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Christian Game Developers Conference Plans Gathering

Thanks to GamerFeed for its story noting the Christian Game Developers Conference has announced its third annual gathering, to be held in Portland, Oregon on July 30th-31st. The official CGDC site has more information on the expo, which "officially expands to include card, board and paper game developers alongside interactive electronic entertainment." There's also word from conference organizer Tim Emmerich of GraceWorks Interactive: "We... plan to examine the variety of games currently on the market and successes in other media such as 'The Passion of The Christ' and the 'Left Behind' series, which proved that Bible-based products can do well in the market if they are well made."

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  1. licensing options by oskillator · · Score: 1
    We... plan to examine the variety of games currently on the market and successes in other media such as 'The Passion of The Christ

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd love to see a game based on the Passion of Christ property. Play as Christ or the Romans!

    1. Re:licensing options by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      kinda like this?

    2. Re:licensing options by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1, Funny
      Here is an idea for a Christian video game. It's called Crusade.

      In phase one, you go to the Middle East to kill moozlim ayrabs in Christ's name, but don't stop at just the men. Kill the women and children, too. They are all heathens. Kill anyone on your path. Kill the livestock and burn their crops!

      Phase two is set back in Europe. Now, we are hunting for witches. With your trusty copy of Malleus Maleficarum by your side, go from town to town, put the witches on trial, and burn them all! Don't leave a single woman or girl alive, they could easily be witches. Make sure to destroy any synagogue, and and Jews therein. The strange things they do in there are probably witchcraft, too.

      In phase 3, we are here in the good old US of A. Take up serpents! Drink poison and survive, speak in new tongues. Deny children medical care, but instead pray, and go door to door telling people how they will burn in hell if they don't join your church!

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    3. Re:licensing options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should add some kind of resource management portion to the game... like going to foreign lands and feeding the hungry under the stipulation that they come to church every sunday, dress like you and give up their native heathen cultures.

    4. Re:licensing options by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Play as Christ or the Romans!

      Somehow I think that playing as Christ would be somewhat lacking in gameplay options...

    5. Re:licensing options by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Well, you would have super-powers, but couldn't win unless you didn't use them.

  2. Christians? by dasunt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Aren't they the people who crucify Santa Claus every Easter?

    [ Its a joke, laugh. Or cry. Since it will probably be just as accurate as the rest of the comments in this thread. ]

    1. Re:Christians? by Monkay4Christ · · Score: 1

      We don't crucify Santa Claus every Easter. We Draw and Quarter the Easter Bunny every Thanksgiving get it right.

    2. Re:Christians? by WTFmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      So it's just another day in Heaven, and Jesus and Moses are sitting up in heaven, shooting the shit as usual. Out of nowhere, Jesus starts looking a little down, almost embarassed.

      "Hey, Jee, what's wrong?" asks Moses, concerned.

      "Well you see, it's just been so long since I 'did my thang' that I'm starting to wonder if I've still got what it takes to maintain my reputation as the Son of God."

      Moses looks sympathetic. "Well, you know, Jee, there's only one way to solve this. Let's go find out!"

      So Jesus and Moses cruise down to Earth, landing in the vicinity of the Red Sea.

      Moses says, "Okay man, I'm older than you, I'll go first." So he bows his head for a moment, looks up, then suddenly spreads his arms. The Red Sea parts, and Moses holds it for a moment before letting it settle.

      "Yeah, baby! Thousands of years, and I still got it! w00t!"
      Jesus, looking encouraged, stands up and begins to walk on the surface of the water. He gets about ten yards out and sinks like a rock.

      Well, Jesus doggy-paddles his way back to shore (not ever having a reason to learn to swim, y'understand), and he's spitting out saltwater, puilling seaweed out of his hair, and he says, "Wait, I'm only two thousand years old! What's going on here? What happened?"

      And Moses answers, "My friend, I was afraid of this. The last time you tried that, you didn't have those two holes in the bottom of your feet!"

    3. Re:Christians? by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
      Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
      Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
      Bob: Well I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humour

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  3. Does this mean... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...a sequel to Super Noah's Ark 3D?

    That was absolutely the best ever game to license the Wolfenstein engine. Fire apples at sheep to make them so hungry they sleep. Peace on the ark, but I'm not sure what this taught me about Jesus.

    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a sequel to Super Noah's Ark 3D?

      Oh, good god no. Did that game depict how one gets a pair of blue whales on board the ark? Or how the two koala bears survived the trip from Mt. Ararat back to Australia given that they eat only eucalyptus leaves?

    2. Re:Does this mean... by Corpsesarecute · · Score: 1

      My son, have faith and question not!

    3. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, they never licensed the Wolfenstien engine. id was planning to take them to court, but the bad publicity that would ensue made them change their minds so Wisdom Tree got the engine for free.

    4. Re:Does this mean... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      "Actually, they never licensed the Wolfenstien engine. id was planning to take them to court, but the bad publicity that would ensue made them change their minds so Wisdom Tree got the engine for free."

      It's a delicious rumor, but do you have a source for it?

  4. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't a convention like that be happier in Austin or somewhere else in the Bible Belt? I'm a Portlander, and I hardly think the town is a hotbed of Christian values. Thank god for that - a big reason why I can see settling down and raising kids there one day.

    Really, why Portland?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously not from austin. *grin*

  5. Re:Bring on the bigots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is atheism a faith? It is by definition a lack of faith. It takes no leap of faith to deny a bunch of mumbo jumbo about supreme beings and all that trash.

    Atheism is about refusing to believe all the rediculous beliefs spouted by the religious types.

  6. For those paper games... by Toxygen · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should base them on the AD&D system. Or maybe Magic: The Gathering.

    1. Re:For those paper games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about Call of Chthulu?

    2. Re:For those paper games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no... tarot cards!

    3. Re:For those paper games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouija. Definitely a job for Ouija.

      (Note: I am Roman Catholic by birth and by belief, but I find the proselytizing nature of "Christian" games, music, movies, TV, and books to be conceptually very humorous and ineffectual.)

  7. Aside from the religious implications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of the resurrection and the high production values of a fine filmmaker like Mel Gibson, is the Passion really any different then the violence-laden action crap that the right would be decrying if it were on a different subject or by Tarantino.

  8. Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "How is atheism a faith? It is by definition a lack of faith"

    No, it is by definition a faith that there is no Deity. You are confusing it with agnosticism, which does lack faith.

    "It takes no leap of faith to deny a bunch of mumbo jumbo about supreme beings and all that trash."

    Yet it takes a leap of faith to believe that there is no God.

    "Atheism is about refusing to believe all the rediculous beliefs spouted by the religious types"

    Except for their own ridiculous belief. That puts the faith-based atheist like you in the same company as Falwell and Khomeini: "my religion is not faith, it is TRUE and SUPERIOR, and everyone else is idiots."

    1. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a pile of crap. Faith in a god(s) requires a suspension of logic and reason. There is absolutely no evidence to support a belief in god(s). That is why such a belief is faith. I'm not saying having such a faith is wrong. There is also no evidence to disprove the exisitence of god(s).

      The key difference here is that it takes no faith not to believe in something. Not believing in something takes no effort at all.

    2. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours is the most logical post in the thread.

      There is a distinct difference between a lack of faith and faith in a contradictory belief. It is the faith of many that there is one God. It is the faith of others that there are many gods. It is the faith of others still that there is no god. For an atheist to declare that "there is no god," while backed by no proof, requires faith in as much. Faith = belief.

      Agnostics don't know what to believe, so they either don't think about it, or they think too much about it. While it is an open-minded standpoint, that is true, literal faithlessness.

      I have heard it be said that an atheist is a closed-minded agnostic. That is not true. The distinctions between atheism and agnosticism must be understood in order to have any meaningful conversation on the issue.

      But then again, this is Slashdot. Microsoft is equally evil for the faithful and the faithless.

    3. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by StocDred · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yet it takes a leap of faith to believe that there is no God.

      Does it require a leap of faith to believe that there is no flying purple people eater? Or the Tooth Fairy?

      No, common sense and the sum real-life experiences of the entire world will tell you that neither exist. Same with "god", sorry to tell you.

      This 'atheism is a faith too!' argument has cropped up lately as a pathetic meanns for christians to counter atheism. Doesn't work.

    4. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it require a leap of faith to believe that there is no flying purple people eater? Or the Tooth Fairy?

      No, common sense and the sum real-life experiences of the entire world will tell you that neither exist. Same with "god", sorry to tell you.


      We know there is no tooth fairy because teeth under our pillows cease to be replaced with coins when our parents admit it was all a lie. That is to say, there is conclusive evidence that the tooth fairy does not exist.

      However, you cannot assert that "common sense and the sum real-life experiences of the entire world" tell us that God does not exist. That's a subjective argument; you cannot claim to have conclusive evidence of anything when billions of people around the world, looking at the exact same evidence, draw the opposite conclusion.

      The existence or otherwise of God is not a thing that can be proven by scientific evidence or logical argument. It's possible to prove that. And a lot of people round here would be rather grateful if people on both sides of the argument would just fucking well agree to differ and SHUT UP. Thank you.

    5. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by nacturation · · Score: 1

      "How is atheism a faith? It is by definition a lack of faith"

      No, it is by definition a faith that there is no Deity. You are confusing it with agnosticism, which does lack faith.


      The greek prefix "a-" means "non-", so an atheist is someone who is a non-theist. What is a theist? One who has faith in God(s) and/or Goddess(es) who created the universe, etc. So an atheist or non-theist is one who doesn't fit into that category.

      This is logically a contrapositive. If A implies B then the contrapositive of that is not B implies not A. If would be false to say that not A implies not B. However, there are two meanings to atheist, the classical atheism which simply means "I don't share your beliefs" and the modern atheism which means "I believe in no God(s)/Goddess(es)". The modern atheism does require faith, as you've pointed out and doesn't exactly fit the definition of a non-theist. The classic atheism doesn't require faith as it simply means that "I don't hold those beliefs", and not "I hold beliefs opposite to yours".

      The misunderstanding between atheist and agnostic is very widespread. However, read up on what a Theist believes vs. what a Gnostic believes and you'll find that there's a huge difference between the two, and saying that an agnostic is an atheist without faith would be similar to saying that a Gnostic is a Theist without faith.

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    6. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another crap arguement.

      You can not prove there is no tooth fairy. Mabye the tooth fairy didn't want to visit your house, because she knew that your parents didn't believe in her. There is no conclusive evidence that the tooth fairy doesn't exist, but I would think that most people would agree that there probably isn't a tooth fairy. If someone believed in the tooth fairy, they have faith that the tooth fairy exists. If someone doesn't believe in the tooth fairy it doesn't have anything to do with faith. They infact have put no faith in the belief that there is a tooth fairy.

      The same goes for god(s).

    7. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by StocDred · · Score: 1
      Right on. If people want to play semantic games over the word 'faith', a discussion over the actual word origin of 'atheist' is much more valuable.

      Oh, to keep on-topic... These games will blow.

    8. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by ninewands · · Score: 1

      The Greek root word "theos" means "god" along the model of the gods of the Olympian Pantheon (i.e., personalities having some really awesome poweres). A "theist" believes in a god or gods of that type. An "atheist" does not. There are several other philosophical models of the Divine Mystery that are decidedly non-theistic, and therefor atheistic, while at the same time acknowledging the existence of something greater than ourselves. Thomas Jefferson was a Deist (there is a god, but he/she/it does not involve itself in the day-to-day events of the physical world), there are a number of people who are Pantheists (god is in everything) and Panentheists (god is in everything and everything is part of god). There are also religions that acknowledge no god (most Bhuddists are non-theists).

      Faith is a belief that lacks evidence to support it. To this extent, atheism is a faith just as much as Judaism, Christianity and Islam. You say it only requires common sense to support your belief that there is no god ... I say to you "Prove it." This is just as fair a demand as your demand that a Theist prove what he or she believes by credible evidence. The absence of proof is not proof of absence. After all, Thomas Jefferson (a Deist) may have been right ... there may not be any proof of the existence of a god because he/she/it doesn't do anything that affects the physical world.

      By the way, my religious beliefs tend toward "religious humanism" and I am fairly non-theistic myself. I just don't like to see someone get away with faulty logic and argument ... not even here on /. :)

      Peace to all,

    9. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by egomaniac · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Faith is a belief that lacks evidence to support it. To this extent, atheism is a faith just as much as Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

      Nonsense. Do you believe in fairies? The Easter Bunny? Is there an invisible, bloodthirsty unicorn hiding behind you right now, waiting to pounce?

      I certainly hope the answer to those three questions is "no". It does not require "faith" to believe that there is no Easter Bunny. It is simply that there is no evidence to suggest that the Easter Bunny actually exists, therefore it is more logical to believe that there is no Easter Bunny.

      Non-belief in God is a matter of logic and Occam's Razor, not faith.

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    10. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

      The Tooth Fair does not exist. The existence of the Tooth Fairy does not depend in any way (pro or con) on popular opinion of the Tooth Fairy. Just because I cannot prove that the Tooth Fairy does not exist, I am not going assume she does. I will use logic and reason to make the best guess I can as to her existence. And unless anyone has any compelling evidence to show me, I currently am pretty convinced that the Tooth Fair does not exist.

      Oh, and feel free to substutite God for the Tooth Fairy in the above paragraph. The meaning is the same.

