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Robotic Bubble Baths for Japan's Elderly
LukePieStalker writes "New York Times (open kimono before entering) is carrying an article on various robots that are being used in assisted living situations. In addition to mentioning the Wakamaru, the story has illustrations of a human washing machine and a description of robotic pants that help those with mobility problems. Apparently, the devices are considered the better choice in a country that is not inclined to grant working visas to foreigners. As Japan's population shrinks, will the robot population make up the difference?"
No not only do we send our folks to the home, but now they won't ever see a human again! Hope you like robots! Take that mom and dad!
This is bad! The elderly hold all of our history, if they give that information to the robots, we will all be doomed!
DOOMED!
Setec Astronomy
As Japan's population shrinks ;)
Is this a literal reference towards the elderly?
Robotic pants! What are they thinking? When will these scientists learn from history?
Now when my children get dirty, just stick them in the human washing machine! They especially like the spin cycle, but if they throw up, you have to start the whole thing over.
Who moved my sig?
...they've gone wrong.
I think it's a matter of time that these "assisting" robots become more human-like looking. Impression and confort is very different when you are touching plastic and real skin. IMHO, Japanese engineers should learn American engineering in designing "assisting" robots like these. It's warm inside, babe.
...robotic pants that help those with mobility problems
And on this side of the Pacific, elderly citizens already delighted by their mail application's ability to inform them "you've got mail" upon receipt thereof will be pleased to hear that their talking robotic geriatric care undergarments will now inform them of the arrival of such as is deposited within their own "inbox."
on the bight side... I had to beat the girls off with a 2x4 ;-)
Kinky...
Or, alternatively, you can just bury or burn your dead, instead of burdening yourself with carrying the piles of corpses around all the time.
Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Have we learnt nothing from Wallace and Gromit's The Wrong Trousers?
This a movie already Roujin Z as I recall was about a healthcare bed that went beserk.
Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.
Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.
Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.
[ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]
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As long as we dont give them unnecessary AI and for some reason equip robots designed to clean houses with tactical thermonuclear devices, we wont have to worry about any robotic revolutions.
You haven't seen my apartment. Those tactical thermonuclear devices may be necessary.