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Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for Kids

mindless4210 writes "Lego announced today the successful deployment of a full-scale child-tracking system within Legoland Billund in Europe. The tracking system, deployed by Bluesoft, Inc and KidSpotter, allows park visitors keep track of their children using one of the world's largest Wi-Fi tracking networks. The children must wear a wrist band with a Wi-Fi tag on it, and if they become separated, parents simply send a text message from their mobile phone, and receive an automated response giving them the accurate location of their child."

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  1. Where's my wife? by IdleTime · · Score: 5, Funny

    That'll come next :)

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    1. Re:Where's my wife? by NineNine · · Score: 5, Funny

      And why would you need that? If I lost one of my ex-wives in Legoland or whatever theme park, I'd drive away just as fast as I could!

    2. Re:Where's my wife? by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where's my wife?
      That'll come next :)


      Only in Soviet Russia. In America, the wife keeps track of YOU!

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    3. Re:Where's my wife? by phallstrom · · Score: 4, Funny

      This one is easy... at the mall!

    4. Re:Where's my wife? by antic · · Score: 2, Funny


      Yeh, a Wi-Fi system that warns you when your wife comes within 50 metres...

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    5. Re:Where's my wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just talk to the nearest good-looking woman.

      I guarantee that once you do that, you're wife will inexplicably show up.

  2. Low tech alternative: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A leash.

    1. Re:Low tech alternative: by Nexzus · · Score: 5, Funny
      Damn, I hate that. It just seems so... derogatory.

      A couple times I've seen a mother with a kid on a leash, and I've asked her if the kid knows any tricks. Every time I got a dirty look. I guess some people don't like to be reminded of their bad parenting habits.

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    2. Re:Low tech alternative: by Mateito · · Score: 3, Funny

      > BTW, do you have children?

      This is slashdot.

      There are certain things you have to do before having children... and Im not referring to painting the spare room yellow.

  3. Giving kids IP addresses by strredwolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh great. We're now giving kids IP addresses so their parents can ping them. What it going on now?

    Excuse me while I compile IPv6 on my systems. We need it now.

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    1. Re:Giving kids IP addresses by justMichael · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh great. We're now giving kids IP addresses so their parents can ping them. What it going on now?
      Actually it's more like a
      traceroute lil-johnny
      cause a ping is only going to tell you if he's alive, not where he is ;)
    2. Re:Giving kids IP addresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      But that's only if there's a route to the kid. If a router goes down somewhere it could look like the kid is dead.

      Police: "I'm sorry. I can't ping your son. I'm afraid he may be dead."

      Mother faints. Father starts crying.

      Police: "Oh wait. There it goes. A router just went down in seattle for a few seconds. I hope I didn't scare you. Say, is your wife OK?"

  4. well... by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's about time for kids to start wearing tinfoil hats.

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  5. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Johnny's location is: Wedged in the swing.

  6. Yeah, but... by BayBlade · · Score: 3, Funny
    I built one out of legos
    But it kept breaking every time I moved.

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  7. That's a little low-tech sounding. by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 4, Funny

    It shouldn't just give the location of the child. For a lot of people, that's totally useless. Most people couldn't tell you the difference between latitude/longitude and UTM coordinates. Instead, it should guide them to their child... let the parents page through instructions. Not only would this be more useful for them, they could get charged by the page, so our corporate overlords should be pleased as well (afterall, reuniting a parent and child isn't satisfying enough).

    Secondly, what ever happened to Darwinism? The lost children should starve and/or form their own feral societies. Only the best would survive to re-enter society, hopefully as very productive, since they'll have lots of useful skills.

    Lastly, where the hell are all the wolves? Aren't they supposed to take care of the lost children?

    First post? I doubt it...

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  8. Asset Management by alakon · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Asset Management" at its best :)

  9. The good news is... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you get to put it together first!

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  10. Biggest Customer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Michael Jackson

  11. Re:Privacy Concerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't this just provide paedos with a free kiddie tracking system?

    Yes, because otherwise, kids are so hard to find at LEGOLAND

  12. Re:Peace of mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, this sound like a great idea. The peace of mind for parents is great.

    Yup, now I can go smoke cigarettes in the parking lot and then go out for a drink up the road and not worry about anything.

