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An Anti-DoS Tool That Returns Fire

An anonymous reader submits "Security company Symbiot is about to launch a product that can help companies fight back during a DDoS or hacker attack by launching their own counter offensive. A ZDNet UK story quotes security "experts" questioning the legality of such a product and asking how it will will avoid being fooled by hijacked PCs and spoofed IP addresses..."

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  1. Great, just what we need... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In advance of the product launch, Symbiot's president, Mike Erwin, and its chief scientist, Paco Nathan, have outlined a set of "rules of engagement for information warfare", which they say should be part of corporate security policy to help companies determine their exact response to an incoming attack."

    Can you imagine large corporations full of MCSEs engaging in "information warfware"? ::shudder::

    1. Re:Great, just what we need... by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes but you can be a captain in the information warfare MCSE in 21 days for just $99.99 with appropriate study materials sold at a low low price.

      Don't forget to salute.

    2. Re:Great, just what we need... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, I'll just buy a copy of DDoS for Dummies.

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  2. I want an anti-spam tool to return fire by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where is the tactical nuke for spam? I want a tool that goes on the offensive against spammers.

    1. Re:I want an anti-spam tool to return fire by cooley · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could spend time developing a MOAIB (Mother Of All InBoxes?)

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  3. So the question is by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who does SCO attack first? :)

  4. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    heh, don't link to the company's website, slashdot editors - the /. horde will make with the clicking and they might return fire to your readers. ;)

    (oblig. - "Of course, that would require them to be reading the articles")

  5. ahhhh by humankind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Symbiot, a Texas-based security firm

    Ok, it makes sense now.

    1. Re:ahhhh by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, it'll start making sense when your network starts deciding to pre-emptively destroy threats. "11.245.21.4 has weapons of mass DDoSing, observe these reports where he pinged us 3 times. Packet bomb him." In the aftermath your network will discover that the IP address actually had no DDoS zombies, but was simply a NAT, the nodes behind which needed to be "liberated" from the NATs tyranny.

    2. Re:ahhhh by Gr0nk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Am I the only one who noticed how well the company name rhymes with idiot?

  6. The #! anti-DOS tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    entering the word EXIT (followed by pressing the Enter key) is a surefire way to kill those ding-dang DOS session windows.

  7. please.. by cmacmanus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another dot-com hoping to sink their feet? Oh yeah, what's this API business? There's dozens of pages of googlecached stuff relevant to it.

  8. In other news by Eagle5596 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot has been knocked off the web for good, seemingly due to the fact that several of the daily stories it linked too were running the new "counter-attack" DoS protection.

  9. Re:Friendly fire. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then of course there's version 2, which preemptively attacks any remote hosts that could conceivably pose a threat. Inspired by official US Foreign Policy. Ba-dum-ching. ;)

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  10. Cookies by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    You may be taking out grandma's computer in Birmingham that has got a 100-year-old cookie recipe that has not been backed up.

    Okay, now they're crossing the line. You mess with Granny's Lucious Cookies, and you're in for it. This means war!

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  11. One good turn deserves another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    And then, of course, there's the French version.

    It preemptively surrenders even before it's attacked.

    1. Re:One good turn deserves another by tonyr60 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or the Palestine/Israel version that goes into an infinite loop.

    2. Re:One good turn deserves another by hal9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the Kashmir version that says: "Ahh, fuck it, let's play cricket."

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    3. Re:One good turn deserves another by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Swiss version: Remains neutral, and offers convenient banking services to all the warring parties.

    4. Re:One good turn deserves another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Japanese Version: Sends out lots of packets with very short TTLs.

    5. Re:One good turn deserves another by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, yeah, and the Italian version, which switches sides in the middle of the attack.

      The Andorran version, well, the ethernet cable is really just for show, for ceremonial purposes you understand. We aren't actually hooked up to the net and the "attack' is a just a script we run once a year.

      The Laotian version, "Pedal faster, I think we're winning!"

      The Tahitian version, well, that's just the French version really, in a box with a palm tree on it.

