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Kensington Laptop Locks Not So Secure

eric434 writes "According to a security alert released by Security.Org, the Kensington laptop lock that many of us use and love isn't secure. In fact, it can be opened in 30 seconds after about a minute of practice with a $1 worth of equipment. (A Bic pen, and a pair of scissors. In the interest of giving people some time to stop using the locks, the actual method of opening the lock is left up to the reader.) To make matters worse, Kensington's 'We'll give you $1500 if someone steals your laptop' guarantee doesn't apply -- because the process of opening the lock doesn't damage the lock or cable." Mind the source, though -- security.org wouldn't mind selling you a book on locks and safes.

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  1. Take the cable if you take my laptop... by sloshr · · Score: 5, Funny

    sooo... if you steal my laptop, please take the cable and lock, so I can still get my $1500...

    1. Re:Take the cable if you take my laptop... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      sooo... if you steal my laptop, please take the cable and lock

      Modern thieves are picky, they only nick good products that have resale value. Kensington locks are, well, kindly left to you...

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    2. Re:Take the cable if you take my laptop... by sloshr · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...but I said please... :)

  2. How to make the warranty work for you by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll give you $1500 if someone steals your laptop' guarantee doesn't apply -- because the process of opening the lock doesn't damage the lock or cable.

    After your lock has been cleanly picked, go to your local Home Depot, get a cable cutter and cut the cable yourself. Make sure you make a real mess of it. Then send back to Kensington and claim the $1500.

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    1. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except you're required to file a police report. Are you willing to file an incorrect police report to get your laptop replaced?

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    2. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Informative

      A lot of product insurance contracts, notably cell phone replacement plans, require the filing of a police report but one can usually get past this by simply being stubborn and simply demanding your refund/replacement. I find that the long pause on the phone after they remind you of the police report requirement is often effective in getting them to drop the troublesome requirement in the name of "better customer service". After all if they get a reputation for hassling claimants then nobody will buy those warranty replacement plans anymore because "it isn't worth the hassle." With warranty replacement plans everything can be negotiated if you are persistent enough.

    3. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay lets weigh up the options.
      1. File correct police report, don't get $1500, chances of police finding your laptop... none.

      2. File a slightly incorrect police report, get $1500, by some random stroke of luck the police do find your laptop. Chances police believe that the thief is lying and just cut the lock with some bolt cutters... good

      I know which one I would choose.

    4. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but this is $1500, not a cell phone that costs $50 plus a lot more if they don't lose you as a customer. Filing a false police report is equivalent to perjury.

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    5. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your mom ever tell you "Two wrongs dont make a right" when you were younger?

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    6. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by netglen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Simple solution for a simple question. Just purchase two more locks.

    7. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by jbltk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keep the laptop in an "undisclosed location" until you're sure it's safe to come out again? WWCD? (What Would Cheney Do)

    8. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by nsayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but 3 rights make a left.

    9. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by B747SP · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What's the problem with filing a police report. It's not like the cops care, you just rock up... "Whaddya want?" "My laptop got stolen" "Where from? Name? Got serial number? Here's your reference number. NEXT!".

      The magic reference number (which is what they hand out in the state of New South Wales (where Sydney is) Australia) is all you need to satisfy the insurance claim. You get extra bonus points if you know the copper's name and can write that on the form too, but it's not required.

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    10. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by B747SP · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Filing a false police report is equivalent to perjury

      Who said anything about perjury? Your laptop got stolen, didn't it? So go report that your laptop got stolen. Refer my previous post - the coppers couldn't give a flying fire-truck *how* your laptop got stolen, they won't ask, and they *REALLY* don't want to hear about it (they already heard the same story a dozen times today from folks who just *needed* to tell *someone* and assumed that cops cared). Be a good citizen, give the cops the info they need for their statistics, and be on your way. It's easier for everyone that way.

      'course if your laptop *didn't* get stolen and you're reporting that it did - well that's a whole different kettle of fish.

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    11. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by stu72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      woah there... cell phones don't cost $50. They might cost *you* $50 if you're a good customer or a new customer but they're worth many times more than that and subsidized to get you on board.

      In general, the prices offered by major wireless carriers are meaningless. If you want to know what a cell phone is worth, try buying a new, unlocked (use on any carrier, thus not subsidized) phone of recent vintage from an independant shop - you won't find much for $50

    12. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by B747SP · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Of course your finger prints are on the bolt cutter, you picked them up.

      You're showing definite signs of having watched too much American television my boy! In real life, they only screw about with the DNA analysis and fingerprints if (a) someone got killed and (b) the press are hassling a suitably highly placed politician over it. In the rest of real life, no-one has the funds or the time to fingerprint everything, and the cops certainly aren't going to bother investigating a stolen laptop.

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    13. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by DotNM · · Score: 2, Informative

      I feel compelled to mention that I work for my local school board. A colleague of mine (a technician for the school in question) informed me that someone broke into the school and stole three or four computer systems (on a side note, they obviously didn't do their homework... they stole computers with 32 MB of RAM that are aged quite a bit). The police fingerprinted everything and when I walked into that classroom several days later, I could still smell the fingerprint dust. This is in Ontario, Canada though, so I'm not sure about wherever you are.

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    14. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by devilspgd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe in the US -- In Canada if the theft is over a certain amount ($1000 or $1500 rings a bell, but a) that might have changed since I was in highschool, b) I'm really not sure, and c)I'm definitely too lazy too look it up) the police will go out and will finger print the evidence.

      Whether they'll actually catch anyone or not is another question, of course, but at least they try.

      It really depends on the crime and the situation I suspect, but they definitely won't do DNA for something that size though.

      However, you also have to consider that the private insurance company MIGHT decide to "investigate" on their own -- 99.99999% of the time they won't, but every once in a while some insurance companies will send someone out (even though it probably costs more then the claim) to investigate, just to look like they're doing due diligence and to discourage fraud. (Or so says a friend of mine who works in the insurance industry -- Take it with a grain of salt)

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    15. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      15.7" Gateway laptop, actually. Sweet beast too, completely replaced my desktop for several months.

