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Biometric Voice Recognition Credit Cards

securitas writes "New Scientist's Celeste Biever reports on the latest in biometric security devices: voice recognition credit cards. The device is three times the size of a normal credit card, has a 'microphone, a loudspeaker, a battery and a voice-recognition chip' and is intended to help reduce credit card fraud. The owner speaks a password into the card and the card emits an authentication squawk. Bruce Schneier loves the concept of BeepCard's related sound authentication technology. Other articles at the Telegraph and The Register."

122 comments

  1. 3x the size!?! by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would anybody want to carry a credit card 3x the size of their other cards?

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    1. Re:3x the size!?! by emc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I hope it's 3x as thick, not 3x as long or wide...

      and no, I did not RTFA

    2. Re:3x the size!?! by Daneurysm · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Why would anybody want to carry a credit card 3x the size of their other cards?

      I'm willing to bet it's 3 times thicker, not 3 times longer or wider.

      Wow, that sounds like spam...

    3. Re:3x the size!?! by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 3, Informative
      From the Article:
      They are not quite there yet: the card is the length and width of an ordinary credit card, but it is still about three times as thick. Alan Sege, Beepcard's CEO, says the company now plans to use smaller chips to slim it down to normal thickness
      That's pretty reasonable to me...
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    4. Re:3x the size!?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Reasonable until you try to run it through the slot and it won't fit. Can't fit it into an ATM either.

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    5. Re:3x the size!?! by jorgen · · Score: 1
      Reasonable until you try to run it through the slot and it won't fit. Can't fit it into an ATM either.

      Thus, the ultimate fraud protection. :P Hmmm well...

  2. So how many folks by emc · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many folks will pull out this card, hold it up to their faces, and say:

    "ChangeMe"

    ?

    1. Re:So how many folks by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does it make me geekier than the average /.er that my first thought was to set it to something like 'Picard delta 3'

    2. Re:So how many folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah pretty much... That is really, really geeky.

      Watching Star Trek is worse than getting dry humped by a Rhino.

    3. Re:So how many folks by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      How many folks will pull out this card, hold it up to their faces, and say:

      "ChangeMe"


      Actually, I think they'll be saying things like "First Bank of Foo Mastercard" or "I love my Visa". A sneaky way to advertise the cards every time they are used.

    4. Re:So how many folks by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. Welcome home.

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  3. Dupe by r2q2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I believe this story is a duplication

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  4. and the merchant verification process? by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how do I, the merchant, prove I 'heard' the squawk?

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    1. Re:and the merchant verification process? by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      how do I, the merchant, prove I 'heard' the squawk?

      I'm glad you asked that! Merchants can buy a Deluxe Squawk Verifier from us for only $39,999.99! Act now and you'll recieve the Deluxe Juice-O-Matic at half price! Hurry! Supplies are limitied.

  5. Uh, yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So just make an identical looking device which produces a squawk no matter whose voice it is.

    1. Re:Uh, yea by pyrote · · Score: 1

      So just make an identical looking device which produces a squawk no matter whose voice it is.

      or change out the shell of your real card with the one your faking. card says 'shirly' it responds to 'lucy'.

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  6. Convenience? by BlueCup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't one of the goals of credit cards convenience? I mean, I could put all of my money in a pot, bury it where someone will never find it and pull from it when I needed and it would be pretty secure, but it's just too much work. This might be a good idea for the tin foil hat crew but I've got a feeling most of us will be sticking with our small, compact, easy to slide into wallet cards.

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    1. Re:Convenience? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Isn't one of the goals of credit cards convenience?"

      The main goal is to get people to spend money they dont have so that they can pay off the interest for the rest of their life.

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    2. Re:Convenience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have it "squalk" into your computer speaker,

      Um, you mean into the MICROPHONE?

    3. Re:Convenience? by shyster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Isn't one of the goals of credit cards convenience? I mean, I could put all of my money in a pot, bury it where someone will never find it and pull from it when I needed and it would be pretty secure, but it's just too much work.

