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Let the Mindgames Begin

chienr writes "Like Pong, but instead of paddles, you use your brainwaves to control the ball over to the opponent's goal, that's Mindball! This apparatus was previously an experiment under the name Brainball, and is now commercially available - here's another link with video."

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  1. Controlling balls by the power of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At last, a computer game for women.

  2. Seems ripe for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    doping scandals.

  3. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. Take a nap by srleffler · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems to me, that the best way to win would be to just close your eyes and ignore the ball. Better yet, take a nap.

    1. Re:Take a nap by 3Suns · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're pathetic! My grandmother could beat you at this game, and she's in a coma!

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    2. Re:Take a nap by Xilo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you saying that the best winning move is not to play?

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  5. Nothing new by i8urtaco · · Score: 4, Funny


    Atari was going to put out a similar device for their 2600 way back when.

    1. Re:Nothing new by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Atari was going to put out a similar device for their 2600 way back when

      That doesn't compare to the disappointment of finding out that feeding pictures of models into your printer, hooking up a Barbie to jumpercables and waiting for an electrical storm with a bra on your head to make Kelly LeBrock emerge from your bedroom closet was bunk too.

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  6. Competition of the slackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah sounds exciting to watch people sit there while a ball moves. I'd rather see it move for whoever can be the most intense that would be great.

  7. The most relaxed player wins. Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, in order to play you have to almost *not care* if you win or lose...

    This may have uses in anger management courses, but I can't see it popping up in bars and arcades any time soon. :)

  8. Obligitory Star Trek Reference by Omega1045 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They had something like this on TNG's episode "The Game", where Wesley and Ensign Robin Lefler are the only ones on board that have not been taken over by a game you control with your mind. I am sure if Wil Wheaton is reading this he will have an Ashley Judd comment ;-)

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    1. Re:Obligitory Star Trek Reference by dotwaffle · · Score: 4, Funny

      My god, I AM a geek. Not only did I know what you were talking about, I was thinking the same thing!

    2. Re:Obligitory Star Trek Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always figured the reason why Wesley didn't fall for the game was because Ashley's *cough* charms were too distracting for him to concentrate on directing the ball into the funnel. I mean, how many geeks would be playing a stupid-ass videogame like that when you're sitting right next to Ashley Judd?

  9. Mindgames? by CajunArson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought the real mindgames were all the 503's Slashdot has been throwing as part of a guerilla marketing campaign for the Manchurian Candidate or something.

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  10. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me up when they are playing with a bottle of Janx Spirit.

    "Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die/ Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit").

  11. I Can't Really Play... by bfg9000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I don't have the minimum system requirements...

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  12. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "For those who are just too competitive to relax by playing - Mindball is a game where two players control a ball with their brainwaves and the one who's the most relaxed wins... The biosensor system registers the electrical activity and the player who is the most relaxed can make the ball roll over to his opponent's goal with his brainwaves."

    Let's see, a player needs to be completely relaxed in order to win. Does that mean that people who are stoned/drunk/asleep offer the best competition?? That's a scary thought...

  13. Not fair with blondes! by DungeonCoder · · Score: 1, Funny

    They don't have a brain, you insensitive clod!

  14. Chevy Chase would say... by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Be the ball, be the ball....."

  15. Hehe. I thought the same thing. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems like the ideal stoner party game.

    Duuuude, I am soooo much more relaxed than you.

    Talkin smack bitch? Watch my total relaxation crush your total relaxation.

    Whoooooaaaaaa

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    1. Re:Hehe. I thought the same thing. by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha! Your stoners will never have less brain activity than my training buddy, an Idaho potato!

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  16. AAAaaakirrrrraaaaa! by j_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    you kids with your cheap jedi references. pah.

    1. Re:AAAaaakirrrrraaaaa! by TheCyko1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kaneda: Tetsuuuo!

      Tetsuo: Kanedaaa!


      Sasuke: _______
      a) Akira
      B) Inuyasha
      c) Naruto
      d) Bender

      Damn, I hate these... um... B?

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  17. Does it work when... by Skiron · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I wear my tin-foil hat?

  18. Re:Forgive my absolute ignorance.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTF is an Ashley Judd comment?

    A Linux user kissed Ashley Judd. Yes, it's true (Wil Wheaton uses Mandrake). BEAT THAT YOU SMUG BSD SNOBS!

  19. New Science from the Mindball home page by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The biosensor system, registers the electrical activity in the brain - so called EGG."

    Cripes, I've been doing it wrong all these years. I thought it was electroencephalogram (EEG). Now I find out that the brain runs on chicken embryos.

    Makes sense though. Most people I know are either hard boiled, fried, or totally scrambled. I wonder if I can get a refund on my student loans and apply for chef's school instead.

    The anti-drug TV ad was right: "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN....."

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  20. It begins... by TheCyko1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It always starts with pong and ends with getting bombarded by enough spam to drive a person nuts, cept this time it's getting beamed directly into your head.

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  21. Move the Ball by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Do not try and move the ball, that's impossible. Instead, Only try and realize the truth. You have no balls.

    ummmm. wait, that didn't come out right

    1. Re:Move the Ball by rsadelle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally someone recognizes that there are female /. readers.

  22. Re:EGG?! by GimpyMcJackass · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope it's not an EGG! An esophagogastroduodenoscopy consists of inserting a small camera down the throat to check out the esophagus, stomach, and upper duodenum. Of course, having it be an EGG would make relaxing a lot harder, and thus make the game a lot more challenging. :)

  23. Mindball? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it happy? Can we taunt it?

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  24. In other news... by edgedmurasame · · Score: 2, Funny

    Psychic athletes have been caught doping, literally with marijuana to attempt to cheat at the game "Mindball" by chemically altering themselves to feel more relaxed. Coincidentally, the accused athletes have all been unreachable for comment due to "overseas vacations".

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  25. In a few years.. by xrm · · Score: 2, Funny

    IBM will create a computer and name it "Deep Null", then it will match it against the current Mindball world champion, the dalai lama.