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Text Messaging-Enabled Crystal Chandelier Shown In Milan
An anonymous reader writes "The Austrian crystal manufacturer Swarovski showed a chandelier capable of displaying text messages via SMS at last week's Milan furniture fair. The Ron Arad-designed piece was at the
center of the attention during the opening show, with hundreds of partygoers sending
uncensored messages to the chandelier. More info can be found at the official Swarovski site, and photos of the construction are available at the manufacturer's website."
I realize that this thing was intended as a "look at me!" publicity stunt, but it is indicative of a trend that I'm really fascinated by: the notion of Internet-enabled "glance-able" technologies. More mainstream examples (if you can call these mainstream) include the Microsoft SPOT technology as implemented in Fossil and Sunto watches, as well as the more elegant implementations by Ambient technologies. (They sell an excellent "dashboard" device that has analog "VU" style meters that respond to various configurable events--web traffic, weather, etc. I want one. That's a hint, ThinkGeek folks. You need to carry these.)
:)
As a user of the SPOT watch, I can say that the argument "Yeah, but I can look that information up in my web browser or on my cell phone" doesn't hold up in the real world: there's a difference between actively looking something up and simply glancing at an object on the wall, or being peripherally aware of a more subtle way of indicating the status of something important to you. (Another great ambient device, the Orb, glows in a different color based on Internet-based information.) Do you pull up a web page to see what time it is? Of course not--you look at a wall clock, or your watch... why not do the same for weather? For stock quotes? For Instant Messages? For traffic information? Heck... your Slashdot karma?
I hope that this kind of technology (in less gaudy form than this hideous chandelier) takes off. I really think it is useful. However, in terms of text messaging or Instant Messages, they are less useful because of the inherent one-way nature of the devices. However, my wife sends IMs to my SPOT watch all the time.
jrjBlog
Someone send http://www.goatse.cx to that chandelier.
Next thing you know, it's making deals with Lore and wiping out entire plants.
The chandelier ships with the default message "Hey you down there...you have waaay too much money."
If I could make this sig kill you, I would.
For some reason, my links to Ambient got munged...
Just go to AmbientDevices.com to check out the orb and the dashboard.
jrjBlog
"Hey! U! Yeah, U! The hot blonde Swedish chick at the IKEA booth. Wanna hook up? Here's my # ......."
Drill baby drill - on Mars
It would be nice to walk in and have Slashdot headlines rolling above me...
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This is a pickpocket's dream. The chiropractor will make out like a bandit, too, with everyone's neck craned upward to the ceiling all the time.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Step 1: Build a chrystal chandelier that displays SMS messages.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
If only they could make the same thing with those phones each one of us has at home to do the same thing ?
Maybe we could carry around those phones and even trade messages with each others..
Oh..wait..
There's nothing like an advertising laden chandelier to make your ballroom feel like a subway station.
It's clean, elegant, and only a few steps from a space elevator...
How Arad needs 30-odd processors to display SMS on a rectalinear grid is beyond me, however,
oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
Oh yeah, well I have an XML toothbrush. Neener neener on you Chandelier people.
Naming it Lolita certainly isn't step two.
...(insert your joke here)
No, this is for elegant *nix hackers to display the status of their servers without clashing with the decor!
Or a way Bill Gates can stay updated on MSFT stock prices and his net worth (and any new lawsuits).
Or deploy them in Las Vegas - "THIS CHANDELIER IS PAID FOR.....GUESS HOW.....THAT'S RIGHT.....WITH YOUR MONEY!"
www.eFax.com are spammers
As tempting as it is to buy a $30,000 text-messaging chandelier, I'm holding out until they invent the text-messaging disco ball.
When that comes out... oh, man. Boogeying will never be the same.
an anonymous way to say things like, "Hey Bob, your fly is unzipped. And Cindy, you have bad breath. Munch some Certs, will ya? Martha, shave your armpits, and that dress makes your butt look huuuuuge."
Table-ized A.I.
Whoah, a text messageable chandelier. Cool as it may be, what real use other than curiosity would it be? Admittedly, this technology could be very useful in other fields but who really needs a chandelier you can talk to?
HAH! I just wasted a second of your life making you read this, but I wasted a minute of mine thinking it up. DAMN.
Coming soon to those large, ugly chandeliers found in hotel function rooms.
A story about a chandelier which displays text messages has been up for almost twenty minutes, and not a single "All your base..." joke has gone up?
Is this still Slashdot?
I sold the 300W cheapo PSU from my Linux box (it now has a butch PSU to drive 5 hard disks) to a bloke at work and he said he was building this chandelier to be shown in Milan and it would do SMS balh blah blah. My favourite footy team is Crystal Palace so when I heard the name of the project i was well impressed.
wonderful, now we get a light fixture that can be 0wned or wormed, and we'll be in the dark as well as spammed at the table. abort, retry, relamp?
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Oh great, it's called "Lolita."
Good luck finding any info on a chandelier after Googling THAT word...
Yup...
How long untill the chandelier reads "f1rst p0st!1!1-w00t!!11!11" ?
This is just a fancy version of those display boards they have in Times Square -- or the local Chevron. The only difference is that he built it into $75,000 of sparkly glass.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
I can think of about a bajillion things I would like to be able to send an SMS to ...
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duh. "handies" really are the 'sneak' tech of the milleni..a..urm.. who owns the cell network again?
okay, forget it, i do -not- want my fridge to be SMS'able.
general electric can kiss my ass, which my toilet is also not able to send SMS's about, out and about to all and sundry, yet
; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
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in soviet rssa,chndlier enbls U!
imgn a Bwlf clustr of thse!
dos it rn linux?
