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Sprint Routers Stolen; NYC Internet Outage Ensues

cbnet2004 writes "This story on eWEEK reports that late Sunday night a number of Sprint's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a Verizon colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan. Some customers apparently have service back but a number remain down -- it could be a while. The latest rumor on this situation is that some fiber optic cables were cut as well; this could put the affected customers out for days more."

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  1. Was it easy? Why was it not major? by erick99 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I wish the article had indicated how secure the area was where the cards were stolen. Was it a matter of walking into a room and pulling the cards or did the vandals have to go to a great deal of trouble? I hope it wasn't easy...I'd hate to think that this could be done on a widespread basis with relative ease.

    This quote sort of caught me off-guard as I imagine some customers might disagree:

    Fleckenstein said that the outage was "not major," and not large enough to require a report to the Federal Communications Commission.

    The beginning of the article states:

    A handful of corporate customers were left without e-mail and Internet access Monday after the theft of networking equipment from a New York City office late Sunday.

    So, I would guess that the "handful" of corporate customers who lost service probably felt it was major to them. I understand the notion that it was not major in the sense of being more widespread, I just think his comment could have been worded better.

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  2. Potential Suspects by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be on the lookout for crackheads with amazingly fast internet connections!

    1. Re:Potential Suspects by tsvk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Be on the lookout for crackheads with amazingly fast internet connections!

      I think we found them already....

  3. That's odd .... by jrl87 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story's been on for a while and i see very few posts .... not even the usual fp BS .....

    How many people were affected by this?

    1. Re:That's odd .... by goldspider · · Score: 5, Funny
      ".... not even the usual fp BS ..... How many people were affected by this?"

      Good question, but now I guess we have a pretty good idea where all the FP trolls are from.

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  4. Haha by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of stupid moron would steal something like that. Probably some crackhead shmuck who didn't know what it was and figured it was worth a buck.

    Who'd you sell it to? Dude will be busted. Someone walks up to you in an alley and say "wassup cuz you wanna buy a ds3 innernet?" it raises eyebrows.

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    1. Re:Haha by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Who'd you sell it to? Dude will be busted. Someone walks up to you in an alley and say "wassup cuz you wanna buy a ds3 innernet?" it raises eyebrows.

      We are talking NYNY here, right? Here in the Midwest, our impression is that no one would blink if you walked up to them and tried to sell them an oil drilling rig or an Aegis cruiser.

    2. Re:Haha by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If these cards are like regular network cards, maybe they needed something to cut lines of coke with?

      Imagine some druggie snorting coke off of a WinXP CD with the ds3 card, "Dude this is way better than a mirror and razorblade..."

    3. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any true cokehead geek knows SODIMMS work best. They're just the right size, and even have a single notch for making neat little lines after you've chopped it all up.

  5. Hmm by Luigi30 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's so easy to steal these things, I hope nobody steal's my ISP'#353708534 ### NO CARRIER ###

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  6. Story from the mysterious future... by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next week on Slashdot:

    NIC thieves busted! Traced by MAC Address when the stolen components were plugged in.

    1. Re:Story from the mysterious future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be nieve. If they have the brains to pull off this skilled robbery, surely they know to file off the MAC address.

    2. Re:Story from the mysterious future... by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, this kind of high-end stuff is usually sent to a chop-shop, where they'll part each one out into 28 T1 lines.

  7. Disgruntled? by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a disgruntled Verizon customer decided to take out his frustrations...in which case I can hardly blame him. It's unfortunate that others had to suffer, but a man can only get passed from call center to call center so many times before he snaps like a dried twig.

    I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

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    1. Re:Disgruntled? by mausmalone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm reminded of an old saying. "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." It used to apply to low paying jobs, but it seems to be spreading to any job where you're treated worse than the equipment (i.e. any non-management job). It's more like "you treat people like monkeys, they act like animals."

