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Epson's Female Printer

zmcnulty writes "I finished translating the K-Tai Watch (Japanese) article about a new printer in the Colorio line from Epson. It's not only being marketed at women, it was completely designed by 'Team8' - an all-female project team created within Epson specifically for making a printer 'easy for women to use.' Here is the original Japanese press release." Apparently they've been reading these studies.

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  1. No damn way.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Careful, guys!

    It'll work well for the first few months then get tempermental. You'll be getting ready for work when a sheet of paper prints out saying "You're not wearing that are you?"

    It'll start being non-responsive for a few consecutive days per month and have the odd spill of red ink on your important work. Then it'll start to cost you loads of cash in consumables.

    You'll come home to printouts in the tray saying "You never take me to Best Buy anymore..." Finally, after a hard day at work, you'll get back to your abode only to find a Post-It note on the refrigerator saying "Moved out with the iPod, he understands me."

    No siree.. give me a He-Man HP LaserJet anyday.

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    1. Re:No damn way.. by Boing · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Moved out with the iPod, he understands me."

      I dunno, that iPod has always had a "good sense of style", if you know what I mean... :)

    2. Re:No damn way.. by kevlar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno if you should have so many mod points for that one... it was just too damn easy... Its like trying to hit the ground with a dart... you'll never miss.

    3. Re:No damn way.. by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when your printer gets old and you go looking for a new one ...

      Watch out!!!

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    4. Re:No damn way.. by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

      A simple inspection of the iPod connectors is just as revealing...

      The headphones wear the pants.

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    5. Re:No damn way.. by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its like trying to hit the ground with a dart... you'll never miss.

      Let me introduce you to my wife.

      KFG

    6. Re:No damn way.. by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your post reminded me of the old "wife 1.0" joke. I'm sure the printer in this case will be jealous of any other printers too.

      Tech Support

      Dear Sir,

      Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

      Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

      Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected.

      I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.

      I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!


      Thanks,
      Huggy


      Reply

      To: Huggy

      Dear Huggy,

      This is a very common problem, men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.

      Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

      Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

      Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed !!

      You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".

      I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).

      You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major IT problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

      In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

      Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

      Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1, Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

      note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


      regards,

      Tech support manager.

    7. Re:No damn way.. by jobugeek · · Score: 4, Funny

      You also forget that in the store it print beautiful sample pages, but once you buy it and bring it home, it will barely ever put out anything.

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    8. Re:No damn way.. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      You also forget that in the store it print beautiful sample pages, but once you buy it and bring it home, it will barely ever put out anything.

      Maaan. Where do you do YOUR printer shopping?

      All the models I see on display are invariably unresponsive. I think there's something wrong with them.

    9. Re:No damn way.. by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course your computer can't throw darts. We already knew that :)

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    10. Re:No damn way.. by griffjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its like trying to hit the ground with a dart... you'll never miss.

      Not true. Sometimes you hit your foot, and it doesn't make it all the way through to the ground beneath.

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    11. Re:No damn way.. by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      When my sweetie throws things they seem to take on an almost quantum quality. They can end up anywhere in the universe, irrespective of her original aim.

      She can make SQL dance though.

      KFG

  2. Completely misses the point! by dartmouth05 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This completely misses the point!

    The studies showed dissatisfaction with the way that electronics were marketed towards men. Women said that they were treated differently, and in many cases, were assumed to be stupid or unknowledgable, compared to men. Brenda Myers, quoted in the CNN article that the slashdot link in the parent links to, said, "Every time you go these places [national electronics retail stores], they think women don't know anything, and they don't you the same features as they would when my husbands goes with me."

    Creating a printer that will be marketed under the theme "printer easy for women to use" is not going to mollify complaints like Myers, instead, it seems to reinforce her argument that electronics retailers and manufacturers think women are stupid. Saying that this printer is easy for women to use is really just saying is that women aren't capable of using all the other printers.

    1. Re:Completely misses the point! by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. This isn't the first instance of such a campaign and it probably won't be the last time you see something like it. I've seen it take many forms from targetting women to minorities to old people. The whole thing is just rediculous.

      The only thing I want from a marketer are specs - not pictures of happy people using the product, not warm fuzzy slogans, and certainly not a message that their product was designed for me specifically... or for "the rest of us."

      Specs please. What does it do. What doesn't it do. How much does it cost. Thank you.

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    2. Re:Completely misses the point! by Servo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are all men at a higher level of technical proficiency? It has nothing to do with actual abilities, it has to do with sexism. Guys automatically assume women don't know what they are doing, but when we go to talk to another guy, we are more apt to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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    3. Re:Completely misses the point! by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Those marketing types are completely sexist. I for one think that men and women consumers are equally stupid when it comes to technology and treat them accordingly. I'm an EOE (equal opportunity elitist) when it comes to these matters.

      If corporations want to market products to consumers in general, they should steal a 20 year old idea from Apple and make everything only have one button. But don't make it light-up when it's pressed or someone will think it's a night light and call tech support and complain their printer only works when its dark out.

    4. Re:Completely misses the point! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to say that some women give other women a bad name. My mother wants to get a computer but thinks she is too stupid to buy one. Now my mother is in fact not stupid at all and I actually have to argue with her that she is smart enough to learn computing..

      When she walks into a store and says "I don't know what kind of RIM or ROM it needs" I can easily see how salespeople would develop an impression that women in general are not that bright when it comes to computers. In actuality, women IMHO don't mind not knowing something and asking to be informed where as a man wouldn't be caught dead not knowing what the hell he is talking about..

    5. Re:Completely misses the point! by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Sexism is when you make a judgment based not on reason, but on a person's gender. We in agreement so far? So if you have a logical argument for a judgment, even if that judgment relates to people of a specific gender, then it's not sexism.

      The logical argument here is real simple. The first people to get involved in computers were men. They made stuff other men would want. It's a feedback loop now, and it discourages female involvement.

      And actually, as it happens, I assume that everyone I talk to knows nothing about computers. A person's age has far more to do with it than a person's sex. So when you say "we" (as in "we go to talk to another guy" and "we are more apt") I sure hope you aren't talking about all men, though that's certainly what it looks like.

    6. Re:Completely misses the point! by hazem · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm male, which is irrelevant.

      I just go about my day assuming everyone is stupid - stupider than I am. I'm usually right, and when I'm wrong, that smarter person just assumes I'm stupid like everyone else.

