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AutoZone Responds To SCO

loftis writes "Groklaw is reporting that AutoZone has responded to The SCO Group's Lawsuit. Here is a link to the Groklaw community's discussion where you can find all the filings in raw form. Here is a text copy of the filing without amendments. AutoZone has pretty much said to the court, SCO has to prove 1) they own the code, and 2) that Linux infringes. Since SCO is litigating these two issues in other cases, they ought to wait until those questions are answered. Or, they say, 'If we cannot wait, we need SCO to tell us what we are infringing upon with specificity.' Since we know how SCO will answer the second question, and the court likely will too, since they amended the filings from SCO v IBM and SCO v RedHat and SCO v Novell, it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait."

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  1. Isn't it obvious? by phaetonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pep Boys is funding SCO with cash!

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by hal9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, Pep Boys is funding Microsoft with cash.

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  2. Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't they just send over Jesse and the boys to do some mods on the SCO folks?

    1. Re:Jesse by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ventura? Jackson? James? Helms? Who are you talking about?

    2. Re:Jesse by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Ventura? Jackson? James? Helms? Who are you talking about?

      One of these things is not like the other.
      One of these things does not belong.

      Answer: Jesse James. He's the only one worth voting for!

  3. used to waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    have you ever gone to autozone? they keep you waiting for years before someone finally decides to help you. i think SCO saw this one coming

  4. Huh? by Guy+Innagorillasuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So they don't trust SCO's word? What's this world coming to when a fine outfit like SCO can't be trusted?

  5. hide-this-SCO by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    From AutoZone's filing:
    SCO's "hide-the-eight-ball" tactics in the IBM case leave AutoZone with little realistic belief that SCO will voluntarily identify the basis for its claims without this Court's intervention. SCO filed its Complaint against IBM more than a year ago; yet, at least as of April 18, 2004, SCO still had not provided IBM with any reasonable identification of its claims.
    I would like to play a little "hide-the-eight-ball" with.... oh, forget it, too easy.
  6. me! me! by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Since we know how SCO will answer the second question

    ask me! *raised hand*

    "there are trillions even quadrillions of infringing lines in linux. all your atoms comprising our lines of code are belong to us. hence you clearly and specifically infringed on SCO's rights."
    Sincerely,
    Darryl

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    1. Re:me! me! by ginwizard · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but many of the atoms which belong to you are composed of the Up, Charm, and Bottom quarks which I have recently obtained the rights to, therefore, I demand free life-time oil changes.

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    2. Re:me! me! by Anonymouse+Cownerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you swap the first two letters of bill gates name you have gall bites.

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  7. In other news... by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    After pissing off a legion of auto-philes by suing Autozone, SCO has now set their legal sights on the organizations of the NRA, the KKK, and the NY Association of the Russian Mafia for infringing on intellectual property by using Linux in their daily operations.

    1. Re:In other news... by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?

      Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps rain off their windshield!

  8. The Infringing Module by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    The module SCO is talking about is the one implemented in the AutoZone system that make sure six different colors of shifter knobs are always in stock and the simple part you need for your car never is.

  9. Re:Oh. I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You, Sir, are an Anonymous Coward! Oh...

  10. Personal Ads by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

    it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait.

    Is it just me, or does IANAL sound like a code in the personal ads?

    1. Re:Personal Ads by SenorFluffyPants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like it should be coupled with IORAL?

  11. SCO's specific claim by rewt66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three IPs for the Linux kings under the sky,
    Seven for IBM in their halls of stone,
    Nine for SGI doomed to die,
    One for the dark Darl on his dark throne
    In the land of Utah where the shadows lie.
    One IP to rule them all, one IP to find them,
    One IP to sue them all and in the courtrooms bind them,
    In the land of Utah where the shadows lie.

    (Yes, this has also been posted once on Groklaw. No, this isn't a karma whore - I'm the guy who posted it there. And no, I don't necessarily think that SGI is doomed to die, though things haven't been looking good for them lately...)

    1. Re:SCO's specific claim by ReverendLoki · · Score: 5, Funny

      RE: SGI, of course they're not. BSD's doomed to die, as everyone who reads /. should know by now.

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  12. All will be revealed at the proper time… by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't fret, AutoZone, it's all safe in a briefcase in Germany...

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  13. Re:Okay, all together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's also a game I play when the cops raid my apartment.

    They don't like that game.

  14. You mean Apple by Anonymous+Cowabunga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows Apple's doomed; industry analysts keep saying it....

    1. Re:You mean Apple by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no... not doomed. Beleaguered. Get it right. :)

  15. Re:Ok.. by zx75 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got -15683... but I think my counter rolled over.

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  16. Re:We know you're not a lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    i always read it as "I Anal"...

  17. Message to SCO.... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get in the zone, Auto Zone.

  18. Bad SCO!!! Give it Back!!! by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hide the eight-ball"? I don't quite know the meaning of that in normal language, can someone elaborate on its specific legal-context meaning?

    Somebody needs to make SCO give the judge back his "Magic 8-Ball" so he can a "reliable and informed" judgement on these court cases. God forbid the judge use his legal expertise and exprerience to decide these cases on merit or lack thereof.

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  19. Re:Not litigation only by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Isn't Microsoft funding SCO so that Microsoft can scare companies aware from Linux?
    You must be new around here...
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  20. Re:when will we see proof? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

    well hopefully there will be an SEC investigation and Darl will be working in the license plate manufacturing industry.

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  21. They'll never bother the NRA by big-giant-head · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nahh they'll never take on the NRA...... Moses would just cause a local river to rush over SCO headquarters and obliterate them. Besides having the pillar of fire appearing at all the pretrial hearings would be pretty un-nerving for Darl......

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