD:
      He buggered off.
      RIGHT HEAD:
      So he has. He's scarpered.


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  6. Three heads is fine, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...how many asses does it have?

  7. Mythological Typographical Error by roberto0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this the frog that guards the gates of Hades? No, that's three-headed dog.

    Maybe this is the guy who guards the gates of Froggy-Hell!!!

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    1. Re:Mythological Typographical Error by Mr+Beano · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kermberus!

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  8. And I will call you Cerberus... by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously we're very close to the entry of Amphibian Hell.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus.

    Be on the lookout for a Newt called Heracles!

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  9. The next thing you know... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'll see these suckers in tanks in French restaurants like seafood places have lobsters. Oo-la-la! Ze Seks leg'ed frog!

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  10. bicycle pumps by SkunkPussy · · Score: 2, Funny

    does that mean you need 3 bicycle pumps to inflate it then?..

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  11. Re:ugh by TwistedGreen · · Score: 4, Funny

    curious happening. hardly stuff that matters though.

    What do you mean? It does matter! If anything, it's damn cool-looking. Mutants are neat.

    Think of it as a biological memory leak. ;)

  12. 3 big mouths by oever · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet Steve Balmer is jealous: 3 big mouths and good legs for jumping around.

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  13. Zaphod? by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that you?

  14. Re:I wonder.... by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am afraid the children in the nursery actualy did try the separation surgery and now they have to resort to excuses like:

    "The mystery amphibian is currently the subject of a frog-hunt after it hopped away and disappeared as staff at the nursery showed it to curious parents."

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