    11. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by dont_think_twice · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? There is no Flying Purple People Eater? My existence is meaningless.

    12. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by zelphior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How can you prove that there is no God? The Tooth Fairy can be proved to not exist, ask any parent and they will tell you that it is them, not the tooth fairy who places money under a pillow. I disproved Santa Clause as a child when I caught my parents in the act of placing preasants under the tree. However, I have not yet seen one good proof that there is no God. In fact, observation of the world and universe around me lead me to believe that there must be some higher being who brought all this into existence. If not, it's an awefully big coincidence, and leads to the conclusion that all of life is a big accident, and my existance is purely meaningless. This is a very depressing thought. Thus, I chose to believe that there is a God, not for a rational reason that can be proved, but because I chose to. BTW, faith is by definition believing something which cannot be proved. Since God operates outside of our existance, and therefore cannot be proved or disproved, belief in his existance or non-existance must be an act of faith. Pure logic cannot dictate the existance or non-existance of a supernatural being. Only personal belief and experiences.

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    13. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Faith is a belief that lacks evidence to support it. To this extent, atheism is a faith just as much as Judaism, Christianity and Islam. You say it only requires common sense to support your belief that there is no god ... I say to you "Prove it."

      If you're going to pick on faulty logic, may I suggest you start with your own? :) Let's analyze your logic, shall we? You are claiming:

      atheist = faith in (not god)

      Which does not logically follow. Allow me to prove why:

      1. definition: theist = faith in god
      2. definition: atheist = not (theist)

      Substituting the above, we get:

      3. atheist = not (faith in god)

      Easy enough. Now your assumption that not having a faith in god requires faith that there is no god can be expressed as:

      4. assume: not (faith in god) = faith in (not god)

      Let's take the negation of both the left and right sides of the above equation. Since we're assuming they're equal, then their negations will also be equal. Their negations are:

      5. not (not (faith in god)) = faith in god
      6. not (faith in (not god)) = not faith in god

      Since the left and right sides of line 4 are equal, we substitute back in and end up with:

      7. faith in god = not faith in god
      8. theist = atheist


      Since we have arrived at an absurd conclusion (reductio ad absurdum) by following your logic (the assumption on line 4), this demonstrates that your assumption is incorrect. Using your logic, we would come to the conclusion that theist = atheist which is obviously wrong. So what has this proven? Precisely that simply being an atheist or "not having faith that there is a god" doesn't imply "having faith that there is no god". In other words, atheism doesn't *require* faith.

      QED.

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    14. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by zelphior · · Score: 1

      How do you "know" anything? we take a great deal of things on faith. Most of my engineering knowledge came from college professors, who told me that certain things were true. I have read that the mass of an electron is approx 9.10938188 × 10-31 kilograms, but i've never weighed one myself. I take fundamental properties of the universe on faith. I have never been to Australia. Because I have not directly observed it, I must take it's existence on faith. There are a great many things which we believe, but cannot prove ourselves. I can say that it is highly probable that Australia exists, and highly improbable that the Easter Bunny does not exist. I cannot make either of these statements with 100% confidence, however. The same is true for the existence of God. I cannot state with confidence that God exists or does not exist. Thus it is left up to me to decide whether i believe that he exists or not. I have chosen to believe that He exists. Others may chose to believe that He does not exist. Either statement may be perfectly valid. However, I think that belief in God is more beneficial than disbelief. If God exists and I believe in Him, then when I die I will go to heaven for eternity, which is a definate plus. If God exists and I don't believe in Him, then when I die I will spend eternity in hell, which is really, really bad. However, if God does not exist, then my belief or lack of belief in him has no bearing at all once I die, so it really doesn't matter. Thus, not believing in God gives me no benefit at all in the best case, and a terribly negative result in the worst case, while believing in God results in a great benefit in the best case, while remaining neutral in the worst case. For this reason, logic dictates that, since God can neither be proved nor disproved, it is better to believe in God than to not believe.

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    15. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing you miss with your argument is that you can go out there and examine the electron. You can recreate the experiments yourself and determine whether the claimed mass is accurate. You can travel to Australia and verify that it exists, or you can hitch a ride up to the International Space Station (if you have a cool $20 million to spare) and examine the Earth with your own eyes to see if the land masses agree with an atlas and observe the land mass representing Australia to see if it's there. You can, every year, look for the Easter Bunny and see, instead, parents who go to stores, buy chocolate, and hide it on Easter morning. (Note that while this doesn't prove that the Easter Bunny *doesn't* exist, it's at least evidence against it. The proof of a negative is impossible. Prove that I'm *not* an alien creature from Alpha Centauri, for example.)

      On the other hand, we have your god. How can you test the existence of God? Can you see/touch/hear/smell/taste God? Are there any experiments you can think of which will provide evidence that God exists or at least provide some credible evidence? The Bible actually says that "faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see" (Hebrews 11:1). In other words, faith is being sure of something despite a lack of evidence. After all if you *do* have evidence, no faith would be required.

      And don't throw the tired old Pascal's wager argument into this. That is such a simpleton's argument it's laughable. Allow me to demonstrate. Let's consider your version of Pascal's wager. God exists/doesn't exist vs. I believe/don't believe. Worst downside is that I go to hell. Best upside is that I go to heaven. But compare that to my wager for The Great Banana:

      (*) If you don't believe and he doesn't exist, you lose/gain nothing.
      (*) If you do believe and he doesn't exist, you gain potassium from eating bananas.
      (*) If you don't believe and he does exist, The Great Banana will burn you and *all of humanity* in hell forever.
      (*) If you do believe and he does exist, The Great Banana will save you *and* your family and you'll live in heaven forever.

      So let's apply the "Anonymous Coward's wager" as you've applied "Pascal's wager". The Great Banana exists/doesn't exist vs You believe/don't believe. The worst downside is that *all of humanity* burns in hell forever. The best upside is that you and your family goes to heaven.

      Believing in The Great Banana gives you a better upside and a worse downside. For this reason, logic dictates that, since The Great Banana can neither be proved nor disproved, it is better to believe in The Great Banana than to not believe.

      Does this mean you'll be abandoning your belief in God now? I doubt it. Of course, the lack of evidence which does nothing to prevent you believing in God is the exact same lack of evidence which *does* prevent you from believing in The Great Banana. That, my friend, is the height of hypocrisy.

    16. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Eevee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there an invisible, bloodthirsty unicorn hiding behind you right now, waiting to pounce?

      Why, yes. Yes, there is. But he likes me. He really likes me. He didn't like my roommate. No, he didn't. He didn't like the police officer, either. Oh, no. He didn't like them at all.

      Strangely enough, the other police officers didn't believe in invisible unicorns either. But they never could prove he didn't exist. They never could prove...anything.

    17. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Flamerule · · Score: 1
      Damn, that's cool. Definitely saving that.

      Thanks, man... excellent work.

    18. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >not (faith in (not god)) = not faith in god

      How is that? I believe this equation is wrong. If I do not believe that there is no god, then I have faith in god, right?

      LKM

    19. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Tooth Fairy can be proved to not exist, ask any parent and they will tell you that it is them, not the tooth fairy who places money under a pillow.

      The Tooth Fairy doesn't show up at houses where they don't believe. So, for those houses, the parents have to do it. You just haven't found a house which still believes. When you have examined every single house on Earth and have still found no evidence for the Tooth Fairy, then I'll believe you. Until then, you haven't proved anything.

      In fact, if you knew anything you'd know that you can't prove a negative. Prove that *I* am not God. You can't. You can offer a lot of reasons and make some hand-waving arguments, but you can't *prove* it. After all, if I'm God I might be preventing you from finding out that I am. Because a negative can't be proved (eg: God doesn't exist), it's up to the person making the claim to offer proof. If you claim that God *does* exist, the burden of proof is on you.

    20. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That arguement for believing in God always cracks me up. How do you know you chose to believe in the right god? Maybe it will be worse for you when you die, because the real god(s) will hate you for worshiping a false god, whereas they will treat the non-believers better because they "didn't know any better."

      I hope you have a better reason for believing in your god than, "It seemed like a safe bet."

    21. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by muzthe42nd · · Score: 0

      You can't use mathematics to explain away the english language. Take as an example the english word or. Mathematically, it's actually XOR, so you can't use mathematics like this, it doesn't work.

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    22. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1
      Non-belief in God is a matter of logic and Occam's Razor, not faith.

      Occam's Razor: Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, or "Entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity". A re-statement of Occam's Razor, in more formal terms, is provided by information theory in the form of minimum message length.

      It is argued that Ockham was an intellectual forefather of the Scientific Method because he argued for a degree of intellectual freedom in a time of dogmatic belief. He can also, however, be seen as an apologist for Divine Omnipotence, since he was concerned to demonstrate that creation was contingent and the Creator free to change the rules at will. Thus, if God is free to make an infinity of worlds with completely different rules from those which prevail in our world, then we are free to imagine such worlds and their logical and practical consequences.

      1. First, the universe exploded. We're not sure how or why, just that it did.
      2. The gases (mostly hydrogen) collected and formed stars, which formed heavier atoms, and then exploded.
      3. Repeat step 2 over billions of years.
      4. Heavier atoms collect into molecules and planets orbiting about stars and moons orbiting these planets.
      5. Just the right mix of these heavier atoms form and get rained on in the perfect environment for the instantiation of simple life: The first single-cell lifeform, reproducing asexually, with convenient food supply forms and reproduces to form billions of other said cells.
      6. These cells steadily underwent genetic mutation, defying the odds of 10,000 harmful mutations per 1 non-harmful (neutral at best) mutation, and became plants. Just as these plants began to require carbondioxide instead of primordial goo, there was a ready supply to feed them.
      7. Continuing to defy the odds presented by present-day observation of genetic mutation, these plants became fish and aquatic lifeforms which fed off of these plants and their predecessor single-cell lifeforms. They also developed organs and subsystems, despite the components of said subsystems being useless without all of the other parts.
      8. These fish became land creatures, including dinosaurs, eventually, primates.
      9. A rock hits Earth. Really hard. Winter ensures. Dinosaurs dies.
      10. These primates are perfectly suited for winter weather with their previously inferior fur coats.
      11. Primates perform a mental and physical progression akin to step 6, wherein they develop from monkeys to man.

      God exists in eternity, outside the universe, akin to a programmer existing outside his simulation. God created the universe, created us, the planets, animals, air, planets, stars, and everything else.

      What was that? Occam's Razor?

    23. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Whether mathematics works or not is kind of a moot point. Really what it boils down to is this: does one need faith in order to not have faith? Sounds like a Zen question, but that's it in a nutshell. If my hammer doesn't have faith in God (hammers can't even think!), does that necessarily imply that my hammer has faith that there is no God? Of course not! Lack of faith does not require faith, although one can certainly have faith in something else -- but that's a whole other matter.

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    24. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Care to repeat your above steps to elaborate on the creation of God?

      From Carl Sagan's Cosmos, p. 212:

      "If the general picture of an expanding universe and a Big Bang is correct, we must then confront still more difficult questions. What were conditions like at the time of the Big Bang? What happened before that? Was there a tiny universe, devoid of all matter, and then the matter suddenly created from nothing? How does that happen? In many cultures it is customary to answer that God created the universe out of nothing. But this is mere temporizing. If we wish courageously to pursue the question, we must of course ask next where God comes from. And if we decide this to be unanswerable, why not save a step and decide that the origin of the universe is an unanswerable question. Or if we say tha God has always existed, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always existed?"

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    25. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by bamberg · · Score: 1

      How can you prove that there is no God? The Tooth Fairy can be proved to not exist, ask any parent and they will tell you that it is them, not the tooth fairy who places money under a pillow. I disproved Santa Clause as a child when I caught my parents in the act of placing preasants under the tree.

      One of the big arguments christians use for saying that you can't disprove god is that you can't look at every spot in the universe to see that he isn't there. By that same "logic" you haven't proven that there's no Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus; only that they didn't visit you.

      However, I have not yet seen one good proof that there is no God.

      You have it backwards. The burden of proof is on the theists, not the atheists, as they are the ones making the positive assertion that something exists.

      In fact, observation of the world and universe around me lead me to believe that there must be some higher being who brought all this into existence.

      Care to share what specific observations lead you to believe this, and what specific chain of logic you used?

      If not, it's an awefully big coincidence, and leads to the conclusion that all of life is a big accident, and my existance is purely meaningless.

      I've never understood why people think that no creator means life is meaningless, so maybe you can explain it further. It seems to me that atheists, who (generally) believe that this is the only life we get, would see this life as more significant than would christians, who think that it's just the blink of an eye compared to the eternal life that follows.

      A man said to the universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "That fact has not created in me a sense of obligation." (Stephen Crane)

      You apparently find this idea depressing. I have trouble understanding this attitude but to each his own.

      This is a very depressing thought. Thus, I chose to believe that there is a God, not for a rational reason that can be proved, but because I chose to.

      It's good that you admit this; would that more christians did. By this argument, you would then fully endorse the idea of people not believing in christianity if it they aren't depressed by reality. This makes you very openminded compared to a lot of christians. I salute you.

      Since God operates outside of our existance, and therefore cannot be proved or disproved, belief in his existance or non-existance must be an act of faith.

