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Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated]
Update: 06/30 15:42 GMT by T : This article has been pulled; the Spider-Man 2 review which appeared here was reposted without credit or permission from chud. (Read it in its original context.) We welcome original feature-length articles, but not plagiarism.
Yes, you are.
Trinity dies in the end.
Oops.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
A friend of mine claims that at a critical juncture in the film, Tobey Maguire's character actually swings from Kirsten Dunst's vine-like breasts.
He was in a screening group, but swears this scene made the final cut. I called B.S.
Anyone?
tells me this is going be a great movie and makes tons of money.
Bet this
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Read the reviews of the Star Trek/Star Wars remake and nearly split my sides laughing. Can't wait to see what they do with Harry Potter as well!
My rights don't need management.
_Why_ did he have to point out Kirstens droopy eyelid?! I never noticed it before, but now it is bothering me. damn you!
Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
Heckboy, perhaps?
And the brethren went away edified.
This is a guy on slashdot.... he should be praised for recognizing a female in the movie at all. After all, there were comic book characters and electronics everywhere in this flick... im suprised he even noticed her.
She must have had alot to do with the comic book characters and electronics, now that i think of it. If I mentioned a hot blonde int he movie, he'd probably reply, "oh the one being saved by that awesome spidey from that no good doc oc.... badass, yeah I sort of remember her".
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
Now let's try to keep our posts on topic instead of flaunting our opinions as if other people really give a damn.
You must be new here.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
I suspect he is trying to make up for the general dislike he has built up by spewing mindless teenage trolling into the mix. 'YHBT. YHL. HAND'
I think we need some new acronyms...
YATR - You *are* thirteen, right?
MSCYR - Mom Says Clean Your Room!
NIOTS - Nothing Interesting or Original To Say
Any more suggestions?
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...is like complaining about a stripper's dancing ability.
For pretty much the same reason.
Bonch, dude, you just spent 3 hours writing a review of a 2 hour film....
Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those with good memory.
When will the Indian version hit theatres in America?
Creative Demolition
she gave a very good performance in ESotSM
ESotSM? OK, it's officially gone too far nerds, we need to stop abbreviating EVERY FUCKING THING.
ROFLMFAO
It's kinda like Drew Barrymore always talking out the side of her mouth.
You don't notice it until it's pointed out to you, and once you notice, you can't tear your eyes away from it.
Inconceivable!
"Spider-Man 2 hits theaters tomorrow, though some of us have seen it a bit early."
Yeah my download finished yesterday.
"Derp de derp."
Thanks. Now you've done it. You've destroyed two perfectly good sex-pots with your nitpicking... Thanks.
;-)
May you both rot in hell.
why dont you just marry spiderman...
sure, it probably is one great movie..but still, that review sounded way over the top
A ton of credit has to go to Bill Pope, who has shot himself
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science
It's a friggin movie about a highschool student that has the powers of a spider!
and you're banging off about realism?!
Speak for yourself... Kathy Bates is one fine piece of ass.
And where is OzCorp getting its never ending funding from?
BayStar.
Kathy Bates is at least three fine pieces of ass.
your right.
But strippers don't have their mammas chaperoning the clubs to make sure the bad bad directors don't get too much boobie in the shots.
The smartest thing Kirsten's mother ever did was put the 't' on the end of their family name.
Spider-Man 2 is certainly the movie that pays off all the promise Sam Raimi has held for the past few decades.
Whassat? I think that you just unintentionally implied that Army of Darkness was not the greatest movie of all time!
The only thing that we learn from history is that nobody learns anything from history.
You totally forgot Bring it On.
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