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Where Have All the Venture Capitalists Gone?
artlu asks: "I have a great idea for a dotcom company, and I just started to execute the initial stages of my business plan. I developed the initial website, gained a user base, and am about to incorporate in Florida. Now I need to find a venture capitalist! However, every capitalist I approach is fearful of dotcoms. I ask the Slashdot community: How do I find a post-bubble dotcom investor?"
There are still plenty of VC's around - and they have plenty of cash as well! Maybe it is you? Maybe they think your idea sucks? giving away more things for free? they know that that is an exceptionally difficult business model to pull off, and will only work when you have some exceptionally good services to give away.
In your case, there is little that is unique, and you don't seem to have any USP's (unique selling points), anything that I can't already get elsewhere, as part of a larger service, and most importantly, readily visible revenue stream.
I'm sorry to be blunt and harsh mate, but the VC's are still there, they are just talking to people with a better plan......
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
While standing in the front of your venture capitalist, turn 180 degrees so that he can see your back. So, put your pants (and underpants down) and try to touch your feet with the tips of your fingers. You can slightly open your legs to make it easy for your to touch your feet. Now wait for your new "venture" to start and enjoy. Good luck.
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Since you are creating a web site for day traders, I think your business plan should include some info on how you can attract venture capitalists. If not, update your business plan.
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You need a privacy statement. It's very important, especially for what you're doing.
Seriously though. They both exist, and have heaps of money because there's been nothing to invest in to speak of.
However, the stupider ones are out of business, and the smarter ones are being a lot more careful in their dealings now.
... I wouldn't give you money. Would you trust someone who advocated day trading to manage your investment well? I find it interesting that you quote Warren Buffet in your theory section when essentially you are going against everything that he stood for (regarding investments).
Realize that in order to succeed you will lose - a lot. I lost $11,000 when I started out, but I think of that money as an education. Also, do not even attempt to day trade with less then $40,000 as you will need Day Trading Buying power. PAPER TRADE.
How much did you end up making? If you did/are doing well, why are you changing professions (trader to dotcomer)? If not, why would I trust my money with you? (especially since you're losing your money in such a foolish manner--day trading)
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I'm sorry, I don't have any answer to your question, except for a rather pessimistic view of things. So if you want lists of investors, read no further.
Most VC:s in the seed/early financing business (which you seem to be looking for) are still licking their wounds after the IT and biotech bubbles - and won't go back there for a long time until there is a really really really good and obvious opportunity. Which, at this point in time, reduces the chances to almost zero, since everything that resembles "dotcom" has a built-in negative bias, given all the (rightful or not) media bashing received the last three years.
Prove me wrong, I would be more than happy if you succeed in your quest! Because, just as the market grossly overestimated the value of the dotcom industry in the late 90's, it is underestimating it today.
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Where's the money... seems like you're missing the basic idea, they want to make money. Unfortunately it's a big waste of my time to explain this to you, so.. good luck.
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Get a .org domain :)
.org domain is inappropriate/not correct use/no one will find you yada yada yada... sheesh)
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(BTW Its a joke comment. If I don't say this I will probably end up with a shed load of replies saying that a
Sounds like someone got carried away with the 24HDC...
And he actually managed to get a plug on Slashdot. This is just slightly pathetic.
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- Who's representing you? Don't have legal counsel lined up? You're opening a securities firm and you don't have a securities lawyer hired? Buhbye.
- Who among your executives is an SEC-licensed broker or agent? Nobody? Buhbye.
- From where did you receive your MBA? Wait, you're trying to run a securities firm and you don't have an MBA in an executive position? Oh, right, right, you have "extensive trading experience". Right. Just like every other daytrader who lost his shirt. No MBA, no investment. Buhbye.
- What services are you offering which nobody else offers? You aren't offering unique services? Buhbye.
Those questions aren't nice, but those are questions which will be asked straightoff, and if you don't have good answers for them you won't even get your foot in the door.First thing you should do is stop calling it a "dotcom business". Many VCs got burnt by them 5 years ago, and now have an irrational phobia about the term.
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Take a look, at the selfdescription of the poster! About Him
"I made a website, where's my fucking money???"
I've just started [link]a company[/link] and I'd like some free exposure from a heavily trafficked Web site. What question should I asked on Ask Slashdot to generate this exposure?
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Dotcoms fleeced them every one
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No real plan. No unique concept. No market differentiation. No pressing need being met. No users clamoring for you to open. No revenue streams. No team to make it happen. No real business background. No exit strategy.
If I were a VC I would bill you for wasting my time. There are plenty of VCs out there dying to invest their money as it has a shelf life that is coming due, but no one is stepping up with a good idea. And yours is not a good idea. A good idea had a $5-20 Billion market. A good idea can capture at least 5% of that market. A good idea fills a void in the market. A good idea has high switching costs for the end user, is hard to duplicate, is expensive to get into, has large margins, has the ability to block competitors through things like patents, leverages an already installed base, and makes you wet your pants it is so good. If you don't believe in your idea to invest your own money, money you may not have, put together a team, do the research, etc. - then why would a VC invest?
I, for one, can't believe this got posted. Oh, wait, yes I can. Perhaps my next submission will be an Ask Slashdot: "How much will you pay for this turd."
As for the something different, I'm hundred per cent behind you on that one. If you don't have a product differentiator, you are dead - there is only so much market and somebody bigger always has economies of scale.
