Spiderman and the Apprentice?
by
nightsweat
·
· Score: 5, Funny
I'd rather see Extreme Makeover - Spiderman Edition.
They could give him the extra four legs he's always wanted and graft some acting ability onto Kirsten Dunst.
--
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice?
by
Eagle5596
·
· Score: 5, Funny
Graft acting abilities onto Kirsten Dunst? There are two rather large reasons why she was hired for the part, and neither were her acting abilities. Instead they were the show cases of the rain soaked shirt scene of the first movie, and are already firmly grafted into place.
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice?
by
b0r0din
·
· Score: 2, Funny
graft some acting ability onto Kirsten Dunst.
"Now how are we going to even do this, Doctor?"
"I'm not sure, she's really REAALLLY bad. Did you see Mona Lisa Smile?"
"Am I wearing a pink tutu?"
"Yes but that's besides the point. I mean, we're talking a miracle here."
"Ok, what say we just give her some nitrous, and play with her boobies. Agreed?"
"Agreed."
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice?
by
somethinghollow
·
· Score: 2, Funny
Then a radioactive actress falls from the ceiling, kills the doctors, and bites her. Suddenly, we absolve her of her former shortcomings, and appreciate her as both an actress and a hottie.
Give a new meaning to
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: 0, Funny
trailer trash.
I'd like to know...
by
Guano_Jim
·
· Score: 5, Funny
Is the sound of all that data suddenly being shot through Akamai's pipes louder than a maglev or not?
I agree . . . I wish there was more of J. Jona Jameson (The editor) in the first movie . . . I honestly think that if he had more screentime, he would have stolen the show.
"PAAAARKERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Re:michael
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: 2, Funny
Friends episode:
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn't it Spiderman? Y'know like Goldman, Silverman...
Chandler: 'Cause it's-it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No, it's not like, like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Now I feel unseemly for posting "Friend's" quotes to Slashdot...
What's so great about spider-man's trailer? I lived in a double wide for years. Don't see anyone getting excited about that. Oh, his probably is full of webs and he probably sleeps in a web-hammock. I Got it.
Slashdot really needs to be more considerate of small, startup-quality companies like Apple.
Think of the dropped packets.
Great evil villain to get ass kicked
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: 3, Funny
I hate that Amoroso. Please have Spidey thoroughly kick her ass please. The bitch just doesn't want to do her job and will end up in politics unless Spiderman saves the day. He could say something like "Your fired!" just before he kicks her skull in.
I downloaded the 45.3MB zipped trailer. Then I had to unzip the 46.3MB Quicktime file and delete the zip file. Wow, they saved a whole megabyte in the transfer. Is their bandwidth savings worth the hoops they make their customers jump through?
Re:Trailer or Spoiler?
by
IANAAC
·
· Score: 5, Funny
About 10 months ago I decided that I will no longer watch trailers.
So you're the guy that always climbs over me 1 minute into the movie.
Spoilers, spoilers everywhere
by
Gzip+Christ
·
· Score: 4, Funny
Is anyone else annoyed by the amount of story that is given away in trailers now? I guess the production companies must have found that these types of trailers are effective in pulling in audiences to see the movie but it seems to detract from the experience.
Tell me about it. I was all looking forward to seeing The Passion but then <***SPOILER ALERT***> some jackass came up to me on the street and told me about how the main character dies at the end to save humanity. So I told him "hey jackass, thanks for ruining the movie for me. I'm reporting you to the MPAA for pirating the plot and redistributing it to me. I think you owe Mel Gibson an apology and $10." It's just as well that I didn't see it - it sounds like they just ripped off the ending from The Matrix: Revolutions.
Re:Spoilers, spoilers everywhere
by
p4ul13
·
· Score: 2, Funny
And now you ruined it for us too. Thanks!
I heard they made a book of it, and I was going to read before seeing the movie, but there's little point in that now. =)
Re:Spoilers, spoilers everywhere
by
mkrieger1277
·
· Score: 5, Funny
Yeah, but what made me mad was Hollywood's interference with the script. They clearly had to have their happy ending since it sells better. The guy comes back from the dead?!? Come on.:-P
the apprentice is one of the few shows I watch, so I saw the trailer. all of a sudden I jump up and yell HEY, THAT'S DOC OCT!!! Startled GF and we both laughed over it
heh heh, hadn't even thought about it since the 60's when my dad MADE ME give away my collection when we moved because he didn't want to pay shipping on it with the full sized tractor trailer that moved all our other crap... uh huh, full collection going way back to the 50's, marvel and DC and Mads.. geez....
that collection would be worth.. a freeking lot right now, that's how much! I would guess well into five maybe even six figures
The move and the removal of the comic books wasnt due to "shipping". He was trying to turn you from a pansy boy to a man. Unfortunately, due to the avid slashdot reading, he has obviously failed.