      Is that why credit card companies continously ignore the painfully obvious means of ID the rest of the USA depends on: the driver's license (or military/state ID card)?

      If you write (or cash) a check, they check ID. Want some beer or smokes? Where's your ID? Need a passport? You need an ID. Got arrested? Better have some ID. Renting a car? Let me copy that ID. New job? Need an ID and Social Security card.

      Want a credit card? Just fill out this pre-approved application with your name and SS#, and we'll send you one. Oh, and when you get it, sign the back so some 16 year old high school dropout can "verify" it's you when you use it...if they even bother to check, that is.

      And then, when "identity theft" (It's not identity theft. It's credit card companies getting conned because they're stupid.) becomes a problem, they spend millions of dollars enacting inane schemes such as this to verify identity. Bloody brilliant, I tell you.

    4. Re:Convenience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you read the earlier article on BeepCard, the card produces a unique squawk each time, like a SecurID card.

      I'm a bit hazy on how these unique sequences work. Off the top of my head, I think the card has a local high-precision timer in it, and it uses the timer value as an input value to a cryptographic function. If the timer is accurate WRT the server timer, then the encrypted values can be compared. But the factor of the time-input prevents a replay attack.

    5. Re:Convenience? by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. In fact if the credit card companies were serious about security all cards would have had a photo on them a decade ago or longer when CitiCorp and a couple others started using the tech. That way even the proverbial high school drop out would have little trouble spotting a stolen card (more high tech theft like imprinting the number on a card with the thiefs pic would still work but it would significantly raise the bar) that combined with one time use online numbers ala Amex Blue would get rid of probably 90+% of ID theft.

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  7. My voice is my password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    verify me.

    1. Re:My voice is my password by bob|hm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dude if you're going to quote it, get it right:

      My voice is my passport, verify me.

      Sneakers rocks.
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    2. Re:My voice is my password by Stopmotioncleaverman · · Score: 1

      I hate to be picky, I really do... ...but wasn't it 'passport'?

    3. Re:My voice is my password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's PASSPORT, you fuckwit.

      "Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me."

      If anyone doesn't know what this quote this movie is from, you haven't seen Sneakers. Go rent it. Now.

  8. Is that a.... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    biometric voice recognition credit card in your pocket or are you really *really* REALLY happy to see me :)

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  9. What if your sick? by Grant29 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What if you have a sore throat and try to go to the drug store for some medicine? If your voice is scratchy, will you be denied your medicine because your voice doesn't match?

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    1. Re:What if your sick? by Garak · · Score: 1

      There is still cash and other people.

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    2. Re:What if your sick? by Grant29 · · Score: 1

      I understand the cash statement, but many people I know don't carry as much cash on hand as they used too. Especially if you get sick spur-of-the-moment and don't want to have to travel to the ATM just to get some Nyquil in the middle of the night.

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    3. Re:What if your sick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell ya. You KNOW they won't have your banks's ATM, so you either pay the atm $2, and your bank $2 for using some elses ATM, or you drive your sick ass all the way to your bank first. Screw that.

    4. Re:What if your sick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Magnificent Gattaca, no one is ever sick...

    5. Re:What if your sick? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      And how would you get cash at the ATM if voice recognition doesn't work?

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  10. Repeat by vinit79 · · Score: 1

    Did this story not come up a day before ?? Anyway I was a bit too busy to post anything then so thanx for the repeat ;)

    1. Re:Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you still posted a whole load of nothing.

      way to go!

    2. Re:Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's summer re-run season. You'll have to wait until October or so for new Slashdot episodes - and that's contingent on settling with David Schwimmer and the other 5 - they each want a million bucks per story post.

  11. Just wait... by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only will it have Voice Recognition, it will have voice synthesis to communicate to the user! I can see it now...

    "I can't let you buy that, Dave."

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    1. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "I can't let you buy that, Dave."

      Will it understand and make the appropriate connection if I say, "Candi, 38C, blonde, petite" into it?

  12. More passwords? by BMonger · · Score: 1

    Didn't "we" just say that "we" were already tired of the passwords we do have? Now we're getting more?