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The VCs are out there, but you're not in their market anymore. Before the bubble, VCs didn't invest "seed capital", which is what you're looking for. After the bubble, VCs again don't do seed money, they're looking for companies that need "mezzanine financing" - companies with paying customers, good cash flow, and preferably a profitable quarter or two behind them. Companies that need money to grow instead of money to get started.
Before the VCs squeezed them out of the market, there were "angel investors" - individuals who knew their specific industries very well, had made their own money previously and were willing to take a flyer on a new company in their industry. Angels typically require much less documentation etc. to invest.
Your site, although competent, seems thrown together in a rush. The color scheme is drab and the text is nigh-unreadable for your target audience (these are not designers you're catering to). That just won't cut it. And that's just your site (all you have to show for the time being).
As for the copywriting: It's just unprofessional. You have neither a "corporate" reassuring voice (something desirable in this context) nor a friendly, personal one. It's just a mix and match of faux seriousness and half hearted attempts at humor. Needs tightening.
From what I see, I wouldn't bet much on the business plan. Then, there's what everybody else here is saying: You don't have a unique product. No market differentiator, no apparent viable business model, no real professional experience (no, "tried and failed" doesn't cut it when requesting capital for a business providing services for the area in which you failed).
I'm sorry, but I think the problem with your proposal is that it's not good enough. Good luck improving it.
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That is the first question you have have to answer. How are you going to make money with this site?
What are you selling? How much will you charge? How many people will buy?
Those are your questions when you have good answers then you will be of interest to VCs not before.
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First, the website that currently exists is not the business idea. It is the first step in my business plan. VCs have not been exposed to any of the true idea yet. The non-disclosure form was just finished by my attorney yesterday. I agree, the website is poorly designed, but I am just working on getting it running before developing it farther.
Second, my about page on artlu.net. A) yes, it is stupid and childish. B) I have not updated it in nearly 4 years. C) If you are judging me by that page, I have nothing to say. I took it offline, but im sure you can google or internet history it.
Third, I am working on the privacy policy as well - I don't remember which post mentioned that, so thank you.
Finally, I appreciate all of the constructive comments and the emails I have received of interest. They are definitely leading me to change a few things in the Business plan.
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Looks like his free ad on Slashdot is doing pretty well
Perhaps if your site and idea didn't look like a PERFECT way to pump and dump stocks you would get more VC interest.
Your site looks like a SEC investigation waiting to happen.
Lots of people run blogs/forums types of websites on the cheap. You don't need VC money to run that sort of thing.
Honestly, I think you'd be in danger of blowing any VC funding on more day-trading "experience" and this time it would all be documented in your blog. Not a good thing, from a legal defense perspective.
Well, I'm not a VC, and every computer project I've worked on has been self-funded. I don't think I would touch a project with VCs involved.
When I buy a stock this is what I ask:
1) how do they make money?
2) how do they make MORE money each year?
3) how will they be making more money 50 years from now?
I'm having trouble coming up with answers for your site. Plus the whole day-trader angle bothers me.. is that the same philosophy you use when running a business? Maybe you will be able to sucker some VC, but you don't seem to offer anything. In the previous post you mentioned non-disclosure agreements, so maybe you have something really cool in the works.
I believe 75% of day traders underperform the market. I.e. if you deposited/withdrew the same money into a hypothetical bank account as you did your trading account, the interest rate this bank account would need to give you the same results is lower than the average return of the market.
That's some pretty expensive entertainment that day-traders engage in!
The best thing is to grow your business on your own. If it's a good business, you'll have money to grow slowly and you'll have good numbers to show the investors when the time come.
The dotcom days are over my friend.
A cursory reading of the site shows that somebody *really* needs to learn more about effective copywriting. Even if the idea had some merit (it doesn't), the website does a piss poor job of presenting the case. It sure doesn't inspire *me* to want to use the service!
If I were a Venture Capitalist, and somebody came to me looking for VC with something as poorly thought out as this, his ass would hit the middle of the parking lot by at least the second bounce.
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hope there are no hard feelings, but honestly, if you want to have VC's invest in your company, your reputation will be of great importance. You need to give an impression of professionalism.
Private pages have the inherent design feature of allowing people pre-judgement. That is the whole idea behind online publishing: presenting oneself to the public.
You approaching slashdot was a great testrun, regarding what I have just said.
I think you got a lot of great feedback. The unsupportive being even of greater value. Now it is up to you.
taking your privat site down, was an excellent move. Try to improve it, than just giving up on it. Use what has been said in this thread.
Your personal site could be your door opener. Display that you are a highly acitve person, by showing what you have done. Pointing to your athletic achievements is not a bad idea, but try to turning it into a modest advertisment of your qualities (endurance, motivation, dedication, resiliance,......).
Just thought I should also utter something more productive. Though I stand to my previous post!
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I couldn't hit XMMS's stop button fast enough!
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Why don't you tell the capitalist you can do it in 24 hours?
I don't know which is scarier, that the did create a dotcom in 24 hours or that someone actually bid over $2000 to win it on Ebay! MaybeTry the National Venture Capital Association or the Western Association of Venture Capitalists. Both make their membership directories available.
Stupid people will be persecuted to the fullest extent allowed by law.
Just priceless. Someone, please get a cluestick quickly and help this poor chap.
I really would like to now what the business part is he is talking about.
I feel so sig.
into Hershey's Venture Capitalists n' Creme!
Unless he's changed the link, that is.
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