      40GB drive, 2.2GHz P4, ATI Radeon 9000 (independant video memory), CDRW+DVD, and 4-6 hours of battery life with the display dimmed, 802.11B.

      It's not exactly brand new anymore (so don't bother showing where you could get a better one for less today), it was priced competitively when I bought it. In fairness the $4000 price includes the docking station, additional battery, an additional charger and a carrying case. That's $4000CDN.

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    16. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by devilspgd · · Score: 2

      I love cookies, I'll take one. Thanks!

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    17. Re:How to make the warranty work for you by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 2
      40GB drive, 2.2GHz P4, ATI Radeon 9000 (independant video memory), CDRW+DVD, and 4-6 hours of battery life with the display dimmed, 802.11B.

      That isn't all that "sweet" and is worth nowhere near 4 grand today or even when you bought it.

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  3. That's a horrible "warranty" .... by methangel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because the cable and the lock were not damaged does not mean that the lock and cable actually did the job correctly! Kensington should pay the warranty claim out since it was obviously ineffective in actually securing the device.

    If you use this Kensington lock and your laptop gets jacked, use a pair of bolt cutters and damage your cable before filing your claim.

    1. Re:That's a horrible "warranty" .... by weiyuent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because the cable and the lock were not damaged does not mean that the lock and cable actually did the job correctly! Kensington should pay the warranty claim out since it was obviously ineffective in actually securing the device.

      If your laptop, bike, etc ever gets stolen and you try to claim the compensation money from the lock manufacturer, you will find that there are many restrictions on actually getting that money. That is because, as with any other insurance scheme, many unscrupulous people try to get the compensation money by dishonest means. So some genuine theft victims will be deprived of their deserved compensation, whereas other scammers might get away with the money. By and large, though, the majority of consumers are justly rewarded.

    2. Re:That's a horrible "warranty" .... by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Funny

      By and large, though, the majority of consumers are justly rewarded

      Here on the interweb we like our statistics with links, thanks. And this doesn't count.

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  4. 1500 dollers by satanicat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    well. . I mean I guess it wouldnt matter to me wheather it was a len or a wire cutter. 1500 dollers might cover a good portion of the hardware costs, but usually the information on the drive itself is far more sensitive. What they need is a lock that causes the computer to self distruct.=) it not only protects the programmer, but teaches the thief a good lesson!

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    1. Re:1500 dollers by PabloJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the information on the drive itself is far more sensitive

      Or, far more useful. Let's say you have a lot of work stored on your laptop's hard drive. Maybe it was worth more to you than $1500, or even the laptop itself for that matter. You'd still have to go back and redo all your work, not only losing the price of the laptop, but the cost of your time as well.

      Obviously, one should be backing up their important information, but that's not always feasible when one is on the go.

    2. Re:1500 dollers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      well. . I mean I guess it wouldnt matter to me wheather it was a len or a wire cutter. 1500 dollers might cover a good portion of the hardware costs, but usually the information on the drive itself is far more sensitive. What they need is a lock that causes the computer to self distruct.=) it not only protects the programmer, but teaches the thief a good lesson!

      Australian Defence Force laptops (all thinkpads, that I've seen) have this. Try to break in and various parts of the laptop burst into flame.

      See how easy it is getting data off a hard drive that's protected by a lithium/oxygen lock.

    3. Re:1500 dollers by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Backup data and use encryption e.g. pgpdisk, drivecrypt.

      To prevent nontargeted theft, make your PC very distinctive. This reduces the "fencing" price significantly. If they obviously can't sell it to a fence they won't even bother touching it. Get/Pay an artist to make it permanently distinctive AND look nice at the same time.

      But if you really want to teach the thief a lesson, try semtex and a pager. You may wish to make sure it only blows up on a particular pager message and not because of a wrong number ;). Note that this makes it risky to take your computer with you to certain places esp aircraft/airports.

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    4. Re:1500 dollers by Halo- · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've got a hard time beleiving this. I know that all Thinkpad's have a password you can set on the harddrive which can't be disabled. (Or can only be disabled by IBM or a spindle transplant depending on who you beleive....)

      Self destructing hardware is more of a liability than an assest. If something is sensitive enought to require this sort of protection, then: 1) It shouldn't come in easy-to-carry sizes, and 2) the risk (and cost) of accidental destruction is probably greater than the risk of actual theft.

  5. Wire Cutters by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't a simple pair of wirecutters do the trick to begin with? I don't think you have to be McGuyver to get through those locks.

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    1. Re:Wire Cutters by jcain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you seen one of these cables? They are actually quite thick and strong, so wirecutters would not have any effect other than slicing the outer skin.

      However, I'm sure there are tools for this job available at your local Home Depot or other hardware emporium. Just remember to make the cut nice and messy.

    2. Re:Wire Cutters by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've worked with steel wire a bit in the past doing chainmail for SCA stuff. Graduated into chainmail jeweler, then just plain jeweler.

      The particular wire they use is a strandad high tensile strength steel. The individual strands are probably 12-16 guage, the cable as a whole cladding included might be 4 guage.

      To cut 16 guage half-soft steel wire takes a medium sized pair of bolt cutters and a lot of elbow grease. You could PROBABLY worry the cable through with those, but because you can't close the jaws on each individual strand, it's going to be more of a sawing motion.

      To get through that cable you'll need a pair of bolt cutters whose jaws are large enough that the entire cable fits between them with no more than a 15-20 degree angle. And the leverage is going to be immense; 2-3 feet at least.

      Not exactly a tool you could fit in your pocket :) The tool *is* available, you can probably find it for under $20. Most every hardware store will have one. They're used in construction to do exactly what the name implies; cut bolts :)

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    3. Re:Wire Cutters by madfgurtbn · · Score: 4, Informative

      The tool *is* available, you can probably find it for under $20. Most every hardware store will have one. They're used in construction to do exactly what the name implies; cut bolts :)

      Actually, bolt cutters aren't very good at cutting cables. What you need are cable cutters, which have more of a hooked scissors or shears type of head. The head of a cable cutter resembles the beak of a predator bird, actually; probably for a good reason.

      Bolt cutters are designed to cut a single solid piece of metal, so they are not effective at cutting the many strands of a cable. The cable kinda squashes and the individual strands are too flexible for a bolt cutter.