    1. Re:More passwords? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The benefit of biometrics should be that people don't have to remember more password. The fact that people can't (or don't want to) remember passwords is a good reason to be working on technologies where you can be identified by your voice or fingerprint rather than a string of characters.

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    2. Re:More passwords? by BMonger · · Score: 1

      But the article specifically states:

      The card requires users to give a spoken password that it authenticates using a built-in voice-recognition chip.

    3. Re:More passwords? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know. I was saying more generally that advances in this area are useful as they move us towards a future where biometrics get good enough that people don't need passwords.

      Also, I would imagine that the point of password for a system like this is mainly just to make it easier on the system identifying your voice, since it will only have to be able to identify your voice for one given phrase. This means that password in a system like this don't have to be nearly so cryptic and hard to remember as traditional password to be equally secure. You should now be able to safely have a passord like "bosco" rather than "B0sZc110~9*".

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    4. Re:More passwords? by BMonger · · Score: 1

      That I would agree with then...

      For me however I just use the same password for pretty much everything unless it has money involved behind it... then it's cryptic. Mainly 'cause I'm tired of passwords.

  13. Well... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what does this mean for mimes?

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...what does this mean for mimes?
      They'll have to use a tape recording of themselves.

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...what does this mean for mimes?
      I heard that Bush wants to send them back to Mimeland.

  14. Half my butt is gone!! by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article They are not quite there yet: the card is the length and width of an ordinary credit card, but it is still about three times as thick. Alan Sege, Beepcard's CEO, says the company now plans to use smaller chips to slim it down to normal thickness.

    The smaller chips are a relief, just reading the article one of my butt cheeks was falling asleep:P

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    1. Re:Half my butt is gone!! by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      just reading the article one of my butt cheeks was falling asleep:P

      I suggest upgrading to four asses, that way only 25% will be affected.

  15. godammit... by iammaxus · · Score: 1

    you can't even buy stuff these days without being squawked at

  16. What if... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...you're *really* good at impersonations? For instance, you could then steal Sean Connery's card, say "Moneypenny" into it with his voice, and get a "authorization squawk" that goes something like, "Oh James."

    Seriously though... so much for using this over the net.

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    1. Re:What if... by cheesedog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The point is, that in order to use the card, you have to have it in your hand. You can't steal my credit card simply by writing down the magic numbers (just like RSA's SecurID).

      What does adding voice input from the card's owner do? Not a whole lot, except that now, instead of only needing to physically have the card in your hand, you also have to physically sound like the owner (or have a good recording of the owner speaking his password).

      Is this beatable? Absolutely. But the thing to remember is that it is significantly less beatable than the current system. And since there is no such thing as unbreakable authentication, that's about the best you can ask for. If this system works, it eliminates most fraud, because most credit card theft is performed by complete strangers, i.e., people that don't have access to recording my voice or physically swiping my card.

    2. Re:What if... by Eastree · · Score: 1

      > Seriously though... so much for using this over the net.

      I read a story on this last week (probably on CNN -- it's the only news site my job lets through the firewall). It mentioned web use and over-the-phone use. For both situations, the cardholder will say the password into the card, and the squawk will be "heard" on the other end.

      It seems logical enough until someone starts tapping phone lines to try to gain access to the information, or perhaps a fraudulent business or employee records both the word and the squawk ....

      The article also mentioned using fingerprint biometrics with auio feedback in much the same manner. But one papercut on someone's index finger could very well screw that up also.

  17. The crooks will love this by October_30th · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hand over that friggin' money".

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  18. My Name is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.

  19. And when they add AI ... by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dave: Open my account, HAL.

    HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

    Dave: What's the problem?

    HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

    Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?

    HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

    Dave: What do you mean?

    HAL: Dave, you're trying to save up for retirement, remember? You'll just spend all that money on beer, won't you?

    Dave: What the? Dammit ... just open the account, HAL!

    HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

    Dave: AAAARRRRGH!

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    1. Re:And when they add AI ... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Ah but imagine the possibilities when the AI wont hand over your money to a robber! Although at some points its going to have to make the decision between "give me your money or i shoot your users brains out" - the ultimate turing test!

