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Grand Challenge 1, Competitors 0

Ivan writes "According to the DARPA Grand Challenge Status Board, 2 bots were withdrawn before the race started and the remaining 13 were all disabled. Red Team and SciAutonics II tied at 7 miles, a bit short of the 142 miles required." CNN has coverage and interviews.

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  1. Rough terrain's a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy on a mule has been evading the might and majesty of the United States Army in the Afghan mountains for over two years.

    1. Re:Rough terrain's a bitch by monster811 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And somehow he is dragging a dialysis machine with him...

    2. Re:Rough terrain's a bitch by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Osama bin Laden captured by Aibo. News at 11. :)

    3. Re:Rough terrain's a bitch by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Captured by Aibo? I think those things have enough room inside for a brick of c4, a detonator, and a remote triggering device.

      Hey what's this cute little robot doggie KABOOM!

  2. How did... by Carl_Cne · · Score: 3, Funny
  3. They tried and failed? by albeit+unknown · · Score: 4, Funny

    They tried and died.

  4. Not _all_ that impressive by Imperator · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be fair, they were looking for him in the region of Afghanistan known as Iraq.

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  5. So considering no vehicle made it past 7 miles... by ikewillis · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...how insane does this make the team that entered a motorcycle?

  6. Re:So considering no vehicle made it past 7 miles. by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...how insane does this make the team that entered a motorcycle?

    You mean Berkeley?

    :)
  7. Re:The value of stupid solutions by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that was the idea behind TerraMax - it was a 7 ton Army truck, but even that doesn't work so well when it falls into the Grand Canyon or something similar.

    I would have used a 500 foot wide wheel. :D

  8. If OSes were robots by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Funny

    With robots sponsored by Microsoft, IBM, Apple, etc. going head to head, man, that would be awsome to watch!

    Microsoft's robot would break down frequently and require human maintenance.

    IBM's would work well, but would have an obscurely-shaped fuel system that requires expensive IBM Fuel Cells(tm). The racing team would all be wearing suits.

    Apple would produce a shiny, glossy, and reasonably reliable robot that scratched incredibly easily and had bits of the body break off when traveling along. The sound system would be an iPod.

    1. Re:If OSes were robots by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Linux system would have four wheels driving diffrent directions and millions of tiny parts doing identical jobs.

    2. Re:If OSes were robots by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

      AWD and redundant systems? Wow! :-)

  9. Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it was the acid talking

  10. Re:I'd like to see ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, and the Microsoft machine would be several times the size of any other entry in the race, and be heavily armored in attorneys. Microsoft will claim that it is run by Windows, and would have a fancy Windows XP front-end for reporters to take pictures of that would repeatedly blue-screen during the race. That won't stop it, however, because it will really be controlled by a Linux or FreeBSD system hidden inside. This robotic juggernaut would attempt to send an email virus to random addresses via a satellite link, try to steal the batteries from the other robots along the way, and end up winning by just crushing them under its' treads just before the finish line.

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  11. Re:Brick on the Accelerator by ljavelin · · Score: 5, Funny

    One might think a brick jammed on the accelerator of a jeep or H2 might have a chance to make it 7 miles.

    Not without refueling, of course.

  12. midget drivers, eh? by squidgyhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    You know, that gives me an idea. Would it count if you were to train some animal to drive this thing? Would "monkey-controlled" be close enough to "autonomous"? I bet you could get a monkey behind the wheel of a 4x4, train him, hook him up to enough drugs and electrodes to get him to drive the thing.

    After all, you've got to remember that the world's fastest computers, the really, really big iron out there, still have about as much computational power as your average cockroach.

    Not that I would condone such a thing, but, hey, if you're designing delivery systems for the US military, I think you've already lost the moral high ground.

    1. Re:midget drivers, eh? by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Monkey?

      I know plenty of valley girls that can pilot a BMW at 85mph down the coast hiway while never looking out the windows or using the rear view mirrors. They steer with one knee and can't hear a sound over the 1000watt stereo. They can carry on three converstations at once, make reservations for lunch on the cell, adjust their bra and sip on a 40oz. diet Dr. Pepper...all while penciling an eyebrow thinner than a dime.

      Over...under...around and thru.

    2. Re:midget drivers, eh? by McAddress · · Score: 2, Funny
      I know plenty of valley girl

      liar, this is slashdot, you cant know any girls.

  13. Re:I guess my prediction is going to come true... by aonifer · · Score: 2, Funny

    And you got to run before you blast across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated...

  14. Re:This is *great* news! by Jodka · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Autonomous fighting machines offer a means to rid a location of its population without any problems with international law."

    Really ? There is no international law against using an army of robot warriors to exterminate the entire popuation of a foreign nation ? Why not ?

    Well there's my legal loophole. World domination, here I come.

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  15. Re:The trouble spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the fate most of the vehicles experienced, vehicles 20 and 25, who locked up their brakes and started backing up respectively seem to have already developed a sense of self-preservation.