      Bolt cutters will work, eventually, but the right tool for the job is a cable cutter.

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  6. have to email author for details of the exploit by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the sake of those who thought to RTFA, the article gets you to email the author regarding the details of the exploit.

    Extract from article:
    You may contact the author for further details as to the method of entry. All computer owners and administrators should be aware of the potential for theft if you utilize this device. The full details of how to compromise this device are contained in LSS+ Version 5.0 Multimedia edition of Locks, Safes, and Security. Kensington may be contacted for further information at 800-535-4242. The company was notified of the problem by the author on July 13, 2004 and has refused to comment on or acknowledge the problem, or to return any telephone calls or e-mails. The author believes that the manufacturer can remedy the problem and should be required to do so. All purchasers of this device may wish to request a replacement from the manufacturer that prevents this form of bypass.

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  7. Hits me right where I live... by Commander+Spock · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just arrived home from an out-of-state family reunion, where I had my ThinkPad locked to a picnic table with a Kensington lock, to find out that my computer was not nearly as secure as I would have thought. My wife points out that there were pens and scissors there, too! They could have taken my preciousssss!

  8. What if my laptop isn't worth the 1500 ... by methangel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean I can get a Powerbook to replace the Tandy 286 laptop I have sitting in my closet?

    1. Re:What if my laptop isn't worth the 1500 ... by Dmala · · Score: 2, Funny

      You might have some difficulty making the 286 laptop enticing enough to steal. Ford Escort owners often have the same problem.

  9. This is old news... by anactofgod · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw MacGyver do this years ago.

    And *he* didn't need the scissors.

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  10. Re:Looking at picture of lock by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    They probably use the bic pin to set the pins and the scissors to apply the torque.

    You do realize that the DHS protects its laptops with Kensington locks, right? That means you just won free holidays in Cuba.

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  11. To Take Advantage Of This Flaw... by Snagle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kensington should start selling a lock for their laptop lock! Money in the bank if you ask me...

  12. Hmm..... by Doppler00 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen those computer "locks" on the back of computers that need those special round keys. They replace screws to try to prevent someone from opening the case. What I found over time when working with them, is that you can just use a set of small pliers to twist them off. Not very secure at all.

    1. Re:Hmm..... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most common locks are like most security proceedures in general, i.e. mostly a deterrent. You can pretty much always get in if you are willing to spend the time or energy on the target.

      Plus, if you use pliers to open a lock like this, it will be visible, giving away the fact that there has been unauthorized access. A similar idea I've heard of is gluing a hard-drive cable to the motherboard and hd. You could get it off and access the data, but you can't do it without being noticed.

  13. No, dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    A simple pair of wirecutters would not remove the locking cylinder.

    The point of the Kensington lock is not so much to secure the laptop to something as to ruin the resale value of it by virtue of the damage likely to occur to the laptop if the lock is forcibly removed.

    This hack apparently allows the lock cylinder itself to be cleanly removed, rendering the lock useless and giving the thief a laptop to sell that doesn't scream out "Look at this torn-off case plastic! I was stolen!"

  14. I can attest to this fact. by gellenburg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most laptop locks are insecure.

    Back in 2000 I had one of those Kensington motion sensing laptop locks which gave off this ear-piercing noise if anyone moved the device.

    Thing was so insecure that I was playing with it in the airport on a business trip one day and I realized all I had to do was to push the pin inwards and it immediately came off.

    Sure, the alam went off too, but it still wouldn't have stopped someone from jetting away and stealing the bag or laptop.

    Now, I secure both my laptops (work and personal) the old fashioned way. I never let them leave my sight or I lock them in a locker or the trunk of my car.

    Physical controls can't beat plain common sense sometimes when it comes to the security of your personal belongings.

    Neer leave a laptop bag in the front-seat or rear-seat of your car iwhere it's in plain sight. That's just begging for someone to smash your window and steal it.

    Also, don't carry your laptop around in one of those $200 leather laptop cases. I use a backpack. Sure, it was designed for a laptop but it doesn't look like it was. Maybe I have gym shoes and a change of clothes in there, or maybe I have an iBook, iPod, spare battery, Tréo 600, Passport, etc.

    Then again, maybe I don't.

    1. Re:I can attest to this fact. by jpatters · · Score: 4, Funny

      I carry around my gym shoes and a change of clothes in a $200 leather laptop case. That'll show 'em.

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    2. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thing was so insecure that I was playing with it in the airport on a business trip one day and I realized all I had to do was to push the pin inwards and it immediately came off.

      I had one of these and they're a waste of $70.

      Here's another good one: pick the thing up very very slowly, so it doesn't start screaming, lift it about 10" off the table, then slam it flat on the table, battery down, as hard as you can. The motion sensor will be busted right out and the thing won't peep a sound. If, by some misfortune, it does start beeping, press your thumb real hard against the hole underneath, where the piezo is, to silence it.

      These things are crap, honestly. Stay away from it...

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    3. Re:I can attest to this fact. by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also, don't carry your laptop around in one of those $200 leather laptop cases. I use a backpack. Sure, it was designed for a laptop but it doesn't look like it was. Maybe I have gym shoes and a change of clothes in there, or maybe I have an iBook, iPod, spare battery, Tréo 600, Passport, etc


      Amen to that. I made the mistake of using a laptop bag to carry around my school books for a while. Left it in my backseat overnight and got my window busted out. Yeah, they didnt get away with a laptop, but I had to replace the window and school books. I'm sure it pissed them off too.
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    4. Re:I can attest to this fact. by DaveJay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >or I lock them in a locker or the trunk of my car

      Don't try the trunk of your car in Chicago, even in the good neighborhoods. I've had windows broken and trunks entered for a duffel bag with a schoolhouse rock video tape. I've had trunks punched open with a screwdriver for some books. I once caught two kids in my car trying to pry an $18 tape player from under the dash. Hell, I once even left my car -- with nothing in it to steal, AND THE WINDOWS ALL HALFWAY DOWN -- and someone still punched a hold through the door skin to open the *unlocked* door with the *open* window.