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  8. That's the same combination on my luggage! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kind of like setting the password for your atmospheric shield to 1-2-3-4-5, then later finding out it's the same combination President Skroob uses for his luggage.

  9. Poor security or inside job? by Maul · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Much of the time, thefts at locales like this are often done by people with at least some inside knowledge of the site's security.

    It'll be interesting to see where this investigation goes.

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    1. Re:Poor security or inside job? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Insightful

      thefts at locales like this are often done by people with at least some inside knowledge of the site's security.

      I have shopped around for a data center more than once. The people who take you on the tours are so eager for your business (at least nowdays) that they show you just about everything. One company even took me into a place where pretty much all the connectivity in Seattle passes through (a level 3 node or something, I can't recall the name.) This place was secured by two locked doors with no guards and street level access. I have seen plenty more 'security' that would be pretty easy to bypass. If you were a terrorist, it would be pretty damn easy to destroy many of these places.

  10. Be on the lookout for... by dark-br · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dumb crackheads with amazingly cheap DS-3 cards for selling on eBay.

    1. Re: Be on the lookout for... by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 4, Funny
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  11. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by linzeal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to work in datacenters throughout Silicon Valley and let me tell you that unless they have hired some kick ass security guards than shit gets stolen all the time. Usually small stuff like PDAs, or the like. Once I heard of an entire rack being stolen when it was left outside, thank god they were empty. Security for these places should be like fortx knox, and the second the card was removed there should be of been a notification to the current on-site physical security detail. These systems will not work unless interopabrable measures are taken to make sure everyones eyes are wide open.

  12. How can they not figure out who did it? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Informative
    At least when I been into colocation facilities they had fairly rigorous check-in procedures.

    Sure, I could have brought in a stick and poked at lots of other customer's gear, thru the chainlink cubicles, but I mean, I was signed in and on camera.

    Check the log - when did the affected net go down and who was there at the time?

    It has got to be a short list of visitors and guards or somebody is really stoopid.

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    1. Re:How can they not figure out who did it? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Informative
      At least when I been into colocation facilities they had fairly rigorous check-in procedures

      The phrase collocation facilities could cover a wide range of facility types. It could cover a datacenter like you are thinking of, manned 24/7, or it could be a small switching center where Sprint has leased a rack from Verizon that is normally unmanned unless someone from Sprint or Verizon actually is working on the equipment.

      There is one of the later near my apartment. Basically, a building smaller than a small house, with equipment from the ILEC and maybe one or two CLECs. I assume they have an alarm or security cameras, but someone could break the door, and be in and out, long before any police could arrive.

  13. OMGOMGOMG! by SCSi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some dude just sold me some DS3 cardz for like $30 bucks a piece! But they wont fit in my computer PCI slot! Plus I cant find where my phone jack plugs into it!!@!!!!!@# Someone help me! Man, im gonna be able to download so much more stuff than my dialup connection!
    Thanks!~~~

  14. CASE SOLVED by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    How hard is this one to figure out?

    "late Sunday night a number of Sprint's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a Verizon colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan"

    This can also be read:

    "late Sunday night a number of MAJOR TELCO's DS-3 network cards were stolen from a RIVAL MAJOR TELCO colocation center at 38th St in Manhattan"

    The reward money can be sent to my spam-obfuscated email addy.

    1. Re:CASE SOLVED by jdawg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're not kidding. My employer's voice provider [a CLEC, not Sprint] blamed Verizon techs for "stealing some boards from the CO" when I called to ask about our phone outage today.

      VZ, especially in NYC, has a bad reputation for these antics.

  15. Physical Security by Qbans · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It all comes down to physical security in the end. You can have the most secure network, but usually anyone with physical access to the equipment can attack it in several ways. They can obviously steal it, or steal parts of it. Hot swap hard drives are great except when someone can run up to a server in an unsecured server closet and in a few seconds have all of a company's data in their hands. Obviously most hardware vendors also put password "backdoors" (think default Cisco configs) that allow you to override any passwords, or recover passwords from a serial port.