    7. Re:Completely misses the point! by Inebrius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't a matter of all men being one way or all women being another.

      The generalization is that men, on average, are more technically minded than women. When selling in volume, you go with what will be correct 8 out of 10 times.

      I doubt this has anything to do with biology. Women are just as capable as men, they just don't (in general) have as much interest.

      Things, however, are changing

    8. Re:Completely misses the point! by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One big thing I see everyone missing here is the part about women shopping at "[national electronics retail stores]". This is their first mistake right away. If you go buy a TV at one of these places, like Circuit City, Fry's, or worst of all, Best Buy, you're confronted with an annoying, know-it-all, moronic, pimply-faced 17-year-old kid who treats you like an idiot, no matter what sex you are. Of course, they probably treat women even worse since men are usually more assertive and less tolerant of 17-year-old kids. But the bottom line is that the salespeople these stores hire are not employed there because of their sales and customer service skills, or because of their technical knowledge. They're employed there because they're willing to work for minimum wage.

      So what makes anyone think these idiotic sales droids should be turned to for buying computer equipment, which is significantly more complex?

      If people (men or women) want to be treated better when they shop for stuff, they should stop shopping at stores that use minimum-wage employees for their front-line sales staff. Of course, this won't happen because Americans want everything as cheaply as possible, which is why the big-box stores do so well, and making products to cater to specific groups isn't going to change this situation at all.

    9. Re:Completely misses the point! by beeplet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that Slashdot suffers from exactly the problem that the OP was pointing out... Women perceive that Slashdot is male-oriented, or that they are being viewed differently here, and find it annoying. And then they leave, perpetuating the problem.

      The solution is not to create a simplified, pink-themed version of slashot; I think the solution involves changing the assumption that women are inherently less technical, and making the technical community seem more accepting of them rather than less so.

    10. Re:Completely misses the point! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first computer programmer was a woman. Look it up if you don't believe me.

    11. Re:Completely misses the point! by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Specs please. What does it do. What doesn't it do. How much does it cost. Thank you.

      Ahhh, but that's the point. The perception is that women find tech specs cold, stark and heartless. Tech specs are "male", happy people and warm fuzzies are "female". I was going to say that it's all bullshit, but there is quite a bit of evidence to the contrary. Just look at how cosmetics and shampoo are marketed. Also look at how many women there are in "hardcore" tech positions - meaning network and system admins, programmers, etc. I've seen women start those positions, and I've seen them leave. How many programs and incentives have been instituted over the last twenty years to encourage more women to get into science and technology? When do they begin to work?

      I guess that's a roundabout way of saying that (generally) men and women think and process information differently, and that's OK. Each has strengths and weaknesses, perfectly set up for a kind of symbiotic interdependance. But you are right - a female printer is kind of ridiculous.

    12. Re:Completely misses the point! by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny
      ascetics
      Targeting the lucrative Creepy Hermit market?
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    13. Re:Completely misses the point! by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Women perceive that Slashdot is male-oriented, or that they are being viewed differently here

      "perceive"? have you read the first thirty or so posts? the level downright sexist jokes that rely on stereotypes about women is insane!

      he solution is not to create a simplified, pink-themed version of slashot

      bingo. the solution is for the population here to smarten up. yes, women comprise only a small percentage of the it/programming world. but then again, so do mexicans. and yet no one seems to make jokes about mexicans and computers. why? because as a society we've finally clued in that racism is unjust and couterproductive.

      can we start working on dealing with sexism now?

    14. Re:Completely misses the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of my favorite things to do when I get in these stores (window-shopping or...whatever) is to find aforementioned know-it-all 17-year-old and start to ask really stupid questions about the PCs. Things like, "Does this come with a hard drive?", and "Will it run Lie-Nucks? I've heard Lie-nucks is good."

      After I have him hooked, I start to ask progressively harder questions, and love to watch the snotty attitude disappear, to soon be replaced (witnessing this is priceless) by panic as I start to ask questions about seek times, platter count, Firewire vs. USB 2.0 speeds, power supply wattage, etc.

      It's sooooo much fun to get those little fuckers in a corner and watch them squirm, after being so smarmy to me at the outset trying to show off thier "knowledge". It's so sad, too, because they were asking, "You want fries with that?" yesterday.

      Fuckers.

    15. Re:Completely misses the point! by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just a guess, but try pressing the buttons instead of smashing them.

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    16. Re:Completely misses the point! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Who still relies on salespeople for information about products?

      We have the internet for comparison shopping now. The only reason we still need the surly teens in the blue vests any more is to open up the cage where they keep the expensive things once we tell them what we want, and then carry it up to the checkout for us. And that's the same whether the buyer is male or female.

    17. Re:Completely misses the point! by AchilleTalon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Guys don't assume anything. This is a ALL WOMEN team. So, it's not like guys were saying women are lesser citizen and needs some special feature on a printer to be able to use it efficiently.

      Wait and see want this team will produce and it will show you how women perceived themselves different from men.

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    18. Re:Completely misses the point! by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also look at how many women there are in "hardcore" tech positions...

      I'm an aerospace engineer, and I do finite element analysis on jet engines for a living. It's not computers, but does it count for your purposes?

      One of the things I've had to face up to is that women really are less than one in twenty or so (wild guess based on observation) in my profession. Things like the printer for women, or the car for women with the hood welded shut that featured in a recent article, makes me want to simply scream in frustration.

      The issue I have with your point is that there's nothing about a woman's innate information processing capabilities that prevents her from looking at a list of features for two printers and picking the one that better meets her needs. The problem is learned helplessness. Being told not to worry her pretty little head, sometimes in so many words. It's rampant in sales and marketing of any kind--those horror stories you hear about women trying to buy cars or computers and being treated like 6 year-olds? They're all true. It's happened to me every time I've gone to make a big-ticket technical or mechanical purchase and it's positively disheartening. (The opposite problem exists in some men, who get talked into buying way more computer/car/grill/whatever than they actually need.)

      The political issue of women in science and technology (and the flip side of men in caregiving positions) is way offtopic, and not something I really feel like discussing, because it makes me all ranty.

      -Carolyn

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    19. Re:Completely misses the point! by Ironica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Creating a printer that will be marketed under the theme "printer easy for women to use" is not going to mollify complaints like Myers, instead, it seems to reinforce her argument that electronics retailers and manufacturers think women are stupid.