    5. Re:I can attest to this fact. by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A couple years ago I was spending the weekend in Montreal and had left an empty laptop bag in my back seat. The next morning I came out to find the car window had been broken... I spent a little while trying to figure out what they had taken before realizing they probably looked inside the bag, got pissed off and threw it back in the car!!!

      It was a very cold and noisy drive home and cost a few hundred bucks to fix though :-(

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    6. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Trunk of your car is better than nothing in Chicago, though, and certainly better than the front seat. As long as they don't know there's anything in the trunk, they're less likely to hit your car.

      Especially if you drive a beater that looks like it couldn't possibly have anything valuable in it, and leave it in a good neighborhood with lots of Jettas and SUVs and expensive crap. (coughLincolnParkcough).

      On the other hand, I've sat with the owners and watched their 300k mile, damn near dead, Chevy Nova get stolen from in front of their house. I mean, they wanted it to be stolen, since getting it towed (there were brake problems to the point that they didn't want to drive it, not safe) would have cost as much as a junkyard would have given them, but still, its kinda funny to sit with someone who's *watching* their car get stolen. I love Chicago.

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    7. Re:I can attest to this fact. by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mine had a 3-option sensitivity setting. At it's most sensitive it would go off over nothing.

      In the least sensitive setting you had to tilt it 45 degrees before it would go off.

      In the middle it wasn't too bad, but it was still tilt sensitive -- I lifted it straight up, unscrewed the battery case, removed the batteries (to expose the unit's screws), then unscrewed it and reset it to a known code after a friend of mine decided to change it on me.

      I could have just smashed it I guess, but that wouldn't have been as fun as stealing my own laptop.

      The whole thing took about 5 minutes -- You'd have to have balls to walk into an office and do it, but you could probably pull it off if you tried.

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    8. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Omerna · · Score: 4, Funny

      I call BS. Whenever I steal a car I ALWAYS try the handle first. All good thieves do.

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    9. Re:I can attest to this fact. by GnrcMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm...for some reason this reminds me of a story my friend told me about something stupid he did.

      After having his car stereo stolen, he replaced it and jammed razor blades around the stereo.

      It was, of course stolen...and blood was smeared all over the interior...and all the windows were smashed by the pissed off thief...and the tires were slashed...and a good sized dent for good measure.

      Don't do this. :)

    10. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I knew a radio operator that had an amplifier that used a seprate 1500 volt power supply. The vehicle was locked and the equipment was properly marked Danger High Voltage and Lock out remote power supply before servicing. Because it was properly marked and locked, the judge threw out the manslaughter case against the amature radio operator by the family of the deceased.
      You shouldn't try cutting 1.5KV cables with a pocketknife when the supply is still on.

      It's not as bad in my car. The Hybrid battery is only 264 volts nominal and the 1KW inverter is 120 volts. I don't recommend messing with either while the power is on. The inverter is on most of the time. I plug the computer into it to charge batteries while on the road. I seldom bother to shut it off since its nominal unloaded draw is just a few mA.

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    11. Re:I can attest to this fact. by schof · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reminds me of the brilliant thing I did once...

      Had a loft in downtown LA; parked my shitbox car in a "secured" place -- not that secure. Left the doors unlocked so people could check that there wasn't anything worth stealing without breaking in. Worked fine, until the morning I came out and found someone sleeping in the back seat. Even better news when I chased him away and discovered that he had poor bladder control -- half the back seat was soaked.

      Just 'cause it seems like a really brilliant idea at the time, doesn't make it so.

    12. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Loopsnut · · Score: 4, Funny

      The thing you want to put back there is fishhooks, then the theif has a decision to make. Pain or police.

    13. Re:I can attest to this fact. by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhhh, after slamming it like that - you probably have to buy a new notebook, so what is the point?

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    14. Re:I can attest to this fact. by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have a short somewhere buddy.

      Um, no. I have several clocking circuits running. One inverts the low voltage into high voltage (not a lossless circuit) and another drives the output bridge for 60 HZ AC (driving transistrors still requires power) and the regulation and protection circuits are active. The noise suppression absorbs some power and the LED draws some power.

      No short here.

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    15. Re:I can attest to this fact. by kaszeta · · Score: 2, Interesting
      they probably looked inside the bag, got pissed off and threw it back in the car!!!

      Indeed, I had a similar thing happen once. A guy broke into my apartment, apparently with the goal of stealing my CD collection (a common theft item in that area, since they were so easily liquidated). He quickly found my CD rack in the living room (with >400 jewel cases in it), and quickly discovered that almost all of the cases were empty, the CD's were in my two CD changers, which were virtually inextractable from the metal equipment rack I was using as an entertainment center. He quickly got frustrated, decided it was time to leave, grabbed the fews CD's that were out in the open, broke a bunch of stuff out of spite, and left.

      The cops caught the guy, too, since I could tell them *exactly* which CDs were missing, and the guy that had turned in those exact three CD's at the local used CD store showed up on their store video camera, and they linked him to the apartment with fingerprints (he also had a long rap sheet of B&Es, too).

      Alas, it probably would've been easier for me if he had just stolen the CD's (hey, I had insurance), since cleaning up the mess he made and getting the stuff he broke fixed was a hassle.

  15. Who could be doing this?? by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Bic pen, and a pair of scissors...

    Damn you MacGyver!!

  16. Re:Looking at picture of lock by itwerx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They probably use the bic pin to set the pins and the scissors to apply the torque.

    Correct.
    That method actually works for any/all barrel-type locks, though the better quality ones (e.g. vending machines) will have tighter tolerances and stronger springs making them much more difficult.
    Kensington just needs to spend a few more bucks on a higher quality mechanism (preferably with more than 5 pins!! Geez...)

  17. Picking locks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hell, I can pop most locks in under a couple of minutes.
    The cost is not the materials used, it's the expertise and practice. Be aware, most policemen are well aware what a set of picks looks like, even if you disguise them. :)

  18. I'm curious... by weiyuent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...about the durability of the slot where one inserts the standard laptop locks. Though I'm not about to try it myself, I imagine that one could easily shear the lock off with the right amount of leverage and separate it from the laptop. Now it might take a bit of work to repair the chassis to re-saleable condition, but it's still possible, no?