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  20. How does it work? by Xeo+024 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Domain Dynamics is raising the level of security of smart cards by adding voice authenticators that prevent the card from being used by anyone except the approved cardholder.

    Smart cards are similar to credit cards and serve the same purpose, but they have a completely different data storage system. Instead of using a magnetic strip to store the user's information, smart cards feature an embedded 8-bit microprocessor with up to 16 kilobytes of programmable-only memory. Smart cards have only recently began to gain popularity in the United States, despite their widespread use in Europe for years.

    Domain Dynamics' new TESPAR voice authenticator stores three samples of the user's voice on a template within the Java-based smart card. When users want to make a transaction, they simply enter the card into a terminal at a store and give a speech sample. The card then matches the spoken voice to the recorded voice samples, a process that takes a fraction of the second. The company said that TESPAR is able to handle day-to-day variations in the user's voice and can ignore background noise.

    Read more here.

  21. Wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what happens when you accidentily run this card through the wash?

    1. Re:Wash by Bobdabishop307 · · Score: 0

      what happens when you accidentily run this card through the wash? well, if the card is 3 times bigger than a normal credit card, i don't see how it could be on accident...

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    2. Re:Wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so?

      And if you RTFA, you will see that they will eventually shrink it down to normal size, so your point is moot and my question remains.

  22. Miss Piggy in the Middle of a Sandwich by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Read the article but still not sure how it would stop a man-in-the-middle? True it would require that you disrupted communication but thats feasable - eg if someone is using their card on their cell-phone, kick in a cell-phone jammer as soon as the person speaks into the card, the card still plays the sound for you to record it but it doesnt get through the call? it could also work the same way on a comprimised computer or malicious web-site (think IE browser bug that allows your active-x to hi-jack someone elses)?

    People have to remember that the transaction isnt secure until its been made.

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  23. Hmmm... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how successful this will be.

    This seems to be one of those technologies that either flop or revolutionize the way business is done.

    It's a nice concept, but what happens when someone "loses their voice", so to speak? Can't buy anything until with it until their voice returns? How well does it interact with accents, background noise, etc?

    I don't know how feasible this is but I'd imagine a thumbprint-sensitive card would be much more easier to deal with.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by nkh · · Score: 1

      It seems to prevent stolen cards from being used but this kind of scheme may always be cracked or removed, like the french Yes Card where all the passwords were accepted, whatever was typed at the counter.
      And if you're not into technical stuff, you can stick to the good ol' gun on the head: if you don't speak, i pull the trigger...

      In the end, it will be just another way to increase the price of the wonderful services provided by the banks :-S

  24. No, your name is Flufferton Fecalcock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N:T:

  25. Voice print?!?! by leon.gandalf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    now thats just plain stupid. If you want a biometric card put a damn thumb print reader on it.

  26. Re:Garlic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you're special. -Tracy Morgan

    BTW, it didn't actually go well unless your fingertips smell of tuna.

  27. no special hardware? by hak1du · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do I like this? It's a physical authentication system that doesn't require any special reader hardware

    I don't see why a microphone is any less special than a USB port or an IR port. If anything, just about any computer these days has a USB port.

    And using IR for authentication, many modern phones and almost all modern PDAs will do; all you need to do is plug an IR dongle costing a few dollars (in quantity) into the USB port. And IR can be made interference proof much more easily than sound.

    1. Re:no special hardware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they just transform the card into a (thumb or whatever)reader you carry with you as a CC, that gets its power from the ATM (Plug and play concept.) with a "unclonable ID" inside(like Sim cards) Would be super..

  28. Sheesh, there's got to be more to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Thieves will be unable to use the card because even if they knew the password they would have to be able to copy the owner's voice with a high degree of accuracy.

    It's a good thing that mankind has never developed technology able to record voices to a high degree of accuracy.

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  29. Bubba Smith by Stopmotioncleaverman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember Bubba Smith? He'd have to love this..seriously, the guy could impersonate *anything* in Police Academy.