      While this doesn't address a great deal of the issues raised by the article (such as marketing and salesjerks), having a printer designed entirely by women does address some of the issues with women and electronics.

      My hands tend to be smaller. It can be more awkward for me to carry things with two hands in front of me, due to anatomy. Men and women do not respond the same way to the same symbology; a UI designed by/for women will be different than one designed by/for men.

      Because this printer is developed by women, it should be easier for women to use than current offerings... which doesn't necessarily mean that it will be easier for *everyone* to use. It may be that guys will find it frustrating, because the buttons are small and the pictures make no sense to them.

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    20. Re:Completely misses the point! by Ironica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't use the term "stupid", but, as a generalization, women certainly need to be treated differently due to the difference in technical skill level.

      I find the opposite to be the case.

      If I talk to another woman about computers, she'll usually ask questions about stuff she doesn't understand, and communicate back (paraphrasing, etc.) to verify what she does understand. If I talk to a man about computers, he's far more likely (than the woman is) to say "uh-huh, uh-huh" even though he has no idea what I'm talking about, so I tend to have to ask a lot more questions to find out where his skill level is and what he understands.

      The ratio of men to women among technically competent people is irrelevant, because the ratio of technically competent people to lusers is so tiny. The percentage of the male population that groks technology is not really that much higher than the percentage of the female population who does, but men are (in my experience) far more likely to attempt to hide their incompetence because of some macho idea that they *should* know this.

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    21. Re:Completely misses the point! by CharterTerminal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ha ha, yeah. According to the advertising industry, men are completely unable to choose their own cough syrup. That always cracks me up. Perhaps it's just that my secret feminine over-the-counter-medication-fu allows me to choose wisely when ill.

      But I feel obliged to politely point out that we're still earning (on average) only 92 cents on the dollar compared to men. And the gender-based salary discrepancy is even higher in high tech fields. And if anyone says women don't earn as much as men in high-tech fields because we're not as good, I will personally punch them in the face.

      As far as I'm concerned, registering for the draft would only be fair... as long as you're all sure you WANT us in the military. A lot of guys are still pretty pissed about that, you know.

    22. Re:Completely misses the point! by instarx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thank you for taking the time to explain things to these people who just assume that the issue is within the women, when it is really within their perception of women. Unfortunatly you have very little chance of changing their male 20-something minds because they are convinced that their view of the world is the only valid one.

      I would like to add that the stereotype of the non-technical woman is likely perpetuated by women themselves out of shear frustration. As I get older I find that sales people have started talking down to me because as an "old guy" (50) I must not know anything about computers (or HDTV or you name it). I usually just let them insult me because it isn't worth my time to smack them between the eyes. This assumption by sales people that I am a moron is a recent pheomenon with me so I can't even imagine what it must be like for women who have been talked down to for their entire lives.

  3. Reminds me... by TwistedSpring · · Score: 4, Informative

    Of this article http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/04/133725 9&mode=thread&tid=126 - an all-female designed Volvo. It was only a few days ago. Why doesnt the article reference this?

  4. Does it still say PC Load Letter? by DarkFencer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it still say PC Load Letter?

    1. Re:Does it still say PC Load Letter? by Waab · · Score: 3, Funny

      "PC Load Letter"? What the fsck does that mean?

    2. Re:Does it still say PC Load Letter? by Gherald · · Score: 4, Informative

      you have to remove the space

    3. Re:Does it still say PC Load Letter? by log0n · · Score: 3, Funny

      *sigh*

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/

  5. When... by gid13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...are we going to get the MAN'S printer??? Sexist bastards!

    1. Re:When... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 3, Funny
      Agreed. I believe that while the printer is warming up, it should sound like a Chevy Small Block running at around 5K RPM rather than a 747.

      If this were the case, I'd have the power saver function set to 3 seconds so that it'd have to warm up for every print job.
      :-D
    2. Re:When... by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We already have one. It's the HP Laserjet II.

  6. I need to ask... by HaloZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...how is operating a piece of computer hardware ever gender-specific?

    Smells like somewhat of a double standard to me.

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    1. Re:I need to ask... by TwistedSpring · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're gonna get a ton of replies to that along the lines of "Haha, have you seen most women try to operate hardware, lol!". Watch what you start, this could get nasty.

    2. Re:I need to ask... by Vann_v2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Haha, have you seen most women try to operate hardware, lol!

    3. Re:I need to ask... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are countertops designed around a woman's height?

      Kitchen countertops are.

      Are doors built to accomodate pregnant women?
      Yow! I'd like to see the pregnant woman who could not get through a door a Pittsburg Steeler's linebacker could not!

      Are computers designed to accomodate women's cultural thought processes?
      No, computers are completely logical, with no hint of neuroses.

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    4. Re:I need to ask... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      No hint of neuroses? You obviously haven't used Windows lately.

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  7. Connectors? by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it connects to the computer with a DB25 female instead of a DB25 male, right?

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    1. Re:Connectors? by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

      > That's why you should always RTFA.

      Yes, because:

      Internal Server Error

      Process limit exceeded for uid 11363.


      is sooo informative

  8. Time of the month... by Enze6997 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing sucks... Every 28 days it locks up and I cant use it for like a week.

    1. Re:Time of the month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least it sucks! :D

  9. Strong enough for a man, but meant for a woman by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Avoiding all the usual stereotypes, humor and marketing concepts, try as I might, I can't objectively think of a reason why a printer for a woman should be any different than a printer for a man. As far as I can see, it's just another printer design created by an independent group of designers. It all looks reasonable to me, assuming that handle can be removed from the Colorio me: E-100 (OK, it does look like it should have Louis Vuitton printed on it somewhere, but trying if it works better than what I've got I could care less who it was designed for.)

    Couldn't help but note that that old dying technology Bluetooth is an option. ;-)

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    1. Re:Strong enough for a man, but meant for a woman by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Avoiding all the usual stereotypes, humor and marketing concepts, try as I might, I can't objectively think of a reason why a printer for a woman should be any different than a printer for a man.

      This is the one thing that worries me about this discussion. Sure none of us can come up with a good reason, and that translated article did say that the printer was supposed to be "easy" for a woman to use which suggests that it's just a dumbed-down printer. But I have to wonder, is it not possible that this research team, having spent much more time on the problem than we did, might have actually come up with something?

