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A Babe in Tuxland

Joe Barr writes "This is the kind of story that WagEd and MS would love to see in one of their astroturf campaigns. But this story is real grassroots, with a real Sysadmin writing it and a real granddaughter as the babe using Linux. A sweet tale, with tips on Linux for kids." Newsforge and Slashdot are both part of OSDN.

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  1. Whoops. by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tux babies, not Tux babes


    -Colin

    1. Re:Whoops. by JoeCommodore · · Score: 4, Informative

      The title is a play on words from "Babes in Toyland" - a Victor Herbert operetta from 1903. ...of course, the best version was the film with Laurel and Hardy.

      --
      "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
  2. Sick! by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, how many people here were expecting someone, you know, kinda hot?

    SHE'S FOUR YEARS OLD! HAVE YOU NO DECENCY ?!

    -roy

    1. Re:Sick! by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Goddamnit, I clicked on the link expecting photos of some sorority girl in a halter top and cutoffs, probably in the middle of an all-night coding session. Or, better yet, a group of them wearing pajamas and playing LAN games. Admit it, you've all had the same fantasy.

  3. Mission by Daemonik+CyCow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Man, I love this. This is the kind of thing I dream about at night, this is total evangelist fodder (can that be used in a good way?)

    1. Re:Mission by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, this is warm and cute and cuddly and completely precious. It's also complete and utter bullshit. Not that I'm saying it's not true - I certainly assume that it is true in regards to the facts of the situation. Howver, the conclusions it tries to draw are completely unrelated to the facts. It's a snow job.

      The basic interface between MS and Linux is essentially identical. It's point and click. There's only so much variation you can have. And yes, a child can learn to point and click on Linux just as well as they can Windows.

      But when people say Linux is difficult, they don't mean that it's difficult to figure out how to start a program, how to type text into a dodcument, or how to log on to the system. They mean that it's difficult to configure a printer, to setup the network, to install the driver for that new wireless card, etc.

      I've been using Linux for over ten years, and it has made tremendous strides. An average user can sit down and install Mandrake or SuSe or Red Hat without difficulty. They can fire up Open Office and type out a letter or open Mozilla and browse the web. They can do all of these things without difficulty - IF everything works right. The problem is that things don't always work right, and when they don't work right, getting them fixed is usually much more difficult on Linux than it is on Windows. That's what people mean when they say Linux is difficult to use, and four year old girls, no matter how cute and cuddly, do nothing to address that.

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      "The legitimate powers of government extend only to such acts as are injurious to others." Thomas Jefferson.

    2. Re:Mission by ckaminski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone who's done his fair share of windows admin work (10 years, 3000+ users and PC's), I can tell you that the same is VERY true of Windows. With the exception of device support, which is unparalleled in Windows, there are just as many times when the shit hits the fan, and there's no quick solution in Windows, as there is in Linux.

    3. Re:Mission by Oblio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that things don't always work right, and when they don't work right, getting them fixed is usually much more difficult on Linux than it is on Windows.

      I don't know... when I'm diagnosing a friends problem because "things don't work right" in windows, maybe a quarter to a half of the time I end up with "time to reinstall"... The WORST I have in linux is "you compiled your kernel wrong".

      I think I'd rather debug a freak linux problem than a freak windows problem any day.

      That said, my problems with linux come from when you want to do something relatively simple (printer sharing comes to mind) and it becomes exceedingly difficult because there is no clear, concise documented method to get it done. (Note that I found a document that WASN'T the standard HOWTO that walked me through this recently, so I'm not saying that this particular problem is intractable)

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  4. Why logout? by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Funny
    We were all surprised when on the second day K.D. asked her mom to log out so that she could have her login.
    Couldn't she have just used su?
    1. Re:Why logout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That poor girl, she's gonna be an outcast because she doesnt use windows. At school, she'll be disadvantaged. "Windows?" she will ask. "What is that?". All the other normal people will make fun of her.

      So, for your children sake, use Windows. Its the only socially acceptable platform available. If she was 16 and 200 pounds with glasses and terrible acne, sure, give her linux, or maybe even an apple (for the alternative lifestylers among us).