  19. Funny lock story from Australia by HonkyLips · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reminds me of one of my favourite pieces of Australian TV.
    I'm sure you are all familiar with steering wheel locks, the most well known in Australia is called a Club Lock.
    A magazine called "Choice", which reviews and tests products, reviewed all available steering wheel locks and claimed that the Club Lock could be defeated in less than 30 seconds by someone with no experience at car theft.
    The manufacturer responded by modifying and improving the lock mechanism, but the magazine repeated their claim that it could be defeated easily.
    This went on for about 4 generations of Club Lock and saw the introduction of a "star shaped" key to making picking the locks "impossible", as well as other developments. But Choice maintained that the Club Lock had not been fixed and anyone could defeat it in under a minute.
    A local TV current affairs show filmed a carpark showdown between the manufacturer of the Club Lock and a reporter from the magazine, as the manufacturer prepared to release their latest model and the magazine claimed it would be able to defeat it in less than 30 seconds.
    They were screaming at each other in a car park and honestly looked like they were going to hit each other. The manufacturer claimed (in near hysteria) that it was impossible for someone to pick their locks, and that the magazines claims were wrong. The magazine denied this, and so were challenged to demonstrate their claim on TV.
    A brand new model Club Lock was placed on a car steering wheel.
    The magazine reporter got in the car, grabbed it, and gave it a good hard yank, and it came off easily.
    The manufacturer went very very quiet.

    The funny thing about this - and the reason I remember it - was that the people who made Club Locks never asked the magazine HOW they'd been defeating their product. They all assumed that the locks had been picked. Practically all the improvements they made to the product over 4 years were in improving the lock mechanism. They never expected that the piece of metal which hooks around the steering wheel was so weak it could be easily bent. They shouldv'e thought laterally.
    Anyway it was very funny. Trust me, I still remember it and it was about 15 years ago.

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    1. Re:Funny lock story from Australia by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to mention that steering wheels are actually pretty soft. If you've ever seen one of the crash-tests in slow-motion, the steering wheel looks like a rubber band during the impact. They're designed to be soft so as not to impale you when you're in an accident.

      If a crook wants past your club, they can just cut through the steering wheel and remove the club.

      I've seen a different sort of club-type device on TV that hooks around the brake pedal. Looks like a better product to use anyway.

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    2. Re:Funny lock story from Australia by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 3, Funny

      You see, metal.. So cutting through would be near impossible.

      Because... metal is the strongest thing on earth, impervious to bending and cutting even in the smallest quantities?

    3. Re:Funny lock story from Australia by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Might as well post a link to some handy denver boot removal advice. Some boots are so poorly constructed that a hammer and chisel can dislodge the various spot welds.

    4. Re:Funny lock story from Australia by FroBugg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Club may be pretty easy to defeat, but it still takes more time and equipment than stealing any other random car.

      I drive a very common and not very valuable car (Ford Focus), and when I put my Club on I don't even bother to lock it. All I'm counting on is a thief noticing it and deciding he'd rather steal the Clubless car next to mine.

      It's like the two guys running from the bear. I don't have to outrun the bear, just the other guy. With my car, I don't have to defeat the crook. I just have to be tougher than the car beside mine.

  20. Re:Looking at picture of lock by DiscoBobby · · Score: 4, Informative

    Parent's "Doom Tweak Guide" link is nasty-fake. Don't click. :)

  21. Re:I have one as a deterant by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Also consider that each lock model has the same key throughout the line, so if someone really wanted a laptop he/she'd just need to buy the same model lock you're using and use that key.

    I also use the cable lock as the "Laptop Club" when I leave my laptop unattended in the lab. If someone really wanted the machine, all is needed is a cable cutter or hacksaw to cut the thing the cable was wound around. Or I'm sure one could rip the lock connecter off the socket if tried hard enough. Cable lock is good for stopping the lazy-stealers.

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  22. So what lock to buy by Unregistered · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a powerbook. what loc should i buy if the Kensington one sucks?

    1. Re:So what lock to buy by irokitt · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have a powerbook. What lock should I buy if the Kensington one sucks?
      A shotgun.
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    2. Re:So what lock to buy by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      The apple I-lock. Its transperant purple, has only one key and costs $349.95.

  23. All laptop locks suck! by DiscoBobby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, laptop locks are psychological blocks, not physical blocks. If you can't hork a cablelock out of a plastic laptop case in less than 15 seconds you don't deserve to steal that laptop.

    They keep honest people honest. They're speedbumps for the pros. Don't leave you leptop alone!

  24. Reminds me of High School... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the hardware at my high school was locked down to the desks using cable locks, but the mechanism used to attach it was certainly inferior to the kensington type.

    Basically, there was a metal reciever that was screwed into a rubber/plastic pad that is epoxied to the hardware you want to keep. The cable is slipped through the reciever and then locked to a suitably heavy piece of cheap furniture, while the other end was to large to pass though the reciever However, since the unlocked end was not attached to anything, you simply slacked the cable, then passed the end under and around to unscrew the reciever from the epoxied pad.

    It wouldn't have worked if it was riveted instead of screwed, but then again, it's a really a deterrent in the end.

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    1. Re:Reminds me of High School... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Deterrence is basically what it comes down to. We use similarly worthless locks at the university I work at. I mean if I brought tools with me, I could cut those cables in seconds, no problem. However, that's not really our concern. That's not very likely, insurance covers it, and there's a high probability of the theif getting beat the fuck up. The reason we lock them is so that if someone happens to be alone in a lab on those rare occasions they aren't busy, they don't decide to grab a computer and walk off with it.

      Pros are far less common than many people think, it's the low skill, casual, impulse criminals that you generally want to protect against. I mean a lock on your door is a joke. Unless you are weird like me and have a Medeco high security lock or similar system, your lock is easy to pick. However, most theives do not know how to pick locks, so a locked door goes a long way to keeping them out.

  25. Wewt! by c0dedude · · Score: 3, Informative

    I got it, I think! It's a tubular lock, but a damn big one with weak springs. Use the scissors as a torque wrench to apply constant turning pressure. Use the pen to push in the individual pins. Very weak lock.