      Actually, I think most christians would claim that their god operates within our existence. God is everywhere and all that. It's a mistake to think that it takes faith to not believe in something, however. Not believing in things for which there is no evidence is normal procedure and you do it all the time. The list of things you don't believe in is infinite and includes things like The Great Zorgath and Legions of Evil. You just think that the christian god deserves special treatment because to think otherwise depresses you.

    26. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always existed?

      Then you have an entity that existed outside of space and time, and all that exists around us was formed by the 'actions' of that entity.

      I would think that pretty much fits the definition of 'God' for most people.
      So, now you've accepted the existence of 'God', you're only left to argue about the nature of it.

    27. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood how athiests could view life as more important than --insert random religion here--s. If we just die...and we're poof, gone, then we wouldn't know we were gone, we would be cease to exist, so would we have really lost anything?? We wouldn't be aware of it's loss because we wouldn't exist. Just a thought that's been bugging me for a while, maybe somebody can explain from their personal opinions.

    28. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by bamberg · · Score: 1

      I've never understood how athiests could view life as more important than --insert random religion here--s

      No mystery here. Life is real. Religion is fantasy, and not even good fantasy. No religion has even come close to proving otherwise. Reality is if course more important than fantasy.

      If we just die...and we're poof, gone, then we wouldn't know we were gone, we would be cease to exist, so would we have really lost anything??

      Ah, Pascal's Wager. Not much of a reason to follow a religion, since even if you could follow them all you still wouldn't cover every possibility. And with some of those possibilities, it's better to be an atheist.

    29. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by zelphior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never understood why people think that no creator means life is meaningless, so maybe you can explain it further. It seems to me that atheists, who (generally) believe that this is the only life we get, would see this life as more significant than would christians, who think that it's just the blink of an eye compared to the eternal life that follows.

      However, for an athiest, it would seem that there is no purpose in life. A person could do whatever they wanted to do to make themself feel good. It means that morals are pointless except as a means of maintaining order within society. However, order within society may not be something which everyone wants. What's wrong with someone like the Unabomber trying to tear down society? I think that the natural conclusion of athieism leads to an anarchist mindset, wherin individuals strive to break apart existing social and economic structures to rise up themselves and take a position of power while everyone else flounders in the wake of the disaster. Similar to the mentality of Anarchy99 from the movie XXX. There is no one to say that this sort of mentality is "bad" without some absolute external standard of good and evil.

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    30. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by bamberg · · Score: 1

      However, for an athiest, it would seem that there is no purpose in life.

      Nonsense. Life is what you make it. It's the only one you've got (as far as anyone can tell) so make the most of it. The only difference is that you have to find your own purpose; you can't have it given to you. This is hard, and I understand why so many people aren't up to it.

      A person could do whatever they wanted to do to make themself feel good.

      And it harm no one, this is the case.

      It means that morals are pointless except as a means of maintaining order within society.

      What other purposes do you wish them to have?

      However, order within society may not be something which everyone wants. What's wrong with someone like the Unabomber trying to tear down society?

      He's free to do what he wants until he infringes on the rights of others. In case you're confused, blowing people up is an infringement.

      I think that the natural conclusion of athieism leads to an anarchist mindset, wherin individuals strive to break apart existing social and economic structures to rise up themselves and take a position of power while everyone else flounders in the wake of the disaster.

      What possible connection is there between not believing in any god and believing that there should be no civilization? Please describe this causal link in detail because at first glance it seems, well, extremely stupid.

      Just because you'd be out raping and killing if you ever stopped believing in god doesn't mean everyone would. Most people are better than that.

      What you don't get is that everyone gets their morals from the same sources. Books, other people and their own reasoning. Christians think they get their morals from some sort of god, but they actually come from the bible (book), priests (people) and their own reasoning.

      There is no one to say that this sort of mentality is "bad" without some absolute external standard of good and evil.

      There is no absolute standard of good and evil. Get used to it.

    31. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what entity? did you pull that out of your ass? but let's assume you're right. there's an entity that exists outside of our perceived universe's space and time for whatever reason. let's even call that entity god for the hell of it. okay, now then you have to have an entity which exists outside of god's perceived space and time too. after all, god needs a creator ... so that it to be formed by the actions of that creator. carry this on and you have an infinite number of planes of existance, an infinite number of gods.

      what's that, you say? someone set us up the logic bomb? "ah, but nothing exists outside of god's framework, his perceived space and time". okay, but then why does the universe *have* to have something outside of its space and time. if you're willing to make an exception for god, why not make that same exception for the universe and be done with it?

    32. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I've never understood how athiests could view life as more important than --insert random religion here--s.

      Think of it this way. From an atheist point of view, you only have one life. An average 70 to 80 years to spend as you see fit. And then it's gone forever. From a Christian point of view, you might have an average 70 to 80 years still, but this is just a drop in the ocean compared to an eternity of afterlife. As long as Christians follows Christian principles for that time, it doesn't really matter whether they experience everything of the world they can because there's supposedly something so much better waiting for them in heaven.

      Now take this analogy another step. Instead of years, consider dollars. If you're an atheist, you're given $80 to spend traveling the world and then you die and that's the end. If you're a Christian, you have an infinite amount of money at your disposal, $80 of which you can spend traveling the world before you die, then you can spend the other infinite amount at your leisure. With that in mind, which one do you think will treat their $80 as more important than the other? Which one will seek to make the absolute most of that $80 before he dies?

      If we just die...and we're poof, gone, then we wouldn't know we were gone, we would be cease to exist, so would we have really lost anything?? We wouldn't be aware of it's loss because we wouldn't exist. Just a thought that's been bugging me for a while, maybe somebody can explain from their personal opinions.

      Do you feel your life is meaningless unless you'll be able to feel a sense of loss when you die? Don't *wait* for a sense of loss! Realize that every second of every day that ticks by, you're already losing your life. Those seconds are priceless and irreplaceable. Tick. Tick. Tick. How old are you? Figure out how many seconds you have left on your life's clock before it runs out. Tick. Tick. Tick. If you're 25 years old, you have about 1.5 billion seconds left in your life. It sounds like a lot, but it's not really. Start the timer, it's ticking down -- there's already 86,400 less seconds today than yesterday. Since last month, you've already lost over 2.5 million seconds. Tick. Tick. Tick. Do you smoke? Do drugs? Are you overweight? Do you eat poorly? Guess what... it's even worse than that. Maybe you only have 1.2 billion seconds left. Tick. Tick. Tick. Don't worry if, in the past, you have squandered your time. We all have. What are you doing with your life now, today, tomorrow, to improve the quality of your life and experience more that life has to offer?

      Carpe diem!

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    33. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insight. You bring up some good points, rather than making me feel like a complete idiot (as opposed to the other reply made to my post). Personally I prefer carpe noche, but to each their own :).

    34. Re:Atheism a faith like any other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what entity? did you pull that out of your ass?

      The universe.
      The post said "the universe has always existed". The universe is an entity.

  9. Makes me think of... by JasonMaggini · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..."The Simpsons."
    What was the game the Flanders' kids had? "Billy Graham's Bible Blasters" or something?

    1. Re:Makes me think of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Just winged him... turned him into a Unitarian.

  10. Well-made? by Chasuk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We... plan to examine the variety of games currently on the market and successes in other media such as 'The Passion of The Christ' and the 'Left Behind' series, which proved that Bible-based products can do well in the market if they are well made.

    Well-made? Do Christians use different standards of judging craft than non-Christians? Asked another way, have you ever tried to read any of the Tim Lahaye books? If you seriously consider any of the books in the 'Left Behind' series to be well-made, that I can't wait to see some of the games that come out of this conference.

    1. Re:Well-made? by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do Christians use different standards of judging craft than non-Christians?

      Nope. We use units sold or dollars grossed, just like everyone else.

      And by THOSE measures, "Left Behind" is Shakesphere.

    2. Re:Well-made? by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1
      If you seriously consider any of the books in the 'Left Behind' series to be well-made, that I can't wait to see some of the games that come out of this conference.

      Well, the two-dimensional charakters and the overall flatness of the story would lend itself to a 2D-sidescroller...

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    3. Re:Well-made? by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Well-made? Do Christians use different standards of judging craft than non-Christians? Asked another way, have you ever tried to read any of the Tim Lahaye books? If you seriously consider any of the books in the 'Left Behind' series to be well-made, that I can't wait to see some of the games that come out of this conference.
      The books are pretty horrible. The movies are considerably better. Not top shelf stuff, but better than most TV specials.

      That said, pretty much every Christian movie that does well deals with the rapture. I'm not sure how many movies and games you can make out of that...

      The Passion pretty much did well because somebody finally managed to get a snuff film into the theaters. It was dead boring apart from that.

    4. Re:Well-made? by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between a best-selling book and a well-made one. Much like software.

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    5. Re:Well-made? by VividU · · Score: 1

      The Passion pretty much did well because somebody finally managed to get a snuff film into the theaters.

      Great insight. I would mod you up if I could.

    6. Re:Well-made? by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sky-high on karma and wearing my flameproof underwear today.

      "Left Behind" is Shakesphere

      Shakesphere? Sheesh. But poor spelling aside, how is this post Insightful or Informative? Are you out of your fucking mind? Left Behind doesn't measure up to a good issue of Spider-Man, let alone Shakespeare. And this comparison is utterly asinine in the first place. Star Wars Episode I made more money than all the Shakespeare productions worldwide for all time have ever made. By this poster's logic, George Lucas is the greatest author to ever live.

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    7. Re:Well-made? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      By this poster's logic, George Lucas is the greatest author to ever live.

      Filmmaker, not author.

      And, really, when we get right down to it, sales ARE our only solid measure of quality. So, if _Lucas_ has sold more tickets than any other filmaker--then, yes, he is the greatest.

      That said, I wasn't discussing people, I was discussing works. And, by a lot of measurements (gross sales, cultural impact, extant fanbase, number of fans), Star Wars is "the best movie series EvAR!"

    8. Re:Well-made? by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't that a bit like judging L. Ron Hubbard's material by units sold? Sure, Dianetics may be a best seller but how does it rank when you subtract sales (often multiple copies) to Scientologists? If it's still a mega-bestseller, then the book has been fairly judged. But if the book sells very few copies outside of the choir it's preaching to, what does that say about the quality?

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    9. Re:Well-made? by tolldog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually there is a large problem in the Christian market to produce crap, slap a Christian label on it and try to sell it because its Christian.

      Too many places try to blur the lines between business and religion and use the sentiments of the buyer to out way the quality of the product. It is something I get frustrated with in all forms of Christian media.

      What the real kicker is is when something starts getting popular and is being produced so that it can compete in the secular market, it is often looked at as selling out... and may get shunned until it gets picked up by the secular market as the next best thing, then, it gets pulled back in and its shown as a great example of Christians producing popular stuff.

      I have never seen a group so backwards and in a bubble as Christian entertainment.

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    10. Re:Well-made? by nocomment · · Score: 1

      You're posting from windows aren't you? Since it is the best-made OS in the world. ;-)

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    11. Re:Well-made? by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      Nope. We use units sold or dollars grossed, just like everyone else.

      Like everyone else? I am hoping that you are being sarcastic. No one else that I have ever met in my life would equate quality with "units sold or dollars grossed."

      If you aren't joking, then I humbly submit that Hinduism is "better" than Christianity based on the same logic, and that Roman Catholics are "better" than Baptists because there are more of them.

      Oh, and when the followers of Islam outnumber the follwers of Christianity (and it will happen sooner than later), then Islam will suddenly become "better" than Christianity.

    12. Re:Well-made? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And, really, when we get right down to it, sales ARE our only solid measure of quality.

      Ah, yes, that's why I'd rather scarf a Big Mac than go to a fine French Restaurant.

      Sales are our only solid measure of popularity. Call me a dirty elitist bastard, but popularity and quality are two very, very different things.

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    13. Re:Well-made? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You dirty elitist bastard. ;)

      You pay more for the fine French Restaurant, right? Then they make better _meals_.

      But if a McDonalds makes more total than that French Restaurant, then they're a better _Restaurant_.

    14. Re:Well-made? by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      These folk say Hinduism is third best, while worshiping Kim Jong Il is tenth best--better than Judaism, Sikhism, Jainism, and even the Grand Daddy of Monotheism--Zoroastrianism. Let us hope their Juche principle serves them well in their current misfortune.

    15. Re:Well-made? by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I gave up on the Christian movie industry LONG ago after probably the third "Absolutely Must See" film I saw. One of the Left Behind series, I think. Bleargh! The secular movie industry made a better movie with The Passion than anything I saw at any function. Well, duh.

      I've been irritated by the Christian music industry plenty of times in the past. Being a DJ for youth groups, college group functions, and such, I always look for fresh music that can compare with secular stuff. I find that the industry squashes and belittles a lot of really good music exactly the way you described.

      I have to listen to secular radio several hours a day just to keep a handle on what "good" music sounds like, so I have a measuring stick. I can honestly say there are only a handful of bands producing music that really sounds comparable, and they are not the ones everyone listens to. No, they are largely unheard of, and have never been on a WOW compilation. Probably because of the lack of money and fame, and because the name "Jesus" isn't mentioned every three words. I think the best source if you're looking for some possibly good new stuff is web radio like Radio U. Other decent web radio shows: Planetlightforce and ZJAM. Forget K-Love and Air One unless you like muzak.