      Please, think of the Children. Use Windows.

    2. Re:Why logout? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Until the day comes when all the other kids get marked down for not turning in their papers on time, since their computers got knocked out by a virus.

      Then KD, due to her better grades and intellectual superiority, will become popular, right? Right?!?!

  5. I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by darthcamaro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Like everyone else I've got alot of old hardware that Windoze won't run on - but you can run Open Office, Mozilla on top of KDE/GNOME on a Pentium I and it'll work for kids quite well. No need to upgrade and shell out additional cash. And hey KDE Games are GREAT for kids..and they're free!!!

    1. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 4, Funny
      No need to upgrade and shell out additional cash. And hey KDE Games are GREAT for kids..and they're free!!!

      Bah if that's they way you think you can raise kids, they're going to be ridiculed at school and your family will be branded as being poor. Way to screw up your kids' social status for years to come. Look, if you want to be a cool parent, shell out $3000 for the top of the line Alienware system with Windows XP Pro running on it. You will be the COOLEST parent on the block. Material wealth is very important to the social status of children and is second only to how good looking their family is.

    2. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by pe1rxq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Material wealth is very important to the social status of children and is second only to how good looking their family is.

      Only if you teach them to think like that....

      Jeroen

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    3. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know what kind of P1 you have, but it's been my experience that modern linux distros (Mandrake, SuSE, RedHat) run like crap on anything less than a p2-333.

      --
      So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    4. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by Red+Alastor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'd not let a child use a Windows box. Not only for the kid's mental health but because Windows can be easilly messed up, and it's a pain in the ass to frequently reformat/reinstall, especially if you are not the one who made it crawl. With Linux and a separated login it's a lot safer.

      You are really the typical Windows user aren't you ? It doesn't matter if the product is crappy as long as it looks good and everyone seems to use it.

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    5. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by Mantorp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A number of the kids' games I've loaded on my XP machine won't run properly unless logged in as admin.

    6. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny
      I find BeOS runs much better on "modest" PCs.

      Yeah, OS's tend to run faster when you're not running any applications.

  6. Four year old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yea, that's great. And when she starts having trouble you can just tell her to RTFM!

    1. Re:Four year old... by archen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kid: how do I do xxx?
      Mom: RTFM
      Kid: dUd3, 1 4m go1n9 +o HaX0R J00r bOX0r !!
      Mom: how do you talk with numbers like that?

      Kid: sp34k n0+ +4Lk, J00r Gr4m0r $ux !

  7. The phrases... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny
    My four-year-old granddaughter, K.D.
    ... and ...
    K.D. had watched her mom, my wife...

    ... have got me slightly worried. Slightly.

    1. Re:The phrases... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Out of context quoting on your second snip... the full phrase was

      K.D. had watched her mom, my wife, and me using the various Linux-based computers in our home...

      Her mom is the writer's daughter. The writer's wife is a different person being listed along with the writer, since all three use the Linux-based computers in the home.

  8. Sure, if you can dumb it down into a kisok... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole idea behind this setup is taking the time to put the system-important screens outside of the 4-year-old's view, so therefore she could click around the screen and even get to the web without getting into much trouble.

    A Windows-expert parent could set up Windows to be the same way. The key thing to having a kid be able to use a computer without breaking it is having a smart admin as a parent.

    1. Re:Sure, if you can dumb it down into a kisok... by rusty0101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Might want to remember that the article is not about dumbing down the interface to make it "safe" for a child to use.

      It is about refuting the claim that Linux is "hard" to use.

      Can Linux be hard to use? Sure. At the same time if I turn off desktop icons and disable the TaskBar in Windows, you might find it hard to use Windows as well. That isn't the way Microsoft ships it, and the way Joe Barr configured his daughter's account is not the default view for Linux. In the default view for both Windows and Linux, you are working with a Point and Click interface. If you can learn one, you can probably learn the other, either as well, or instead.

      Then again I use four differen't OS's on a regular basis. You might have more trouble switching between two.

      -Rusty

      --
      You never know...
  9. Kids can do it... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "My four-year-old granddaughter, K.D., hasn't had any trouble figuring it out, and if she can do it, you can too."

