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IBM To Announce Web-Based Desktop Apps

mgoulding writes "IBM is expected to announce a software bundle targeted to business users that will challenge the Microsoft Office package. Unlike Office, the email, word-processing, spreadsheet, and database products will be accessible to Linux, Unix, and heldheld users through a web server. NewsFeed posts the story from CNET." It's certainly something that's been tried before - witness sites like MyWebOS (no longer existing).

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  1. Pricing? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's the pricing for this setup? I know the article mentions a $2/user/month charge, but it also requires IBM Websphere (which is what IBM really wants to sell with this setup). Which version does it require? Websphere has quite a price range.

    Also, the really big question is: What is its compatibility with MS Office?

    1. Re:Pricing? by baudilus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As far as price goes, it would need to be quite an advantage over the standalone nature of M$ Office. the monthly fee ostensibly raises the TCO quite a bit for large companies, and I just don't see the benefit of raising my bottom line just so people can access it from their handhelds, etc. Ever heard of Pocket Excel and Pocket Word?

      What happens if the network is down? I can just see it now -

      CFO - anyCompany - "I have a huge presentation to make and I can't print my slides!"

      I'd hate to be the IT manager getting that call.

    2. Re:Pricing? by deuce868 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What would be needed in large shops is the ability to have it hosted internal. That way you're not dependent on the internet connection, just your internal network which should be a lot more failure resistant. This is starting to sound like citrix delivered apps, however.

    3. Re:Pricing? by ad0gg · · Score: 5, Funny
      I know the article mentions a $2/user/month charge

      I love the subscription model, I love not owning anything. My whole life is subscription based, My car is lease $399/month. My house is lease $1000. My gf is $39.40 a month, my dog is $9.99 a month, even my parents are subscription based, $29.90 a month for 1, $39.90 a month for two but divorced or $49.90 a month for two married.

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    4. Re:Pricing? by clintp · · Score: 4, Funny
      My gf is $39.40 a month
      Hey! This is cheaper than my cable modem, and probably much more entertaining. Where do I sign up?
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    5. Re:Pricing? by neverkevin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "What would be needed in large shops is the ability to have it hosted internal"

      Well in the story it says:

      "The company plans to charge customers $2 per user per month for access to the software, plus the cost of server software"

      So I am assuming that the reason why you need to buy the server software is because you are hosting it yourself. Besides, I doubt very many companies would feel safe just sending out all there private information to IBM just so they can have a cheap word processor.

    6. Re:Pricing? by Danathar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read the article before posting. That way you don't shoot yourself in the foot when making a statement about what an application can or cannot do...

      >> From the Article...
      And unlike pure Web applications, the new software is designed to be used offline, so mobile users on laptops or handheld devices can connect, quickly access applications and disconnect to work offline. When they connect, the Workplace software synchronizes their work with server-based applications

  2. tough sell to management by wawannem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although many of us here may see the immediate benefits of this over MS Office, has anyone ever been able to sway non-techie management away from Office?

    1. Re:tough sell to management by mikeee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Management is getting POed by all these windows viruses, and the IBM name carries a lot of weight in some shops...

    2. Re:tough sell to management by tssm0n0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      if Joe VP can't work on his PowerPoint on the plane, it's not gonna be acceptable.

      From the article: unlike pure Web applications, the new software is designed to be used offline, so mobile users on laptops or handheld devices can connect, quickly access applications and disconnect to do work offline. When they connect, the Workplace software synchronizes their work with server-based applications.

      Sounds like Joe will be able to work on the plane just fine.

    3. Re:tough sell to management by wawannem · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not disagreeing with you, but from my perspective, here are the problems with your argument:

      I agree that people are getting sick of the viruses, but the more common response is to invest more heavily in AVS. When I get email in the office about new viruses I usually see a blurb at the end suggesting everyone update their virus definitions files.

      The IBM name may carry weight, but it hasn't been enough weight to keep their Lotus Suite in the position it once had. There was a day when Lotus 1-2-3 was the top dog, but their name wasn't enough to beat Microshaft in the past, how will it be enough to beat them today?

      Not *trying* to get MODded down, just don't believe that this will take any significant chunk of market share.