      For example, I notice that some printers have buttons which stick out a bit, while others have buttons which are recessed (e.g. they go into the casing when you press them). Do you suppose that the latter type of button might cause a problem for someone with long fingernails? Likewise with touch screens now that I think about it. I assume, of course, that it is mostly women who have long fingernails, though I suppose some of you SlashDot geeks might not have cut your nails in a few months. ;)

      Perhaps there are other features which are not so much vital to women as more strongly preferred by women. Men might not mind having to get into an awkward position to plug in the cables, but perhaps women mind more? Put the plugs on the side in an obvious place and that problem is solved. Perhaps they did something to make jammed sheets easier and less messy to pull out, like some sort of quick-release button? Maybe the average woman places more value on that sort of thing than the average man. Who knows?

  10. Ink cartridges by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just a Scam to sell cartridges. Who needs "black, red, yellow and blue" when you can have "puce, rose, lavender and turquoise"?

    Scented inks, anybody?

  11. /.ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Female printer from Epson
    Posted_on Mar 16, 2004 - 10:52 AM by zmcnulty

    Its a printer by women, for women.
    I first thought this was just being marketed at women, but no - it was completely designed by Team8, an all-woman project team specifically created by Epson for this project.
    More information on what makes a printer female inside.



    Seiko Epson will release the Colorio me: E-100, atransportable inkjet printer developed under the printer easy for women to use themeon April 23rd. The printer is officially Open Price, but indicators suggest it should cost around 20,000 yen.

    The Colorio me: is an inkjet printer designed by Epsons Team8, an all-woman project team formed specifically for the purpose of creating a printer easy for women to use. It has a handle on the round-style case for transporting.

    Its an inkjet style printer, and prints using one ink cartridge with 6 colors. The printer resolution is a maximum of 2880 x 1440 dpi. To confirm what is being printed, it features TV output, and connects to the PC via USB. The size is 256 x 154 x 163mm (W x D x H), and it weighs 2.7kg.

    Another feature of the Colorio me: is its ability to connect to cellular phones (with cameras)and digital cameras and print directly- and in addition to SD cards, Memory Stick, and CompactFlash, it supports miniSD cards and Memory Stick Duo when equipped with seperate adapters.

    Loaded on board is the Cell Phone with Camera Correction mode, and images are printed on glossy card-size photo paper. Pictures taken with a cellular phone can also be printed easily. Finally, infrared and Bluetooth (Ver 1.1) wireless support is available as an option, and when the size and print mode is set via the operation panel on the printer, it can print wirelessly.



    In addition, the Colorio PM-D1000 video-deck shaped inkjet printer will be released in May. The price on this one is also Open Price, but indicators suggest it should cost around 40,000 yen.

    The PM-D1000 also supports miniSD cards and Memory Stick Duo with seperate adapters, as well as the Cell Phone with Camera Correction mode. It also has wireless (infrared and Bluetooth) support as an option. The size is 430 x 420 x 109mm (W x D x H), and the printer weighs roughly 8.3kg.










    Inspired by:
    http://k-tai.impress.co.jp/cda/article/news_toppag e/18067.html

    Colorio me: Press Release:
    http://www.epson.co.jp/osirase/2004/040316_1.htm

    Colorio PM-D1000 Press Release:
    http://www.epson.co.jp/osirase/2004/040316_3.htm
  12. My HP printer is female by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    I called it a 'fucking bitch' more times than I can count.

    1. Re:My HP printer is female by adamgreenfield · · Score: 2, Funny

      .... I've also had thoughts that my printer might be cheating on me....

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  13. Do I look fat... by fembots · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the printer is being used by a male (via the BO sensor), first thing it will ask is "Does the letter look fat in font size 14?".

  14. The main difference by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The main difference is its been designed to handle 2 inch Lee Press-Ons nails.

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  15. carry a printer? by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "Colorio me:" is an inkjet printer designed by Epson's "Team8," an all-woman project team formed specifically for the purpose of creating a "printer easy for women to use." It has a handle on the round-style case for transporting.

    IANAW but I really don't see a need to make this thing look a) like a kitchen appliance b) have a handle and c) support tons more stuff than 99% of people use.

    Adding a handle is not going to make ANYONE more likely to carry it around nevermind ladies (the only people that get to carry computer equipment are men -- at least in my experience)

    Having 1000 options for importing data is also confusing. KISS.

    That's my opinion.

    1. Re:carry a printer? by jimbosworldorg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't support a bajillion options you're not used to seeing because it's designed for women, it sports a bajillion options you're not used to seeing because it's designed for Japanese domestic consumption. As far as I can tell, Inspector Gadget would stick out on a Tokyo city street mostly because his shoe-phone didn't have a color camera in it and play more games than a GameBoy Advance.

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    2. Re:carry a printer? by clifyt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Adding a handle is not going to make ANYONE more likely to carry it around nevermind ladies"

      I don't know.

      My G4 has a handle (actually 4) and I've only moved it a few times in the last few years. *BUT* the few times I've had to move it, its been much nicer to grab and carry with my one good hand (I've got rhumatory arthritus in my dominant hand) and it wasn't a problem. My PC, on the other hand, is about the same size and to pick it up is a two handed exercise, with having to shift back and forth to open doors and otherwise.

      But of course, thats manly to struggle with something, ain't it. And its manly to have big pieces of equipment that has no aestetic flair. I could care less about the looks, but its nice when folks come into my studio and see it as it is almost proof that I am an artist -- at least to the folks that don't know me any better -- and feel if I'm willing to buy something that looks good in my office, I'm more than likely going to give them something back that has a little more style than the guy down the road...then again, in my day job -- they don't give a fuck about that and just want my program on their desk by 9AM tommorow morning. Different markets.

      As for 1000 options to import data, you might be right, but using my digital camera as well as several bluetooth products, its also nice that I can just drop the card into the sucker, it pulls up the photo and prints a nice proof without having to deal with the computer. If I had a camera phone, which I still think is an abomination (ever try to find a bluetooth phone without one...I was happy to find the T608 didn't have one), and used it, I think it would be great just to press the phones menu and get the stuff out without going through 5 extra steps.

      IMHO, that is KISS. Keeping it simple means different things to different people. The device might be complex, but the end user doesn't have to think about how to get data into it because there are a dozen routes that all work the same because technically, all the device wasn't is the data and the extra conduits do not add up to any more complexity internally.