    Most people spend way too much time on thinking of attacks from the Internet or employees, but usually don't look at someone who wants to sabotage the equipment. Computer rooms usually contain all of the proprietary data in a company, and most companies don't put that much effort into patrolling computer rooms for people who shouldn't be there. Executives should make sure that physical security is part of the I.T. plan from the beginning and not an afterthought.

    I'm assuming in this case it was in a Verizon C.O. which are usually somewhat secure, but something like this could happen anywhere, computer sabotage I think will become more and more common in the future as businesses rely more and more on them.

  16. Joint terrorism task force??? by pdcryan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    being investigated by New York City Police and members of the joint terrorism task force

    That's just great. Not that I don't hope they find the crooks to walked off with this stuff - but once the word "terrorism" pops up, all of the sudden I'm thinking Patriot Act.

    These thieves might have gotten themselves some kick butt network hardware - but I bet they won't get themselves due process

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    1. Re:Joint terrorism task force??? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But seriously, as much as the internet is becoming the the globe's central nervous system, I don't see much problem with a limited suspension of due process rights with a theft of this scale, even if it still just boils down to theft.

      I see a problem. Last year the Patriot act was only for infringing the constitutional rights of terrorists. Last week, it was only for terrorists and drug smugglers. Today it's terrorists, drug smugglers, and network card theives. Who's up next for loss of due process? People accused of robbery? Fraud? Speeding? Keeping overdue library books?

      If you start denying due process to anyone it erodes the rights of everyone. Now we're seeing that slippery slope in action.

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    2. Re:Joint terrorism task force??? by Malor · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So you only get due process if you're suspected of a LITTLE crime? Once you add a few zeroes after the dollar sign, the rules change?

      If we take away rights from whoever is unpopular with the government today, then we don't have rights, period. The whole IDEA of rights are to protect you from the government and other citizens. The worst scumbags in the world have rights. In fact, it's probably the scumbags who most SHOULD have them, because they NEED them the most.

      The measure of your rights is what you retain when your your government hates you and wants you dead. Rights that you have only when popular aren't rights, but privileges, which are revocable.

      Any group of people that values life over freedom is easy to enslave.

    3. Re:Joint terrorism task force??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      04/29/04 Washington Post

      Patriot Act Suppresses News Of Challenge to Patriot Act

      By Dan Eggen
      Washington Post Staff Writer

      The American Civil Liberties Union disclosed yesterday that it filed a lawsuit three weeks ago challenging the FBI's methods of obtaining many business records, but the group was barred from revealing even the existence of the case until now. The lawsuit was filed April 6 in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, but the case was kept under seal to avoid violating secrecy rules contained in the USA Patriot Act, the ACLU said. The group was allowed to release a redacted version of the lawsuit after weeks of negotiations with the government.

      "It is remarkable that a gag provision in the Patriot Act kept the public in the dark about the mere fact that a constitutional challenge had been filed in court," Ann Beeson, the ACLU's associate legal director, said in a statement. "President Bush can talk about extending the life of the Patriot Act, but the ACLU is still gagged from discussing details of our challenge to it."

      A Justice Department spokesman declined to comment on the case.

      The ACLU alleges that a section of the act is unconstitutional because it allows the FBI to request financial records and other documents from businesses without a warrant or judicial approval. The group also says such requests, known as "national security letters," are being used much more broadly than they were before the Patriot Act. The bureau has issued scores of the letters since late 2001 that require businesses to turn over electronic records about finances, telephone calls, e-mail and other personal information, according to previously released documents. The letters, a type of administrative subpoena, may be issued independently by FBI field offices and are not subject to judicial review unless a case comes to court.