    User Intelligence:
    Boss with MBA 4-year-old girl

    Seriously, though - kids learn at some incredible rates. They pick up language, new skills, etc. so much faster than adults. We often have to fight through a lifetime of doing something one way in order to do it a "better" or just plain newer way.

    BTW, the article is chock full of acronym hell if you're not pretty familiar with Linux (not so worried about the /. community).

    1. Re:Kids can do it... by pe1rxq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One of the key things is wanting to do a job instead of wanting to use a certain tool...

      I have seen kids using sparc xterminals with netscape 4.75 (It was a few years back) on a linux system with twm as window manager for days without a problem, it wasn't until the first parents got to use them that there were complaints about it not being windows....

      Jeroen

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    2. Re:Kids can do it... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      y daughter uses both linux and windows 2000. I catch her boting into linux on a regular basis to do her homework on OO.o or just plain websurfing or games like frozen bubble..

      I asked her what the difference is to her...

      she said, "nothing. they are both almost identical I like the KDE stuff better as it's prettier" when I told her that lots of people have trouble using linux her answer was, " that is stupid, there is almost nothing different..." my answer to her is "lots of times, adults are very stupid."

      remember that next time you deal with someone in Marketing whining that the color of her desktop is not what she wants or the new version of a app has a different icon or slightly different menu.

      lots of times, adults are very stupid.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  10. $699 by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    These Linux tots better start their paper-routes and set up their lemonade stands early: Darl's going to be on his way to take their candy money.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  11. linux is not hard by kwoff · · Score: 3, Funny
    Linux is not hard unless you convince yourself that it is.
    Somebody let Eric Raymond know that.
  12. Wow, I'm not impressed. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A pre-schooler using a computer, I can't fathom that! Come on, seriously, why is this such a big deal? When I was two I could use a Commodore Vic20. That included plugging in cartridges, using the tape drive, and loading programs... Just like Dad and without a login.

    Almost a year ago my (at the time) 4 year old cousin was visiting my parent's house while I was in town. She asked for the laptop and fired up IE. She was on her favorite website (I don't remember what it was, Blues Clues?) in seconds. She knew the URL, she knew exactly where she wanted to navigate to, and she didn't need my help... I was utterly confused by the flashing, moving, and colorful icons. I couldn't discern what was clickable and what wasn't. She knew and that's all that mattered.

    Now... If I sat her down in front of a Linux machine w/KDE installed and told her "this is the IE icon" (or however she understood it) you don't think she would be able to do the same thing?

    This article reeked of parental excitement. Their child was interested in using the computer!!!

    Kids know computers... I realize that they are saying that KDE is easy enough for a child to use... Anything in X was that easy. It's the rest of Linux that isn't so easy.

    She was shoving the system tools off, "out of sight out of mind"... It's not so easy for a regular user of a system to do that. You might actually have to deal w/something on the computer if you aren't 2 years old.

    Linux is getting there but it certainly isn't as easy as they seem to be making it out to be. I wish it were but it's not and while I believe in advocating its use to everyone that might benefit from it, I don't think insulting people by saying "My two year old can use it, so can you" is the best way to go.

  13. Old story, it's easy with a personal sysadmin by fantomas · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Software is easy for you, me or any four year old if you have a personal sysadmin to setup, configure, and support your usage. (grin) ...

    Seriously though the issue is - how easy is Linux/Windows/MacOS/any other software if you don't have a handy guru to help you configure and then support you when it goes wrong?

    The issue is not how easy a kid finds it when their dad is a software guru (though it's kinda cute, my Apple-crazy friend's 4 year old son is similar), but how Joe Public, who has no software engineer friends, finds setup and maintenance and patching.

  14. Too young? by SirNAOF · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As wonderful as it is to see a young child able to use Linux, is it really necessary for children use computers? They are wonderful tools, and there are many games for young children that help them learn, but really, couldn't the parents teach the children just as well?

    The real problem is when parents let their children sit in front of a TV or computer all day. There's a lot more to life than just staring at screens.

    --
    Jeremy Baumgartner
    1. Re:Too young? by John_Sauter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think it is important for children to use computers, and not just the games.