      That Australian version, "Phhhhhh! That's not a DDoS. THIS is a DDoS!"

      The Mexican version, "Manana."

      The Burmese version, which preemptively attacks itself.

      The desktop version for Jewish mothers, which when attacked just issues a popup saying, "No, that's ok. Don't worry about me. I'll just sit here alone in the dark. You never give me any network traffic anyway."

      Ad nearly infinitum.

      KFG

  12. Re:Friendly fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Look out, we're being attacked by 127.0.0.1! Return fire!"

  13. Re:Friendly fire. - Old Mailbombing attacks by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Anyone remember the old days when you would mailbomb someone until their mailbox filled up so the mail server would bounce the message back

    So then you forged a message so that it looked like it came from a second victim - and when their mailbox filled up it would bounce them back to the first victim

    A fun way to take down T-1 lines back in the day when that was considered more bandwidth than any large university could ever use... Not that I have ever done anything like this

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  14. I have a new anti-hack package by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called 'Fists and Elbows (TM)'. You see, it behaves like a furious retard when provoked. It lashes out at whatever it can find. My software does the same thing, only over the network. The moment it detects even the slightest irregularity in the network it launches every attack in the book against any computer it can connect to.

  15. Re:Friendly fire. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    All right I know I'm in here! If I don't come out with my hands up....I'M COMMING IN TO GET ME!!!

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  16. Sage advice by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ghandi said:
    an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

    Scr1ptK1di3X says:
    0n3 DDoS 4 4n0th3r DDoS 0wnz 4ll th3 h0l3 int4rw3b!!!1

    What a great idea.

    - sm

  17. DOOD WERE U IN TEH GLOBAL KOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  18. Symbiot: Short for Symbolic Idiot. by KefabiMe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only Symbolic because this product will get pulled of networks as soon as it is put on.

  19. Re:Friendly fire. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh yeah, gotta slip in the anti-America jab. Well, Canada, why don't you go off and play with your mad cows, inability to pronounce "about" correctly, red flannel shirts and hats with ear flaps, stupid coins that never work in out vending machines, perpetually drunken 18-year-olds, horrid comedy personalities, automatic tax on blank media, invisible and powerless prime minister, and hissy fits over French VS. English?

    I'm sure all the companies in YOUR country would prefer server software that responds to DDoS attacks by letting out a high-pitched girly scream and running away on tiptoe while apologizing profusely in English and French?

    All in good fun, just trying to point out your stereotype is pretty absurd in this situation.

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  20. And the US version... by Kinniken · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which launch the "counter-attack" on random servers before it's even attacked, just in case.

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  21. Re:Friendly fire. by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course, companies in the US will probably love this, it fits well with their governments' 'first strike' foreign policy directives as pushed by Mr Shrub etc

    No, no, remember, the government's differentiator is "_we_ get to do things that are illegal for you!"

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  22. Re:Friendly fire. by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It would be even worse if it was effective. Imagine the first time some joined corps get hit by a distributed reflection DOS attack and their little vigilante group of automated systems take out CNN, AOL, Yahoo, Google, etc in the counterstrike.

    Just write it off as regrettable "collateral damage" in the "war on cyberterrorism" and reload.

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  23. Re:Friendly fire. by PacoTaco · · Score: 5, Funny
    What stops company X from making a "pact" with company Y? If company X is getting DoS'd, then company Y helps defend by launching their own counter-strike.

    You're fine until someone kills Archduke Ferdinand.

  24. Or the Polish Version by thrillbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It shuts down the instant you bring it online. To conserve energy.

  25. Re:Friendly fire. by DF5JT · · Score: 3, Funny

    "They claim to have a way to identify the system responsible for the attack, and then exact retribution."

    And of course there is no way they would use this information (if it were true) to shut down the attacker by legal means?

    Sound *very* American to me.

  26. Or the Iraq version by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just pretends it has the capability to counter-attack.

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  27. Wow! by DF5JT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me see:

    We now have a product that produces more shit than ever, has no sound concept behind it other than "Let's nuke the shit out of these &&&%$s", probably costs a shitload of money and appeals to PHBs in the extreme.