      You just have to keep looking, because there IS a small amount of good stuff out there. You just gotta wade through a lot of "Oh, it's good enough, because Jesus loves you whether you are a good musician or not" crap. It's like the old needle in the haystack cliche.

    16. Re:Well-made? by ninewands · · Score: 1

      Whether Islam is larger than Christianity depends on which Christian you ask. I know any number of evangelical Christian fundamentalists who will tell you that Catholics, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians. Some Catholics feel the same way about Protestants (e.g., Mel Gibson et pére).

    17. Re:Well-made? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If you aren't joking, then I humbly submit that Hinduism is "better" than Christianity based on the same logic, and that [Roman Catholicism is] "better" than [the Baptist Denominations] because there are more of them.

      Note the corrections. A religion is not people.

      Catholics aren't any better than baptists, but if I have to choose between them as markets, then the one with more money is obviously the better choice.

      Oh, and when the followers of Islam outnumber the follwers of Christianity (and it will happen sooner than later), then Islam will suddenly become "better" than Christianity.

      Don't get your hopes up. Islamists keep killing each other, and Christian missionaries are still converting people.

    18. Re:Well-made? by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      No, then they're a better business, not a better restaurant.

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    19. Re:Well-made? by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      Christian music is STUPID. Absolutely DUMB.

      Jesse Smith of Zao once said something like there are no Christian donut makers, so why should there be Christian musicians? That is why Zao stopped being a Christian band and became a band with four Christian guys in it. They then began to produce better music (until they wanted to quit but had two more albums left on their record deal...).

      I cannot stand music where every song is about how cool God is, or is emo about how the singer's girlfriend broke up with him but it is ok because God is cool and keeps him happy.

      A girl I met a few weeks ago found it really shocking that the only remotely Christian band I listen to is Zao (and I don't really even listen to them anymore). "But the Christian Music Industry is great." No, it sucks. Absolutely sucks. I used to be stupid and would only listen to music made by Christians. Now I listen to every kind of metal I can get my hands on because I realized that music is music. The repetive theme of Christian bands are no better than the repetive themes of die-hard anti-Christian bands (e.g. Deicide, one of the worst death metal bands ever...mostly because the lyrics are boring "Satan spawned a cacodaemon...kill the Christian...I hope Jesus dies...blah blah this is the same song as the last one and the next one").

      Not to mention that most "Christian" musicians do not live a very Christian life. I used to be on a moral high horse and wouldn't even let a bad word slip from my mouth. I am reminded of another one of Jesse Smith's stories where an amp fell on his head, broke his tooth, and then he screamed "God dammit!" and a little CMI kid told him he was going to hell because he said "the D-word." Yet he was living a more Christian lifestyle than most overtly Christian musicians do. Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll, and Jesus. All to sell a dollar.

      I think most good musicians who also happen to be Christian have given up on the CMI. You can only succeed in the CMI if you suck and yell "JESUS" as every other world.

      I think I'll start a Christian industrial band. It will be my keyboard, drum machine, Jesus, and I making music together. F-G, F-G, F-G, IV inversion of G (OM*G THAT MAKES IT PROGRESSIVE CHRISTIAN INDUSTRIAL UNKNOWN_LAMER IS SUCH A VIRTUOSO).

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    20. Re:Well-made? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >>Do Christians use different standards of judging craft than non-Christians?
      >Nope. We use units sold or dollars grossed, just like everyone else.

      Personally, I use other standards to judge craft. High sales figures do not mean something is not crap. By my standards of literature, the Left Behind series is a steaming pile. Bad writing coupled to bad theology may sell to the uneducated, but that's not going to turn it into quality literature. As I recall, there is also a Biblical injunction against the love of money.
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    21. Re:Well-made? by tolldog · · Score: 1

      I love how I got modded a troll on this.

      I have been active the last couple of years trying to help with the Christian dance music industry as well as having worked at the largest and most famous Christian childrens video series.

      Not to defend myself, just to give more clarity where I come from.

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    22. Re:Well-made? by tolldog · · Score: 1

      I love RadioU, have a friend that works there and support them fully.

      I know there is some good stuff out there, but the industry as a whole is extremely broken. It seems to be a self perpetuated mass of 10 year old ideas and praise and worship albums. Every now and then somebody comes in and stirs them up.

      Over half my music collection is Christian artists, I jsut feel they have lost a lot of ground that they were gaining back in the 90's. Some songs I listened to back then could probably be getting airplay on secular stations today.

      -Tim

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    23. Re:Well-made? by tolldog · · Score: 1

      I agree. Sometimes that is the best way to go. Actually, usuall that is the best way.

      I do think there is a place for good, overtly Christian music. I just think there is too much of an emphasis on it.

      There are actually some good Christian industrial flavored bands. Its just nobody finds out about them because the industry keeps that stuff burried. If you are into that stuff, Cornerstone always has a decent showcase every year, as well as plenty of fluff to bring in everybody else.

      -Tim

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    24. Re:Well-made? by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your correction. I seriously underestimated the popularity of Christianity. It would appear that Christianity is truly the Coca Cola of religions, and Islam is merely the Pepsi of the new generation.

      What does that make Hinduism? Mountain Dew or 7-Up?

    25. Re:Well-made? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can argue that Left Behind has sold more units, but units sold does not mean that it was "well made", as the article claims when it says "... proved that Bible-based products can do well in the market if they are well made". Look at the all-time worldwide boxoffice sales results. Scroll down to 183. "The Blair Witch Project" grossed $240,500,000 in sales. Below this you'll find the following movies:

      190. Dead Poets Society ($235,900,000)
      196. The English Patient ($231,700,000)
      206. Good Will Hunting ($225,800,000)
      236. Braveheart ($204,000,000)

      And the list goes on. But the above four movies are all Academy Award winners as well as numerous other awards. The Blair Witch Project wasn't even nominated for any Academy Award. However, I don't think anyone would claim that The Blair Witch Project was "well made" in comparison to those other movies.

      Better sales? Yes. Better marketed? Sure. But claiming that it's more "well made" is like saying the cocaine ($40 billion annual sales) is more "well made" compared to the number one selling prescription drug Priolosec ($4.1 billion annual sales).

    26. Re:Well-made? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Well said!

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    27. Re:Well-made? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      There is tons of it because the record companies figured out that there is a big (and low cost advert market-we all go to the same place once a week) waiting to be tapped. The passion did very well because it was promoted like crazy in churches. Our pastor saw a prescreening at a conference and when it was released I'd be surprised if less than 80% of the adults in our church did not see it. Christian music has many of the same dynamics (it gets promoted by churches and friends for free a lot of the time). The band that gets me is Creed, in the christian press they hint around being a christian band, in mainstreem press the claim not to be. I don't care which you are (and don't really care for the music) but choose one or the other. I remember an article that credited soundscan's charts for the rise of Christian music from mainstream owned labels.

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    28. Re:Well-made? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that measure, Shakespeare isn't Shakespeare.

    29. Re:Well-made? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Shakespeare is in the public domain, which I'm sure the "Left Behind" series will never see.

    30. Re:Well-made? by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      It's not quite that cut and dry--the site I linked to seemed to be based on poll figures--or at least defines itself as trying to answer the question 'what religions do people claim to be following when asked in a poll?' Not that such a poll has been taken--for example, they just have to take North Korea's word that they adhere to Juche. It offers a lot interesting discussion of this problem--the results you'd get in a poll are very different from attendance or other registration figures one can collect from the religious organisations themselves, even if the organisations are telling the truth. Presumably there are a lot of agnostics who are baptized as Christians, for example. So perhaps by some other metric Hinduism would score a lot higher. India is known as being one of the world's most relgious places, so it's conceivable that Hindus are on average more Hindu than a Christian is Christian. Or something. Still, if you look at the growth rates, Mohammed might be better than Jesus any day now, popularity wise. (Now, money wise, on the other hand...)

    31. Re:Well-made? by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      I'm more of a metalhead, but I don't know how to play guitar or bass so I wouldn't really be able to do a one-man Christian metal band ;)

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    32. Re:Well-made? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You pay more for the fine French Restaurant, right? Then they make better _meals_.

      But if a McDonalds makes more total than that French Restaurant, then they're a better _Restaurant_.


      So if I opened up a restaurant serving up McDonald's excess food from yesterday that they threw in the garbage (ignoring legalities) for $50 a plate, would you say my restaurant made better meals because you paid more?

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    33. Re:Well-made? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just to drive the point home, the annual religious material publishing industry grosses $1.25 billion a year in sales. Cocaine sales gross $40 billion a year in sales in the US alone. According to you, cocaine is 32 times better than all published religious material combined.

      Hey, religion may be an opiate for the masses but I guess there's still some things the secular world will always do better. :)

    34. Re:Well-made? by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

      In that case, these books are some of the most popular pieces of trash in recent literary history. Whether you liked them or not, the fact is that they sold copies. Publishers, like any other businesspeople, are out to make money, and the Left Behind series did.

    35. Re:Well-made? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I think I'll start a Christian industrial band. It will be my keyboard, drum machine, Jesus, and I making music together.

      It's already been done. The oldest one I know of is Argyle Park, who put out the album Misguided with the classic tune "Misanthrope." Sadly it is the only good tune on the CD.

      I am agnostic, but I grew up in a Christian family and I fully agree with you about the music and other products. I think it is much more productive to sell products made in a way that supports your beliefs, rather than trying to trumpet them to the world.

      e.g. I am vegan, so I wear boots from Vegetarian Shoes, but you wouldn't know it unless you looked at the little tags on the back (or asked me). By comparison, the "Christian Music" equivalent would be to have "VEGAN" in giant block letters running up the sides. It would make a statement, but it would also be pretty dorky.

      Evanescence, I think, is a good example of a band of Christians who got it right. They make good music, and if someone wants to know more about what they believe, so be it.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    36. Re:Well-made? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      What does that make Hinduism?

      Absinthe?

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    37. Re:Well-made? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, once the rapture comes the copyright owners will ascend and the rest of the world can plunder not only their cloths, but the "Left Behind" books themselves!

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    38. Re:Well-made? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      P.O.D. also follows this method, but is a little less shy about hiding their beliefs.
      And yes, even as a Christian I can't understand the desire for things like Christian breath mints(Testamints, they are out there) and other stupidly marketed "Christian" items. Makes no sense whatsoever to me, but apparently to someone it does....

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  11. Mormon Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How about Mormon Games in which you spend all your time running from angry Native Americans because, you, as a Mormon, believe that Indians were too dumb to have made their own burial mounds and Israelites did it instead?

    1. Re:Mormon Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced that Joseph Smith invented the Mormon religion just because he wanted to be able to fuck multiple women without getting killed by an angry religious mob that "momentarily" "forgot" Commandment #6.

    2. Re:Mormon Games by Krizhek · · Score: 1

      I am suprised that both of these didn't get modded any worse as flame bait. But heck the irony may be that I am flaimbait.
      Interesting enough both are A.C.
      As for the parent We beleave they are Jews. And if you knew more about what we belave you would understand that there are multipule groups of people that populated this land no just one set.
      As for the other post that practice did not start till quite a while after the church started. And not all of his relationship were even remotely sexual.

      But I would think it would be interesting to show just some of these battles that occured in the Book of Mormon. I mean come on who wouldn't like to see some guys scalp choped of his head and then his whole army is beat into submission.

    3. Re:Mormon Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go.

  12. What I wanna know... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...is how come Little Caesars didn't milk The Passion for its advertising opportunities?

    *ding dong!* "We're sorry. Your second pie's on us." "Pizza pizza!"

    1. Re:What I wanna know... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...there's got to be a joke in here. Something about being delivered on the third day...

  13. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course. Very typical of the religious bigot. Everyone else's religion is a "pile of crap" except for your own. Your religion is the only one with logic and reason.

    "The key difference here is that it takes no faith not to believe in something"

    Yet you have it anyway.

  14. You have GOT to be putting me on ... by ninewands · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't seen "The Passion of the Christ" nor do I intend to ... but to see the "Left Behind" series mentioned in a sentence stating that Bible-based products do well in the market "if they are well-made" ... GIVE ME A BREAK!

    The "Left Behind" series of alleged Christian sci-fi books" is, not to put too fine a point on it, hackneyed crap. The fact that they do well in the market is more a result of tightly targeting them on the large evangelical Christian demographic group than the quality of the writing.

    1. Re:You have GOT to be putting me on ... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      You might be interested in this guy. He is doing a page-per-page review of left behind. Started last year, has managed it to get to pg. 45 up to now. Absolutely hilarious, witty and theologically well founded. I never got past page 30 of Left Behind myself, but I'm closely following this review.

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    2. Re:You have GOT to be putting me on ... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Or it could be that, if they are as bad as you say, that crap sells.

      B. Spears.
      NSync.
      MageKnight.

      All crap, all make lots of money.

    3. Re:You have GOT to be putting me on ... by Bishop · · Score: 1

      I had not heard of this series of books until now. All I can say is: "wow." I like Salon's take on the series.

  15. How Christian is Christian? by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

    Although extreme Bible-thumping explicitly Christian games thus far have been rare and poorly-executed, there's no shortage of mainstream games with religious over/undertones, symbolism, or commentary. Deus Ex, Xenogears, and Alpha Centauri come to mind. Can someone name more?