      Computers barely existed when I was young, but, remembering that the most important skill I learned in High School was typing, I introduced my children to my Apple II when they were in elementary school. At first we would type their assignments together on the computer; later they did the typing themselves. Their comfort level with computers allowed them to find jobs in the computer industry, and with luck they will be able to support me in my old age.
      John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)

    2. Re:Too young? by uptownguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...parents just don't have time to sit around and cook. In our current economic climate, both parents working is the norm...

      Forgive me for being pedantic and going off for a minute on your otherwise insightful post... BUT...

      It isn't that our current economic climate leads both parents to work. It is rather that the current social climate leads both parents to feel as though they need to make enough to have a certain amount of stuff (Keeping up with the Jonses) which from a standpoint of either survival or happiness contributes nothing. One parent working would lead to the family "struggling" -- but "struggling" doesn't mean having to walk for five miles to get jars of clean water. It doesn't mean sending the children to bed hungry twice a week to make ends meet. It means cutting their hair yourself. Or not being able to pay the dues for the soccer club. The time to cook is there. It has always been there. And we live in one of the richest nations in the history of the world. Even being "lower middle class" in the US means having enough stuff. It's all about choices.

      Again -- I'm not saying that parents who don't make these choices are bad. I'm trying to point out that it is certainly possible to have that time back but it isn't the economy that leads people away from having one parent raise the child. It is the society at large.

      --


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  15. What about seniors? by BillFarber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd be more impressed by a 90-year old figuring out how to use Linux.

  16. Debian JR by robstah · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Debian Jr. project has been around for quite a long time. Its aims are to package and maintain a collection of relevant applications for the younger generation within the Debian framework.

    This is very much an active project which is working with some of the other organisations. I myself have experimented with some of the stuff it includes with my niece. As mentioned in the article tuxpaint seems to be very popular for the pre-school age group.

    The growth of these "Custom Debian Distributions" (the contents of which can usually be used on a traditional Debian install) should help bring free software into lots more situations.

    --
    Rob 'robster' Bradford
    Debian Planet Guy
    We are the apt. You will be packaged. Resistance is futile.
  17. Yes, but... by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has she compiled the kernel yet?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by essreenim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Girl_A: Hi, wanna play barbie, K.D.
      K.D.: l0g0ff

  18. It's sort of funny.... by budhaboy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    reading other's comments that dis the author for merely dumbing KDE down to a kiosk... I presume those folks don't have kids. My son LONGS for the day he can 'use' a computer. He struggles with lack of freedom he sees in having to ask for help in using the computer (when his parents do not).

    It's important to allow toddlers the illusion of freedom, it helps reenforce the idea that curiosity can lead to great things.

  19. So... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Funny

    My users are dumber than 4 year olds?

    Wait.. that's insulting to 4 year olds... sorry, let me correct it:

    My users are dumb.

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  20. Perl, SDL, OpenGL, Festival, kids... by Speare · · Score: 3, Informative
    In the evenings where I'm not busy, I've been writing my own Linux application for edutainment purposes. I call it Toy::World. My daughter is now four years old, and just the other day I created a new account on one home Linux machine for her to use.
    • Perl
      A kid's application should be like clay, changing it on a whim to try new things quickly.
    • SDL
      This Perl module provides scripted access to the SDL (Simple Direct-media Layer) libraries. Hopefully, this whole thing will be mostly portable to Windows.
    • OpenGL
      When the graphics are simple, and hardware assisted, a scripting language like Perl starts making more sense. The actual application logic doesn't need a lot of horsepower.
    • Festival
      I pipe many text messages off to Festival, since young kids aren't going to be able to read a prompt like "How many apples do you see?" I wish the TTS community had better packaging for alternative voices like MBROLA's extensions... I've yet to get anything but three pure Festival voices working.
    • OpenDE
      I want to develop Perl bindings to the Open Dynamics Engine, letting the on-screen toys "fall" and "bounce" and interact realistically. It looks very promising, but I'll save that work for later.
    • Toy::World
      My library consists of about 3000 lines so far, not counting the docs and auxilliary helper routines. I'm working to make extensions as simple and flexible as possible, so the curriculum can grow quickly and spontaneously.