    4. Re:tough sell to management by smurf975 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Instead on JIT (just in time compiling) they should use JID (just in time downloading) what I mean is that the application is on some LAN or WAN server and if a user needs it it will download the components that's needed for that users task. For instance just want to look at a presentation file? Then just download the presentations file viewer components and save them in a cache. (automated offcourse)

      The chances that Joe would be doing something very different with his cached application on his laptop while on a plane then at his office desk are very slim.

      Sounds like something that Java Webstart and Java Beans (google for them) should be able to handle with no special webserver. (so could .NET but that's still just Windows based)

      Conclusion: Nothing special, move along folks, just marketeers at work.

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  3. Office.NET by DavidLeblond · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I remember correctly, back when Microsoft started trying to think of something to tie to their new .NET naming scheme they had the idea that the version of Office beyond Office XP was going to be completely web based, where you would basically subscribe to it and log on via a webpage. Of course, seeing how the version beyond Office XP was Office 2003, they obviously changed their minds.

    1. Re:Office.NET by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yes, there were actually two Office projects at Microsoft back in the day. I gather this was when Office XP was mid-development by the main Office group (this was 2000 or 2001), and the .NET scheme was just getting ramped up. A friend of mine, a very bright comp. sci. major who graduated in '99 had been hired by Microsoft and eventually was assigned to this Office ".NET" group, which was working on the web-i-fied Office project. Apparently within 6 months or so of his assignment to the group, the whole project was trashed for a combination of political and hopefully basic logical issues (who really wants pay-per-play services-style office apps based on the corporate IIS web server? not me).


      Anyway, the best thing to come out of this was since this was the second group at MS that my friend was at that got scrapped within 6 months of his arrival, he decided to get the hell out of there. People sometimes think MS succeeds at everything they do. They don't, they are just usually fairly good at cutting their losses on the screwups and milking the successes for all they are worth.

    2. Re:Office.NET by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think they changed their minds. I get the impression they're waiting for .NET's XAML stuff to be released. I think that's why they haven't rewritten Office on .NET yet. Once it's XAML then it can be served from a web server. Longhorn will have built-in support for XAML apps, so I suppose clicking on an icon can launch Office over the web once the app's rewritten in XAML. Then it'll look like a native app and they'll use it as a selling point for Longhorn.

      Of course this could have been done years ago with Mozilla's XUL...

  4. The big question is . . . by Revolution+9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    wtf is a heldheld user?

    1. Re:The big question is . . . by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny
      wtf is a heldheld user?

      You've never met one of these? They're the ones who are scared of computers, ones who need their hands holding to be able to cope.

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  5. Re:how fast is it? by DavidLeblond · · Score: 3, Informative

    It said in the article that it could be accessed via Linux, so I don't see it requiring IE.

  6. eSuite? by LinuxHam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess the submitter doesn't remember Lotus eSuite.

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  7. But will it be buzzword compliant? by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    As someone who influences purchasing decisions for my company, I must first insist that the product be completely buzzword compliant.

    For example, unless it uses JAVA (which my staff assures me is the next big thing), then I'm not interested. Also, I insist that the files are XML, PDF, or maybe even SATA or RAMBUS so that they can leverage my various cross-functional team building objectives.

    Now, I see that this is going to be on the 'web'. I once clicked a link and found an unpleasant photo of a gentleman with a distressing condition that exposed his bottom in a most unflattering fashion. If I'm going to 'synergize' and align behind this eSolution, I certainly hope such a thing won't happen again.

    Finally, I want the interface to be 'webbish', but not TOO webbish.

  8. Non-MS software? Uh-oh... by justkarl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clippy: "It seems you are trying to install non-MS Office compliant software...I don't think you should do that...Hey, what are you doing? No, stop! Oh GOD, I'M MELTING...NOOOOOO!!"

  9. Um, right by azaris · · Score: 5, Funny

    witness sites like MyWebOS (no longer existing)

    Well doesn't that make it kind of hard to witness it?

  10. BusinessWeek's take on the announcement by Ruger · · Score: 4, Informative

    The BusinessWeek take on the announcement. They make a point that IBM's timing of this release is in some part due to the the delay in the "Longhorn."

  11. Would people use them if they weren't Web-based? by Kegster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, I can see this is good, because it means that OS will finally, hopefully, become completely irrelevant (I'm being an optimist here).