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    1. Re:How Christian is Christian? by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Although extreme Bible-thumping explicitly Christian games thus far have been rare and poorly-executed, there's no shortage of mainstream games with religious over/undertones, symbolism, or commentary. Deus Ex, Xenogears, and Alpha Centauri come to mind. Can someone name more?

      Um... Doom?

    2. Re:How Christian is Christian? by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Alpha Centauri focusses on only one culture of Christianity, and one that I as a Christian have never encountered. It is not a religious game, nor does it accurately portray Christianity. It is, however, a fantastic game and one of my all time favourites. It was always a war filled game when you had Miriam, Yang and Santiago in the same one.

    3. Re:How Christian is Christian? by SamSim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anything based on The Matrix.

      The thing I see about making videogames based on Christianity is that interactivity is a problem. How are you going to make - for example - an RPG based on the story of Moses? If there's only one way to complete the game, then anybody who's read Exodus will get it instantly... if there are multiple solutions, you're questioning Scripture. Suppose you took control of an army during a well-known battle like Gideon's... what happens if you lose? CAN you lose? SHOULD you be able to lose if God is on your side? And you can't let the player do anything sinful. That's a VAST restriction on what you can do in the game.

    4. Re:How Christian is Christian? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
    5. Re:How Christian is Christian? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      There was a PC game that came out a few years ago, called The Neverhood. It was definitely Christian in its message (I had a brief email exchange with the game designer, who has since repudiated videogames entirely - he took umbrage with the fact that I found Gnostic Christian overtones in the game, and he said he meant it as a straightforwardly Christian game.) It was well done, fun, and visually clever, using claymation graphics.

      What is interesting to me about this conference is that it is a group of people trying to use videogames to say something - that is more interesting to me that simply trying to make "family friendly" games. I think that anyone who takes games seriously and thinks that they have a potential to do more than just entertain and "educate" should take note of what happens at this conference.

    6. Re:How Christian is Christian? by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      Who says the games have to be that accurate?
      In World War II videogames, do the Germans always have to lose?

      A Biblical times based MMORPG or Online FPS would be interesting. Massive armies, interesting weaponry, vast potential.
      To provent tampering with major outcomes, you probably wouldn't be a major figurehead in the Bible (Pharoah, Moses, Aaron, etc.), just another one of the ranks following your own story. That way, there's not too much you could do to even tamper with the History.
      But even if it wasn't forced Historically accurate, it'd be a neat look at What Could Have Been.

  16. You prove the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all you do is prove the point that those of your religion have a real arrogance and intolerance problem toward those who do not share your views. It's not just the Muslims and the Religious Right who have this problem.

    1. Re:You prove the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is your problem? Atheism is not a religion. Get your head out of your ass. No one said relgion was bad. It isn't my fault you want to believe in stupid fairy tales. You can do what you want, just don't try to shove it down my throat.

      I am perfectly happy with all you idiots worshiping nonexisitant deities. It is your constitutionally protected right to do so (if you live in the US that is). That doesn't mean I have to think you are intellegent for doing so.

  17. Little do they know, or maybe they do... by a+whoabot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Commodotising ideas into consumer products for the mass market does just that: initiates them into the mass. The mass purely consumes. This won't help the actual influence of any ideas they're trying to put forth, it will have a negative effect if any. It's as quicksand.

    Of course, they probably do know this, and it's just an attempt to get money for something or someone(s), somwhere. One must admit, that wouldn't be out of line with the actions of "religious" groups in the past.

  18. Good times by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Funny
    Seriously, there are some great games out there. I recommend this or this. Burn, heretic, burn!

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  19. Some people don't get it by Quill_28 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why Christians games?

    Quite simply the more games mature the more "adult" they become.

    They same has happened with books, movies, and music.

    Christian music is not what it is today because it has Christian lyrics, it was started as a clean alternative to the music of the day.

    If mainstream music stayed "clean", Christian music would never have become so popular it may never have even been a seperate category.

    The same will happen will books, movies, and computer games over time.

    Computer games have slowly "matured" where it is not uncommon to have swearing, adult topics, etc, etc.

    Christians don't desire to have "Christians" games(or any other type of media) so much as games that don't go against their moral beliefs.

    Sorry for the disjointed post.

    1. Re:Some people don't get it by ninewands · · Score: 1
      Quoth the poster:
      Christian music is not what it is today because it has Christian lyrics, it was started as a clean alternative to the music of the day.

      I beg to differ. "Christian popular music," more particularly, "Christian Rock," "Christian Metal" and "Christian Rap" were specifically invented to 1) allow Christian youth to think of themselves as "kewl," and 2) as an attempt to proselytize.
      If mainstream music stayed "clean", Christian music would never have become so popular it may never have even been a seperate category.

      I rather have my doubts about that ... I clearly remember hearing that "Rock and Roll is the Devil's music" back in the fifties. However, it's overbearing popularity forced the evangelicals to come up with something in a similar vein in order to retain any semblance of cultural relevance. Those who really like Rock, Metal and Rap consider the "Christian" variants to be laughable at best, pathetic at worst.

      Personally, I'll stick with Classical (where all the GOOD Christian music is (Palestrina, Faure, Bach, Brahms, Handel, the Haydns, Pachelbel, etc.)) and Jazz.
    2. Re:Some people don't get it by Quill_28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would disagree. I listened to both "Christian" music and pop music in the late 80's.

      My main reason for listening to Christian music was not to be kewl, it was because alot of the music of the day went against my beliefs, plain and simple. A lot of other people felt the same way. I would also attribute the rise of country is the 90s for the same reason.

      >Those who really like Rock, Metal and Rap consider the "Christian" variants to be laughable at best, pathetic at worst.

      Yes, all "Christian" artists suck and have no talent. ::sigh::
      Yes, Christian music started behind and as a whole will probably always will be behind(except for a few genres).
      But there are some excellent artists that are as good as you will find.

      But if you can get past the message there is some good stuff out there.

    3. Re:Some people don't get it by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1
      Quoth the poster (regarding popular music):
      ...it was because alot of the music of the day went against my beliefs, plain and simple...
      ...and later (referring to Christian music):
      But if you can get past the message there is some good stuff out there.
      I'm not one to criticize your preference for the Christian music scene, but this strikes me as a logical inconsistency.

      -J

    4. Re:Some people don't get it by aminorex · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of *good* Christian music. John Coltrane is the pinacle of Christian jazz, in my
      view. Waterdeep did great alt-rock. I think they
      are still around. Sufjan Stevens rocks my world
      right now.

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    5. Re:Some people don't get it by EvanTaylor · · Score: 1

      I think he meant if the "message" annoys you, if you get over the message you can hear some good rythms, vocals, etc and respect it.

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    6. Re:Some people don't get it by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1
      Regardless, it's still contradictory. If he started listening to Christian artists because he didn't agree with the "message" of popular artists, more power to him. That's why they exist, and it's good for people to support artists that produce what they want to hear. But what I'm getting at is, why is Christian music special in that I should overlook its message any more than he should overlook the message of other pop?

      -J

    7. Re:Some people don't get it by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      > why is Christian music special in that I should overlook its message any more than he should overlook the message of other pop?

      Because many times the pop music is offensive to me. So I choose not to listen.

      The question is: Is Christian music with it's lyrics(not the music :-) offensive to you?

      If it is, then don't listen to it.

      If the lyrics are irrelevant to you, or at least if Christian lyrics are irrelevant to you, then there may be some artists who you would really like.

    8. Re:Some people don't get it by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Is Allegiance any good?

    9. Re:Some people don't get it by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1
      That's a fair statement. You can replace "Christian" with any ideologically-based music scene and the same will hold--straight edge, left-wing or even neo-nazi. Some people will either be into the message, or able to overlook it; others will be turned away by the message.

      -J

    10. Re:Some people don't get it by spinkham · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, the thing with Christian music is the voulme of the artists. Say there are 50,000(numbers pulled out of my butt) "secular" bands, 99% of them suck, and 500 "Christian" bands, 99% of whom suck. That leaves us with about 5 good "Christian" bands, and 500 good "secular" bands, which sound like about the right numbers to me. There is good Christain music out there, just not as much of it as good "secular" music.

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  20. Do these people have a CLUE? by ninewands · · Score: 1

    I actually clicked the link to see the CGDC official website and was treated to a Flash homepage that rendered about 1.5 inches tall and 3 inches wide on my Sun 21" Trinitron ... I hate to think what it would be like on my 17" monitor at home! The text on the page was, needless to say, completely illegible.

    1. Re:Do these people have a CLUE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Larry Wall is a blooming idiot.

      Along with C.S. Lewis and Tolkien.

      My boss is a Christian and happens to be the author of a well-known protocol that is used everyday, and author of numerous rfcs.

      Please making statements like that only shows how un-smart you are.

    2. Re:Do these people have a CLUE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! I said "probably." I think you can chalk up four out of over two billion to statistical aberration.

    3. Re:Do these people have a CLUE? by Tronster · · Score: 1

      I'm sure whoever made the site is using IE and didn't test it browsers with less marked share. (Don't flame me for this, I'm a Firefox user myself.)

      You can view it in full screen by loading the SWF directly. link to SWF here

    4. Re:Do these people have a CLUE? by ZX-3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The text on the page was, needless to say, completely illegible.

      Was it? Or maybe, the problem was that your faith was not strong enough...

    5. Re:Do these people have a CLUE? by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

      You didn't actually sit on the page long enough for the 1.5" by 3" "loading" thing to finish, did you?

  21. "proved that Bible-based products can do well" by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WRONG. It proves that good story based products , good music, and good film will do well regardless of whether they're Bible based or not. Good art / good media is NOT PREACHY.

    "Christian Rock"
    "Christian Books"
    "Christian Film"
    and now "Christian Games". These usually turn out awful because
    A:They're more concerned with evangelizing the audience than with telling a good story or being entertaining. And
    B:The people making them are Christians first and producers of art/media/content second. It usually comes out like it was produced in a church basement by people with left over bake-sale cookies and a very inflated sense of relevance.

    Sure they'll tell you that "OF COURSE we're Christians first above all else." But we all have rolls to play in life. You don't see any Christian Football Players. No, you see Football players who happen to be Christian.

    If you want to build "Christian Games" then first concentrate on the game, the message comes second (or forget it). If you build Christian morality into something like for instance the Sims (community, teamwork, tolerance, sharing, caring generosity, etc.) then you'll have a great Christian game that's for everyone and teaches Christian values to the masses. So much better than a preachy Christian game for Christians that re-cements their already well indoctrinated beliefs.

    Feel free to replace "games" with "music", "books", etc. above.

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    1. Re:"proved that Bible-based products can do well" by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, yes and no. There are cases where a work is both "good art" and "religiously preachy," and some of these are quite successful in the market.

      For example, I could make a strong argument that U2* was both good art *and* religiously preachy.

      Similarly, C. S. Lewis' Narnia books were reasonably good art and quite religiously preachy.

      * U2 was a rock'n'roll band popular before some of you were born, and after some of you were in college.

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    2. Re:"proved that Bible-based products can do well" by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's quite easy to go through history and spot any number of high quality and classical literature works that were made by "Christians first". C.S. Lewis is the most glaring example (I've never yet heard someone complain the Narnia stories are low quality. They were also somewhat popular.) What does happen is that Christian work of middling quality is still well-supported and garners sales, either for evangelistic purposes or because Christians like buying things that match their faith. So yes you can find some lower quality Christian work out there. But I hardly think this can be used as an argument to say that "quality cannot happen". I could go into a bookshop and find you lower quality secular work pretty quickly too. The existence of low quality output is not proof of the non-existence of high quality output.

    3. Re:"proved that Bible-based products can do well" by Kiriwas · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that Christians do NOT simply want to teach Christian values, the entire point for a Christian is to spread the Gospel. Spreading of "Christian" values is the same as the values of just about any religion, most have the same basic tenants. For a Christian it's about Jesus with belief in Jesus, all those values are for nothing. You may not agree with this, but you can't tell a Christian when they should be happy with their own work. A Christian that is anything BEFORE a Christian needs to re-evaluate why they are Christian and perhaps switch their priorities a bit.

  22. FUN by Sevn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Suggestions for Titles:

    The Adventures of Young God

    Moses vs Hoover Dam

    The Great Whale Escape

    Sodom and Gommorah Sims

    Santa vs The Israelites

    Jesus Chainsaw Massacre (aka WWJD Smackdown)

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    1. Re:FUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just remember all all-important question:

      Who Would Jesus Frag?

  23. Let's hope they're more fun than... by lightspawn · · Score: 1

    Wisdom Tree's NES games.

    Did you know Sunday Funday was just a graphics hack of Menace Beach?

    Also see: Bible Adventures.

    "GOOD WORK! BUT YOU FORGOT BABY MOSES!".

    Yeah, I'm sure the passion of the christ will make for a great game, with the player controlling Jesus, and.. getting beat up and stuff?

    Now, if you could switch to Robot Jesus, Ninja Jesus, or Hyper Jesus, then we'd have something...

  24. Be sure to update your video card drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...So that Jesus will be properly rendered as being black.

    1. Re:Be sure to update your video card drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not black, just Middle Eastern.

    2. Re:Be sure to update your video card drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, as long as he has feet of brass and hair of wool (i.e. an afro). I'll check it out. Oooh maybe you can have him say "don't worship me, be like me" as he lays the smack down.