    Toy::World will be able to handle basic lessons and drills at first, such as counting and adding, letter and shape identification. I want to start building on those ideas into the usual early-childhood skills of understanding money, subtraction, words, matching, memory skills, and animal identification.

    I've yet to work out the basic reward system, but I'm thinking of a sort of token-winning, token-spending theme, where you can play certain lessons to win on-screen coin tokens Mario-style, and some lessons may require spending those same tokens (or Mom can check out the totals for a few real-world benefits).

    With a lot more work, I want to get into more hands-on experimentation. Simulated water-pouring, block-stacking, multiplication drills, cause/effect lessons, and even networked "shared toys" simulations involving small groups of children.

    By that time I hope to have opened the project to community help. Contact me if you're interested.

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  21. My GOD! by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 5, Funny

    SHE'S FOUR YEARS OLD! HAVE YOU NO DECENCY ?!

    It must be this script kiddie porn I've been hearing so much about...

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  22. KDE, Mozilla Firefox, TuxPaint, TuxRacer ... by daveewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My daughter is almost 3 and has been using her own KDE session on my Debian box for the past few months. I set up a username for her, so that I could log her in and know that she couldn't mess up anything I cared about.

    We were gobsmacked when we realised that she had figured out how to type her username and password, though. She was *so* pleased with herself when she got that sussed out.

    On her desktop, she has Mozilla Firefox set to go to BBC CBeebies - appropriate content for pre-school and you can't 'escape' the site, since all links are internal. She also enjoys using TuxPaint to draw pictures for us.

    I'm hoping she's going to do a spot of Toddler Linux Advocacy at the local playgroups soon ...

    --
    "If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it." --- Arthur Kasspe
  23. Re:IANAP by Ripplet · · Score: 4, Funny
    if I ever have a kid, I pray I don't go around boring the heck out of other people with stories about my kid.

    Sorry to disillusion you pal, but you will. It's in the parents' charter or something.
    (And yes, IAAP!).

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  24. Not a real world example. by doublem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Based on the complexity of the language in the article, we can safely conclude that the grandfather is of above average intelligence and education.

    Given the warm and caring nature hinted at in the narrative itself, we can conclude that this individual probably married a woman of comparable intelligence, as he lacks the characteristics necessary to desire a shallow woman lacking in intelligence.

    We can also assume that his children, following the usual human pattern of using their parents' relationship as a template, made similar choices in their choice of a spouse.

    Thus we can see that this four year old is the product of at least two generations of intelligent people marrying intelligent people, with a clear value for nurturing their offspring.

    In short, this is about a smart kid with a caring family who learns how to use computers. Not applicable in the workplace, as this kid is probably smarter than most the people I work with.

    --
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    1. Re:Not a real world example. by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given the warm and caring nature hinted at in the narrative itself, we can conclude that this individual probably married a woman of comparable intelligence, as he lacks the characteristics necessary to desire a shallow woman lacking in intelligence.

      Let's be clear about this. NO MAN lacks the characteristics necessary to desire shallow women.

  25. Isn't that a little young? by Frag-A-Muffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope my kids don't take a liking to computers at such a young age. I'm going to try to keep them away from computers for as long as I can. I'd rather them "play" the old school way. Take them outside as much as possible. Make them do more physical activities.

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  26. Not a surprise by elhondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure a lot of four year olds have been posting as AC's for quite some time.

  27. I'm not surprised by jht · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My not-quite 2-year-old son has been "using" an old iMac for a few months now. He used to watch my wife and I on our computers, and would scoot up to take the mouse from us and try clicking things. So I took a 4-year-old iMac we had around, set it up minimally, and installed a few kids' programs (Jumpstart Preschool, Finding Nemo, and a couple of others), and set it up so he could just wake it up, grab one of the programs in the Dock, and go to town with it.

    He mastered it very quickly. Now he calls it his "Mac-y", and asks to use it almost daily. We let him have a half-hour or so at a time, and he's picked up a decent amount of skill very quickly. He likes doing letter drills the most.