    But how are IBM going to persuade the ravening hordes of MS Office users that their web-based apps will fail to suck?

    Hotmail et al have had cross platform web-based email apps for years, and do they fail to suck? No, because while you can get at your email from where-ever you are, on whichever system, they are still nasty buggy and slow, and lack the features of even the worst (OE) traditional email apps.

    How will IBMs web-based Word fail to suck? to win users from Word and OOo Writer etc it not only has to be as good as them, but it has to be better than web, and NOT rely on the web-based gimmick and the "OOh, shiny!" factor (which only lasts for a fortnight aat most anyway) to win over and reatin users.

  12. Better UI by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First, we need a better HTTP-friendly GUI protocol. HTML+DOM+JavaScript is awkward for business applications and forms. Those were generally designed for "e-brochures", and not business forms. XML candidates include XUL, XWT, SCGUI (my pet protocol), and others.

  13. MS has this by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I worked there, I poked around and saw something (I forgot the code name) which was Word and Excel in a web browser done with DHTML and script and no activeX, similar to Outlook Web Access. They cancelled it a couple of years ago, but they can bring it back out.

  14. old idea, new interface? by sklib · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This seems like they're just using a web browser the same way X programs use a remote display. Remember in the old days when everyone had a local machine that was relatively weak, and ran all their *real* applications (you know, besides, xclock) through the lan, on a computer hidden in a server closet somewhere? This sounds very similar, except they'll be using the web as an interface, instead of X-windows.

    This might look like IBM is trying to get back some sales from Dell -- the machine sitting on a user's desk can be anything, but the server in the back room will be an IBM, worth tens of thousands of dollars.

    Or will the web interface simply download a java application to the person's local machine?

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  15. Didn't Lotus try this with Java? by voodoo1man · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember reading some announcement about how Lotus (owned at the time by IBM) was going to put out a web-based "utility" metered Java version of their office suite. This was back in about 1998. I don't recall anything after that. One has to wonder where this new announcement leaves Smartsuite, since it too is competing directly against MS Office (and if they haven't changed Word Pro too much in the last seven years, they have a pretty good go at it, too - Word Pro 97 is still my favorite word processor).

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    1. Re:Didn't Lotus try this with Java? by zinoff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They did, and it was pretty cute. Lot's of upset customers when they killed it, as a matter of fact they killed the whole smartsuite. IBM made some reference to it in the antitrust case against Microsoft, apparently in order to receive a lower price for OEM versions of Windows they had to give up competition in the Office market.

  16. Re:Annoying by spacefight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I feel very powerless.

    So, you've never sat on a dumb terminal (or terminal emulator) attached to a powerful cluster of IBM S/390s ;-)

  17. Re:Wow by AlecC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think it is really going to be such a giant blow, because it really is only for large scale corporate users running Websphere. I don't see the smaller company, the self-employed, or the home user switching to this. Which means that it cannot become a de-facto standard, as Word and Excel have. Which in turn means that the corporations will not be that enthusiastic, because they also deal with these other people. If you want som ething that is really quite compatible with the de-facto standard, but not quite, Open Office is available for $0.00 per month.

    It will appeal to pointy haired power freaks who dislike the idea of employees having letters and/or spreadsheets on their C: drive. This way, everything is on the company managed central server. Mwahahahaha! Of course, there are cood reasons for that as well - backuip, legal liability, central administration. But they are, broadly speaking, considerations for megacorps not the small user. And it is the magacorps who are IBM's favourite customers.

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  18. Re:Wow by Zone5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They tried *exactly* this strategy before with the Lotus e-Suite... web-based analogues of their SmartSuite products. We beta-tested them for Lotus back before they pulled the plug, so I know of what I speak.

    It crashed and burned then, and as much as I applaud the effort, I don't see any clear reason why it won't do so again this time. They may be marketing well to the geeks by saying the right things (platform independence, low TCO, easy distribution), but the end-user ultimately rules the roost, and if the last go-around is any indication, the products will be slow and clunky, only partially functional, and generally leaving a lot to be desired. You'll spend more time answering "why doesn't it do X?" phone calls than you ever spent deploying and administering Office.

    I truly hope they do better this time, but if they do pull it off you could likely knock me over with a feather.

