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Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds

Ray Radlein writes "How about a good old-fashioned Sports story? With its multitude of different statistical measures, baseball has always had the highest Geek Quotient of any major sport. Alpha Geeks of Baseball have included former relief pitcher Rob Murphy, who put his Computer Science degree to good use writing software to evaluate thoroughbred race horses, and Boston Red Sox ace and probable future Hall of Famer Curt Schilling, who not only runs a company that makes hex-based war games, but once got embroiled in an on-field feud due to Everquest. However, Baseball Geeks have a new hero to look up to: Jason Szuminski, who on Sunday became the first MIT graduate to pitch in a major league baseball game. His degree in Aerospace Engineering must have stood him in good stead as he observed the ballistic trajectory of a Barry Bonds fly ball which just barely stayed inside the Padres' new stadium."

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  1. Well... by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Funny

    All this talk about projectile motion is making me itch to play a game of grand theft auto

    1. Re:Well... by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Screw that, give me Qbasic Gorrilas!

    2. Re:Well... by raider_red · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget the games. I'm going to the shooting range.

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  2. MIT Grads by jazman_777 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...His degree in Aerospace Engineering must have stood him in good stead as he observed the ballistic trajectory of a Barry Bonds fly ball...

    He's only doing a case study.

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  3. Gravity by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    One might say Bonds fought he law, and the law won.

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    1. Re:Gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's simple. Everyone's unique Passport ID is 666. That's what makes them so unique. And Bill Gates is an anagram for "Gill Beast", which I think means he can breathe underwater. Global warming reference perhaps?

      Can't argue with the facts.

  4. What? You want a Prada? by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    For the last few seasons, the Padres reliever with the least experience has to carry a pink Barbie backpack filled with candy, sunflower seeds and whatever else relievers like to have during games. The low man carries it out to the bullpen.

    "But what's the bag going to look like?" Szuminski asked.

    Methinks this guy has been watching a little too much Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

    Oh well, at least he's a pitcher and not a catcher.

  5. sequence by name773 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. get killed by your friend in everquest
    2. get back at him by hitting two home runs
    3. take down the espn servers by linking it to slashdot
    4. ???
    5. profit!

    1. Re:sequence by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point. I'm installing Alexa.

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  6. How embarrassing... by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everquest players caught playing baseball... how tragic!

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  7. Re:Most Geek Sport - I think not by Speed+Racer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Baseball's only a fairly minor sport in world terms.

    Quick, name the countries that have won Olympic gold medals in cricket.

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  8. What? by greygent · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the mathematical symbol for steroids and how would you represent it in your equation?

  9. Re:What contempt they have! by b0r0din · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should be putting our brains in jars, not celebrating our limitations in some meatspace "sport".

    I believe Ted Williams beat you to the punch when he had his head cryogenically frozen so he could later be cloned. And you say you can't apply science to baseball. ;)

  10. Like my father used to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's no crying in math.

    1. Re:Like my father used to say by eupheric · · Score: 4, Funny

      John von Neumann was my Ph.D advisor, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me give my dissertation defense! And did I cry? NO! NO! And do you know why? BECAUSE THERE'S NO CRYING IN MATH!

  11. o_O by TechnologyX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot... sports? You do realize that would involve getting up and moving right?

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    1. Re:o_O by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot... sports? You do realize that would involve getting up and moving right?


      Baseball... moving? You do realize that most of baseball involves sitting still on a bench, or standing still in a field, right?

      (sorry baseball fans who will now start flaming me:)

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  12. Yeah, Whatever by dupper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call me when an MIT grad makes the NFL.

  13. But wait... by re-Verse · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought that cricket had the highest geek quotient out of all the sports, since you need some kind of technical degree to understand WTF is going on in the game.

  14. Re:There is a future in Baseball for Geeks by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, there's hope for geeks with math and statistics degrees who want to break into baseball.

    Let's face it, however, they still won't get laid.

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  15. Oh, Cricket is easy by dupper · · Score: 3, Funny

    You simply must hit the williard into some cilium with your fracaman. And remeber: it doesn't matter who wins. It matters who wins three times in a row. Tally ho!

  16. Not likely. by glrotate · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tutor statistics and calc at a big university (think Final Four) and at the 95% confidence level I reject the null hypothesis that IQfb > IQbb.

  17. A geek attempts to interpret baseball by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bonds remained on hold with 659 homers
    Oh, like that episode of the Simpsons where the hammock makes clones of Homer?

    after failing to connect for the fifth straight game
    Then get a new dial-up service!

    although he was intentionally walked
    They're taking that Petco thing too far.

    and scored in the five-run eighth inning
    Look, let's keep that kinda thing private... but scored with who?

    "I'd like to do it at home," said Bonds
    <butt-head>heh-heh heh-heh, he said "do it"</butt-head>

    got Bonds to fly out to left
    Cool! Like what the flying chair everybody thought the Segway was going to be?

    San Diego's bullpen fell apart in the eighth
    They obviously didn't engineer that structure very well.

    San Diego manager Bruce Bochy had his only lefty reliever
    Sounds like my adolescence.

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  18. Re:What a load of rot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There just aren't that many rules in baseball that aren't common sense

    I've had to explain the game to British visitors (familiar with cricket and rounders). So I'd have to disagree. You're just used to the rules, so they seem like common sense.

    A foul is a strike, unless it's the third strike, which would make it an out, so it isn't, unless it's caught, so it's an out. Unless it's Tuesday, and...

    Oh, look! How lucky you are! You've got half a Fizzbin already!

  19. "How about a good old-fashioned Sports story? by brianc · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is this Sports of which you speak?

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  20. Re:Most Geek Sport - I think not by jackbird · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, and the damn Miss Universe pageant is rigged: Earth always wins.

  21. Re:Most Geek Sport - I think not by Moofie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why are we having a pissing contest about the two most boring sports ever?

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