    Funny anecdote: one of the first times we let him use it, he was having a little trouble pointing the mouse properly. I went to help him position it, and he pushed my hand away and said "No!". After a minute, he figured it out himself. Now I help him with very little and don't volunteer it - I wait for him to ask.

    And a pet peeve: Why do all kids' programs require the CD to be present? Don't you know we can't trust a toddler with a CD? I have to make .DMG files out of each one, and have them automount at startup so he can use all his programs.

    --
    -- Josh Turiel
    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
  28. So who followed the same procedure as me? by Beek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    - Read headline, click on article
    - Quickly scroll through article looking for pictures of this "babe"
    - Found none, went to comments
    - Found out she was four years old
    - Forwarded michael's email address to perverted-justice.com

  29. Re:Should have mentioned "parental controls" by Daemonik · · Score: 3, Informative

    Open Mozilla's Options menu

    Go to General->Connection Settings

    Select Manual Proxy Configuration

    HTTP Proxy: Localhost Port:80

    No Proxy For:sesamestreet.com, nick.com, etc.

  30. You're a Troll by soloport · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So why am I headded over to my friend's house (a VP of Marketing -- no dumbass) this morning to help him get his printer to work on Windows?

    I help CPAs, Morgage Brokers, etc., every single day with the same crap people say makes Linux "hard".

    Look, computers are hard. Can't people see the forest for the religeous trees?! When you get used to one environment, anything else looks "foreing". That makes it real convenient to say "that... that... thing! It made me work at figuring this... this... thing I don't even have to think about in my world."

    You are just adding more religeon to the noise. Windows is much harder to learn -- in many respects -- as is Linux. You just don't run into many folks (yet) who've had to go the other direction: Linux to Windows.

    I've been using Unix for twenty years. Last environment used (before switching to Linux) was Solaris. Let me tell you, young whipper snapper, when I had my first try at Windows (1998). I about had a nervous breakdown.

    I still don't like Windows XP verry well. It just doesn't feel right. Everything is so fucking hard to get done in that stupid practically-windows-only environment, with a command prompt that won't auto-complete! Why is it 2004 and DOS won't auto-complete?! Morons.

    You're missing the very fact that in many, many cases, when "things don't always work right" you can't even get them back to working whatsoever -- as you watch Windows eat itself alive and laugh at you while it makes you play "pin the tail on the problem". It blindfolds you!

    Some people have paid me thousands to fix their Windows problems. Simple stuff, like getting printers to work or their Outlook to quit behaving "weird". Thousands, because they keep asking me to come back to do more -- install this software, fix this little glitch, remove this spyware my daughter installd ("my computer's slow"). Translation? "It's too hard for me to do it". In my opinion, it is Windows which isn't quite baked enough and ready for anyones' desktop.

    You want "easy"? Then everyone should be using a PDA or maybe a Mac.

  31. i started at 18 months by Cheeze · · Score: 4, Funny

    I started my kid at 18 months. I setup my file server to start up gcompris automatically. I highly recommend it. It has age-based programs from coloring programs, to advanced math skills.

    I started off with him just adjusting the monitor and sitting on the keyboard. 4 months later, he's still doing some of that, but he's much more interested in the sounds, using the keyboard, and moving the mouse around. I have him using a cheap $20 trackball (the crappy one with the lights in it) and he still hasn't broken it.

    I fully expect to have him doing basic tech support for his mom when he's 3. by the time he's in school, he'll probably be the only toddler with his own laptop.

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  32. The old circumsicion argument by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bit off topic, but I just had to listen to a similar argument used for circumsicion. He'll be different from every body else, so you better clip the tip of his penis off. I figure if he's that worried about fitting in when he's older he can make that decision himself.

    Or the truly disturbing one.
    "I want him to look like me when he's older".

    I never understood that last one. Do the kids eventually say - "Uh no Dad, lets not compare units today."

  33. Re:Uh...anyone see a double-standard? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Informative

    Uh...anyone see a double-standard?
    Microsoft posting this kind of story and passing it off as real news = "astroturfing."


    What I see is someone who doesn't know what "astroturfing" means. /. is not attempting to hide the source of the article.

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