  16. It looks like a purse! by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Why does a printer need a carrying handle? How often do you move a printer? All the rest of the features look really cool, though...

    It's pretty obvious this is going to sell pretty well to women, it's just the handle strikes me as useless.

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    1. Re:It looks like a purse! by ZoneGray · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's just the handle strikes me as useless.

      Ironically, a lot of women say the same thing about men.

    2. Re:It looks like a purse! by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ironically, a lot of women say the same thing about men.

      So why is the first thing they do upon deciding that going to a store and buying just the handle?

      I'd like to see one of those fix the car or move the piano.

      KFG

    3. Re:It looks like a purse! by rjung2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because you don't move it very often doesn't mean you won't appreciate having it when you do.

    4. Re:It looks like a purse! by PMuse · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's pretty obvious this is going to sell pretty well to women, . . .

      The interesting survey question will be:
      Q: Which of the following most strongly influenced your decision to purchase a Colorio me: E-100?

      A. It was designed for women.

      B. It was designed by women.

      C. Price and/or total cost of ownership.

      D. Brand name.

      E. Other.

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    5. Re:It looks like a purse! by binarybum · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's to fool them into thinking it's a purse! They know that women will pay ridiculous amounts of money for purses.

      seriously though... this is only going to be discouraging to women in the long run when they get frustrated with how terrible this thing is going to work. The common demoninator among epson inkjets is that they all get clogged heads very easily, eat ink at alarming rates, and are very non-user friendly when it comes to cartridge changing. I've been impressed by their print quality, but I've seen enough epsons to know that they are consistently a pain in the ass.

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    6. Re:It looks like a purse! by geoswan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      From the original press release...
      ... and prints using one ink cartridge with 6 colors...

      So does "designed for women" mean "designed for people who won't realize that this printer is even more of a ripoff than usual when it comes to ink refills?"

  17. Um...no. by lyssrose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A printer that looks like a portable radio? How on earth is that revolutionary? *rolling eyes*

    And I can't imagine my mom being able to use that any better than she can use a normal printer. It doesn't matter what it LOOKS like...there's still the matter of actually figuring out how to hook the darn thing up, and THAT is what she has problems with.

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    1. Re:Um...no. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      And this problem has been solved by USB. The days of finnicky parallel-port printers are long gone.

    2. Re:Um...no. by identity0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is probobly why it can print without a PC... This actually sound like an interesting design from a technical point of view, not just an face lift of an ordinary printer.

      Okay, it was inevitable that people would make jokes about "pink printers" without following the links, but the translation site seems Slashdotted. I can read Japanese, so here's some of the actual features. There are 12 features listed, but I don't have time to do a full translation - Someone else can do that if they wish. Some of the most interesting features:

      From this page:

      1. Even when not connected to a PC, many digital devices can do easy 3WAY Direct Print.
      (1) 5 types of memory card slot. Simply put the memoory card in the slot, and use the buttons for easy control of speedy printing. Memory card types: SD, miniSD*, MMC, CF, Micro Drive, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, Memory Stick Pro Duo*, Memory Stick Duo*, Magic Gate Memory Stick, Smart Media, xD-Picture card
      * - requires adapters.
      (2)USB Direct-Print. Using PictBridge, directly connect digital cameras with USB cable and print. You can view the pictures on the camera's LCD display while choosing pictures to print. Because it uses PictBridge, the choice of digital cameras is greater.
      (3)Optional Infra-Red card, Bluetooth(R) units allow direct wireless printout from digital cameras, camera phones, and PDAs. Choose size and settings on the printer, and transmit data to it. With Bluetooth(R), you can transmit from 10m away. Take a picture away from the printer, start printing, and it will already have started when you get to it.
      ...
      4. Connect to TV with video cable, allowing you to preview photos to print or change settings onscreen. Can show memory card contents without a PC, and do a slideshow of photos.
      ...
      7. USB interface for external perhipherals to connect, for example, MO or CD-R drives. You can print the contents of MO and CD-R drives, as well as move photos from memory card to MO, CD-R drives. Safe backup of your media.

      This actually sound like a cool printer, I don't think it's particularly feminine, but shows great industrial design. It's too bad Slashdotters are dissing it, it reminds me of the initial reception of the iPod...

  18. And one for men? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about one designed for men? The Epson I have seems to have been designed to be used by a robot.

    I mean a real man's printer would weigh about 100 pounds, have a titanium shell, be able to hold 1,000 sheets of paper at a time. The cables that come with it would be an inch thick with massive connectors on each end that make satisfying "clunk" sounds when plugged in and lock into place. Every component would be made of steel: form feed would be achieved by pulling some burnished lever requiring manly strength that would mechanically push the paper through. And paper jams? There'd be no paper jams, if the paper wasn't in the right place the printer would crush it into oblivion.

    Oh and the GIMP-Print people would already have a driver for it ready to go when I bring it home.

    John.

    1. Re:And one for men? by Imperator · · Score: 2, Funny
      And paper jams? There'd be no paper jams, if the paper wasn't in the right place the printer would crush it into oblivion.

      I've got a better solution for paper jams: a fireproof printer. When it detects that paper is stuck, it will send a jet of flame to consume the wayward sheet.

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    2. Re:And one for men? by diggitzz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe that's a printer for beefy American manly-men, but...

      The men who need it to be less of a battlebot and more of a device would have it weigh next to nothing but be incredibly resistant to scratches, dents, or otherwise falling apart. In fact, the "correct" way to fix simple problems would actually be to bang/kick it a few times.

      It would have a compass, a barometer, a thermometer, an altimeter, and a scientific calculator, and it would glow different colors for different print status stuff (or at least just have lots of blinky lights).

      It would be voice activated, and possibly IR activated too, there would be like 50 buttons to push, some of them just for the sake of having buttons to push.

      It would have to be a combo-printer, with a phone, fax, scanner, copier, and hi-res camera, maybe it would sync with your Palm device, it would email/call/page/IM you when it's out of paper/ink/toner/fuel cells (or maybe it could just order the stuff itelf).

      There would be a built-in multimeter and toolkit that hide in some little compartment.

      It would be natively 64bit, have at least a 120GB hard drive, a huge print buffer, several types of card readers, I/O to ethernet (and an 802.11g card, of course), bluetooth, IR, video (sv, dvi, vga, and composite), quadraphonic audio, a few USB ports, firewire, and maybe a serial port for connecting extra "sensors".