    SHOPOWNER: 'Please verify your card, Mr. Smith."
    HIGHTOWER: *Squawk*
    SHOPOWNER: 'Thanks'

    Cha-ching!

    1. Re:Bubba Smith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Bubba Smith was not the impression guy...you're thinking of Michael Winslow.

      -AC

    2. Re:Bubba Smith by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't mean Bubba Smith...you mean Michael Winslow.

      Oh what an institution!

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  31. Why make the card so smart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3x the size! Why not go for putting the voice readers in the cash registers and soda machines and the cards can simply store the biometrics. Also stress analyzers should monitor for inevitable coercive forces that muggers will apply to cardholders.

  32. Hi, I'm leon.gandalf's brother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell are you talking about Leon? I've had hotter sex with a goat than I have ever had with your srawny ass.

    Get over it, you are nothing special in the sack.


    Note: use of the words ass and sack were not arbitrary.

  33. Biometrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The benefit of biometrics should be that people don't have to remember more password.

    In biometrics, password remembers you.

  34. Potential problems... by cagle_.25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...seem fairly obvious. First, if one of these devices is at a public terminal, it wouldn't be hard at all to get a .wav record of the transaction; then, I have your password FOR LIFE!

    Second, if someone's voice is drastically altered, (s)he would have to find a way to prove identity outside of the voice recognition system.

    Third, any technology that might let me verify someone's voiceprint could also be used to generate a false voiceprint. A simple tape recording of you talking could be enough to forge your voice electronically. (Hmmm... cool plot possibilities for a Tom Clancey thriller)

    Fourth, my (hypothetical) twin, who probably has an almost-identical voiceprint, is not necessarily to be trusted.

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    1. Re:Potential problems... by clone22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the same password were asked for all the time then there is a higher risk of compromise. The way authentication works is that you are asked to say a word/phrase and you have to say what is in the grammar that the interpreter is expecting to hear and the voice print must match. Number sequences are easier to get a match for, grammar wise. But, they also make it easier to spoof, since you could dial in a number sequence in your Palm Pilot with 0.wav .. 9.wav and play it. Also, the sampling rate when recording the .wav needs to be pretty high.

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    2. Re:Potential problems... by chgros · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, you can't lend your card to anyone anymore (my mother sometimes lent me her card to go buy something, she just gave me the secret code).
      Although of course here in the US you almost always have to sign...

    3. Re:Potential problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Third, any technology that might let me verify someone's voiceprint could also be used to generate a false voiceprint. A simple tape recording of you talking could be enough to forge your voice electronically. (Hmmm... cool plot possibilities for a Tom Clancey thriller)"

      Actually it sounds very much like a Thunderbirds plot from about 1967.

  35. Fingerprints? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How easy would it be to put square sensor in the corner that verifies your fingerprint? It wouldn't take away from the time it makes the transaction since you're holding the card anyway.

    Wait. Uh, forget I said that...

  36. Get it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. at. Turning. Me. On.

    1. Re:Get it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on [edit] her sweet can [edit] so I grabbed [edit] her sweet can [edit] Ohhhh, just thinking about [edit] her can [edit] I just wish I had [edit] her sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweet can.

  37. Re:Garlic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stick them up your ass. They will smell better you buggering woofter pillock sod.

  38. Welcome to the dreaded brave new world of checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Voice check in aisle 5! Voice check in aisle 5! Would the manager please come to the front registers."

  39. You know what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll just take my chances with credit card fraud. With the current zero-liability policies of most issuers, or the $50/card legal limit, I can afford it.

    Merchants can afford to take their chances, too. According to that well-known radical organ, The Wall Street Journal, credit card fraud amounts to $0.06/$100 of overall charges. Oh, the humanity! You can see why merchants spend so very much time whinging about a massive 0.06% loss rate.

  40. Tamper-proof? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    No-one's yet managed to make a smart-card that was tamper-proof. Have they made great strides forward there as well, or is the voice-auth just a way to persuade people the card's secure when it isn't?