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  26. DMCA to the rescue... by CHaN_316 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just use the DMCA's anti-circumvention clause and ban bic pens, and scissors! I'm sure this follows the spirit of the law, and totally what the legislators intended the DMCA for. Enforcement of this ban should be pretty easy as well...

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  27. I don't need a lock for my laptop... by jacobdp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just leave my crappy old 150mhz Toshiba next to a few friends' Powerbooks.

    Problem solved.

  28. "Guarantees replacement" by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the Kensington product description page linked in the article:

    Guarantees replacement of any locked laptop that's stolen

    Sounds pretty specific, huh? ANY locked laptop that's stolen... Which is quite different than what it says when you click the warranty link on the page...

    If theft of your laptop computer results from the Kensington Guaranteed Notebook Replacement MicroSaver computer lock being broken or opened by forceful means Kensington Technology Group will pay you the replacement value of your laptop up to US $1,500.00.

    It goes on to say:

    Kensington Technology Group will NOT be liable if the theft occurred because: ... ... D. The laptop was stolen by any means other than violating or breaking the Kensington brand Guaranteed Notebook Replacement MicroSaver Lock.

    Now... that seems pretty vague to me. Are they talking specifically about the locking device? Or are they talking about the entire thing and calling it the Guaranteed Notebook Replacement MicroSaver Lock because that's the name of the product? Vague vague vague...

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    1. Re:"Guarantees replacement" by Gamefreak99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "If theft of your laptop computer results from the Kensington Guaranteed Notebook Replacement MicroSaver computer lock being broken or opened by forceful means Kensington Technology Group will pay you the replacement value of your laptop up to US $1,500.00." Sounds like depending on the method employed it could fall under "forcefull means"...

    2. Re:"Guarantees replacement" by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say that this example is a very clear-cut case of 'violating' the lock... it's failing in a manner it was meant to protect against. It's not like they're stealing the chair and the laptop, which I would say clears Kensington of liability. IANAL, but I know a few, and I watch Perry Mason ;)

  29. Should read: All locks not so secure by sublimespot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why pick on Kensington?

    Anyone who knows how to pick a lock can open most locks with 5 cents worth of equipment: a couple bent paperclips. Lets write a big story about how all these locks are weak.

    So what? The lock is pickable; so are most other locks.

    Unless the big story here is about the warrany. The fact they knew the lock is weak, so they worded the warranty in a way to avoid paying up.

  30. Use the Bike Messenger warranty method by mr_rangr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kryptonite has a similar warranty. Though if your bike is stolen, they often steal the lock, as well, leaving you with no evidence of a broken/compromised lock. So bike messengers will keep a spare Kryptonite lock. If their bike is stolen, they beat the crap out of the lock, busting it open, and then use this busted lock to claim their warranty.

  31. Lock Picking by dicepackage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the Summer 2004 issue of 2600 Magazine there is an article on lock picking with less common types of picks. They talk about how to pick a lock with a pen, bobbe pin, sciccors, and everyones favorite the paperclip.

    1. Re:Lock Picking by AVryhof · · Score: 5, Informative

      So you want to know about lock picking?

      There is this wonderful site that has a great article about it: http://home.howstuffworks.com/lock-picking.htm

  32. And the cookie at the bottom of this page? by jpetts · · Score: 4, Funny

    When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson

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  33. Locks are meant to scare away pro. thieves... by huchida · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... Well, they are, but any thief intent to steal a laptop-- and who is prepared and has the equiptment ready to do the job-- will probably get away with it. This implies some forethought, though. Ask anyone who's owned a bicycle in NYC... There is no lock that can't be broken.

    What locks ARE good for, is deterring the casual thief. Someone who spots a notebook untattended in a library, a cafe, an office, sees that no one around... And grabs it. They're not likely to pick a lock or cut a cable. Since this is far, far more likely-- unless someone is really casing you for the info. on the computer-- it does make sense to use a lock.

  34. Can't be him. by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was arrested recently.

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  35. Re:I have one as a deterant by CMiYC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see, you stay at Starbucks for hours, you write english like my left foot, and you know police officers get free coffee: you wouldn't happen to be the guy behind the counter would you?

    Colons are used for structures such as lists, quotations, or supporting comments. You have used it to combine two sentances or two thoughts together. Your only "sentance" of that the paragraph is a run-on.

    I have a problem with spelling. You have a problem with syntax. Now, get back to work boss. We don't close until 10.

  36. Re:Looking at picture of lock by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have two ideas on it.

    The first is what you're implying, using common tools like a lockpick set.

    The other, which may be more likely in this case is the way I "encourage" doors open when some fool locks themselves out.

    I'd be willing to bet that this lock sets itself when you slide the end of the cable in. Kinda like a door latch. It slides over the angled bolt, and once it's over it is trapped til you use the key.

    If the pen was a common white bic, and you removed the tip, ink, and back, you'd have a thin plastic white tube. If you used the scissors to cut the tube in half, even for just an inch or two, you'd halve a half-pipe roughly the size of the cable. Slide that down between the cable and the lock, and it would push the lock's bolt out of the way, and allow the cable to come free.

    It's a little harder to do with a common home or office door, but can be done with a credit card. :)

    This doesn't work for dead bolts (obviously). It also don't work on most padlocks, because the space is too small to slide something in.

    Personally, I believe locks to be a tool to make people feel safe, and to keep 'honest' people honest.

    A locked office in most office buildings can be accessed through the drop ceilings, or with the "assistance" of the janitorial staff.

    A locked door on a house can be circumvented by going through a window, locked or not.

    But, seeing a lock on a laptop, or a locked door on a room or building, makes a person think twice. The next one they find may be that much easier. Why go for the one with the Kensington lock that takes 30 seconds to steal, when you can just pick up the next guy's laptop bag with everything in it when he's not looking? You could tie your laptop off with a length of rope and be just as secure.

    Kinda like 802.11b encryption. It's easy enough to crack, but most people will move on to the unencrypted network. :)

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  37. Cordless Dremel? by beesquee · · Score: 2, Informative

    On of those new lithium cordless dremels with a standard cutting wheel would probaly get through pretty quick. Just a few minutes alone with it would be all you need.