      And to save cost, it wouldn't come with a manual (men don't read instructions) or warranty (you're going to void that by taking it apart anyway), but don't worry there would intentionally be lots of "extra pieces" for when you put it back together.

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  19. Me no speaky the japanee by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What exactly is "easier for women to use"?

    You put paper in one end, and it comes out the other end with words and pictures on it. Maybe japanese women are exceptionally stupid, I dont know. Does it come preloaded with paper and ink, and you throw it out rather than having to figure out how to put paper in?

    Besides crafting it in pink plastic, or some other aesthetic nonsense, whats different?

    The "designed for women!" thing is a great marketting gimmick. I mean, how many households buy two packs of razors, one for him, one for her. The only difference being that hers are pink.

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  20. Excellent..... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now to make a car that women can drive, and we are all set...

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  21. It won't stop us sysadmins... by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 4, Funny

    installing it on a high shelf.

  22. Designed by Mothers? by ferralis · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'd go for this if the equipment were designed by mothers, not just women in general. The reason is simple: I have kids, and kids get into things, even the computer room you've worked very hard to be sure they stay OUT of. Perhapse I should say especially the room you've worked very hard to be sure they stay out of.

    I would shell out some serious bucks for a printer that had a super-easy-to-clean paper path, that was liquid resistant (ever try to get orange juice or peanut butter out of a laser printer?!!) with liquid resistant ink.

    Hrm... also maybe retractable cords, bluetooth to the computer, anything else that can keep kids from getting tangled in the wire jungle at the back of a PC.

    ...and I'm just a 30ish male geek. Imagine what a few moms could come up with! :)

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    1. Re:Designed by Mothers? by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'd say 'designed by parents', instead, since I'm in the same boat.

      For example, I need to mod my computers to put a locking plexiglass cover in front of it -- to keep the little one away from the power, reset, and CD buttons.

      The printer has ONE button, and when my 1-year-old discovered it, we had a pile of blank pages and "Printer Information" sheets on the floor.

      I keep a spray-bottle of water and paper towels next to the monitor, since it will be covered with fingerprints every time I use the machine.

      I would like an optical mouse that really isn't, so my kids can just pick it up and play with the lights, while I use the real one.

      On Windows 98, I wrote a screen-saver program that put in a giant font on the screen whatever keys are hit. There was a message on the bottom saying "please type 'unlock' to unlock this computer". My (currently 4-year-old) daughter used to sit down with it, and say "look dad, I'm typing like you." I now keep it on her little computer so her little sister won't mess it up too badly. Unfortunately, I can't get WinXP to trap several key sequences, so it doesn't work there.

      There is a market for that type of thing, and it isn't being tapped.

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  23. This is where little printers come from. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now that printers are reproducing sexually, I'll get a couple of female printers to go with my stallions, and start breeding them.

    I ought to have a whole herd o' them thangs purty soon!

  24. Gonna be a tech support nightmare.. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 4, Funny

    We know women don't make good drivers.

  25. When are people going to learn... by LordK2002 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When are people going to learn that solving problems with attidudes towards women (for example in computer shops, car mechanics etc) are not going to be improved by having special "female" versions of things?

    You don't make equal by making different. This sort of thing does not benefit women any more than apartheid benefits ethnic minorities.

    Now here's a suggestion: why not make it easy for everyone to use? Or is that just too logical?

    K

    1. Re:When are people going to learn... by Scudsucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "problems with attidudes towards women", eh? What about advertizers attitudes towards men? These days you'd have a hard time finding any misogyny in ads, but there's plenty of misandry to go around.

    2. Re:When are people going to learn... by tvh2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or perhaps the problem lies with the fact that women want everything equal as long as they still have the upper hand.

  26. You should see the one for men. by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Funny



    It comes in Ferrari red with black rubber grips, and a black leather "sports" dust cover. The feed trays are made of diamond pattern steel plate.

    It has curves like a lotus, and when it prints, a speaker simulates the sound of someone revving a Harley Davidson. Spoiler, drilled aluminum function keys, and a portable base with 110-spoke alloy rimmed casters are available as a special option package.

    The top of the printer also has special recesses for holding a beer and a remote control.

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  27. look at it this way by Fratz · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There are cars that are made for and marketed toward women. There's shampoo for women. There's hair dye for women. There are even paper towels that are aimed at women.

    All these things are also separately marketed toward men. Sure, the boxes are different, and the ads are different, but they're basically the same product. At some point a long time ago, someone figured out that gender-neutral products didn't do as well as ones that skewed toward male or female, and everyone else followed suit.

    So please only find the "printer for women" insulting if you find the notion of women's shampoo, socks, towels, cars, hair dye, and paper towels insulting.

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  28. Is a printer the best item to start with? by ColourlessGreenIdeas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Printers aren't very personal objects. If I had gender issues with any of my electronics, I'd be more concerned about my phone, mp3 player, keyboard, mouse, monitor and computer in that order.

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  29. If women were like computers instead of printers by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two years later:

    Well honey, it's been fun, but I just saw a smaller, younger, faster, sexier model I just have to have. Don't worry though, I know a guy who's really desperate and I told him I would let him have you.

    No, the female printer analogy is much more accurate. Cheap to begin with and always going for the Lock-in.

  30. This is ghey... by devphaeton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not only being marketed at women, it was completely designed by 'Team8' - an all-female project team created within Epson specifically for making a printer 'easy for women to use.'

    What makes it "easy for women to use" as opposed to any other printer?

    I swear.... with all the "women's rights" stuff, and women bantering on about how they want to be treated as equals, then why do we have "Lifetime, t.v. for women(tm)", or "Special K, A Cereal Designed For Women's Nutritional Needs", you know, "Strong enough for a man, made for a woman"

    And finally the one that made me literally fall out of my chair when i heard it:

    "Rogaine for women. Because women should not have to suffer from a man's problem."

    Don't get me wrong, i mean... i dig chicks, but I guess i just don't understand why women have to simultaneously prove that they're both equal and special. They're like that with a lot of other things too. I cannot rationalize that, but they refuse to see anything wrong with a lot of their logic.

    But what do i know? I'm just an insensitive male clod!!