  13. Hmm... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean we can ping our kids now?

  14. You know.... by Illserve · · Score: 2, Funny

    for kids!

  15. mallrats by yamcha666 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Reminds me of a scene from Mallrats

    I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues.
    What is with you today ?

    I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal...

    So she'll learn how to manage her child !
    Sort of a harsh lesson.

    Man, there's not a year goes by...

    That I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid...

    That could've been easily avoided had some parent-- I don't care which one--

    But some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator !

    Though these WiFi Trackers do sound like a good idea, maybe if the parents kept a good eye on their children, the need for these trackers could be avoided.

  16. Re:Well,, by JivanMukti · · Score: 3, Funny

    True story...

    A few months ago a woman called the police because her son had swallowed the electronic key to her SUV's alarm system and she couldn't get the vehicle to start.

    The officer thought a minute, lifted little Johnny up and put his stomach near the stearing column. It was close enough for the RFID. Security disengaged and the woman was able to drive away.

  17. Re:Privacy Concerns by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see what you mean, scary stuff. "Excuse me sir, but could you put on this wristband? Perfectly innocent, I assure you." Then the hapless fool walks away, oblivious to the fact that, as long as he stays within range of the Legoland WiFi system, some nefarious evildoer can track his every move. Creepy.

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  18. If I were a kid... by CHaN_316 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd gnaw off the wrist band and flush it down the toilet. The ensuing search in the sewer system by rescue teams should prove amusing...

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    1. Re:If I were a kid... by FirstManOnMoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Much more fun to simply swap wrist bands with every other kid you see.

    2. Re:If I were a kid... by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't gnaw it off, you'll end up with Blue Tooth ...

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  19. Re:Privacy Concerns by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, am disgusted. If children can't roam around unsupervised at an amusement park, what is this country coming to? Next the jackbooted fascists will be telling kids they can't play in traffic or go home with the creepy guy at the arcade offering to show them puppies.

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  20. Gee, when I was a kid... by Resident+Netizen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I was more concerned with acurately tracking all of my lego pieces!

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  21. Opps. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where's my wife?

    Sorry. Lost track of time. I'll have her home by 8:00 PM.

  22. Tunnel Vision by nfotxn · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Ok Billy just stay withing 30-40' of the access point and wear this Wi-Fi tracking bracelet at all times so I know where you are!"
    Solution looking for a problem, anyone?
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  23. Will this locate the TV remote? by 1000StonedMonkeys · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because if it does, they've got my money.

  24. Re:Peace of mind by parcel · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good point. I can see it now:

    parent frantically types out SMS message on cel phone, waits in agony for response...
    Your child is currently: squashed underneath rear left tire of delivery truck.
  25. I remember seeing this in a film once by PeteDotNu · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if the kid walks outside the park boundary... kaboom! Right?

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  26. Oh god your retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    5, Insightful?

    What the fuck? How fucking stupid do you think we are??? Of course it gives the location of the wristband you dumbass.. and of course we know it could be taken off... but the chances of kids doing that is rather remote.

    Jesus F. Christ, you "deep thinkers" here are really annoying because you think your deep, but your just dumb.

  27. Re:Heh. by Ieshan · · Score: 1, Funny

    And they're going to get this information from tracking the kids? What, is the wristband going to ask for a bite of your burger?

    Come on now. There's privacy concerns, and then there's stupid privacy concerns. Someone might be watching you from the bushes with binoculars, too. Damn those bushes and their tricksy ways!

  28. OH MY GOD! by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Tag can be mounted in many different ways on a variety of assets, including the use of double-sided tape, screws and straps.

    Tape??? Screws??? Straps???? My kid isn't getting with a hundred miles of these guys. Nobody screws a wifi tag to my kid!
    -russ

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  29. Re:Think of the children! by black+mariah · · Score: 4, Funny
    You wouldn't want just anything being able to instantly locate your kids would you?
    Yeah, because eyes don't usually work that well.
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  30. An interesting problem... by elitebrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to troll or anything, but what does it say when your child has been taken away from the complex? "Owned"?

  31. Re:Privacy Concerns by NewNole2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like the poor kids who get those leashes attached to them.

    Watching those kids try to run away is more fun than riding the rides at some parks.