Microsoft Announces Vanguard MMORPG
Thanks to GameSpot for its news story covering the announcement of Microsoft's new massively multiplayer PC game, Vanguard: Saga of Heroes, in development by "renowned designer and cocreator of EverQuest Brad McQuaid" and his company Sigil. The official Vanguard site is now publicly viewable, stating Vanguard's aim to "become the premier third generation massively multiplayer RPG", and an interview with Brad McQuaid over at GameSpot goes into more detail, noting the game's style is "generally what someone would label as high fantasy", although not discussing whether Vanguard's development is one of the reasons for Microsoft's cancelling of their internally-developed MMO Mythica.
Thanks to GaySpot for its news story covering the announcement of Microsoft's new massively multiplayer PC game, Assguard: Faga of Heroes, in development by "renowned designer and cocreator of EverQuest Brad McQuaid" and his company Sigil. The official Assguard site is now publicly viewable, stating Assguard's aim to "become the premier third generation massively multiplayer RPGNAA", and an interview with Brad McQuaid over at GaySpot goes into more detail, noting the game's style is "generally what someone would label as nigger fantasy", although not discussing whether Assguard's development is one of the reasons for Microsoft's cancelling of their internally-developed MMO Pissica.
I am eagerly waiting for the Linux version!
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Man, the market was just begging for another fantasy mmorpg! *sarcasm*
Check out the teaser pages. There's a sequence of numbers presented throughout the 15 or so pages. Any meaning to them?
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Bah, another gigantic MMORPG to force addicts into upgrading all their PC components. Personally, I'm addicted to Ragnarok Online. Pretty graphics that will run easily on a medium grade computer. Plus the characters are more cutesy :D
I'm just waiting for the coming of the supposed "second generation" of MMORPG's. Arguably, it hasn't arrived, even though there are some promising ones on the horizon.
What'll the newbie fodder be? Giant rats, giant bats or giant beetles?
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M$ talks about innovation but all they ever do is re-implement other people's ideas. This MMORPG is going to be another shitty clone of Everquest.
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I'm surprised and impressed to see all kinds of interaction between Brad McQuaid, the Microsoft Lead Business Manager Jon Grande, and the community on the message boards. They are answering questions in a very straightforward manner.
I'm not highly involved in any other MMOs but I believe this is an unprecedented level of interaction between the higher-ups, coders, and people who will eventually play the game. The complaint I always hear about these games is that the company isn't listening or isn't responding. Very nice to see something different.
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"Can be" meaning "it's fun for the first 5 times you unlock and use a new attack."
When oh when will we see some NEW ideas for MMO-type combat? Planetside did a fairly good job at trying something new, but the types/size of battles just don't fit correctly.
They claim to want to cater to the hardcore gamers... the first line of their faq reads "what is a faq?" ...
Is MS going to charge for the game and to play the game? Most MMORPG look interesting to me and I would like to try some, but I don't like the idea of paying for the game in the store then paying more to play. If the game is a pay-to-play one, then I should be able to download it online for free.
Windows is as solid as quicksand.
It will be tedious, anal and completely asinine. Just like Everquest was until McQuaid left and they started to actually put some FUN into the game.
Oh yeah McQuaid, Vanguard will be fun for that core gaming community that you originally built Everquest for. The ones who spent months getting level 12 and then losing it to a cyclops in east karanas while taking a quick piss.
All 18 of them.
Good luck with that.
...since they're so addicive and time consuming is obviously outsourcing to India.
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I mean really, folks, it's just a game. It's not the Mona Lisa. Nobody's played it yet, you _may_ not want to oversell it.
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Horizontal scrolling? Just like Microsofts products their game websites are even bloated. I thought horizontal scrolling went out in the early 90's.
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RTFA dip shit.
When I saw the name Vanguard, it sounded really famaliar. When I googled for it, I realized that it was my all-time favorite arcade scroller. No wonder I was excited at first.
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Isn't it amazing how many Slashdotters can see the future and/or are on the development team? Good thing we have them to tell us that it'll suck, otherwise we might waste some time following its development.
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