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George Lucas DVD Audio Commentary Leaked
Lucasfan04 writes "Apparently
a few clips leaked out from the upcoming Star Wars Trilogy DVD. They're from George Lucas' audio commentary, and you can hear him talking about the films. Five 3-minute or so clips are featured."
"I'm sorry about Attack of the Clones. I'm so sorry. Oh, what was I thinking? Sorry."
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What? Has Slashdot really published a story on April 1 that was NOT an April Fool's joke?
That is the problem with slashdot on april 1st it is like the boy who cried wolf.
But this seems more subtile then the rest
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Mel Brooks on Blazing Saddles
(?) Animal House (regarding the addition to the cast of Donald Sutherland)
(?) Il Postino (regarding the poestry of Pablo Neruda and the sacrifice of Massimo Troisi)
I'm not sure I'll care anymore for Lucas' comments than those of Star Wars "Fans" whinging about how bad the other episodes are (1. Saw it 2. Complained about how awful it was 3. Bought the DVD anyway), but good to know it's there, should I have nothing better to watch.
In other news, Simpsons voice actors on strike, wanting $360K per episode, rather than $120K presently. I say to Fox, just give em the D'oh!
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Lucas: Here's where we had Obi Wan's cloak held up by fishing line when Darth made the final blow an.. oh shit, I got pizza sauce on my shirt.
Lucas: Yeah, the landspeeders were actually mounted on a long arm revolv.. ah.. crap spilled my Pepsi Super Big Gulp..
Lucas: This is where Darth tells Princess Le.. shoot.. can't read that spot in the original script. I have a coffee stain there.
Trolling is a art,
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:-) ;-)
great april fools joke, especially when you're no US citizen...
very nice work
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The worst one has to be clip of him rolling around naked in a big pile of money and laughing. I mean my god, I will never touch money with my bare hands again.
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
10. Chewie really had the farts on this day... ..and the film series will have its big climax scene at a volcano! It's my original idea, I tell you! ..... rosebud....
9. Come on now, admit it, none of my films reeks as much as "Star Trek 5".
8. If you look real close in this sky car scene in "Phantom Menace", you will see Bruce Willis, and his girlfriend who wears only duct tape.
7. Here's a little secret: that 5th movie I made was supposed to be "The Clown Wars". Damn secretary didn't type it in right. I was so looking foward to Bozo vs Pennywise!
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5. "Phantom Edit", my ass
4. This battle with giant elephant-like things. No one has ever written or thought about it before. Just watch!
3. The hot grits scene with Natalie Portman will be on the director's cut
2. Guys, doncha think that there weren't enough Jar Jar scenes?
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Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
For those who are thinking about getting these clips, don't!!! It's all a ploy -- the media's way of testing their Omniscience Protocol. Once you play it, something in the background will find your list of mp3's and BAM, you and your machine are toast.
Besides, I've checked it for the evil bit and sure enough, it's got Palpatine written all over it. If that doesn't stop you, maybe this will: that thing's got a subliminal message within asking you to vote Jar-Jar into office this coming election. That and ask you to mail-order some skywalker ranch wine.
"that's not a moon..." thats uranus.
So many jokes today - I wonder if this is real:
On the main page of starwars.com under the movies section subtitle of "The Creeping Fear" has been entered for Episode III.
"Jar Jar? Ah, yes. We first met during auditions, and our eyes met and it was like sparks were flying, but only we could see them. I met up with him after the auditions were over and asked him out for coffee. We really hit it off, you know? There is just something about how his ears flow in the wind and his accent is so charming...I just can't help myself. We really haven't figured out sex, yet, but I haven't been happier than during these wonderful years so I don't mind. Jar Jar is the best."
Vote in November. You won't regret it.
I can't watch the video with my Linux, but the html source code shows that the video is located in a 'aprilsfools' directory on the web server...
(waves hand)
These aren't the comments you are looking for...
(/waves hand)
(1) The Han vs. Greedo scene in Episode IV: Han didn't shoot first...no hero would hide behind his blaster like that. The original scene will never be seen again as long as Lucas is alive.
(2) The Death Star trench attack in IV: Lucas goes off on some bizarre tangent about the symbolism in this scene, claiming that it actually represented an Oedipal desire by Luke to distance himself from his father by attacking the trench, which represents his mother's birth canal. The act of destroying the Death Star via the port in the trench was a figurative "abortion" of his father's evil plans. I swear I'm not making this up.
(3) The "I am your father" scene from Episode V: Mark Hamill's scream was too girly and had to be dubbed. The harness he had to wear while hanging from the bridge was very uncomfortable.
God Bless the blue and green dancing girls in the Jabba the Hut scene. What we need is for episode III to take place on the planet where THEY come from.
"Star Wars III: Blue Girls Are Easy"
Reqires Windows media Player 9? Its a Trap!!!
If you listen to the commentary for Pirates of the Carribean, you can -- arguably -- hear Depp taking a hit off a bong. You know it's him because shortly after he answers a question and he has that voice like he's holding in the hit.
Pretty funny, actually.
"that's not a moon..."
"That's no moon."
If you're gonna try a Star Wars quote -- No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
He mentions that besides the "Greedo Shoots first" fiasco, he is also planning on changing the "Indy Shoots the Swordsman" scene in Raiders in a similar fashion.
The guy must be stopped, he is killing film history!
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I swear I'm not karma whoring, but this'll help out for those unfortunate folks (like myself) whose browser won't play embedded windows media files.
Greedo veruses Han
The Trench
I am your father
Jabba's Dance Number
Redemption of Vader