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FBI Investigates Open Records Request

GrooveMoose writes "A university student at the University of Texas makes an open records request for information on the underground tunnel system at the school. A few months later the FBI and Secret Service come knocking on his door to see if he's a terrorist. He's still under investigation by the federal government regarding a completely open request."

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  1. A thought... by brolewis · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story may be related to Austin's Anti-Terrorism Force, but they have a saying at UT that may be apropos: You can't spell stupid without UTPD

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  2. Secret Service ? by ThomasFlip · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't the secret service deal strictly with the president himself ? Could this mean that there is some sort of connection between the President and these tunnels ? Is this standard policy for the secret service to visit domestic terrorist threats ? It seems kind of strange to me.

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    1. Re:Secret Service ? by setzman · · Score: 2, Funny

      It must be the "undisclosed location" Cheney lives in.

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  3. Attention by ztwilight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Due to unwarranted disclosure of information of how the FBI has investigated this case, you are ALL under surveillance now, and labeled as potential terrorists until proven by the FBI. Thank you and have a nice day.

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  4. Sooooo by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0, Funny

    Where can I file to get blueprints of the tunnels under the MPAA, RIAA, SCO, MS, FBI, CIA, White House, Pentago, NAACP, Disney, AOL, RedHat, and Frito-Lay headquarters? Did I ask for enough to warrant government attention???

  5. Re:I know this guy... by 0x12d3 · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you'd like to contact the person referenced in this article, and don't mind using IRC to do it
    Why should I bother, he's obviously up to something evil
  6. shower cams? by filtur · · Score: 3, Funny

    So are these underground tunnels how college coed shower cams that I keep seeing advertised get installed? Or maybe the government didn't want people to find out about their dorm room cam racket :)

  7. Re:What's the problem here? by petabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, the best quote of that I saw (I believe I saw it as someone's sig here) was:

    Welcome to America, Land of the Free*

    *Some restrictions apply, void where prohibited.

  8. Re:So WTF? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I keep threatening to make up some "What Would Jefferson Do?" bumper stickers, but nobody gets the joke so I haven't bothered.

    [answer: ~85 rpm]

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  9. Re:US Gov. not serious about War on Terror by baggins2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's pretty simple. When filling out an FOIA form you put your name address and phone number. When stealing across the border, you leave a foot print. It is much easier to go after someone that left there name address and phone number.
    Maybe we could drop forms and pens in the Arizona desert asking them to fill it out
    Maybe we could spread Linux computer terminals powered by solar panels throught out the Southwestern Desert. They could fill out a web form. LINUX PROTECTS OUR BORDERS.

  10. Planning a plot? by actiondan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I enjoyed this part:


    "The Joint Terrorism Task Force probably would look into something like that. [Miller] could be a terrorist. He could be planning a plot."


    Planning a plot? That's only the tip of the iceberg! What if he is plotting a scheme or scheming a plan?

    I see no problem with such a request being investigated. It does sound like they asked the guy some pretty stupid questions though (do they really think that long hair is significant when it comes to identifying terrorists? or membership of the ACLU?) OTOH, those questions may well have been filler to pad out the real questions they wanted to ask.

    If they find no evidence during their investigation, they really should grant his further information requests though. Once they are satisfied that he's not a terrorist, they'll have no reason not to let him see all the files relating to his case, surely?

    Dan.

  11. Good reason to ask for tunnel maps by joelparker · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to design new levels for Quake.

  12. wow - what a small world by uucp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the agents, from Austin's Joint Terrorism Task Force

    No WAY! *I* was investigated by the North Texas Joint Terrorism Task Force, too, back in 98 or 99. They were just curious why we were transporting a bunch of guns from El Paso to Austin in a rental car that was paid for with cash.

    Ah, the fun times we had...

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  13. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how long until some G-man is asking people why *I* wear long hair, am a member of the EFF, and outwardly encourage the removal of the current unelected administration.

    Now that you mention it, why do you, Mr. Anderson?

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  14. Re:Legitimate reasons by math+major · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, there are no steam tunnels. But there are some really long broom closets. You can go in one and come out in a different building.

  15. Re:What's the problem here? by fenix+down · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would you say if McVeigh made a similar request that was ignored by officials prior to blowing up the federal building?

    I suppose asking about the UT basement is a good way to misdirect law enforcement if you're planning to blow up a federal building in Oklahoma.

  16. Re:What's the problem here? by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 3, Funny

    My proposed solution is for everyone to behave suspiciously. This will increase the noise level and reduce the benefit of investigations like this.

    Sign books about explosives out of the library. Go around calculating the heights of buildings. Do stuff that's perfectly 100% legal, but still suspicious.

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  17. Never give true reasons but plausible ones instead by B.D.Mills · · Score: 4, Funny

    Honourable though his intentions may be, he also demonstrates a lack of knowledge on how corporate politics works. He gave true reasons for his actions.

    In the chat log, he gives a reason for an investigation thus: "To satiate my curiousity." This is the wrong thing to say. If you are up to anything that is remotely dubious, never give the exact *real* reason you are doing anything. Instead, make up another reason that is plausible and legitimate and always give that reason instead. Never divulge the real reason to anyone you don't trust. If you cannot think up a plausible reason then you may need to rethink your actions.

    In the example given, he should have said that he was gathering information in the public interest. (This reason is even true and therefore irrefutable: he's a member of the public and he's interested, therefore it must be in the public interest.) Another thing one could say is anything using corporate doublespeak. The eyes of thine listener shall glazeth over: and thou shalt be as slippery as an eel in thy escape from unwelcome scrutiny.

    Concealing real reasons is commonplace. The leaders of the MPAA and RIAA do this. Politicians do this. Corporate CEO's do this. And we know what fine, upstanding citizens these people are. *cough*. So if it's okay for them to do it, why can't the masses?

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  18. Re:Are you in a two party consent state? by Mirell · · Score: 2, Funny

    [2004/05/06] [21:17] Mirell mspencer!
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] Mirell I know the guy (Mark A Miller) being described in this article. I use IRC mostly as a contact list, and have a channel for users of my unremarkable non-profit server. Mark has been a regular in my small (under 20 people) channel for months. I know this is the same guy as the Mark Miller in this article because the user in my channel talked incessantly about these freedom of information act requests, months ago.
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] Mirell BAD BOY!
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] * Mirell sets mode: -o bl0d
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] * mspencer was kicked by Mirell (mspencer)
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] * Joins: mspencer (spam@michael.mspencer.net)
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o mspencer
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] * Mirell sets mode: +o bl0d
    [2004/05/06] [21:17] _{\Zealot Mirell: Hence all the freaks around here ;p

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  19. Re:Did the aliens forget to take their probe out? by Entropius · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are as many agents as they want there to be.

    Haven't you seen Matrix: Reloaded?

  20. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  21. Re:What's the problem here? by cryptogryphon · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, "May you live in interesting times." should be updated to be, "May you be a 'person of interest'."