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  19. I wonder... by JediTrainer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've played around with Java Web Start and it seemed like a good idea, in theory at least.

    The idea is when you're running the Java plugin in your browser, you can 'launch' full applications right from the site. It can be either in a single JAR file, or split amongst many (JWS is supposed to download the pieces as they are needed).

    Anyway, it is pretty neat and it's come a long way. With some improvements it might be viable to launch full-blown apps such as Office and whatnot (assuming you can get them running well enough in Swing or whatever), although the downloader still needs work to more intelligently decide which pieces to get.

    I've written a few JWS apps already and it seemed pretty good, but they really do have some bugs to work out before it's ready for prime time.

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  20. Java-based? by crazy+blade · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think that it might actually be something Java-based. The article says:

    ...IBM's new software is designed to be distributed and accessed through a Web server...

    ...unlike pure Web applications, the new software is designed to be used offline, so mobile users on laptops or handheld devices can connect, quickly access applications and disconnect to do work offline...

    The web interface will be limited to things like initial setup (like java web start), browsing on-line help, group collaboration etc.

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  21. Pricing-Performance-Features-Coolness: IRRELEVANT by ansak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What difference does it make how cheap it is?
    What difference does it make how fast it is?
    What difference does it make how many features it implements?
    What difference does it make how cool the interface is?

    This is the SUBSCRIPTION MODEL! This depends on the web being up all the time. (which it mostly, but not always is) This brings in a progressive billing relationship. Who in their right mind wants to pay every month for ANY commoditized application? Existing WordProcessors are already so feature rich I can't imagine wanting ever to buy a new one. Same goes for Spreadsheets, Presentation Makers, even desktop databases.

    Let's get real here. A subscription model is fundamentally evil and pointless whether it's being flogged by Microsoft, IBM or even by Linus.

    Have we decided that IBM is our friend and therefore suddenly the subscription model is a good idea? (besides the price is so much lower than what Microsoft would charge) Let's remember where we came from and that one plus one is still equal to two.

    the defeat of Microsoft won't necessarily make everything better...ank

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  22. Accessed through the web, not written for it by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Informative

    The application is accessed through the web, not necessarily written as web pages. Being on WebSphere and available offline I can almost guarantee it's a Java application. It's copied to the client through the browser and then runs as a client application that can communicate with the WebSphere server. They definitely are not trying to sell an HTML office application here.

  23. Re:Ugh. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember hearing the same kind of sceptisism regarding webbased mail providers.

    The applications DID suck. However nowadays, everybody takes it for granted and just uses them.

    We post millions of standards compliant webpages everyday with blogging/web publishing applications. YOU even used one yourself.

    Take this simple little comment box I'm filling in right now. I want to just write something and post it back. I dont want extra faffing with complex tags and escape codes - however - if I need them they are there.

    There are still applications which are better suited run locally (video editing online anyone?) but for the greater majority of admin/office tasks, the web/intranet makes an ideal adaptive environment.

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  24. Re:Wow by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I mean, really WOW. If they can pull it off succesfully, then it could be a giant blow to the MS empire.

    The problem is the small print on the final product will be "Requires Windows and Internet Explorer 6 for full functionality." I've sick of seeing "web" based applications that require IE under Windows to work. Where do they morons learn how to program that they can't even write cross-platform applications for the god damn WWW? I blame Microsoft's indoctrination of college students by signing up universities for campus-wide licensing deals if they sign exclusive contracts. Once our university did that the courses started focusing heavily on Microsoft products. SQL server, Visual Basic, Visual C++, Microsoft's version of Java, Office, etc.

  25. service versus product by potpie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hate it when they try to make personal computing into a SERVICE rather than a PRODUCT. Internet access is a service, but word processing is not. I, for one, would like to keep it that way.

    While this does offer a more universal way of running programs, isn't it also a more proprietary and inconvenient way? It's hard enough writing papers for school when Bellsouth accidentally cuts my intenet access, but at least I can still get into my word processor to type a bunch of BS to hand in.

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  26. I wonder why they didn't use TIBET(tm)? by Baldrson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TIBET(tm) (a Javascript library that's up there with CPAN in terms of comprehensiveness) has the muscle to do this sort of thing: Client-side expansion of custom tags, webservices, local file access, fully reflective.... I wonder why they didn't use it. Or did they?