    I'd say: Let's buy some shares.

  28. Or the Soviet Version by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which launches DDoS attacks against itself, but then runs out of money and breaks up into smaller, poorer versions of itself.

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  29. Re:Friendly fire. by jrockway · · Score: 1, Funny

    Speaking of counter-strike, "Terrorists Win".

    With a system like this in place, anyway.

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  30. Where there's smoke... by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many of you read the headline and imagined smoke billowing out of a 1337 Hax0r's computer?

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  31. Or the Swedish version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stays away from the fight and just makes money selling the weapons.

  32. Or the UN version by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which denies the attacks ever existed dispite reporting them itself last year.

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  33. Re:Friendly fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Your from Canada aren't you,

    ...and you, based on your obvious lack of understanding of the difference between your and you're, must be from the USA.

    Your email is hosted by a canadian company and it looks like a work account. Anyhow, lets talk about Canda, whose troops were right with the U.S. troops in Iraq, also your country was the first to go along with U.S. foriegn policy in the U.N

    I'd suggest an alternate source for news, son. The CNN news ticker doesn't seem to be doing you any good. Great detective work on the email address thing, too. Lemme guess...you're also an MCSE ?

  34. Re:Friendly fire. by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Funny

    How to make the world a better place with your 14.4K modem: Setp one-Attack Microsoft spoofing your ip as SCO Step two-Attack SCO spoofing your ip as Microsoft Step three-watch and enjoy as both corporations' stupidity brings the other to their knees Step four-upgrade to cable

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  35. YES! by Oodi · · Score: 2, Funny

    From now on I will send 20,000,000,000 emails to any creep that sends me crap I don't want. And I know who you are, it states 'From:....' clearly on any email I receive.

  36. Re:Friendly fire. by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of a paragraph I once heard:

    "In the history of our country, diplomatic relationships with third world dictatorships have always been difficult. In such situations we usually have to deal with a ruling party leader who doesn't listen to the people, won't accept public criticism and only listens to those able to make large donations of money to the party. And the third world dictator isn't any better either."

  37. Oh hell yeah! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like this!!

    Tough shit if the system(s) attacking you are hijacked systems, they are attacking you and need to be stopped.

    If you are walking down the street and someone yells "RAPIST" and points you out and a crowd of strangers acting only on what they have just heard, jump on you and begin beating you up, is it right for you to just lay there and let the strangers beat on you just because they are acting on misleading information?

    No, you would defend yourself with physical force and all means at your disposal. Why should anyone just "lay there and take a beating" ??

    It's just a shame you can't pump 440v down the line and fry the attacking systems. Shut them down and stop the attacks. What more damage can you do anyway? The attacking systems are already damaged, why not just do them in so that the owner is forced to notice and repair the problem, versus leaving it alone as it continues to wreak havoc un-noticed by it's owner.

    DEATH TO THEM ALL!!

  38. Or the Japanese Version by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which swears off all forms of attack, unless it involves giant robots or tentacles.

  39. This is brilliant by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    It used to be that you had to use email worms to conscript people's PCs into your private army of DDoS zombies. By packaging the trojan and calling it a security product you can avoid all that hassle.

  40. Or the American version by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    We Counter Attack with a DDoS before someone who might have "DDoS of mass destruction" attacks us.
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    .
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    . .then blame the British.

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  41. Again? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone gets this idea every few years. Probably from watching too many bad hacker movies.

    Just smile, nod politely, and let the lawyers take care of it.

  42. I challenge you to a duel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let the Internet shootout begin.

  43. Re:Friendly fire. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Retribution?"

    What? Like four more years of Bush, or 1000 free Britney downloads?

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  44. I have my own DDoS counterattack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have Snort set to identify any DDoS attack. Once that happens, I have a perl script grab the offending IP address, find a story that ran on Slashdot last week, replace the links in the story with the offending IP address, then resubmit the story. Poof, target is gone. Works every time...