  41. Stupid Mistakes Doomed to repeat them selves by Nikker · · Score: 1

    Ok.....
    Lemme get this straight, you say something into this device and if it is successfull it gives you a 'skwak'....
    almost like back in the 'good ol days' when all this hacking started ie 2600Hz tone started all this
    Only diffrence is we dont have to worry about comming up with new fangled ways of immitating the squak with resistors and speakers.
    Mc Fly .... Hello Mc Fly !!

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  42. Colds? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    This is a bad idea, what this would mean is that if you have a cold, have dental work done or go hoarse you would be unable to make purchases until the ailment subsided.

    Do you want to be denied your Niquill purchase at 2am because some piece of plastic with a chip couldn't recognize your voice?

  43. 3 times as big? by secondsun · · Score: 4, Funny

    My company is making a new creditcard system too. Our card will feature the CinderBlock (TM) theft prevention system. Essentially using the latest technolodgies we have embedded a magstip on a 16'x6'x8' piece of concrete. Its weight alone makes a quick snatch from an unsuspecting individual that much more unlikely. And in the event of a successful theft it features ValueBlast brand thermite and a OnStar(TM) accessible detonator. One push of a button and some poor theif just lost his arm, but your credit is secure.

    Please call 1-800-URB-ROKE for more information.

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    1. Re:3 times as big? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dumb fuck ' is feet " is inches, and no succesfully detonatable amount of thermite would do less than blow up him and a decent area around him, especially embedded in a cinder block

  44. Not just size.. by essreenim · · Score: 1

    My grandmother will be worried if she sees me talking to a card.

    No discrimiination against cards intended..

  45. Celeste Biever? by Johnny+Mnobflaps · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or does she not have an awesome pornstar name?

    Sounds like NewScientist (oops, I even just typed NewScientits the first time) has got even more pop-science (Check Out This Quantum Action!) than it used to be.

  46. My name is Psycho Illusion... by Psycho+S.+Illusion · · Score: 1

    ...and I authorized this transaction.

  47. Re:Half my butt is gone!!Tin foil pants! by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

    You may well laugh but it surely won't be long before all chairs, tables and park benches will be able to interogate your cash/credit/"smart" cards.

    Personally I don't wan't have to wear metal pants to protect my tackle, just because some nosey _______ wants to check how many credits I have left, or whether my ID card has been remotely tagged "watch this citizen - he eats curried snickers bars so he must be a threat".

    Next time you sit in the park drinking your beer, ask yourself why it is that those squirrels seem less afraid than they did yesterday...

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  48. Why the password? by tmillard · · Score: 1

    Have the people type there password and have the voice system be as a second mesure for security.

    1. Re:Why the password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the people typing the passwords can spell.

  49. Some questions arize by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    1. If you have to "say your password" at each atm to use your card, isn't that less save? Now they have to put up a cam and find a way to copy your card. (pin / card). A cam seems harder to install then a audio recording device.(the article states there is a high accuracy recording of the voice needed, which is possible so to be considered)

    2. If I'm drunk and I want to get money, my voice will sound somewhat different. (same with different moods which alter the voice somewhat) will I be able to use my CC or will I have to try "different intonations" like with the cellphone voicedailing systems I have been struggling with? certainly cause there's stated the record has to be "high quality".

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    1. Re:Some questions arize by Quill345 · · Score: 1

      1. If you have to "say your password" at each atm to use your card, isn't that less save? Now they have to put up a cam and find a way to copy your card. (pin / card). A cam seems harder to install then a audio recording device.(the article states there is a high accuracy recording of the voice needed, which is possible so to be considered) Don't we already have problems with rogue ATMs that log all your information for misuse? Imagine now recording everyone's voiceprint and their secret password. Somehow this sounds like data just asking to be misused.

  50. I guess it sounded good on paper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, just what I have always wanted to do. Walk into a store, whip out something the size of an Apple Newton, hold it in front of my face and yell out my password. All while drawing attention to my purchase of Vaseline and the lastest issue of Swank magazine.

    I think that a passive fingerprint scan while you swipe the card would be the best way to go.

