UK Government to Tax Linux?
An anonymous reader writes "The UK government is looking at introducing a tax aimed at software published under GNU GPL. It claims that because programmers do it for free, it is losing out on income tax and that commercial software companies (read Microsoft) are at a disadvantage. Some pressure group has already put up a website with more details and news site Techworld have got a quote from a Treasury spokesman saying that they're only considering it."
Worst April Fool's article ever
What is 100% of "free"?
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
At least with the Microsoft tax, I get a neat holographic coaster.
"Derp de derp."
a 100% sales tax on $0 = $0. sheesh.
Real news on April 1st! Thank you! And please dear LORD no Open Source Tax!
What next? Sexual Enjoyment Tax??
I'd dearly love to see Forbes get suckered by this one. They've been such dorks about anything to do with Linux, it would be par for the course. It looks like they bought the Google mail story hook, line and sinker.
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The 8% sales tax comes to $55.92 per Linux installation.
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If you like shiny plastic and psychedelic colors, I would say that your money might have been better spent on hallucinogenic drugs.
True story.
In my country (Poland) a few years ago they decided that they should put VAT (value added tax) on free software. They found some law that enables tax officials to reassess value of goods if they seem underpriced. They assumed value of a Linux distro to be a price (not value of course) of Windows Server and for Open Office of MS Office Pro.
Fortunately all media ridiculed this idea and they backed off.
"OK, I'm bored of the April fools jokes... 5 in one day is excessive."
Every single April 1st, there's always some git who gets modded up for saying the exact same thing. Slashdot's been running 365/24/7, you can can take a day off for silliness.
"Derp de derp."
of the April fools jokes... 5 in one day is excessive.
you think that is excessive - maybe you should try working instead of trolling on slashdot. now that, is excessive, my friend.
We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
The Brits Would Tax Your TV If They Could...oh wait...
Obligatory Monty Python sketch:
... thingy."
Third Official: "Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one."
Politician: "What do you mean?"
Third Official: "Well, er, smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed but not
Politician: "Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?"
First Official: "Poo poo's?"
Third Official: "No."
First Official: "Thank God for that. Excuse me for a moment." (leaves)
Third Official: "No, no, no - thingy."
Second Official: "Number ones?"
Third Official: "No, thingy."
Politician: "Thingy!"
Second Official: "Ah, thingy. Well it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job."
Hier staat een stukje tekst.
Another April Fools article. We all know that Linux is not real. You can't tax something that does not exist. Grow up people.
This is a little offtopic like many of the posts today. What better day to release a bomb on the tech community. If I were in charge of PR for a government agency or large company, I'd use April 1st to announce bad news. No one would believe it. Not that I think the UK is going to tax linux, but I wonder if anyone is sneaking in potentially bad news today in the hopes that it will be ignored as a joke.
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Microsoft "gives away" IE. Sounds like a taxable item to me. And they give away plenty of other pieces of software for various reasons. Salesforces everywhere are known for claiming that someone is getting thousands of dollars of freebees, if they only purchase this minute. Gads, I think proprietary software companies "give away" more software than open source groups.
The UK has decided to Tax performances of Shakespeare in the park. "Giving away performances of Hamlet lowers the box office revenues of England's finest theaters", Tony Blair was heard to say. "It's got to stop, this giving things away. It's anti-Ameri... uh, it's not becoming of the nation."
Elsewhere, the Queen Mum was heard to exclaim, "Taxation, taxation, taxation! My forefathers believed in it, and look what happened to them!"
Here's an English edition of the story: Poland: It's official! Tax for Free Software [2000-11-20].
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