  25. You're close.... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

    It's actually the new Easter Barbie. You open up the box and there's nothing inside!

  26. SimEarth? by JasonMaggini · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that qualify? Heck, any of the Sim* games let you play god to a certain degree...

  27. Flamebait? by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What, how many people here actually care about Christian games? I thought this was "news for NERDS", not the 7100 club.

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    1. Re:Flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, how many people here actually care about Christian games? I thought this was "news for NERDS", not the 7100 club.

      If you meant "christians AND nerds == 0", then I have some news for you - lots of nerds are Christians, and vice versa.

      If you meant "Christian games are typically crap, and nerds, even Christian nerds, like good games", I suggest you go read some reviews of Christian games on SomethingAwful - crap games make for very funny reviews, and nerds like funny reviews.

    2. Re:Flamebait? by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
      What, how many people here actually care about Christian games? I thought this was "news for NERDS", not the 7100 club.

      Dammit, I always wanted to be a member except my parents bought the far less cool Apple PowerMac 6100/60, not the 7100/66.

      Or, did you mean the 700 club?

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  28. MOD UP, NOT FLAMEBAIT, READ GRANDPARENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to read the parent to this post... the subject line is a bit harsh but the post has a point.

  29. Re:Bring on the bigots! by superyooser · · Score: 1
    Theism and atheism both tout declarations of belief concerning something that is supernatural. A materialist scientific verdict cannot be given either way. Therefore, they are both faiths.

    Theism is faith in presence; atheism is faith in absence.

  30. Not an argument. Just a fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "This 'atheism is a faith too!' argument has cropped up"

    It is not so much argument as it is fact. Atheism is just another faith concerning deity. Nothing more, nothing less. Those who argue that it is the only true faith, the only logical one are as arrogant as the worst Christian or Muslim.

    1. Re:Not an argument. Just a fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose this would be on the order of the "facts" that religious folks cite in their holy scriptures? Atheism is not a faith, but an absence of faith that there is a god(s).

      Mr. Webster says:

      atheism
      \A"the*ism\, n. [Cf. F. ath['e]isme. See Atheist.] 1. The disbelief or denial of the existence of a God, or supreme intelligent Being.

      Belief takes faith.

      Disbelief is a lack of faith.

  31. Re:exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, the Pacific Northwest.

    White supremacist mecca of the United States of America.

  32. Why? by alyosha1 · · Score: 1

    As a Christian and a gamer, why do I need specifically 'Christian' games? I don't play 'Christian' soccer or 'Christian' chess now, do I? I can see the point of some Christian literature if it's actually educating me on some point of my faith , (writers like Philip Yancey come to mind). I can see the point of Christian music like that of delirious and Tim Hughes that serves a purpose in connecting me with God, but beyond that I'll be the first to admit that a lot of what the Christian sub-culture churns out is poor ripoffs of mainstream.
    I presume that the marketdroids have realised that we're just another market segment that will dutifully lap up whichever books, films, and now even games that have the word 'christian' stamped on them.
    I wish this wasn't the case, but it is.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Christian and a gamer, why do I need specifically 'Christian' games? I don't play 'Christian' soccer or 'Christian' chess now, do I?

      Someone should develop a Christian chess game with Christian rules. If someone takes your knight you give him a pawn as well, in keeping with Jesus' commandment "if someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic". The ultimate goal is to have a stalemate where no pieces are taken and both players pray for each other, so that you can keep Jesus' commandment to love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.

      I think the biggest problem with developing a Christian chess game is in following Jesus' commandment "if you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor" -- how one plays chess after removing all the pieces from the board hasn't yet been solved.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your cleverness underlines the absurdity and uselessness of this whole discussion.

      If I had mod points, one of them would be yours. (And I say this as a Catholic.)

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, shouldn't have checked that "post anonymously" checkbox... I was sure I'd get a flamebait mod for that one. :)

      However, perhaps I ought to rush out and patent the rules for Christian chess!!

    4. Re:Why? by xTown · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you don't need specifically Christian games. I know I don't.

      But there are some fundamentalist denominations that believe that thought and deed are equal; this is the root of a lot of the objection to pen-and-paper RPGs, or so I've heard: that imagining you are doing something ungodly, like casting a spell, is tantamount to actually casting a spell. (From a more rational Christian standpoint, of course, this is absurd.) But it stands to reason that there will be some people who want to exercise their imaginations only in certain ways, and that's probably where a Christian game's target market is.

      Also, I think you're underestimating the ability of a game to be educational on points of faith. On Slashdot not so long ago there was an article about a guy who knew some answers in history class because he had played...uh, Pirates, was it? I think so...so I could see the same thing applying to a decently-made game with a Christian perspective. The key word, unfortunately, is "decently-made", and you're spot-on about most of it being poor ripoffs.

  33. Sympathy for the Christian Gamer by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 1

    Probably a lot of us have a typical response when we see a group that labels itself Christian going after a hot market whether it be music, games, junk food or whatever. But...

    I recall receiving a letter sometime in the 1980's from a Christian youth regarding an RPG I co-wrote. His problem was he desperately wanted to play the game but since it contained demons as part of the monster list he wasn't allowed to. Apparently, in his case it was simply the label "demon" that placed it on the banned list and he pleaded that we simply change the name from "demon" to "beast". Alas, I couldn't accommodate him and ended up writing him a letter of apology.

    Moral of story: There are a lot of frustrated gamers out there with choices limited by conscience or parents.

    So, my sympathy goes to the gamer rather than a group trying to figure out how to get cash out of something like Davey and Goliath's Xtreme Rapture Rampage or whatever.

    1. Re:Sympathy for the Christian Gamer by StocDred · · Score: 1
      And that's exactly what's wrong with the WWJD crowd. I realize that this is a severely truncated story, but changing 'demon' to 'beast' is not going to make one bit of difference to the content. The 'beasts' won't have any less teeth, cloven hooves, or pointy tales. This kid's plan was to slip the book under the radar.

      It's a classic example of christians ignoring the actual content and instead getting all hung up on the most obvious of labels. If they actually held any strong beliefs on restricting their kid's exposure to that, they'd do more than pay it lip service by banning the word 'demon.' But it's easier to wholesale ban one word than pay attention to whatever dopey RPG their kid wants to play. Hell, the kid probably wanted the RPG precisely for the demons.

      The kid instinctually knows this is bullshit, so he made a valiant attempt to strike the one, single word and therefore get the game rubber stamped OK.

      Similarly, Janet Jackson's tit is the Most Offensive Media Ever and America must be cleansed... while the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre racks up $300 million at the box office. The content only matters when the groupthink says it does.

    2. Re:Sympathy for the Christian Gamer by Tronster · · Score: 1

      Semantics can be a pain within the Christian community. With a group of volunteers, I throw "Christian Raves" which contain all elements of a rave (music, lights, PLUR...) minus drugs and people grinding up on each other. Regardless, I've been told by people they can't attend because their parents see the word "Rave" and freak out without digging deeper into what it's about.

      Not all, but many Christians want to stay in a Christian bubble. Screw the bubble...Jesus did in His day. :)

      As for "cashing in"...this is simply not true (yet). Anyone developing right now is doing so on the hopes that a market exists. It's only a hope because channels to get the product to the consumer aren't in place yet. There may be only one publisher of Christian Games (don't know if they are established yet or not) who will be trying to get the games into Christian Bookstores, and other places where a market (may) exist. It is easier to make money with video games by not targeting a specific market segment...at least that's what I gathered from one of the developers I talked to at the 2003 CGDC who left his job at EA and was just getting by trying to make a "Christian Game".

  34. Am I the only one... by Corpsesarecute · · Score: 1

    supprised to learn that there is a Christian Game Developers orginization? Sometimes I think I'm the only one that got the context of the post.

  35. Yeah, but can you paint? by Avallach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's an old article I remember reading by a gentleman named John Fischer which talked about his efforts as a child to begin a Christian painting company. Things went very well until they knocked on the door of a lady who asked a very pertinent question: "Can you paint?"

    Quite frankly, the problem with most Christian software is that it's not fun or well made. The problem with most Christian novels is that they're poorly written, and (dare I say...) the problem with most Christian music is that it's just not good music. (I say this having encountered and continuing to encounter a great deal of the material in question...)

    Art and entertainment with an idealogical basis behind them (or theological) sets itself up for one of two fates. Either it accomplishes its attempts to communicate the transcendant and becomes truly great, or, more often, it fails miserably. Very rarely does it seem to be "just art" or "just entertainment." The art gains the hearing for the message, but only provided the art is of sufficient quality.

    If Christians wish to use games/music/books/software/whatever as a means to share their faith, the first step in doing so *must* be to be one of the very best designer/artist/author/programmers out there. Simply being a "Christian programmer" is not enough. One must be a very good programmer who is also a Christian.

  36. Worthington's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bob: This guy sucks!

    David: None of these people seem to think so.

    Bob: I don't care; I'm funnier than he is.

    David: Oh yeah, if you're so funny, how come you don't have your own show?

    Bob: I did until you fired me! Well, I just don't think he's so great.

    David: He makes more money than you do.

    [Bob ponders the thought.]

    V.O.: That's right, Bob. Listen to your friend, a person who makes more money than you is better than you, and therefore beyond criticism. This is called the Worthington Law [which reads "More Money = Better Than"] and it's used to gauge the value of human worth. Carl Espick, economist, and editor of Value Magazine.

    Carl: Yeah, that's right. So what do you think? Wrong! Whatever you were gonna say doesn't matter because I make more money than you. That's if you're 80% of the public. So, I'm right. Each year, Value Magazine ranks the 500 best people in the history of the world. Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself The "Great" Caruso was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation...[uses calculator] almost everybody! He made nothing! [shot of John fixing car]

    John: So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

    Carl: And I'm better than you, brainiac. In 1995, Steve Peaters had no money. He was a public school teacher, so his opinion wasn't worth very much. But then, in 1996, he won the lottery, and he was a great man. Greater than Einstein, who made very little. But then, guess what this genius-for-a-day does. He goes and gives his money to charity. Now he's about as dumb as Einstein. Way to go, Einstein. So, read Value Magazine, and get to know the 500 best people in the world.

  37. Get over it. you've got the faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Belief takes faith. Disbelief is a lack of faith."

    If there is no evidence of what the disbelief concerns, then it is still a faith. Atheism is a faith like any other. Your quoted dictionary definition only bolsters that you are incorrect.

    1. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you have to have faith to say that I'm not a traveler from the future sent back in time to talk to you about religion? I would say not.

      It would have to take faith to believe that, but it takes no faith not to believe it.

      It can't be proven either way, so the only act of faith would be in believing the unproveable.

    2. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "So do you have to have faith to say that I'm not [obviously maee-up irrelevant example]"

      Nice way to try to change the subject with invalid analogies that you are making up on the spot.

    3. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not irrelevant at all, and I think you have proven the point exactally. The only reason you have a problem with this is that you don't think belief in a god is obviously made up. You think that some how just because your god means so much to you that the idea that he/she/it could be made up is some how a leap of faith. This is your belief and It can't be proven. It takes faith to believe that the idea of a god wasn't made up.

      Before you get more upset here, remeber that no one can prove or disprove your faith, so no one can say with any certainty that you are wrong. The only point being argued here is that the choice not to believe in what you believe does not take faith. It is a lack of faith in what you believe.

    4. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by spinkham · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, I would. I would have to have faith in the fact that the world works in a certain way, and that time is linear, that other beings exist outside myself, that cause and effect exist, that my mind can in fact reason in a manner that lines up with things that happen outside my mind, etc. All of life requires faith.
      In walking I have faith in gravity to pull me forward as I lean forward, and that my leg will have enough strength to stop me when it hits the ground. I have to believe that what I see in front of me is in fact solid and will hold my weight.
      Life is not as logical as we would like to believe, and logic itself gets us nowhere without assuming or "having faith" in things. Our lives are mostly experiencial, and we have faith that what worked in the past will continue to work, but that isn't necessarily true. It is reasonable though, and is how all of us live.

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    5. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by nacturation · · Score: 1

      One question: is faith required in order for someone to not have faith?

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    6. Re:Get over it. you've got the faith by bamberg · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, I would. I would have to have faith in the fact that the world works in a certain way, and that time is linear, that other beings exist outside myself, that cause and effect exist, that my mind can in fact reason in a manner that lines up with things that happen outside my mind, etc. All of life requires faith.

      That's an interesting perspective, but it's not one that everyone shares. For example, I don't. I don't have faith that time is linear. We're still learning about the precise nature of time. As for cause and effect, quantum physics experiments are providing some interesting results that bring cause and effect into doubt, at least on a very small scale.

      In walking I have faith in gravity to pull me forward as I lean forward, and that my leg will have enough strength to stop me when it hits the ground. I have to believe that what I see in front of me is in fact solid and will hold my weight.

      Let me assure you, gravity works just as well if you don't have faith in it, flight not withstanding. Same for solid substances (did you know they're mostly empty space?)

      Life is not as logical as we would like to believe, and logic itself gets us nowhere without assuming or "having faith" in things.

      Absolutely incorrect. Life is logical. People aren't. And logic gets people who use it a lot farther than faith does.

      Our lives are mostly experiencial, and we have faith that what worked in the past will continue to work, but that isn't necessarily true. It is reasonable though, and is how all of us live.

