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Chernobyl Becomes Tourist Hot Spot

prostoalex writes "18 years ago on April 26, the Chernobyl disaster occurred in Central Ukraine. Nowadays, as British Telegraph reports, the radioactive disaster area is becoming a tourist hot-spot with 3000 visitors paying $200 for a guided tour each year."

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  1. Look Maw!! by solid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look maw! 3 hands!

    1. Re:Look Maw!! by Havokmon · · Score: 2, Funny
      nothing like disabled children for a laugh....

      Good job mate. You just made the three handed kid feel like an idiot for making a joke of it.

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  2. The motorcycle chick... by the+MaD+HuNGaRIaN · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is she guiding the tours?
    Is motorcycle rental included?

    1. Re:The motorcycle chick... by devilspgd · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want to fuck the motorbike and ride her?

      While I realize the intented meaning of "ride her", it just seems... odd...

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    2. Re:The motorcycle chick... by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fuck the motorbike; can I ride her?

      Isn't that what happens in Soviet Ru...?

      Oh, never mind.

    3. Re:The motorcycle chick... by B747SP · · Score: 2, Funny
      she can only go certain places because she uses a pass card she got from her dad.

      IIRC, on one of her more recent updates to the site, she mentioned something about having had the pass card taken off her. Something to do with a revved engine, a dropped clutch, and a humourless gate guard! Bit of a shame really, her web site is probably one of the best (as in most touching, informative, interesting) web sites I've ever seen, a welcome change from most of the crud on the net.

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  3. Look ma by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Funny

    that man has a metal pot stuck to his head!!!

    *click*

    oh that will be a good one to scrap book!!

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  4. I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...no master ninjas visit there with 4 baby turtles and one rat.

  5. Re:Hot Spot? by MikeXpop · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've obviously never been to our porta-potties. Wooooooheee.

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  6. Uh-oh... by spaeschke · · Score: 4, Funny

    But can they protect tourists from the mutants, stalkers, and sassy physicists daughters on Japanese rice burners?

  7. Interesting... by thebra · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We're fine," she joked. "No health problems. The radiation has got used to us." Tatiana Khrushch, 66, agreed. "The air's clean, the water's lovely and the mushrooms are great," she said.
    I bet they don't have health problems, or they THINK they don't have health problems. I bet they think they are Scooby-Doo too.

  8. Souvenirs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I went to Chernobyl and all I got was this radioactive T Shirt"

    1. Re:Souvenirs by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, those sell a hell of lot better than the "I went to Chernobyl and all I got was thyroid cancer" t-shirts.

  9. Must be looking for the nuclear biker chick. by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, I guess slashdotters do go out for a vacation.

  10. Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    20 posts and not a single soviet russia joke.

  11. Truth stranger than fiction (or /.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The radiation has got used to us.

    Holy crap, it's true. In Soviet Russia (or the former Soviet Russia) radiation gets used to YOU!

  12. These tours have been receiving nothing but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    glowing reports. It had to be said.

  13. Avoid... by solid · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Please do not touch the four-eyed mice"
    "Please refrain from touching your complementary HazTag"
    "Please do not stare directly into chernobyl zone"
    "Please refrain from breathing chernobyl air"
    "Please be respectful of our neighbors for we don't have many left"

  14. Re:Hot Spot? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny
    "While it is literally a Hot Spot, I would not call 8.2 visitors per day a Tourist Hot Spot"

    I'm a bit worried about the .2 people, I prefer it when they stay down once I've cut them up.

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  15. T-Shirt Ideas by sssmashy · · Score: 4, Funny

    My family visited Chernobyl and all I got was this stupid thyroid cancer!

  16. Travel magazine reviews by skinny.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    have all been glowing.

  17. Mod parent up... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first appropriate Soviet Russia joke on /. Rejoice all ye nerds! An ancient artform has regained its quality!

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  18. The Anti-spa vacation by pickapeppa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, nothing like a vacation in the former Soviet Republics. Radioactive bus tours, rampaging gangsters, bathtub gin, and smallpox. Sounds like going to Gary, IN but with a longer plane ride.

  19. See this coming by noelmarkham · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's got three legs, walks backwards, and goes 'cluck cluck'?

    A chicken kiev of course!

  20. Re:Hot Spot? by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    This reminds me of the people who visit the Trinity site down at White Sands and go home with their pockets full of radioactive sand. Evolution in action as they go sterile.

  21. Re:Illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nonsense! The high levels of radiation kill most bacteria and viruses, making the place much safer to visit.

  22. Re:Mmmmm, radiation is bad, um ok by somethingwicked · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now as I write this 10 years later I wonder why we just didn't take off the damn dosimeter and place it and not us next to the damn hot spot!

    Obviously, I mean it doesn't take a nuclear scientist to figu...oh

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  23. Re:Hot Spot? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming this fall: Holiday to Chernobyl starring Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes and Rusty Goffe
    Carpets by Bono

    Tagline: 8 went in, 8.2 came back.

  24. HUH??? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you freakin' kidding me? If I was a kid again I would LOVE to have extra testicles and be able to read people's minds.

  25. Re:Mmmmm, radiation is bad, um ok by bplipschitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm kind of afraid now my first kid will have an extra testical and be able to read people's minds.

    I guess that's better than your kid having an extra mind, and being able to read people's testicles.

  26. Re:Motorcycle Tour Through Chernobyl by awx · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't say.

    We've seen it. Twice.

    Lurk more.

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  27. Re:The correct transliteration is "Chornobyl" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    While your posting may be technically correct.
    WE won the cold war, and we'll call it whatever the fuck we want.

  28. Nice by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A tourist attraction with a half-life of 3.2 billion years. Now that's hot :)

  29. Still not getting it.... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 3, Funny

    Extra testicles, telepathy, not having to shit and FOUR vaginas?? Still not seeing a downside...

    If anyone has information about specific types of radiation and doses which would cause these effects, please respond.

  30. Re:Illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am a projectile vomiting ebola victim, you insensitive clod!

  31. Re:Ah, yes, capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, I love it when nuclear reactors dismember people.

  32. Re:Radiation by smellygeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Places to visit in my lifetime.

    1. Hawaii
    2. New Zealand
    3. Japan
    4. Egypt
    5. Norway
    ... er, um ...
    5. Italy

  33. Re:Hot Spot? by phaze3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps they're not as stupid as you think - it's got to be cheaper than a vasectomy.

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  34. profit! by hemabe · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Build a nuclear power plant 2. Let it explode 3. wait a few years 4. let it become a tourist attraction 5. profit!!!