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Meteorite Crashes Through New Zealand Roof
freitasm writes "The New Zealand Herald and Stuff are reporting on a 1.3kg, four billion-year-old rock that fell through the roof of a house in suburban Auckland, New Zealand. Their insurance company will pay for the hole in the roof and couch and two holes in the ceiling. The meteorite itself, a chunk of an asteroid, could have been basketball-sized when it impacted Earth's atmosphere at 15km a second. By the time it hit the house, its velocity had probably slowed to 100-200m a second."
Now thats what I call a smashing entry!
Oh, that's right... this is the biggest news in New Zealand since the Lord of the Rings crew packed up and left.
I bet their insurance company cancels them after they pay for all the repairs, too. :) It was preventable, if New Zealand had invested more heavily in SWMDT (Star Wars Meterorite Defense Technology). Of course with the license fees the Reagan administration was charging...
That would truly suck. To be sitting there watching "When Meteorites Attack, True Stories of Meteorites and Their Victims" and WHAM, there's a smoking hole in your television set, sparks flying everywhere, and the father figure of the family is screaming for his teenage son, wondering if he had been busy building nuclear reactors again.
My reality check bounced.
Or another Open Source project gone wrong?
Maybe they should check the 'meteorite' for peanuts...
Be you Admins? nay, we are but lusers!
It's all lies! That house was area 51! Get your tin foil hats and ten foot thick steel bunkers because aliens have fired the first shot in the intergalatic war of 2004!
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It must be one of the safest houses in the world - what are the odds of it being hit by two meteorites?
Yes it would really rock.
Bush and Blair ate my sig!
Yes, you could make a fortune renting out your house to visiting dignitaries as a 'highly secure meteor resistant location' (based on the lightning never strikes twice principle).
Of course, they'd need to fix the holes in the roof and get the carpet shampooed first.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
"What we've got here is what we call a "Boeing Bomb". See the peanut? Dead giveaway."
"Nuh-uh... thats a 'Space Peanut.'"
Anomalous plant growth has been noted in the vicinity of the meteorite strike, with nearly complete coverage of the immediate vicinity with lush, dense foliage. The homeowners could not be reached for comment.
It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
they asked the rock. Don't need extensive research to ask something. But I think the rock may be female, in which case it's been 4 billion years old for the past 3 billion years.
Yeah, but I don't think it would go the way you had it.
Doctor: Ewww! What happened to, uh, him?
Constable: He got hit by a meteorite...
Doctor: *choke* Good Lord!
"Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing."
It was dino...
From excellent karma to terible karma with a single +5 funny post...
In AD 2004, war was beginn...oh, never mind.
Windows is only $500 if your time is worthless.
All we needed to do was send Bruce Willis up there with a team of roughnecks.
Money? Can you imagine what kind of superpowers they must have got from the meteorite?
that it hat reliable information that Osama bin Laden was in the house at the time.
I live in New England. Plenty of rocks around. I live near an airfield. Plenty of planes around. So... 1) Get rocks, 2) Rent plane, 3) Fly over house, 4) Profit! Only house ever hit by THREE meteors at once!
Maybe I'll even invest a few bucks for a few small real meteorites - the margin will cover it.
In a response to the attack on New Zealand, President Bush announced today that United States Army and Marine units would be stationed on Mars and other planets as a deterrent to further terrorism by unknown aliens. He will send a request for a further $900,000,000,000 to congress to fund the development of transport and supply systems for our brave patriotic troops. Haliburtion corp. has patriotically volunteered to undertake the conract for a mere 25% markup.
Attorney General John Ashcroft declared that the aliens have obvious ties with Al Queda. Only alien mind control could have changed the joyous happy reception that should have been give to US liberators by the oppressed Arab world. He will ask Congress to amend the Patriot act to allow preventive detention of the entire population of the United States and 24 hour observation of everyone else.
Affable non-entity and Homeland Security fill-in Tom Ridge announced newer, more vibrant colors for ever more heightened security levels. He is asking Congress to redefine illegal alien to include beings from other planets/solar systems.
I'd find a blacksmith and craft an astral shield+4
The last big story from New Zealand was Shrek the Marino sheep that was on the lam for seven years.
If they had checked the newspapers, they would have had time to shop on Yahoo for a boatload of throw pillows and their trailer would have been saved!
Cantankerous old coot since 1957.
The rock hit her leather couch and bounced back up to the ceiling before rolling under the computer.
This demonstrates that the Martians have Internet. They have sent a ping
Reminds me of the story about the statistician who calculated the odds of there being a bomb on the airplane he was travelling on, and found out that the odds were too high for him to feel safe. He then calculated the odds of there being two, independent bombs on the same plane, and noticed that the possibility was remote to the extreme, compared to the first calculation.
So, now, he always brings a bomb with him when he's flying.
How does the meteorite coming through the roof of a suburban home add to its value?
Instant skylight.
The article says Base Ball size, just wait for that extra-terestrial to come off the field and starts looking for his ball!
"The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
Our heavy traveling stuff weighs pounds or tons, and only travels in miles per hour.
As another reader pointed out, the odds of it being hit by a second meteorite, is exactly the same is it being hit by the first... which is slim, but another meteor isn't going to avoid the house next time because a meteor crashed there beforehand.
/. crowd doesn't need the Gambler's fallacy explained to it :)
As another reader pointed out, the odds of you getting the first joke, is exactly the same as you being hit by a meteor... which is slim, but this joke isn't going to avoid you next time because you ruined the first joke before hand.
(seriously I would hope that the
I stole this Sig
you mean if you sell it to a fellow countryman youll only get arrested 'a little bit'
Its like the story about the guy who carries a bomb on every plane he flies, his reasoning being, "Heh, whats the probability that there are 2 bombs on board?"
That's right. All your base.
Somewhere else in the universe an alien species is trying to figure out what happened to their Earth Rover.
Why didn't he bring two?