      The ACLU's complaint focuses on the use of national security letters to obtain information held by "electronic communication service providers." The group says the letters could force Internet providers to turn over names, screen names, e-mail addresses and other customer information without proper notice to the people involved. The lawsuit names as defendants Attorney General John D. Ashcroft, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III and FBI Senior Counsel Marion E. "Spike" Bowman. A second plaintiff has joined the ACLU in filing the lawsuit, but that plaintiff's identity has been redacted from the public copy of the complaint.

  17. Well, that explains that... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    The outage affected area customers of Sprint Corp., including Ziff Davis Media Inc., the publisher of eWEEK.com.

    No wonder eWeek was the first on the story, even though it took them a while to publish it.

  18. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny
    A handful of WICs? Is that *all*? Lightweights! Real data center thieves take an entire mainframe, and *then* go back for a spare!

    Then again, I suppose it does take some network connectivity to build a Beowulf cluster...

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  19. Re:This is really bad. by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if a terrorist had got in there and blew up all our data.

    Then, if your hosting company isn't full of morons, you will restore it from the multiple backups.

  20. Re:vulnerability by Qbans · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's the truth. I've worked in places where the management is more concerned with the security of the accounting department (which is paperless btw) than the security of the computer room down the hall. The accounting department had key card access, restricted hours, etc. while the computer room just had a regular old lock and the keys were kept in an office managers drawer.

  21. Working in the NOC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Imagine my surprise to see this up on slashdot. Last night around 10 PM mountain I saw a couple circuits go down in NYC. So being the enterprising person I am, I immediately decided that it must be a higher level service problem with our Provider. I call them up, tell them what's going on, and they (Qwest) complete my suspicions and confirm they are having a higher level outage problem. About 4 AM Mtn I called Qwest for an update. They informed me that they were still waiting access as the site was currently cordoned off as a police crime scene and they were still awaiting access. Wow... Cool... never heard that one before during the night shift.

  22. the verizon dude now sez by zenrandom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you ping me now? no?!!! oh shit!!!

  23. Re:Fiber Optics Cable Dynamics by glitch! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    100K or so a year for fixing fiber optic cables... I'm definently in the wrong field. Of course, those technicians have to be very precise or else you get refraction in the wire.

    I imagine fiber repair guys earn their pay, especially when it's out in some muddy hole and they have a couple hundred strands to fuse together while everyone is breathing down their necks.

    Just wondering out loud... It would be really cute if some of the fiber repair guys worked for the NSA. "Of course there's a blip in the TDR, that's where we repaired it." "Okay, nevermind."

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  24. Routers Missing - Happens a lot. by z_gringo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had two routers go missing from a transport room, which should have less people in and out. My name and phone number was all over the cabinet and the routers.

    To be fair, I hadn't connected them yet, so they were just in the cabinet not powered up, and I was going to bring them up the next time I returned to that location, which was going to be in about 3 months. All to often, in a production environment, when there is an emergency, anything not powered up is often considered fair game. I'm sure that the routers are still in use at the company, I just can't find them.

    Most colo space in our company is pretty secure. You'd have a pretty tough time getting in if you weren't supposed to be there. Even if you did get in to the colo space, most customers keep the stuff that they manage themselves in locked cages, inside the already secured colo space. Perhaps it was Verizon employees just trying to screw over Sprint. Or perhaps Sprint didn't secure their stuff properly.

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  25. I am so NOT surprised. by pyite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even though this is a Verizon location, the fact that it's Sprint equipment just makes it BEAUTIFUL in my eyes. Last time we had a problem with our Sprint OC-3, I called up the emergency number and got a voice prompt run around. Mind you, the POS interface was down/down with no sign of why it happened. Finally I got a "tech" who said the line was working normally. Then he said that he actually didn't know if it was up or down. At that point, I flipped out and told him to put a real tech on the line who could help me. Of course, that never happened, he instead forwarded it to their Layer 1/2 group. That whole experience left me with a horrible taste in my mouth. At a previous job, I had a mere T1 to Genuity. One time my boss needed a crossover cable and he took the one between the router and the firewall (can't make this crap up). Within mere minutes, Genuity called (this was the weekend mind you) and said "Ethernet0 is showing down, any idea why?" Let's see, Genuity is proactive with a T1, yet Sprint couldn't give a damn about an OC-3 POS line.