      It's rather dishonest to equate a reasonable expectation that things will work as they have in the past to the blind belief in a mythology that is logically contradictory and is filled with stories of events that we know didn't happen.

      My car generally starts when I go to use it. I'm going out today; somehow if it doesn't start when I expect it to I don't think my worldview will implode.

  38. passion of the christ game by austad · · Score: 1, Funny

    What would the point of this game be? To evade the romans, change history, and never allow the religion to come about? Which would probably go against their beliefs.

    Or to find the romans, taunt them, let them beat you, and then die? Which, on the other hand, is usually the opposite point of playing a game.

    I'm unsure what the point of this game would be.

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    1. Re:passion of the christ game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are games where you are *required* to die, Chrono Trigger comes to mind (eg: first Lavos battle...)

    2. Re:passion of the christ game by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      I think the author was just mentioning popular Christian titles currently in the market, not suggesting a videogame based on them. Though a Left Behind-esque videogame would be rather interesting. Later in the series it would become more of a Splinter Cell type game.

  39. Fine, fine. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    a) I'm acutely aware of the religion following Slashdot readership. It's become more problematic of late when threads go down that path.

    b) I'm suggesting more the latter. But also that I don't think it's a worthwhile topic of discussion unless you are simulataneously considering my argument that the "Christian Entertainment" industry hurts itself by isolating itself. I didn't see the foot (It's Funny, Laugh) icon, so...

    c) You have to read all MY posts with tounge fimrly planted in cheek. Seriously. And read the whole thing, carefully.

    d) Give me a fucking break.

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  40. Re:Bring on the bigots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you talking about?

    Your rediculous statment assumes there is such a thing as the supernatural, which is a religious notion.

    Not beliving in the supernatural is not a leap of faith. It is a choice not to believe in something that can not be proven. Not believing in something that has not been proven is not faith, but rather a lack of faith.

    The flip side of this is that Theism is a leap of faith to believe in something that can not be proven. That doesn't make it wrong, but it does make it a faith. In fact as far as I know, having this "faith" is one of the most important aspects of most religions. It is supposedly a virtue to have faith (I think it is silly, but then I'm biased).

    Why is this such an issue to those who have faith? Wouldn't you want to put distance from the "unbelievers"? Why insist that we have faith too?

  41. Nothing semantic about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nothing semantic about it: those in the Atheist religion have a faith that there are no deities. Might as well say that you worship the god Athe, whose main characteristic (according to how the faith defines him) is that he does not exist. Bowing before the null God.

    Atheism is a religion like any other.

    1. Re:Nothing semantic about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now this is just silly. It is one thing to say that atheism is a faith, but it is most definetally not a religion. Even theism isn't a religion. Most religions are theistic however. A religion is a set of beliefs and practices. It has been argued that not beliving in God is a belief of atheists (I disagree, I think it is a disbelief), but no one has tried to attach a doctrine to atheism.

      IT IS NOT A RELIGION.

    2. Re:Nothing semantic about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Now this is just silly. It is one thing to say that atheism is a faith, but it is most definetally not a religion"

      It is a religion no better, no worse than any other.

      "A religion is a set of beliefs and practices"

      The faith that there is no God/Goddess/etc certainly counts as that.

      "It has been argued that not beliving in God is a belief of atheists"

      There is a difference. Agnostics do "not believe in God", but they also lack the faith in "No God". The Atheist goes further: not only do they lack a religious faith that God exists: they go so far as to assert one that he/she/it/they does not exist.

    3. Re:Nothing semantic about it by StocDred · · Score: 1
      I also have a faith that the red Jolly Rancher will taste kinda lilke cherries. And that the sun will come up tomorrow. And that my car will work well enough to get me home from work tonight.

      You're effectively diluting the word 'faith' (and 'religion', by the way). 'Faith' used to be a word that actually meant something, and you want to use it to mean anybody who has any thoughts about anything. Which, actually... I'm fine with. Go right ahead. Less word power for the christians.

    4. Re:Nothing semantic about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep up the trolling, dude. atheist means "not a theist". an atheist might have a faith other than theism, but this isn't required. all that's required is that an atheist doesn't share a theist's faith.

    5. Re:Nothing semantic about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The faith that there is no God/Goddess/etc certainly counts as that.

      This is not an atheist though. An atheist means "one who does not have your faith in a God/Goddess/etc". Not (faith in God) doesn't equal Faith in (not God). Come back when you learn the difference, troll.

    6. Re:Nothing semantic about it by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      "A religion is a set of beliefs and practices"

      The faith that there is no God/Goddess/etc certainly counts as that.


      Set of beliefs and practices. That's an inclusive 'and,' there.

      Pray tell, what are some of the practices of the athiest religion?

      And as for the discussion at hand -- I'd recommend that people check out Full Armor Studios. Their 'Walls of Jericho' is a pretty slick game.

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  42. I also think we have a double standard here. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    1) I can say "M$ is dumb" and no one will mod me down flamebait.

    2) I can't say "Christianity is dumb", I'll get modded into the floor.

    Statements 1 and 2 are opinions. Statements 1 and 2 are opinions often held by nerdish people. So why the double standard? Does everyone assume that it's not okay to put down peoples beliefs that have nothing to do with technology?

    In this case the fields intersect. I don't think I should be modded down for expressing my opinion, especially in this case.

    And just cause I'm cussing. Fuck, I always cuss. It's because I'm tired of people who write: Holy S*** and FU in their posts. As if the slashdot regex matching police were going to come and get them.

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    1. Re:I also think we have a double standard here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also say "niggers are fags," but that wouldn't go over too well either (except for maybe with the GNAA).

    2. Re:I also think we have a double standard here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also say "niggers are fags,"

      You chose to be a christian, you don't choose your color or sexual preference.

      See, that wasn't too hard to understand? Maybe you've got one of them christian brains?

    3. Re:I also think we have a double standard here. by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

      False...you "can" choose your sexual preference. Just visit a maximum security prison. Tons of them wree straight until they got there, and because of lack of the female gender just learned to get used to it, or not.

    4. Re:I also think we have a double standard here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh?

      Keep your ACs straight. That was my first post in this thread.

      Maybe you've got one of them idiot brains.

    5. Re:I also think we have a double standard here. by arkanes · · Score: 1

      No. You can choose your sexual activities, but not your preference. You can also be acclimated through abuse, but once that happens you aren't really talking about "preference" anymore.

  43. Your argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Your rediculous statment assumes there is such a thing as the supernatural, which is a religious notion"

    Your argument assumes that there is no such thing as a the supernatural, which is another religious assertion.

    "Not beliving in the supernatural is not a leap of faith"

    It becomes a leap of faith if you assert that that supernatural does not exist.

    "It is a choice not to believe in something that can not be proven"

    The non-existence of the supernatural is one of these things. Actually, it is as provable or unprovable as any religious assertion.

    "It is supposedly a virtue to have faith (I think it is silly, but then I'm biased)."

    You are biased because you are blinded by your own faith. You think those who do not have your religion are silly. Religious bigots of all kinds have this characteristic.

    1. Re:Your argument by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Oh, good grief. Someone arguing on the side of religion accusing an (assumed) athiest of being blinded by their own faith.

      If that's not the height of irony and/or stupidity, I don't know what is.

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  44. Re:Bring on the bigots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theism and atheism both tout declarations of belief concerning something that is supernatural. A materialist scientific verdict cannot be given either way. Therefore, they are both faiths. Theism is faith in presence; atheism is faith in absence.

    Incorrect. If theism is "faith in presence" then atheism, or "non-theism" means "absence of (faith in presence)". Huge difference. You're confusing "I don't believe that" with "I believe the opposite of that".

  45. Yay. by josh+glaser · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think most Christian stuff can hold a candle to the non-Christian stuff. It might be because all Christian games applarently must be a sermon in disguise. It could also be that they usually have exponentially lower budgets (I remember a Christian film bragging about its budget of "nearly one million dollars"). Other people have also discussed there reasoning, and I agree with it, to the most part.

    Ever noticed how everybody talks about how great, say, "Left Behind" is? It's really not that great of a book - compare it to other popular (not-Christian) books out there, and, well, it's pretty...meh. But it's supposedly the best Christian book ever (well, besides the Bible ^_^). I think that it's not because all Christians are awful writers, but there just in a smaller pond - rarely is Christian stuff compared to non-Christian stuff, and Christian stuff is usually lower quality. I guess what I'm getting at is, well, being the best author ever on your block isn't saying as much as the best in the country.

    And I think this "Christian games" thing is blown out of proportion - in all my life, I've seen around 10 Christian games, never at "big" stores, just at Christian bookstores and the like. But its supposed to be the next "Christian music" - which has hundreds of singers and stuff, and can be found at my local Wal-mart. It could very well be because lots of Christians (NOT ALL - don't take me the wrong way) usually take a bit longer to "warm up" to new stuff, in my opinion (and in a LOT of personal experience).

    I'm not expecting Christian games to be anything big anytime soon. I mean, I've still seen Wisdom Tree's NES games for sale. And if and when Christian games are anything more than ripoffs of other game and Disney-style "activity centers", I doubt they will be as good, simply because there's fewer people interested in making them and buying them.

    Just my two cents.

    1. Re:Yay. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Well, the "fundementalist" christian game all suck btu I'd argue a lto of good games are christian influenced. Take for example Warcraft, Since it's lifted from tolkien there's a lot of christian ideals in it. The valiant paladin/holy warrior crusader. The power of temptation (Arthas), the notion of a benevolent god (all the priests get power from somewhere).

      then theres the messiah allegory that manifests itself in DOOM, and somore overt Christian game slike Messiah. We may see them as nothing more then using christian symbolism and imagery but theres a christian influence.

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  46. You're doing the same thing. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    you cannot claim to have conclusive evidence of anything when billions of people around the world, looking at the exact same evidence, draw the opposite conclusion

    Wait a minute... which ones? It seems to me all of them come to differing and mutually exclusive conclusions. Most acknowledged atheists look at this and deduce that the truth must be the intersection, namely THE EMPTY SET.
    Unless religion and dieties are somehow a socially-local phenomenon. Which is interesting in and of itself (which means atheists are also correct as far as they are concerned).

    So I guess it really doesn't matter at all, then, what anyone thinks. :-)

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  47. Good grief. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    They are preaching to the choir or alienating people that could not care less about the religious overtones of their endeavours.

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  48. Conflicting Christian Denominations by Allison+Geode · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think a big problem is that methodists and catholics and lutherans all have different variations on the belief, and the you get a bunch of christian programmers, but they all have differeng beliefs, and we end up with the dreck that the market puts forth under the Lord's name! we should pick one denomination to make the games.. the one that has the most faith, I'd say. so I propose that all the other christian denominations leave the christian video game scene to one specific denomination who will do it the most justice and make the best christian electronic entertainment of all: the Amish.

  49. Re:Bring on the bigots! by superyooser · · Score: 1
    Incorrect.
    Look it up.

    You are thinking of agnosticism, which asserts that the knowledge of the supernatural that would be required to choose either theism or atheism cannot be known by humans, e.g., both positions are bogus.

    Atheism is the paradoxical doctrine that implies that atheists can and have investigated the supernatural realm which they believe to not exist, and the knowledge they found as a result of their investigation of this non-existent realm is that God isn't there.

  50. Last Year's Disaster! by superultra · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, I sure hope this year's is better. I had a big booth for my game, "Win the Wicked," (selling for $49.99) and last year some weird Jewish guy with a whip came through the hall yelling and overturning tables everywhere. Something about his father's temple. WTF? Guy was on speed or something. Probably cost the developers at the conference a thousands of dollars each. The damage he caused to my equipment was why I had to push back the game a few months. Who did he think he was anyway, stopping me from selling my Christian games? This is America, a Christian country!

    I hear they got an injunction against him this year though. For all the trouble he caused me, he could be rotting in a grave for all I care.

  51. Hey Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Maybe we can play games like 'Who's the biggest ass-wipe', 'Who's the biggest bigot', 'Who didn't vote for John Ashcroft', 'Bonk the Pope', and 'Which cardinal is a virgin in back'!

    And my favorites, 'Let's all be pathetic' and 'Let's set the world back three hundred years'!

    Woo hoo!



  52. funniest. game. ever. by miyako · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This just reminds me of a NES game a friend of mine picked up at a garage sale for a nickle a couple of years ago called "Exodus: Journey to the promised land"
    Essentially, the player played as moses leading the jews out of egypt as in Exodus, but what was really funny is that you walked around as this moses character and shot and killed the egyptians with the "word of god" wich was just this W that you shot out.
    The game itself was actually quite terrible, but it was so bad that we all have a good laugh popping it in every once in a while.
    Of course i'm suprised that they are going to think about having anything to do with pen and paper games, which is so closely related to D&D, because as everyone knows "Dungeons and Dragons, Satans game..." (if you don't know what i'm talking about check out Dungeons and Dragons, an 8 bit re-enactment)

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  53. The one I am really looking forward to ... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Christian game I am really looking forward to is Crusades:

    In the name of Jesus and with the blessing of the Pope, invade countries that are your technical, scientific, and cultural superiors, slaughter the inhabitants, and on the way there, get rid a few of the Church's main Christian rivals.

    The other one that looks good is Witch Hunt:

    In the name of Jesus and with the blessing of the Pope, go whole hog on S/M: Randomly pick women to torture, rape, and murder (not necessarily in that order). Women who have helped liberate France from foreign invaders get extra points!