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    1. Re:Cordless Dremel? by cammoblammo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Most recently I used my dremel and got through in about ten seconds (like a knife through hot butter)

      Man, I don't know where you come from, but ten seconds? You must have either really blunt knives in your town, or titanium spiked butter or something, but damn!

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  38. i go by a different theory by prockcore · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I subscribe to the famous "If I can't have it, no one can" theory.

    If I see an unguarded locked laptop, I dump a cup of coffee onto the keyboard.

    Ok, not really.. but I wonder if anyone does this. I remember Denial of Service was a huge thing to do in highschool. People would beat the shit out of random combination locks on peoples lockers, you couldn't get your locker open. Bastards.

  39. Clean take-away vs Vandalism? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you lock a laptop up tight enough but don't watch it, someone may just stuck a pencil thru your LCD to spite you. That's what I would do if I were in a pissy mood and unable to steal your laptop that I was otherwise planning on taking (which I wasn't, if you were wondering.)

    Better you just let the a-hole take it and get some some use out of it, I'd say.

    On the other hand, if you are actually watching it (I mean, who locks a laptop and leaves it somewhere?) prolly nothing will happen to it.

    This is analogous to the $500 damage someone does to your car to pull a stereo that has a $20 street value.

    I am just rambling now... but what good is a laptop cable anyhow? Seems to me you have a couple of scenarios; A cable might work if you don't quite trust your roommate or his friends, I guess. Otherwise, forget it. You are in a "safe" environment, or not.

    Bottom line, if you leave something valuable where folks might steal that something, it will get stolen, sooner or later.

    I know, I've had much damage done to cars for little apparent gain for the thief. On the other hand I leave "tens of dollars" worth (but no more) of stuff on the sand when I am at the beach (add it up - towel(s), backpack, sunscreen...) with no ill results, so I am not totally paranoid, but not stupid either.

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    1. Re:Clean take-away vs Vandalism? by IOOOOOI · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've had much damage done to cars for little apparent gain for the thief.

      I used to keep a flashlight in my glove box (needed it for my job). Then, one of the local crackheads coat-hangared his way into my car and stole it.

      I replaced the flashlight and not too long after that it was stolen again. This happened three or four more times until I got fed up and locked the glove box. Bad move. Next morning, my dash board was busted up and the flash light gone.

      I presume that the crackhead needed the light to assist him in burgling. The funny thing is, that if he had simply reached under the steering wheel and popped the trunk, there was at least $200 worth of tools and parts that I kept in there in case the piece of crap car broke down.

      After that, I just left the doors unlocked and the flashlight on the seat in plain view.

    2. Re:Clean take-away vs Vandalism? by JonoPlop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you lock a laptop up tight enough but don't watch it, someone may just stuck a pencil thru your LCD to spite you. That's what I would do if I were in a pissy mood and unable to steal your laptop that I was otherwise planning on taking (which I wasn't, if you were wondering.)

      Better you just let the a-hole take it and get some some use out of it, I'd say

      I'd rather have a damaged laptop and get to keep my data.

    3. Re:Clean take-away vs Vandalism? by syntap · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you lock a laptop up tight enough but don't watch it, someone may just stuck a pencil thru your LCD to spite you.

      Replacing the LCD is a lot cheaper than having your business competitor scrolling through your 5-year business strategy, or some swarthy individual gloating over his newest acquisition from the Los Alamos on-campus diner.

      At least have OpenOffice on it.

  40. Man, all they have to do... by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... is use those same amazing, unhackable screws that bathroom stalls are put on with. Those suckers are super secure! When civilization has its downfall, and all potentially useful metal scraps have been scavenged, we'll still have fully-assembled bathroom stalls.

  41. how to do it by austad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have played with one of these locks, and they are not made well. I assume the guts of them are not machined to very close tolerances. Locks that are not machined well are vulnerable to picking much easier.

    If you look at the lock, you'll see a center thing that rotates. Open the scissors slightly, put one end into the notch on the center thingy, and the other end somewhere into the circular groove surrounding the center. Inside the groove are tiny pins... Apply a slight turning force on the scissors, and then use the Bic pen to poke each pin until they snap into place. You may have to poke each one multiple times because only one will be able to fall into place at a time, and you won't know which one because each lock has different tolerances due to they quality of manufacturing.

    You can actually buy devices that do this all for you through lockpicking sites. However, I think the kensington lock is a bit smaller, and the commercial ones probably will not fit.

    In any case, the lock is still a deterrent. I used to work in downtown minneapolis. Around christmas time, laptop thefts in our office would go up dramatically. Theives would get dressed up, and walk into the office like they were supposed to be there, and then just grab one and leave. Because there were people everywhere, spending 30 seconds doing something shady to a laptop lock is probably not something they would want to do. Especially since there were plenty of non-locked machines laying around.

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  42. Re:Applies to barrel-key type locks, not combinati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Combination locks are usually just as easy. It took me a couple of hours to work out how to open these Targus Defcon CL locks, but now I can do it in under a minute, with no tools, and find the combination. Or, I can find a digit in 15 seconds and come back later.

    These days I get emails in my work when people forget the combination on their locks to come and remove them. It's really easy, and I think if everyone knew it would be barely worthwhile using them.

  43. Pedant heal thyself by Angostura · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're going to be pedantic, try for accuracy. From

    Main Entry: product
    Pronunciation: 'prä-"d&kt
    Function: noun
    1 : the result of work or thought
    2 a : the output of an industry or firm b : a thing created by manufacturing
    3 in the civil law of Louisiana : something (as timber or a mineral) that is derived from something else and that diminishes the substance of the thing from which it is derived --compare FRUIT 2a

    Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Law, © 1996 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

    dictionary.com

    1. Re:Pedant heal thyself by Paleomacus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think definitions 1 and 2.a work pretty well in this context.

      1 : the result of work or thought 2 a : the output of an industry or firm

  44. DMCA Precedence by CHaN_316 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ummm..... you have to understand the context of the joke. A while back, there was a slashdot article about Sony touting its new high tech copy protection stuff for its CDs. Ironically, this copy protection was circumvented by a humble felt marker pen. So, there was a joke on slashdot that Sony would use the DMCA's anti-circumvention clause to ban felt markers. My comments above is to poke fun at these cases.

