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  1. Re:What do you want for Christmas? on Mystery Science Theater Turns 20 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I don't know...

  2. Re:are you afraid, parents? on WTF? NC Offers to Replace 10,000 License Plates · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this list is KPC.

    My favorite acronym is HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT.

  3. Re:Lawsuits? on Optimus Keyboard Starts Shipping · · Score: 1

    Biggus Dickus?

  4. Re:Portal's Value on What Is Your Game of the Year? · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess it's a good thing it's only $20 standalone.

  5. Re:What on Evidence of Historical Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis · · Score: 1

    Are you from Digg or YouTube?

  6. Re:it's not unnecessary. on Getting Gouged by Geeks · · Score: 1

    Ever notice that one of the stickers on the power supply says, "Hi pot"?

    Now you have your answer.

  7. Re:Lots of BS in the martial arts world on Shaolin Monks May Sue Over Tale of Defeat by Ninja · · Score: 1

    So, the question of the moment; could a single ninja beat a group of monks.

    I'm not drunk enough to answer that question, yet.

  8. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    From The Movie:

    Alien: "That's enough, normal view."

    *Overly-dramatic music starts*

    M&TB: "Normal View!
    Normal View!
    NORMAL VIEW!!!
    NOOOORMAAALLL VIIIEEEWWW!!!!!"

  9. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    "Five pound potty?! She must've had a big breakfast!"

  10. Re:Favorite MST3K Line? on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    BOB JOHNSON!

    Oh, wait...

  11. Re:funny. on How Motherboards Are Made · · Score: 1

    Yeah, did the show the part where they make one of the USB ports not work, like my first Gigabyte MB? How about the part where they make the memory controller really flaky and crash all the time, like my second Gigabyte? That one I bricked trying to upgrade the BIOS in the hope it would fix the memory controller. Apparently I had the right model, but the wrong "revision". Yeah, I think I'm done with Gigabyte motherboards.

  12. Re:Powers of ten? on How Google Earth Images Are Made · · Score: 1

    My ass is shiny.

    But for the wrong reasons.

  13. Re:Irony Alert on Global Warming May Have Killed the Dinosaurs · · Score: 1

    Just like your average America, a dinosaur doesn't fit in a compact car.

    It does if you turn it into gasoline first.

  14. Re:Thank you on First Spammer Convicted Under CAN-SPAM Law · · Score: 1

    That's because it's enlarging mine! Stop clicking!

    Oh, wait...

  15. Re:in other news.. on The Snoop Next Door Is Posting to YouTube · · Score: 4, Funny

    *masturbates even more furiously*

  16. Re:my theory on Hans Reiser in Court Today · · Score: 1

    Que bono?

    What, Bono? I don't think he did it.

  17. Re:Become enlightened on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    But I'm a material possession!

  18. Re:The real answer on Variety Declares VHS Dead · · Score: 1

    Actually, in the last year my broadband has been more reliable than my electricity.

    No, I'm not kidding.

  19. Re:Bad style! [beep! beep!] on The Pressures on the Next Nintendo Console · · Score: 1

    Sure, it may sound odd to say "I love Wii"

    Yeah, watersports never really caught on in America.

  20. Re:Let this be a lesson on James A. Van Allen - Dies at 91 · · Score: 1

    Technically he retired back in '85, but he went to work nearly every day until about a month ago. I suspect it was his ailing health that kept him at home, rather than vice versa.

  21. Re:The man on James A. Van Allen - Dies at 91 · · Score: 1

    I was a grad student there until a couple years ago. He was a really nice guy, and obviously deeply, deeply smart. I saw my first aurora borealis from the roof of Van Allen Hall, which is pretty fitting.

  22. Re:Lauch? on Shuttle Launch Delayed · · Score: 1

    I said "lunch", not "launch"!

  23. Re:Well at least that would answer on GTAIV to use Engine from Table Tennis · · Score: 1

    My deer...

  24. Re:The Environmentalists Are Right. on Huge Storms Converge on Jupiter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jovial warming + Big Red Spot = Santa Claus!

  25. Re:Oh no... on Sun Research Yields Unexpected Results · · Score: 1

    I have no Sun!