    I've heard there is a newer version of that called Stone the Homosexual, but then I'm probably going to get modded down enough as it is.

    Seriously, people, where does this idea come from that Christian games will be any more tolerant, life-loving, or enlightening than the past 2,000 years of Christian history have been?

    1. Re:The one I am really looking forward to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, nice logic there, pal. Judge all Christians by observing only the behavior of people who didn't follow the principles of Christianity at all, and instead simply waved the flag.

      By the way, I heard that the Columbine shooters played comptuer games. Now I just KNEW those computer games were evil.

      Judge a faith by the principles that it originated from. Humans will always be humans, and there will always be people wearing the wrong color shirt. Be smarter than that.

    2. Re:The one I am really looking forward to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Judge a faith by the principles that it originated from.

      Okay. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ... If a rapist rapes a woman and she wasn't pledged to be married, the rapist pays the raped woman's father some silver and the raped woman has to marry her rapist and never get divorced.

      Or maybe Deuteronomy 25:11 ... if a murderer comes in and attacks the husband who lives there, and the wife rushes to his defence and tries to stop the murderer by grabbing his nuts, cut off her hand. Show her no mercy.

      These are commandments Moses claimed were given to him by your God. Great principles this Christianity thing originated from.

    3. Re:The one I am really looking forward to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you honestly believe that today's Christians--and Christ himself--would ever follow these archaic, outdated rules, then you are so entrenched in your confusion and hatred of Christianity that a proper explanation of the relationship between the Old and New Testaments would go way over your head. But, if you ever do attain anything resembling an open mind, try flipping through the Gospel accounts sometime to see how the true founder of Christianity would approach these rules written for another people, another time, a vastly different culture.

      Anyhow, have fun with the rest of your life! Golly, what a great thing to have on your shoulders throughout this brief time on earth: a total hatred of one of the world's most followed religions. And, gulp, one that has a chance of actually being true. I hope you've really done your homework. Eternity is a long time to regret the choices made in a mere 100 years or so.

    4. Re:The one I am really looking forward to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's incredibly insulting that you would accuse me of such a moronic argument that a two year old would understand. You obviously failed to notice that I said "originated from", as the original poster (you?) stated. If you can understand such a complex thought, Christianity arose from the "old testament" Jewish laws, the same laws which were allegedly handed down by your God himself. Why did your God give laws which were ungodly, barbaric, and cruel? Surely such a spiritual Bible-believing person as yourself must be familiar with Nehemiah 9:13 "You [God] gave them regulations and laws that are just and right, and decrees and commands that are good."

      Want to study where Christianity originated from? Study God himself! Study those laws which reflect the character and nature of God, those laws which are just, right, and good. Is it just, right, and good to punish a raped woman by forcing her to marry her rapist, after the rapist pays her father off? Is it just and good to cut off the hand of a woman because she touched the nuts of someone fighting her husband? You are too fucking blinded by your religious delusions to observe that the origin of Christianity _IS_ God. That same God who handed down those archaic, outdated rules.

      Don't worry. I'm having a great time with the rest of my life, thanks. And I don't _TOTALLY_ hate Christianity... there are some good teachings there, many of which were borrowed from Buddhism some 800 years prior. Those are nice, but it's the surrounding bullshit which most people on Earth detest. I don't live in a fantasy world believing in an outdated nonsensical fairy tale book about talking snakes in a garden with naked people who spawned all of humanity only 6000 years ago; about a supposedly all-knowing God who is actually so _AFRAID_ that some guys building a tower will reach heaven that he has to scuttle the project! Oh, and this all-knowing, all powerful God regretted his mistake so he wipes out all of humanity in a huge flood in order to rid the world of evil. Millions of people, billions and trillions of plants, animals, birds, and insects all slaughtered in the biggest genocidal rampage of all time except for eight people and a pair of each creature. Here's what you should ask yourself, genius: did it work? Did God rid the world of evil like he wanted? No? So much for your pathetic all-knowing, all-powerful deity. Might want to rethink this whole God thing if he's that incompetent.

  54. Re:exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, the Pacific Northwest. White supremacist mecca of the United States of America.

    Oh, now you're just being jealous because it was the southern states which participated in the black slave trade. If you hadn't forced so many black people to be your slaves, you would have more white people there too!

  55. a Chronicles of Narnia RPG by cyrax777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    would be kinda cool.

  56. well said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all those that modded the parent as troll: can't handle the truth, can you? Come on--it should be +3 insightful/informative or better! To illustrate the giant leap backwards taken by christian music: compare Handel's "Messiah" or Mozart's "Requiem" to the current pile of unartistic palp labeled "christian music" today. The former invoke real emotion and convey a real and christian message that appeals to just about everybody, regardless of the faith (or lack thereof) of the listener. Now how about current outstanding representatives of Christian Music today...like...uh...whatshisname...uh...Simon O'Whosits...or...um...Schmoe McDinkle...naw...er...hmmm...that band...The Fundiesons? No christian artist today has any cultural significance of any kind. The only emotion they can bring up in anyone is pure, raw rage...directed against the christian "artist." The only message conveyed is to please for the love of God strangle the syrupy sanctimonious untalented pimple of a human being before they can sing again and disgrace christianity even further. Troll? You pukes make Jesus cry.

  57. Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it only me who thinks the parent was supposed to be 'funny' rather than 'insightful'?

  58. Re:I don't exactly want to get involved.... by timbit · · Score: 1

    in your little war, but it seems like a little common sense is missing here. Any religion can be made to look bad by only looking at certain parts of it. It seems to me like your missing the big picture. You quoted all of two laws of the old testament. now, one would assume that you used the two laws that best supported your argument, right? so you have two. now, take a look through all of the laws in the old and the new testament, and look at how many of them are designed to protect people. also remember that you have to take into context the culture that it was all written to. I'm not entirely sure, but something tells me that a few thousand years BC, if you raped someone, there were no repurcussions. and if a woman in any way harmed a man, she'd be killed. by comparison, these laws begin to look a little more fair. you can't judge everything in the context of the 21st century. OH, btw, if you read the story of the tower of babel, God wasn't afraid, he was ticked at the peoples' pride.

  59. D&d "anti christian" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a friend and I have made this D&d based RPG-roguelike game, and we find out that one of those crappy "charge-money-for-other-peoples-work" websites is hosting it. I have a look, and their review of it says "its an excellent game, except that you worship dieties, which arent God, so this game sucks."

    Seriously, what is wrong with these people (the website guys, not tarring all christians with the same brush) that they cant appreciate a FANTASY GAME without bringing god into everything? Im an atheist (and a pretty strong one), but I ENJOY the aspect of worshipping different gods when i play a game. Hell, I've even played Christians wielding "True faith" before. The thing is that these are GAMES. Its like people who play GTA, then go out and steal a car, and claim GTA made them do it. Learn to seperate reality from fiction people!

  60. Re:Bring on the bigots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No, you look it up:
    • "Strong atheism is an
    • explicit belief that there are no deities. (They may, for example, be considered an impossibility.) Such a position usually commits one to having, or at least allowing for, positive assertions about and explanations of the natural world which do not require a deity.

      Weak atheism is a mere lack of belief in any deity. (One may hold that there is not enough evidence to support a decision, or one may simply not have a position). This is related but not equivalent to agnosticism, which affirms that a person cannot have firm knowledge of the existence nor the inexistence of any deity. Nonetheless the two terms are often used interchangeably."
    Weak atheism (non-theism) means a non-belief in the existence of any deity, not a belief in the non-existence of any deity. It can also be synonymous with irreligious. You're assuming it _always_ means "strong atheism" which is bullshit. Scroll down half way to the Wiki chart in Agnosticism and see that both *-agnostics and *-atheists can have positions which stem from a "lack of belief".
  61. Fun with Planesdragon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm getting the hang of your logic. What if I purchased some McDonald's food and resold it, completely unchanged, for 1 cent more? Wow, suddenly selling the *exact same food* for a penny more means that I have made a better quality _meal_ than McDonald's.

    Okay, let me try another one! I go to buy the Gideon Bible at a small bookstore. They want $9.95 for it. I find the exact same Gideon Bible at Walmart for $9.75. Same ISBN, same wrapping, same color, etc. So, hang on... I think I've got it... the small bookstore is selling a product which is better quality than Walmart's. Yes! I understand your religious reasoning.

    Shit, this new logic amazes me, dragon boy. Explain again how you employ sheep's bladders to prevent earthquakes...

  62. Re:I don't exactly want to get involved.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Read Deuteronomy. In most cases, you rape someone and you get stoned. Only when the chick isn't pledged to be married do you avoid a stoning, and you get the bonus that you can marry the rapee and you can't get divorced.

    You're right about the Babel story. My mistake. I must have been thinking of something else entirely.

    You know, I can pick various other scriptures and watch the bible bash itself. Like numerous "nobody has ever seen God and lived" compared with "Moses spoke with God face to face, as a man talks to his friend". 100% contradiction. The Bible is full of them. What about all those promises God gave but never fulfilled? I don't agree with all of these (many are subject to how you interpret them, but many more aren't) but check them out yourself.

    And, if you're in the reading mood, compare Buddha and Jesus. Buddha lived some 800 years before Jesus. Funny, then, that Jesus has a life story almost 100% identical to Buddha and taught almost identical teachings! If I didn't know any better, I'd be tempted to say that Jesus copied everything Buddha did!

  63. You can prove a negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "In fact, if you knew anything you'd know that you can't prove a negative"

    If you knew anything, you would know that proving a negative is the same as proving a positive. Negativity or positivity is just a quality, not a big difference.

    "it's up to the person making the claim to offer proof. If you claim that God *does* exist, the burden of proof is on you."

    Just the same as if you proof God does not exist.

    1. Re:You can prove a negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you knew anything, you would know that proving a negative is the same as proving a positive. Negativity or positivity is just a quality, not a big difference."

      You know, I could easily go into the mathematical set theory explanation why this is impossible, but you're just trolling. The "positive" version of "God doesn't exist" is "Everything *except God* exists". Sure, you could try and prove that this is true or false, but I'm sure that a person of your incredible dizzying intellect can see how it far from "not a big difference".

  64. Practices is not relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Pray tell, what are some of the practices of the athiest religion?"

    A religion does not require practices. There are plenty of theists who believe in their God or Goddess, but don't do anytning about it.

  65. Wish I had 50 mod points for "troll" by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kinda bothers me how many people are on here being total Trolls. Me? I'm no fan of the right, of fanatical believes, etc. But I am a fan of being open minded, and being open to let others enjoy their beliefs without ridicule, as long as those beliefs allow for others.

    I guaruntee you that for every pompous putdown and ridicule based rant here you'll find another in some "religeous right" forum that you'd gleefully quote as to say, "See what jerks these guys are?". So who's the "deluded fool" then I gotta wonder? Who's more closed minded?

    1. Re:Wish I had 50 mod points for "troll" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often times, the only way to get a person to realize that their way of thinking (or lack thereof) is wrong is to shock them out of it. Some people are genuinely trolling, but a lot of replies here point out the inconsistencies in a way which results in ridicule. Otherwise, this would be just a wonderful discussion where we'd end up agreeing to disagree and nobody would actually use their brain and _think_ for a change! Now it's one thing to believe something that's a matter of opinion... "I like Christianity" is perfectly fine. Many of my friends are self-profession Christians and I have no problem with that. However, stating a fact which is incorrect... "the Bible is 100% true" is fair game for scrutiny. And I will call my friends on it when they state something as factual when it's easily proven to not be so. If nobody gave a shit about the truth, then this site wouldn't likely exist.

    2. Re:Wish I had 50 mod points for "troll" by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points...I'd give 'em to you. Openmindedness is paramount. As a Christian myself, what other people's beliefs are really don't concern me, as long as they don't insist on forcing them down my throat. Ironically that's what's wrong with a lot of the evangelical movements out there, lots of cramming down throats. Same thing with some of the posts here on slashdot, lots of flamebait.

  66. Re:Bring on the bigots! by bamberg · · Score: 1

    Atheism is the paradoxical doctrine that implies that atheists can and have investigated the supernatural realm which they believe to not exist, and the knowledge they found as a result of their investigation of this non-existent realm is that God isn't there.

    No, atheism is simply the lack of a belief in any gods. No investigation required; there's no evidence of anything to investigate. Here's a link to help you out.

  67. WWJD? by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

    I had a very odd experience once. I went to a Christian School conference with the school that I teach at. There was an entire room filled with "Jesus Junk" -- T-Shirts, bracelets, mugs, etc. Prominently displayed were many, many WWJD? items. At that moment, I had an image in my mind of Jesus turning tables over, saying "you shall not turn my Father's house into a den of theives."

    But I chickened out.

    My feeling about Christian games is similar: why use Jesus' name as the drawing point for commerce? I can't properly rationalize it.

    My feelings about Christian music are more conflicted. Some bands are in it for the money and fame; others for the music; others in order to "make a difference"; still others for the honorable purpose of expressing their thoughts, which happen to be Christian; still others in order to honor God with their musical talents. I can't condemn the genre as a whole, but I sure don't purchase very much of it. (Rich Mullins being a prime exception)

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    Human being (n.): A genetically human, genetically distinct, functioning organism.