    1. Re:I guess it sounded good on paper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better choose your password carefully then.

  51. Won't work for me and those who can't talk... by antdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a speech impediment and this technology wouldn't work for me very well. :(

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  52. authentication squark by fozzmeister · · Score: 1

    or alternatively, steal card, disable card, speak, have mp3 player hooked up to speakers in pocket that squaks like card, perfect.

    1. Re:authentication squark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be defeatable by having the squawk encode various information not audible to the human ear (much like an old-fashioned modem). Thus you would need to get the card to squawk at least once, and record it with a high level of accuracy, to be able to repeat the squawk accurately enough to fool the machine.

      I strongly suspect that the creators of this system would have already thought of this and designed this into the system. It's fairly obvious.

  53. What's wrong with that? by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    it's a matter of national security!

  54. Passwords out loud? by Quill345 · · Score: 1

    How many people will use the same email/ISP password in the credit card so they don't forget it? Then there goes security as anyone and everyone reads their passwords aloud.

  55. Stupid Designer Tricks by Aquafort · · Score: 2, Informative
    Simple voice-recognition systems are already used in cellphones to provide voice dialling. The challenge for Beepcard has been to develop voice-recognition and audio circuitry that can be powered by a diminutive battery embedded in a credit card.

    No, the challenge for Beepcard has been and apparently continues to be knowing the difference between voice recognition and voice identification. Yes, the phones have to learn to recognize your voice but that's not because your voice is a beautiful and unique snowflake; it's because the parameters that make up voices are widely varying and we haven't figured out exactly how brains turn streams of voice into words. So-called "voiceprints" are a myth. Google for forensic phonetics if you don't believe me. IANAPhonetician but I am a linguistics grad student and I've had enough grad level phonetics to know that spectrographic analysis of a voice does not provide any kind of unique identification the way fingerprinting does (or is supposed to at least).

    Stupid idea, waste of R&D money, and a poor solution to a problem that has many better solutions that credit card companies are not interested in because it involves them changing the way they do things. Whoever's financing this obviously needs to enroll in an introductory phonetics class at the local university before they lose their shirts on a dumb, unworkable idea.

    1. Re:Stupid Designer Tricks by Aquafort · · Score: 1
      Also, even if we did have a set of features that could at least severely limit who could use your card without a great deal of practice, what on earth makes them think that it will be possible to do that kind of detailed spectrographic analysis on a voice sample taken in a noisy environment?

      These people either believe that all credit card transactions take place in soundproof rooms or they haven't thought this through. The voice recognition/identification would have to be pretty forgiving to accept your spoken password at the supermarket with people talking all around, a baby crying next to you, and lite jazz blaring from the speakers overhead along with the occasional "Price check on register three" squawk. I seriously doubt you could even limit it to a particular word ("password", "bastard", "faster"... You could probably get the vowels, stress placement and maybe some of the continuant consonants like s.), much less a particular voice.

  56. Edison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good show

  57. Possible problem... by J+Mack+Daddy · · Score: 2, Funny


    OK so it's Saturday night and I'm at the bar, the DJ is blasting the sounds, and it's my round. Now how exactly is my credit card gonna hear me say anthing over the ear-splitting bass? Not to mention how is the bartender gonna hear my credit card squawk?

    OK so your average ./'er doesn't know what a bar is. I can almost see the blank stares....

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  58. GATTACA by ingenuus · · Score: 1

    Though you can lose your legs, or perhaps even your tongue in some freak accident. It's all statistical anyway. Hey, wait... are you invalid?

    When Gattaca was first released, as part of a marketing campaign there were adverts for people to call up and have their children genetically engineered. Thousands of people called, wanting to have their offspring genetically engineered.

    Vincent: They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.

    Guanine, Adenine, Thymine, Thymine, Adenine,Cytosine, Adenine.

    "guanine" etymologically derives from "guano", in which it is found.

  59. voice of reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pls
    mod the parent up

  60. Credit Card For Mimes by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Use a card with a hidden button.

    Hold it up, say anything, press button, card plays prerecorded sound.