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    1. Re:This is ghey... by donscarletti · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Although I largly agree with your point, I think your examples are fairly facile. For a start these are products, marketed towards women wholly to make money rather than to solve social injustices and the like. For a start, special-K (the cereal type) tastes great despite the fact that it is not engineered for my male nutiritional needs (although it is not like my standard breakfast of froot loops is either). T.v. for "women" is a type of broadcasting that networks do because it is cheap and its pulpy sap is soaked up by the 80% of female kind who cannot destinguish bad television, this is much like the 80% of males that thought "the fast and the furious" was a good movie. I see no problem with the Rogain ad either. Pattern baldness in women is like breast cancer in men, rare, but when one has it, it is awkward.

      I agree with you, post feminist gender roles are nothing but an il-defined, inconsistant, paradoxical mess. But one cannot progress from the old ideal of giving women protection but no power to the new ideal of giving them power but no protection without an intermediate step of pure chaos where they seem to be granted whatever the hell they want. But these are just consumer products and what do you care if some corperate executypes want to cash in on the fact that women buy stuff?

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  31. fap fap fap by legomad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Printer pr0n.

  32. Only women would... by kc0dxh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...design a printer with a single 6 color cartridge. It's bad enough my printer has 3 colors in one cartridge. Nothing like sucking money from the weak of mind.

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  33. Reminds me of the "Designed by women" Volvo by HitScan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sooo... is the hood welded shut? ;)

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  34. haha by doobman · · Score: 4, Funny

    female printer? i'd never buy one of those. I have a hard enough time keeping my blasted slave drives.

  35. One Week a Month by Necromancyr · · Score: 4, Funny

    One week a month the thing prints out only in red. Total mess.

  36. woMAN by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...are we going to get the MAN'S printer??? Sexist bastards!

    OK, way too much time spent on unix today. My immediate thought was "There is no manual entry for 'printer'".

    However it does lead on to another thought - how to finally move Linux on to the average home desktop. Clearly it too needs to be more female-friendly. And I know just the way to do it...

    To go with the man command, there needs to be a woman command. It should pull the man entry, then pull google's "I'm feeling lucky" entries to replace every word in it. The end result is something that doesn't really tell you anything useful, takes way longer to get to the point than man would do, but gives the user a reassuring feeling that they've really shared with the command.

    Given all the creative types on slashdot, I'm sure we could have a script working within the afternoon, in all the main distributions by the end of the week and Microsoft finally bannished within the month.

  37. Try buying a serial cable... by jamonterrell · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are clearly labeled whether they are Female or Male on each end. Does it get more gender specific than that?

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  38. I think I understand by Nanite · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think I have to mention how mental the Japanese are over cameras. Well, most (female) Japanese also like the photobooths that give you little stickers with your photo on them. I think this printer is designed for the average japanese schoolgirl who wants to take pictures with her friends and then print them out immediately, hence the handle to carry it with you. It doesn't even look like it prints on regular 8.5x11 paper, just 35mm print size photo paper. Add in the fact that it can print from a camera phone and you've got a device that would be a hit with ganguro girls everywhere.

    BTW, check out the pic of the girls of team 8, HOT! :)

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  39. That's not the best topology! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's been shown that women in close confinement for long periods of time synchronize their cycles. It's best to partition your cluster into several seperate sub-clusters to better ensure fulltime availability.


    So I've been told...

    Q: "What's the penalty for bigamy?"
    A: "Having two wives."

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  40. -1 sexist by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    and with such a stunning deluge of churlish "humour" about women it has suddenly become apparent to me why computer programmers can never get dates!

    1. Re:-1 sexist by Ironica · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not with women that don't have a sense of humor about themselves or anything else....

      "A sense of humor" and "offended by ridiculous stereotypes" are not mutually exclusive.

      However, "male chauvinist" and "getting the point" seem to be, in your case...

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    2. Re:-1 sexist by Macgrrl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So... you guys can spout off about how 'all' women move furniture on a whim, don't understand technology, waste money on shoes and clothes, and don't 'get it' about guys and gadget (and can't follow basic instructions), but if we complain about it we have no sense of humour... Of women have a sense of humour - most of us end up dating/married to men. cheers

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  41. You know what ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can remember target marketing directly at women as far back as the 70s. Lionel released it's "Lady Lionel" which had simpiler instructions, all pink and blue cars, and is now a very valuable collectors item. However, at the time, the Lady Lionel compeletely flopped and it did more harm them good to the Lionel train company.

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  42. Oh the jokes by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

    Printer for woman features

    • No error display: If you don't know what is wrong it certainly is not going to tell you.
    • When you insert a small usb plug in the usb hole it will show a gentle message informing you that size doesn't matter. Then runoff with the parallel cable.
    • A constant reminder to upgrade your lease to a purchase.

    Known problems:

    • Once a month the inkt is known to leak.
    • It will complain that you never ask it to print anything intresting anymore.
    • It will demand the finest in inks then only consume a tiny portion of it claiming it is on a diet.
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  43. That, ADMIRAL to you, punk! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "The first people to get involved in computers were men."

    WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about, you young whelp?!!!!

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    1. Re:That, ADMIRAL to you, punk! by ipxodi · · Score: 4, Informative
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  44. It's bad enough.... by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...That we now have mice with no balls. Printers are tempermental enough, damn it! ;)

  45. But if you do... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny
    I dunno if you should have so many mod points for that one... it was just too damn easy... Its like trying to hit the ground with a dart... you'll never miss.

    But if you do aim at the ground and miss, you just learned how to fly. Or, I guess the dart did. Whatever.

    1. Re:But if you do... by p4ul13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The trick there is to get distracted at just the right moment.

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  46. I prefer to think.. by nathan+s · · Score: 3, Funny

    that all people lack technical proficiency. This allows me to be pleasantly surprised, rather than disappointed, when I find out that the support technician on the other end actually knows how to turn his/her _own_ computer on, and that no, it really isn't a drink holder.:-P

  47. very nicely said by abhisarda · · Score: 2, Funny

    This gender specific stuff is idiotic. Printers for women only? What are they going to do?
    Print on politically correct 6 by 8 inches paper?
    Each printout will have a pink boundary?
    It will be tuned to your biological clock and avoid printing in red for a few days?
    Photos containing photos of violence, guns etc will be left out like that currency thing?
    This printer can fit in your handbag you purchased for 1200 from prada?
    If you're ugly, will it make you look good?
    Epson's next going to come out with wood color printers that look like ammo boxes for the guys?
    I mean wtf is this?

