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Fuel Cells for Laptop Computers
ArbiterOne writes "An article in PC World states that the company MTI Micro Fuel Cells plans to demonstrate a new technology this week that could pave the way for better power technology for laptop and palmtop computers. The article claims that this new technology could provide a battery life 2.5 times greater than that of a lithium-ion battery. Could this be the solution to the problem of short battery life in high-end notebooks?"
Could this be the solution to the problem of short battery life in high-end notebooks?
Yes, and with their safety record it could cause the problem of short user life in high-end notebooks.
Stop playing games on the company laptop.
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But seriously, will this be available in time for current computers (like my brand-new Powerbook) to be able to upgrade to a fuel cell power source?
I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
Remember what Smokey the Bear says. Only you can prevent your MTI Micro Fuel Cell based laptop from starting a forest fire.
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The last thing I need to be doing is wandering around vegas at three in the morning trying to find some hydrogen to power my notebook
During my 3am Vegas wanderings, it sure wouldn't be hydrogen that I'm looking for.
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I can just see someone cycling up to a petro-can Station pulling out a steaming laptop and yelling 'Filler up fast! I'm being slashdotted!'
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Do I want an experimental fuel cell on my lap?
Don't worry, they already believe they can create components that use 2.5 times the power, even without the battary to power it :)
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Now my dual 3.2Ghz EE Pentium 4 laptop time will triple to 8.3 minutes!
I don't know how easily you could find methanol, but *ethanol* is darn easy to come by. :) The new teenage slogan would become, "No, mom, I swear, it's for my computer!"
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I have seen this on slashdot before but I can't seem to find it and am too lazy to keep looking. I guess this will be the same: no one wants a laptop called the hindenberg
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One for the computer, one for me, one for the computer, one for me.....
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
Wonder how long before people start cracking the top off the fuel chargers and start mixed it with coke... sure it may cause blindness, but there are a whole lot or reasons your laptop will make you go blind. (ba-dum-ching!)
I can just see it now... tough board meeting, heading back on the train... cracking open your fuel cells for sweet sweet relief.
Come on... people do it with whipped cream changers! Next best thing for the liquor-added geek?
Now to find a way to power my laptop on vodka (like Bender!)
Yeah, we should stick with safe, nutritious lithium ion batteries.
Over the course of the operating period, the amount of excess water released will not be noticeable to the user, he says.
:D
great, now laptops can pee on us
Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. /. the server.
Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don't
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Venkman: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
Hey, I said it was the last thing I wanted to be doing....
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
... this could give a new meaning to "CPU burning"
By themselves, they won't cost very much. But I would expect them to also be equipped with some sort of authentication system, so as to prevent unscrupulous third parties from ruining your name brand system with inferior IP.
And, of course, the initial fuel cells supplied with the laptop will only be half full.
Hmmm ... a laptop that you can't put on your lap. I think they're onto something!!
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I believe that would be penecillin.
I hereby announce Richolson's Law:
Whenever an article mentioning laptop computers, parts for laptop computers, or any accessory pertaining to laptop computers is posted to Slashdot, the chances someone will link to the Register article about the man who burnt his penis with his laptop approaches 1.0.
Oh don't let me get into that one. "Hey lets create a game that is a huge memory hog so nobody can run it unless they are running Quad Pentium 10 processors, 95k RPM scsi hard drives (raid required), 14 gigs of ram, and THREE video cards that won't be invented for three years."
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I don't remember anything about that!
Sounds great! Eat junk food, play Quake, and lose weight all at the same time! Crank up the resolution and effects to burn the most calories.
Heck, I should apply for a patent on this.
A single aspirin-sized pellet of U-235 could power your laptop for 20,000 years. No wimpy Centrinos, but a big honkin' full-strength 43.8-watt Pentium IV. The ability to burn DVD's directly, and I do mean burn. A simple 20-pound lead plate integral with the back of the case provides your lap with thermal and other protection, as well as looking cool. Waste disposal? No problem, nobody's going to throw one away when it still has 19,997 years of useful life in it.
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imagine the fun of engineering a laptop with a nice hot cpu,ram, videocard over a nice and most likey explosive fuel cell. Good thing they've bred most the ethics out of us engineers.
The obvious answer is a tiny Diesel engine. It'll probably be commercialised faster, it will run nicely on rapseseed oil, which you can carry on airplanes, and the coolness factor would be enormous. The Powerbook would doubtless have some six-cylinder BMW design with engine management and a titanium-clad alternator, while Dell would have some two-pot Chinese job that emitted black smoke while starting. Of course, the plane could still run out of salad dressing on the way to a convention, and the filler better not look too much like a hypodermic.
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