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SCO's claims Against Daimler-Chrysler Thrown Out

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the sucks-to-be-them dept.

Zak3056 writes "According to eyewittness reports published on Groklaw, SCO has been all but thrown out of court in their suit against Daimler-Chrysler. In a hearing that lasted 18 minutes with the judge ruling from the bench, all of SCO's claims, save that DCC failed to file their required certification with 30 days, were dismissed."

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  1. 18 minutes? by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why'd it take so long?

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    1. Re:18 minutes? by musikit · · Score: 5, Funny

      clerk announces judge's arrival: 1 minute
      judge repositions himself in chair: 1 minute
      clerk announces case number : 1 minute
      parties walk to tables: 1 minute
      judge reads over case notes: 2 minutes
      judge questions SCO about claims + SCO response: 5 mintues
      judge questions DCC about claims + DCC response: 3 minutes
      judge reams out SCO and tells them they are stupid : 3 minutes
      SCO walking out with their tail between their legs : 1 minute

      total 18 minutes.

    2. Re:18 minutes? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You obviously haven't heard many judges talk.

      "The court here *breaths from oxygen mask* finds...that the plaintif...the Santa Cruz Operations group...has made...claims...that ...are...groundless...and lacking...basis...in fact...Now...I will...list...the four-hundred ...and twenty...legal precidents...*Deep breath of oxygen*...on which I...based...my desicion."

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    3. Re:18 minutes? by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot Doug Llewelyn's closing interviews and comments.

      -m

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    4. Re:18 minutes? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't know William Shatner was a judge?

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    5. Re:18 minutes? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, the judge had to speak very very very s-l-o-w-l-y so that she would be sure SCO would understand.

      That, and constantly pinching herself to keep from laughing.

    6. Re:18 minutes? by Steve+B · · Score: 4, Funny
      [18 minutes?] Why'd it take so long?

      The judge had to listen to the complete compendium of law and fact supporting SCO's claims, which was recorded in 1973 by Rose Mary Woods.

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  2. And there was Much Rejoycing by GoClick · · Score: 4, Funny

    And there was Much Rejoycing, Now lets all go out and buy a hemi.

  3. Re:I hear SCO secretly settled by OECD · · Score: 4, Funny

    For a free car.

    Actually, it's a $699 lease.

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  4. SCOX down 7.5% in 3 hours by Bob+4knee · · Score: 5, Funny

    New yearly lows. Heck of a business plan

  5. New suit by glaserud · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO thrown out of a Daimler-Chrysler? I see a faulty-door/locks-suit in the near future.

  6. Actually took 10 minutes by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But SCO tried to file a TRO against the Circuit Court of Michigan. It appears the court uses Linux Servers, to handle all of the court dosument distribution. SCO claimed that a TRO was in order because the issuance of the Dismissal would result in irreperable harm. The Judge promptly dismissed the TRO in 2 minutes. The remaining 6 minutes were taken up with everybody in the courtroom ROTFLTAO.

  7. SCO: this is a clear victory for SCO! by wardk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time for SCO to deploy that famous Iraqi spokeperson.


    We have destroyed the Chrysler infidels and their heads now adorn pikes along all interstates leading into Utah.

  8. Re:Stock price already in a nosedive by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to buy!

    It's funny, you can see the zigzags in the downward slope -- people really are thinking that.

  9. Transcript of the Hearing by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO lawyers: The code was stolen from us

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: Sir please look at exhibit A. It clearly shows...

    SCO lawyers: Fsck you!

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: Your honor the code is not...

    SCO lawyers: STFU. You stole our code.

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: Excuse me but...

    SCO lawyers: I saw you steal it.

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: ...

    SCO lawyers: I have a video tape of it, but my dog ate it.

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: ...

    SCO lawyers: Show me the money. Show me the money!!!

    Daimler-Chrysler lawyers: ...

    SCO lawyers: (In LOTR voice) Your code is Mine!

  10. Pronunciation Guide by DavidBrown · · Score: 4, Funny

    In America, Daimler-Chrysler is pronounced "Daym-ler Cry-sler".

    In Germany, however, the Chrysler is silent.

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  11. I wish... by brufleth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish this case was handled by someone like Judge Judy who would entertain all of us with her insulting tirade about how SCO has wasted everyone's time and money and how they should be ashamed of themselves.

  12. Re:Stock price already in a nosedive by ballista · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even better check out: http://ir.sco.com/calculator.cfm and see how a default investment in sco is doing ;)

  13. Priceless by write_with_numbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    License for 1 processor server Linux from SCO:$699
    License for desktop Linux from SCO: $199
    License for embedded Linux from SCO: $35

    Judgement that will make this ridiculous house of cards begin imploding: Priceless

    There are some things that money can't buy.
    Even Microsoft's money.

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  14. Re:One down by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Funny

    But in the end, SCO's 2nd biggest mistake was fucking with the auto industry. They have great lawyers and know how to use them.......

    As opposed to the incompetent, understaffed legal team at IBM?

    (/chuckles inwardly)

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  15. Re:SCO had a tripod of cases... by NorthDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO's tripod only has one leg left. There's a technical term for that.

    A monopod? :)

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