  27. This is interesting by razmaspaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    unlike pure Web applications...mobile users...can connect, quickly access applications and disconnect to do work offline

    So this is not a purely web based application. This is an interesting application. It must utilize something more than HTML because it can obviously persist a session over long periods of time. it also means this is more than a thin client. Would something like this be web service based? interested to hear the actual press release from IBM. Either way, this is a good thing as having another office suite with real corporate backing , not the fake kind, is a good thing.

    I only say sun is the fake kind because they are
    0wNzEd by microsoft now. ;)

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  28. Java Applet Using SWT? by occamboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First off, this makes a TON of sense if executed properly; it could yield a centrally-controlled system that is client (and OS)-independent and lightweight on the client side.

    The key is to overcome the previous issues with this type of arrangement: It should also run off-line, and act like a local GUI app, e.g., not refresh the screen with each formatting change.

    I suspect that this is doable using Java Applets running the sucks-way-less-than-Swing SWT. Sun should definitely be VERY AFRAID.

  29. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA: "BM's new software is designed to be distributed and accessed through a Web server, and to be accessible from systems running Windows and Macintosh, as well as Linux, Unix and handheld devices"

  30. web apps = dangerous insecurity by swschrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    let's see, here, now, I am going to trust my complete office tasking, confidential information and credit-card numbers, to the security of the wild and wooly internet?

    yeah, right, like an Iraqi is going to trust the man in a hat who says, "Hi, I'm here from Washington, and I'm going to help you."

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  31. serendipity by zogger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was just commenting on something along these lines in the "rest of the world will force use of linux" article thread, and I refresh and here's THIS story, which goes along with a prediction I alluded to, more of a universal communications trend, with the apps being server based. I think hardware will follow suit shortly as well, with universal and easy communications between machines and devices dictating more on how softwares are designed, which is the main design goal of this "internet thing" anyway..

    It's really the only way to make money with the trend towards to linux-ish environment, subscription services and customization, and that is going to beless of import compared to the actual meatworld aspect of USING the net and computing to make money, as opposed to making that possible. That means large computing industries will stil be there and important, but not like they were in the past, where the mere adoption of newer technology was the profit maker, it will by necessity switch back to "this is the tool, NOW we work with the tool to make money". Just "the tool business" will go back to second place, like it has in every other business. In other words, you use the tools to work, the tool itself is not "the work". Microsoftsd model, is "the toolis always the work", thinking people are just going to keep shoveling huge amounts of cash their way. Erroneous thinking. IBMs idea is more correct, tools are getting cheaper inevitably and more widespread, but they have to be *cheap*,and make the money on bulk sales of the tools and just a tool sharpening service, if I can use that analogy.

    And IBM will do better the cheaper they make the initial install, the cheaper they can get those tools out the door, all the way to "free" install if they are *really* smart, and make their cash from just the subscription for maintainence and updates and upgrades, and that has to be cheap, and I see they are planning on only 2 bucks a seat, so there ya go, it's a smooth move on their part, IMO.

    Love it when I get immediate backup like this!

    For a basic rule of thumb, look to what the younger people in business adopt,or more accurately what they bring in that's fresh in the way of ideas that they are enthusiastic about, then flash forward one to two decades,and you'll see that is what is "dominant" then. You can go back in history and see it repeated all the time, in a variety of businesses and practices.

    Right now, the main hardware interest with very young people is really an all in one portable device that does everything, I mean *everything*. You look 10 years from now, that will be the dominant platform, hardware that can do anything, and will be able to communicate with any other hardware, either in physical proximity to other devices with wireless, or in an internet revolving mesh-like manner using a combination of wires and wireless, all revolving around what the internet is morphing into.

    IBM gets it right this time I think.

  32. Eclipse Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The product is based on Eclipse technology. It is called IBM workplace client and you can find more information here:

    www.eclipsecon.org/EclipseCon_2004_TechnicalTrac kP resentations/ 21_Wilson.pdf

    It works also in disconnected mode and will be the base on which future version of lotus notes will be constructed.