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  26. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by jsse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Security for these places should be like fortx knox, and the second the card was removed there should be of been a notification to the current on-site physical security detail.

    Ar....that remind me of my days in a research lab.

    Security guards downstair would be 'notified' whenever someone is attempting to reboot those SGI workstations at night. The problem was that SGI hanged up quite often. When this happen, we should either move to another workstation, wait til tomorrow morning. Sometime we had no choice but to trouble those security guards when we ran out of unhanged SGI. :)

    Initially those security guards were nice to us as we didn't do reboot very often - until someone decided to replace all those SGI workstations with NT Alpha. You imagine how irritating to have been called 2-4 times every night.

    Soon after the SGI were replaced by NT Alpha, those reboot-alarms were removed for obvious reason.

  27. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by nolife · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of those companies was our NY office ;)
    We lost our direct extension phone dialing ability to them (could use the full 10 numbers though) and they completely disappeared from our network. They still had regular internet connectivity through a 100mbit cogent line and were able to access other company resources through our other offices Citrix metaframe farms [note 1] with almost full capacity but we still recieved numerous calls at our office as only the road warriors were actually used to using that method for access. We have the licences, horsepower, redundancy, and data sharing ability for this exact reason, well actually in case of another terrorist attack but it works for this too ;)

    [note 1]
    One thing stood out above all of this. About a year ago, a discussion at a network/desktop meeting lead to a disagreement but eventually a gadget VBS workstation AD weenie created a script on the pc's to "automatically" select connections to our fellow offices Citrix servers through the internal network if you were plugged into the internal network. It was to "eliminate" any http or https confusion as you technically did not need https if you were already on the company WAN, I guess the KISS approach was not a challenge. That was all fine and dandy until today when the route was down. They eventually pushed out an undo so you could connect either way but I wanted to call up and laugh and say I told ya so but I decided not too. What comes around goes around.

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  28. Re:New York Theives... If it aint locked down by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See, that's why New Yorkers don't have cars.

  29. Re:Reading the Article and by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well they tried to report it... but for some reason their internet connection was down.

    :)

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  30. But Quietly.. by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ahh.. I wonder if they will actually look on the other machines in the data center to make sure the theft wasn't just a cover for loading services/keyloggers/etc on the boxes through the data center... sort of a distraction with the fringe benefit of some sellable hardware.

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  31. Stolen or damaged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry for the AC.

    My business initally heard stolen equipment but we were later told that it was caused by damaged equipment from a "Verizon union employee".

    I was not on the call but that type of information is VERY specific and there is no gray area or room for interpetation there. I assume this is either totally 100% completely false or someone else knows something more.

  32. Re:How they did it by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude...we're not talking about "network cards" in a PC. These are DS3 WICs, probably in 7206VXRs or the like. Not only is there no unscrewing of a case (other than the two thumbscrews at either side), but they're fine to yank while powered up.

    What's amazing (and it may not be the case, as we don't know all of the details, I'm sure) is that a simple correlation of the start time of the network down event and the sign-in log and security cameras (if any) hasn't been done to ID who did it. These facilities aren't particularly heavily trafficed by people on Sunday evenings, and they usually aren't all that big.

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  33. Unmanned Vz facilities by Jayfar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Verizon has more unmanned facilities (at least at night) than you can shake a stick at. As a nocster for a regional ISP, I can tell you - when a circuit goes down at night, if the testing and troubleshooting w/ Vz requires access to a CO, fugetaboutit till daytime - you can escalate to hell and back, but ain't nothing happening (for emergencies, their on-call techs typically don't respond to pages). Compounding the problem, most of our other circuit providers have to use Vz for the last mile 'tail' circuit.