  48. Re: Women and PC knowledge by beeplet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure this does happen, but I don't think it's a reflection of women having inherently less technical ability than men. I would see it more that women are less likely to feel embarrassed about asking questions, whereas a man might research his purchase beforehand just to avoid looking clueless in the store.

  49. First actual case of bug being found. by milsim · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article doesn't mention that Hopper was the first person to find a 'bug' - http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/tek1/first_computer _bug.htm Also we ought to mention Ada Lovelace - Enchantress of Numbers, Founder of Scientific Computing, whoe helped Babbage with the Analytical Machine.

  50. Some features seem kind of useful by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some of the features everyone seems off about strike me as kind of useful.

    To start with, the handle. I could actually see a lot of use for this myself - I am not printing often, and it would be nice to make the printer easier to tuck out of the way. Also, I have a laptop and it would be nice to sit out on the porch with a printer at times. The actual device looks about twice as big as I would like for such use though (if that's an 8x11 sheet of paper in the press photo).

    The second thing I kind of like is the video. It's nice to have a last minute visual confirmation of exactly what the printer is about to do. I didn't read the whole thing but it would be even better if it auto-detected paper sizes loaded to provide a helpful warning it was going to crop.

    The single ink cartridge is still a bad idea though, even though it's simpler... I don't know. I think more people would have a problem with the cost than figuring out which ink cart needs to go I know, you could hit a button and it would print out a slip telling you exactly what ink carts to buy so you could take it to a store and hand it to a clerk. That would be useful anyway, as even with one cart it can be tricky knowing which thing to buy when you get to the store. I always forgot which exact model of Epson Stylus Photo I had (was it the 700 or 750?) which was kin dof annoying, and I was trying to be careful.

    I do agree though that the idea of a "Womens Printer" is pretty stupid, just make a printer that's easier for everyone to use and you will have a lot of happy customers.

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  51. misleading article title... by phyruxus · · Score: 5, Funny
    rrr... with all the recent hoop-la about 3d printers and advanced robotics, I misinterpreted the title... "Epson's Female Printer"... not as a printer *for* females, but *of* females.

    Oh well, back to cryo-sleep until it all comes together. ;)

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  52. In the mood... by fragbait · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I'm in the mood to print something, its print mechanism aches.

    When it is in the mood, it takes forever to get warmed up. When it doesn't successfully print something, it's my fault no matter how long I spend trying to get it to print. Occasionally, it tries to fake printing.

    Watch out for a paper jam! That takes months to work its way out....

    -fragbait

  53. Why does a printer need a handle? by finelinebob · · Score: 2, Funny

    To take it to Best Buy, you insensitive clod! Didn't you read the parent post?!

  54. mobile phone link is key... by gpvillamil · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, this printer makes a great deal of sense in a Japanese context. Its mission in life is to connect to mobile phones, which are overwhelmingly used by and marketed to young women in Japan. (Girl's mobile phone culture is very strange and heavily developed - google "gyarumoji").

    Collecting photos of each other is a major social pastime for young Japanese women, there are a number of businesses specialized in this such as the print clubs. Increasingly, print shops are offering printouts from mobile phones. The Epson product seems designed as something that can be taken along on an outing to make prints immediately.

    A lot of Japanese electronics for home use are designed to be stored when not in use - so portability, compactness, etc. are important. The concept of a dedicated home office or computer desk is relatively rare.

    What Epson has done is design a product very specifically focused on the lifestyle of young keitai girls. These girls are usually *very* tech savvy. So the product is not necessarily "dumbed down", but with a feature set adapted to their needs.

  55. I don't find this surprising at all by Polyhazard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This thing is about marketing, period.

    We have all grown up in a society where products are gender-coded from a very young age.

    Just think about children's toys with a "boy" model and the "girl" model are exactly the same, except one is pink and the other is red or blue.

    Or Gameboy vs Gamegirl.

    Seems to me that this a is just a variation on that.

  56. Like Furniture by wthynot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does a printer need a carrying handle? How often do you move a printer?

    Believe me, make it easy to move, and women will move it. Functionality? Bah! There will come a day--and only females know which day that will be--when it has simply been in the same spot too long and must be moved immediately. Look at furniture, for instance. I don't know what great, catastrophic, disaster we are being saved from, but for some reason when a woman has the revelation that "the day" has come, it's an emergency. And it is. Because if you don't help her realize the destiny of every piece of furniture in the house--and I don't care if she wants you to move the dining table so the kids have to crawl under it to get to their seats--she's going to have a splitting headache that will last until you do.

  57. How could this have even happened? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny
  58. Female Apple? by slashdot4ever · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aparently Apple is releasing a new imac, specifically desinged for the ladies. Dont worry guys, there is one for us aswell. Here is the article

  59. WTF? by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is it that when people hear "designed for/by women" they think "I will be a pussy if I use it", and immediately belittle and deride the object in question? Maybe the fairer sex can shed some new light on printers and cars, amongst other things. Women tend to look at things from a different angle. They are more practical than most men. I am a practical person, as I am sure most geeks are. I would rather have a good printer designed by/for a woman than a P.O.S.

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  60. YOU completely miss the point! by instarx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You want just the specs, nothing else and certainly no marketing aimed specifically at a you. That's pretty funny and self-centered because products sold that way ARE using marketing aimed at a technical sub-group. Those bullet-pointed spec sheets are written specifically for your market segment and what is more, they clearly work because you prefer them.

  61. Cybermen by goatan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else think it looks like a Cyberman from Dr Who.

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  62. Female Printer? by Tellalian · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real question: How many females-per-minute can this thing print out?

  63. ARGH! by beckysue74 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off, I am a woman, and I don't really see any use for this printer as opposed to any other printer with the same features. It's definitely not much sleeker and doesn't seem to be easier to use from the description. I personally don't see a need for a "woman's" printer in the first place because most of the women I know - friends and coworkers - are techie enough to use a regular printer anyway. If some women want to buy it because it appeals to them, they're entitled.

    Second, I'm no Femi-Nazi but the woman-bashing on this story is ridiculous. Sure, /. may be dominated by male geeks, but there are few of us "geeky girls" out here reading the boards. A few of y'alls jokes made me chuckle, I'll admit, but the hostility of a few of you nerds makes me think you're a bunch of lonely, lonely boys. With such an attitude towards the opposite sex, I don't wonder why.