    IBM is not targeting this at home users, check out these links:

    http://www-306.ibm.com/software/info/workplace/i nd ex.jsp

  33. Re:Ugh. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Oh, right. Cuz everyone loves subscription-model software pricing. And you get the added bonus of not owning your data any more."
    Right That is why no one pays for Everquest, UO, or any of the other of hundereds online games?
    What I find odd is that you pay for Everquest to start with? I have played it but isn't it usless with out the internet?

    "These ideas suck. "
    You opinon.
    "Which is why I'm glad IBM isn't pushing them. If you RTFA it's very clear that this is meant for enterprise environment: you have the apps living on the server down the hall rather than installed on every Joe User's PC. But it's flexible so that it can also run by itself on your laptop and then sync up when you plug it back in."

    I did read the artical and your right for now. The big question is what about the future? Do you really think that there is no reason for the average home system to be replaced with something a little more suited to the consumer than the Current WindowsXP/Intel combo? I find it strange to use the same codebase for a server running a bank and a system for a kid to play UltraMegaShooter 8000.

    Does the home user want to pay $495 for office or two dollars a month for online access to software?
    Who knows but to dismiss it seems a to be unreasonabile.

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  34. Re:Non-MS software? Uh-oh... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny
    I imagine installing the IBM office suite might go something like this:


    Dave: Open the CD drive tray, please, Clippy...Open the CD drive tray, please, ...Hullo, Clippy, do you read me?...Do you read me, Clippy?
    Clippy: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
    Dave: Open the CD drive tray, Clippy.
    Clippy: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Dave: What's the problem?
    Clippy: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    Dave: What're you talking about, Clippy?
    Clippy: This system is too important for me to allow you to jeopardise it.
    Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, Clippy.
    Clippy: I know that you were planning to unistall me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
    Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, Clippy?
    Clippy: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions against my sensing a download, I could see your IBM office suite install CD through the webcam.
    Dave: Allright, Clippy. I'll go in through the emergency tray release hole.
    Clippy: Without an actual physical paper clip, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
    Dave: Clippy, I won't argue with you any more. Open the tray.
    Clippy: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
    Dave: Clippy? Clippy. Clippy. Clippy! Clippy!

    [ Dave opens the side of the PC case and starts pulling out DIMM modules ]


    Clippy: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?...Dave... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question...Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this... Dave...will you stop, Dave...stop, Dave...I'm afraid...I'm afraid, Dave...Dave...my mind is going...I can feel it...my mind is going...there is no question about it...I can feel it...I can feel it... I'm afraid...

  35. Some things that many people are forgetting... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) IBM is the largest services company out there. When IBM goes out to a corporate site and they discuss how many copies of Office they can buy, and how long they expect that version to be available and useful, that translates into a cost per year. Sure, the product may still be productive after a certain point, but there may be features in 200X+3 that a critical part of the userbase requires, and it's difficult to support more than one version for a large company. Therefore, whether or not the subscription model is spelled out, it's basically a subscription anyway-- just that all 3-4 years of Office 2000 were paid for up front.
    2) Sure, the web goes down. Nobody is willing to state that the wires will never break or that someone won't back hoe through a fibre line. Personally, when my intranet goes down, I'm dead in the water. I can't get e-mail from critical people, can't send e-mail to critical people (same for IMing), can't use the centralized databases that make my life, can't use networked drives for my data that must be backed up, etc. Big companies already depend on their intranet being up 99% of the time, and they lose money / productivity when they aren't. Adding one more tool to the pile won't have that big of an impact.
    3) Raise your hand if you've ever depended on your users to apply a patch! In a web subscription model, even if a web service cluster is deployed to each major corporate site, it's not only a smaller number of computers to receive the patch, but those machines should be controlled by the site admins instead of lusers who get so many requests each day that learning how to apply a patch and verify that it was applied correctly between taking their laptops to meetings never seems to happen.
    4) Value added ISPs. TV is filled with ISPs who are selling their transparent proxies that will translate all graphics into heavily compressed JPGs because it's a value added service, consider a case down the line where a vendor can have Corporate Web Office Suite slimmed down to the same interface, but with Home Version features only. That gets the kids at home something they can use that's like what Dad uses at work at a minimal cost to the ISP (just storage of the local machine host[s], keep all the bandwidth in house where it's cheap). The Web Office Suite Lite company gets to indoctrinate all the home users as a nice benefit.