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"Buffalo Spammer" Gets 3.5 to 7 Years
jfruhlinger writes "Howard Carmak, aka the 'Buffalo spammer,' has been sentenced to jail time for his spamming activities. Interestingly, the conviction was not for spamming per se, but rather stealing someone's identity, which he then used to launch his spam messages."
It serves him right for stealing identities. I am still in counseling for getting that email from my grandma telling me to enlarge my penis.
Evolution or ID?
He also announced he planned to spam his appeal to every court in the country.
Here's hoping that his cellmate took a steady supply of penis enlargement pills and herbal viagra.
Shouldn't they have executed him like they do virus writers?
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Carmak, in his jail cell for the first night of his long sentence, with "Tyree," or "Bubba," or whoever; specifics are not important, just that the individual is large, mean, and notoriously maladjusted. It is now lights-out, and quiet falls over the prison.
As Carmak cowers under the covers of the lower bunk...
"I bet you don't want ME to have a bigger penis now, do you, boy?"
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Meanwhile in Jail, inmates have added him to their "My new Bitch" list. Carmak has complained repeatedly that their unsubscribe feature is both inhumane and doesn't work, which has led to arthritis in his right hand.
Is he serving time in the Heisenberg Uncertainty Corrections Center?
If you post it, they will read.
...his cellmates introduce the "Buffalo Spammer" to the "Cleveland Steamer".
A nerdy overweight white guy in his thirties going to the can? He should tatoo tits on his back now and get it over with.
-B
Why, yes.
People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
Think of it as a deterrent. "Not only are murder, theft, and rape wrong, but if you're caught, you might have to share a cell with a spammer!"
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>7 years is the maximum for identity theft? That actually seems a little light.
How about seven years and the victims get to pick his cellmate?Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.