    Loosen up dude! It's funny... laugh.

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  45. Re:lying to police is a bad idea. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 3, Insightful

    illegal != wrong

  46. No need for dremels or clippers by robnauta · · Score: 3, Informative
    A colleague of mine has a kensington key that can open any lock. He claims to have bought it in Asia. But it works, he opened my laptop lock plus the lock on the LCD monitor on the desk with his key. The laptop key was in my pocket and the LCD lock keys are locked in a managers office. I have no doubts it'll work on any lock.

    After all, it's not a really secure lock like a cylinder, the number of combinations of the impressions on the rim of a key is limited so I guess there are only a few different lock combinations. Anyone could buy a Kensington and get one with the same key as yours.

    1. Re:No need for dremels or clippers by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 2, Informative

      That may be, but every kensington lock I've seen has the same key. My sister's lock and my girlfriend's lock can both be opened by my key. Now, I understand that that's a small sample size, but the very fact of the matter is that no three locks should ALL HAVE THE SAME KEY especially not a random sample of three, of slightly different types, bought from three different places. I don't even use the damn thing anymore. Bottom line, if you don't want it stolen, take it with you.

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  47. Running for karma by Penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not just strap a bra around the laptop?

    That would at least prevent male thieves from stealing the laptop.

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  48. How to unlock/pick the lock by Hoch · · Score: 2, Informative

    The scissors are used to torque the lock, they are jammed in the notch and twisted. Then you push the pins down and they will lock in place if tension is applied to the scissors. I figured this out in like five minutes. I am currently looking for a better tool to torque the lock.

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    1. Re:How to unlock/pick the lock by Hoch · · Score: 2, Informative

      shit, i found a much quicker method. use a key to another round lock and just jam it in there, then turn it and presto you have the lock open. This takes less than 5 seconds.

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  49. Here's how by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hmm... I can't believe it took this long for this 'exploit' to surface. Any geek with a laptop, some boredom and a paperclip should have figured this out already.

    Anyhoo: what you need is a pair of scissors and a paperclip. if you have no scissors, a second paperclip will work, if not so well.

    Jam one point of the scissors into the rectangular hole on the circumference of the circular key slot. Twist the scissors so that the inner part of the lock turns into the 'open' direction. Keep applying a gentle pressure, and use the paperclip to push in the little pins in the circular groove, one by one. Push down lightly and slowly until you feel the pin 'snap'. If you release the pin, it should be held in place and not spring back up again. If it does, just try first with another pin. Eventually you'll get them all and the lock will turn open. You can close the lock again in the same way.

    Some of these locks have a security feature... when you've twisted the cilinder halfway to the 'open' position, it will lock again. In this case you'll need both points of the scissor to apply torque to the lock cilinder.

    This isn't hard... with some practice, you can open these locks in a minute or 2. We used to do this at the office, going around during luch break to swap everyone's Kensington locks around, then watch the frustration at the end of the day, as everyone discovered that their key did not fit anymore. I know, it's lame, but we were bored okay?

    I don't have any qualms about revealing the 'secret' of Kensington lock picking, as I would have with revealing a hot new exploit. This trick is years old, and asa I said: any bored person with a paper clip can figure this out for himself.

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    If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    1. Re:Here's how by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Funny
      Jam one point of the scissors into the rectangular hole on the circumference of the circular key slot. Twist the scissors so that the inner part of the lock turns into the 'open' direction. Keep applying a gentle pressure, and use the paperclip to push in the little pins in the circular groove, one by one. Push down lightly and slowly until you feel the pin 'snap'. If you release the pin, it should be held in place and not spring back up again. If it does, just try first with another pin. Eventually you'll get them all and the lock will turn open.

      That just sounds like normal lock-picking to me. Here is an article on the technique that is describing pretty much the same thing on a more traditional yale-style key.

      Great. I've just taught serveral thousand geeks how to lock-pick... ;-)

  50. Fake Battery Pack? by atcurtis · · Score: 2, Funny


    How about a fake battery pack which is actually a couple of pounds of high-explosive?

    Of course, it carries a risk to the legitimate user who forgets that the fake pack is connected...

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  51. Re:I have one as a deterant [OT] by feargal · · Score: 2

    The sentence in question looks fine to me. The first part is an abstraction of the parent post. Alone, it is redundant, and raises the question of why the author bothered. The second part answers this so that the reader is not left hanging. It also reveals the author's thoughts which led to his question.

    However, this is a moot point. The author was trying to be funny by speculating that the parent poster in fact worked at Starbucks. Since this wasn't a natural conclusion to reach, he used the colon to force the question and set up the punchline.

    Thus I find no fault with his syntax. BTW boss, can I have next Thursday off? Squirrel season opens at first light, and there's a $50 prize for the first kill.

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  52. Security Work-around for Kensington lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead of locking the laptop to a desk or table, loop the cable around a body part - preferably a body part where constriction will not kill you (neck = bad, waist=good). When you stand up to walk away, the laptop will be dragged along with you.

    This also serves as a work-around for many short term memeory disorders - answering once and for all the age old question of: crickey, where did I leave my laptop?

    Next week we will tackle the problem of leaving valuable files in insecure filing cabinets. (hint: think backpack)

  53. just playing devils advocate by H8X55 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but didn't you agree to their terms when you bought their lock? they only warrant their cable - they'll say you should have read and understood that.

  54. Why bother with a lock? by pclminion · · Score: 3, Informative
    If your data is important to you, back it up somewhere. If it is sensitive, encrypt it.

    If you want to be reimbursed for your laptop if it is stolen, buy an insurance policy to cover it.

    Yes, it might cost a bit more than a "good" lock, but not a lot more (my girlfriend insured her PowerBook for two years for $90), and you're guaranteed to get your laptop back if it is stolen. Or if it burns in a fire -- let's see your Kensington warranty cover that. Just make sure your policy gives you "replacement cost," not just "market value." And back up your friggin' data!

    Seriously, why bother with a lock?