;)
-- [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
Re:this is funny
by
Brandybuck
·
· Score: 2, Funny
My grandma threw out all my father's Superman comics, going back to issue one, when enlisted in the marines in WWII. She figured he didn't need kiddy comic books anymore when he was off fighting in the pacific...
He used to tell me, "Son, if my Ma hadn't thrown out my Superone 1, I would be a rich man today. But since she did I can't afford a gardener, so GET OUT THERE AND MOW THE LAWN!"
-- Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
and told me about how the main character dies at the end to save humanity.
I read the book, and I have no intention of watching the movie now. In the book, at the end, it was so obvious how they forced it to leave and open ending to then milk more cash in a sequel.
-- "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
Re:Trailer or Spoiler?
by
gpinzone
·
· Score: 2, Funny
The trailer for Hellboy, which I've not seen yet, seems to give a good mix of enticement and still not be a complete give-away.
Holy shit! You can give a review of a trailer you haven't even seen? I'm impressed.
Oh, and what's with his trenchcoat? Where's that lame full body green suit that made me pitty him?
They don't want you to pity him, they want you to fear him. And what's more fearsome that a crazy guy with a George Michael haircut walking around in a trenchcoat?
"This Octopus has NINE big tentacles baby!"
--
I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."
"Where's that lame full body green suit that made me pitty him?"
Is that you Mr. T? Welcome to slashdot....loved ya in the A-Team.
--
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
Ineptitude at Oscorp
by
Brackney
·
· Score: 2, Funny
You'd think after two major mishaps at Oscorp that resulted in insane super-criminals that they'd at the very least have their QS9000 certification revoked!
Slashdot Mirror
I'd rather see Extreme Makeover - Spiderman Edition.
They could give him the extra four legs he's always wanted and graft some acting ability onto Kirsten Dunst.
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
trailer trash.
Is the sound of all that data suddenly being shot through Akamai's pipes louder than a maglev or not?
3D Printing Tips and Tricks at Zheng3.com
I agree . . . I wish there was more of J. Jona Jameson (The editor) in the first movie . . . I honestly think that if he had more screentime, he would have stolen the show. "PAAAARKERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friends episode:
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn't it Spiderman? Y'know like Goldman, Silverman...
Chandler: 'Cause it's-it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No, it's not like, like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Now I feel unseemly for posting "Friend's" quotes to Slashdot...
What's so great about spider-man's trailer? I lived in a double wide for years. Don't see anyone getting excited about that. Oh, his probably is full of webs and he probably sleeps in a web-hammock. I Got it.
Slashdot really needs to be more considerate of small, startup-quality companies like Apple.
Think of the dropped packets.
I hate that Amoroso. Please have Spidey thoroughly kick her ass please. The bitch just doesn't want to do her job and will end up in politics unless Spiderman saves the day. He could say something like "Your fired!" just before he kicks her skull in.
I downloaded the 45.3MB zipped trailer. Then I had to unzip the 46.3MB Quicktime file and delete the zip file. Wow, they saved a whole megabyte in the transfer. Is their bandwidth savings worth the hoops they make their customers jump through?
So you're the guy that always climbs over me 1 minute into the movie.
Do we like them or not? I'm confused.
the apprentice is one of the few shows I watch, so I saw the trailer. all of a sudden I jump up and yell HEY, THAT'S DOC OCT!!! Startled GF and we both laughed over it
heh heh, hadn't even thought about it since the 60's when my dad MADE ME give away my collection when we moved because he didn't want to pay shipping on it with the full sized tractor trailer that moved all our other crap... uh huh, full collection going way back to the 50's, marvel and DC and Mads.. geez....
that collection would be worth.. a freeking lot right now, that's how much! I would guess well into five maybe even six figures
Did anybody else catch the joke here?
With the trailer shown during The Apprentice, they had to include this:
JJ Jameson, Peter Parker's boss at the paper, says
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
I read the book, and I have no intention of watching the movie now. In the book, at the end, it was so obvious how they forced it to leave and open ending to then milk more cash in a sequel.
"There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
The trailer for Hellboy, which I've not seen yet, seems to give a good mix of enticement and still not be a complete give-away.
Holy shit! You can give a review of a trailer you haven't even seen? I'm impressed.
Oh, and what's with his trenchcoat? Where's that lame full body green suit that made me pitty him?
They don't want you to pity him, they want you to fear him. And what's more fearsome that a crazy guy with a George Michael haircut walking around in a trenchcoat?
"This Octopus has NINE big tentacles baby!"
I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."
"Where's that lame full body green suit that made me pitty him?"
Is that you Mr. T? Welcome to slashdot....loved ya in the A-Team.
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
You'd think after two major mishaps at Oscorp that resulted in insane super-criminals that they'd at the very least have their QS9000 certification revoked!