1)mke txt chndlier 2)?? 3)Profit!
hey natalie:P wna get nkd&petrfied?i got hot grits!;)
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This just in...
After having seent the phrase on a mysterious, technophillic chandelier, teenagers in Milan have begun adopting "A/S/L????" into their vocabluary. No clues yet as to what this cryptic code might mean. News at 11.
I have discovered a truly marvelous
You gotta admit, nothing says "I have more money than brains" than a text-messaging chandelier that costs more than a new car.
Your wealthy dinner guests will be awed for about ten minutes, while your less-wealthy friends snicker at you behind their napkins.
... you insensitive clod!!!
(OTOH, it is in So.Cal., so weather is the same all year long anyway...)
Paul B.
Aren't we getting fancy!
Must-not-watch TV!
Step 1: Build a chrystal chandelier that displays SMS messages.
Step 2: Sell for tons of money.
Step 3: Profit!
Makes perfect sense. The profit margins on luxury items are sweet.
I think the chandelier is really cool. Upscale nightclubs probably spend several hundred thousand on interior design. Since you can buy a $6 beer anywhere, those kind of clubs need something unique to draw customers.
Casinos might use something like this. Instead of allowing people to send messages, they would advertise shows and events with it. Casinos like flashy new things and have virtually unlimited budgets.
-B
Thats a great idea until the number gets out and you have some kid in kentucky SMS'ing "go fcsk yourself" to the chandelier some 4 star general is standing under in Belgium.
I do security
Dont you listen?
Step 2 is always "EBAY IT"!
Great. Now we can slashdot furniture, too....
This signature is a waste of 42 characters
Why???
hth.
A common ground for techies and mom at last
I know my mom collects a bunch of Swarovski dust collectors. I know what she's getting for Mother's Day this year.
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
Some people do have more money than brains. I have a friend of a freind who works for BMW Financial services.
In the end, learned that a pretty popular basketball (NBA) star is currently paying $2700 a MONTH on a brand new 760.
And it's only a lease.
Christ, I clear a little more than that each month, and some people can afford that for a CAR payment???
Karnal
...with hardware-accelerated T&L 3D chandeliers coming out next year.
just to drive a bunch of LEDs. That seems a might inefficient to me.
Yet another useless status symbol to hang in your McMansion's pretentioius 2-story foyer.
Like geekdom wasn't an expensive enough hobby already. Now your $15k household furnishings go obsolete in a few years, too.
Cheers
-b
If I wanted a sig I would have filled in that stupid box.
enjoy my SPAM during dinner!
Life is tough enough dealing face to face with folks - do we really want our fixtures to be talking smack, too?
There is a market for this, though - despite the protests of you naysayers. My only question is - how the hell did monkeys get ahold of enough money to buy one of these?
Why do we want it? Because its cool.
Ok fellow geeks. How can we make our own?
who wants code?
What a great way to display Nagios status messages!
C'mon, boss.. please? Since you said no to the plasma display, you owe me!
You're swirling around the ballroom...
You'd HAVE to be in order to read it.
Can you imagine the result if one of the growing number of text messaging spammers got ahold of the number for your chandelier?
You would be sitting at dinner with the lights beeping every 20 seconds and messages showing up saying
Natural herb increases size by 50-100%
Drunk high school girls waiting for you at badpornsite.com
I'm thinking I'll take a pass on the text messaging enabled chandelier.
It should display messages in binary!
I Am Not A Crystal Chandelier but shouldn't messaging be left to the pro's?
yours,
T-shirts
Hey--, here's an interesting thought-- why is it do you suppose, that they haven't started sticking advertising in bathrooms-- or maybe they have and I just haven't encountered any as of yet.
What makes them so sacred that the ad agencies fear to tread? Seems like they have a captive audience for a few minutes that ISN'T being bombarded with pitches (kinda nice, actually), but I don't reall see what's holding them back...
Then again, maybe they're afraid that stuff'll get peed or dumped on (and they're probably right about that)...
This seems like a slightly more transient version of having a grafitti wall at a party. While it might have some gimmicky appeal for the first party it shows up at, I can't really see the long term appeal. I mean, are you going to want and sit there and look at someone's posting to the light fixture, or look at the hot girl/guy accross the room. Besides, it's not like IM is an amazing fountain of creativity. It would be mostly people sending the same kind of drivel over and over again and feeling witty. Almost like slashdot....
1. bld crytl chndlr 2 dspl sms msgs
2. ?
3. prft!
I would look at the chick, but then again I also end my questions with question marks. :P
why is it do you suppose, that they haven't started sticking advertising in bathrooms
Coming soon to a bathroom near you?
Of course there's been advertising in bathrooms ever since there was a bathroom if you count the "Call 0900-HOTSEX for a really good time!" type.
why is it do you suppose, that they haven't started sticking advertising in bathrooms
They do stick advertising in the bathrooms, at least here around San Francisco. There is often a large poster on the inside of the bathroom stall door with multiple ads. I can't say I remember what they're ads for, but I do know they're there.
More sugar!
I can see it now...
/me goes back to hacking chair... ;)
My leather reclinerwill accept incoming SMS messages in a vibrate mode!
Step two wouldn't make sense except that Swarovski is one of the most elite crystal manufacturers in the world, and some Chairman Kaga type would pay big bucks for it.
"Help! Help! I seem to have turned into a chandelier!"
They have advertising in Bathrooms. What, do you live in the third world or what?
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