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Suicide Caught on Surveillance Tape Appears Online

Jason writes "Reuters reports (and News.com mirrors) that the video of a man who shot himself after his girlfriend broke up with him has appeared online under the heading of 'Introducing: The Self-Cleansing Housing Projects.' It goes on to say that the police officers receive no training to deal with privacy issues."

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  1. "online" did it? by randyest · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, this is sad and all, and the cops shouldn't post this stuff on the web (assuming they did), but this quote kills me (not literally, of course):

    My child was killed twice," she said. "The first time he did it to himself. The second time, online did it to him."

    My god, what will online do next? Won't somebody think of the children?!

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    1. Re:"online" did it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We just gotta have a lot less of Whitey 'round here.

    2. Re:"online" did it? by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

      you insentive clod, online's next victim is you, not the children!

    3. Re:"online" did it? by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Funny

      nono, actually online's next victim is you and your about to get modded down!

    4. Re:"online" did it? by jerkychew · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joe Rogan said it best on News Radio: "Getting something off the internet once it's been posted is like trying to clean the pee out of a swimming pool."

    5. Re:"online" did it? by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope they find him soon. The bastard keeps resetting my connection!

    6. Re:"online" did it? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny
      • I thought the metaphor fits. It was also on topic and a witty quote.


      Really? Let's take another look.

      Joe Rogan said it best on News Radio: "Getting something off the internet once it's been posted is like trying to clean the pee out of a swimming pool."

      It's a SIMILE Bitch!

      Or have I been trolled?

      Yes, and the troll set me up for a fantastic spike.

      ^^Now, THAT is a metaphor.

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    7. Re:"online" did it? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2, Funny

      you insentive clod, online's next victim is you

      Yes, but only in Soviet Russia...

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  2. Bad people by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dont know what sickens me more - that people flock to see this so much, or that they put it up in Windows Media Format!!

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  3. At least.... by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least its not a 'how to' or a Suicide FAQ.

    Hmm... Sounds like a whole company could be created around this whole thing: Suicide'R'us.

    Only problem is that business keeps dropping off....

    Either that or they don't have any repeat customers.

  4. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Good to see our law enforcement is doing such a bang up job.

  5. knee jerk by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Im on for 50 that some senator will pass an emergency law making searching, viewing, downloading or even caching this file carry upto 20 years jail. I'd tend to agree with him on this one - you simply cannot have people encoding in windows media format, its just not right!

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  6. Re:Someone ... by DShard · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't give anyone a new idea for goatse links

  7. News Flash: PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES by defile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Death by suicide is more common than death by murder.

    In other breaking news, people enjoy seeing graphic imagery!!

    Also, police are assholes.

    Film at 11.

  8. Watch out by moltar77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those in more sensitive environments, be aware that the link in the parent post contains some porn ad banners.

    1. Re:Watch out by Karma+Sink · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, you wouldn't want something untoward to appear on the screen while you're watching a video of a man killing himself. That might get you in trouble.

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  9. Re:Someone ... by randyest · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody's real mother gets to see their real kid really die in a movie (usually). In that sense, yeah, make-believe makes a difference I'm afraid.

    That said, I am disturbed by the lack of sex in our violence (most American media). I prefer boobies and butts to entrails and gaping wounds.

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  10. Ob "Newsradio" quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joe: You can't take something off the Internet. It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool

  11. Re:So? by corian · · Score: 2, Funny

    The difference is, the "Faces of Death" people went around to all of the folks they had committing suicide on camera and got them to sign over permission to use the video.

    In this case, nobody asked the dead guy for permission.

  12. Re:I am not watching it by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not gonna click, but if that's the Ford ad where the car decapitates the cat with the skylight, that's some funny shit.

  13. This could all have been prevented... by doublebackslash · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could all have been prevented if root would just put a respawn in init for us all.
    Shame on you root.

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    1. Re:This could all have been prevented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, but if you're bad you'll come back as less.

  14. You're a fucking retard. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're prolly the same type of person who thinks wearing "faux fur" is ok because it's not real fur and therefor not really symbolic of skinning an animal and wearing it's fur...

    No, it's symbolic of my foot in the ass of people who come up with bullshit logic such as this. Jesus, what's wrong with you?

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  15. Re:Someone ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I prefer boobies and butts to entrails and gaping wounds.

    I suppose it depends on your taste in sex films.

  16. News 14 Carolina haxored by cpeterso · · Score: 2, Funny


    If you want to see what's REALLY on the news, check out News 14 Carolina whose TV caption system was haxored:

    http://www4.ncsu.edu/~smheath/news14.html :-)

  17. Re:horribly qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe one day I'll have mod points and meet him in real life.
    Be sure to post a video.
  18. Re:No common sense training either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > can I have your name and SSID?

    Well, if you need to know someone's, you can have mine. My name is "Dan" and I've set my SSID to "AirPort Extreme." Do you want my router's MAC address too?

  19. Re:No common sense training either. by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't anthropomorphise Information. It doesn't like it.

    (Shamelessly stolen/copied, or just plain unfunny.)

  20. Re:sick by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Funny
    oversexualized footage of the victims in the teaser.

    No shit last week fox news used some of my work and they didn't credit me!

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  21. Re:I can't by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Imperfictly of course my thoughts come first so by bisses cancle out...

    Is this Vogon poetry?

  22. Re:Someone ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny
    Um, first off I'm all for burning the bible [and all other religious books] for a different reason.
    To try to keep warm, right? Maybe you should get a fur coat instead.
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