  34. FP !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    FP!! Wtf though is up with these ungodly ping times here in NY.

  35. Switch room ops by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I worked as a switch tech at Nextel and later as second tier tech support at Sprint PCS.

    The physical security is usually pretty good. About on par with a normal Fortune 500 company, where you scan into areas that you have a reason to be in. The switch room is usually a little harder to get in, especially since 9/11. At Nextel, they actually hired armed guards for a short while when we almost hired an alleged Felon. A competitors security guard recognized him and tipped off our security. Turns out he was supposedly part of a crew that carted off entire racks of telecom equipment.

    Getting back on topic. The cards sound like they are the DS3 that pop into a larger fiber demark, like an OC12, 48 or 192. The cards are pretty small and just have coax-looking DS3 plugs on the front (in, out, and monitor). These aren't cards you could really ever use anywhere else. It almost sounds like someone accidentally yanked the wrong cards during maintenence. Although, most telecoms are very religious about not doing maint during the day (if the outage started at night, tho, I'd say it was a switch tech who screwed up).

    The reason I'd assert this is the theft was too small to be of any other value. Three DS3 cards aren't going to fetch much, and they're tainted goods. If you're malicious, you're not going to just grab 3. If you're damaging a competitor, grabbing 3 cards is somewhat silly. We commonly have a backhaul path in preparation for things such as this. For example, when I worked at Nextel a fiber dig broke a couple DS3s we had going through PacBell. Within 4 or 5 hours, we swung the traffic over to other DS3s that bypassed the carrier and area with the break.

    On a side note, it was also an eye opener that the "Protected, Redundant" Ring-topology that we were paying extra for was not being provided by the Telco. Let's just say there were some very colorful conversations going on between companies at the VP level.

  36. new Nigerian Scammer by Darthmalt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hello owing to the death of my rch uncle I have come into possesion of some advanced technology. However due to the import / export restrictions I am unable to move it out of the country. I have some ds3 internet cards I will give you in return. Please contact me as soon as possible.

  37. Terrifying 911 call from incident by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    911: 911 Emergency line
    Slashdot user: I just lost all Internet!!!
    911: Excuse me?
    Slashdot user: I was just about to first post to Slashdot, and I clicked "Submit," and nothing happened. I tried to ping them to see if I was dreaming, but got nothing, so I tracerouted and found out I couldn't get past localhost.
    911: I don't understa...
    Slashdot user: My god, this first post would have done wonders for my karma! And now I've been beaten by a goatsex troll...
    911: Sir, this line is used strictly for emerencies...
    Slashdot user: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, DAMN IT!!! Send ambulences! DSL repairmen! Cowboyneal! I won't leave this computer until I get my Internet back, and I only have half a can of Mountain Dew to live on till then!

  38. Hollywood Movie by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the makers of "Dude, Where's My Car?" comes this summer's romantic routing comedy, "Dude, Where's My Router Blades?", a traceroute through a DS3 interface's puberty through to it's first 3-way handshake.

    Vixie gives it an allow ACL.

    Cisco's "Packet" magazine calls it "this season's most secure flick".

    NANOG calls it "an interface to remember".

    (ignore the creative liberties. I was out of ways to tie things together...)

  39. Re:This is really bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it worries me that people can just roll in there and steel our equipment

    I don't need to worry about that because most of my equipment is steel already. Except my Powerbook, which is aluminum.

    What if a terrorist had got in there and blew up all our data.

    That would be terrible. I remember one time when I spilled all of my data on the floor. I was cleaning it up for days; it's almost impossible to get data out of a carpet once it dries!

    For terrorists this would be a major blow to interest banking which they so abbhor.

    I'm sure Osama bin Laden is at this very moment plotting to destroy those infidel bankers that are keeping his billions secure and earning him a nice revenue stream through his investments.

  40. Re:Was it easy? Why was it not major? by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's all about acting like you're supposed to be doing what you're doing. Act like you own the place, and nobody will say a thing to you.