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Not Enough Ads? Install Adbar.

An anonymous reader writes "Jesse Ruderman brings the worst feature of Opera, Advertisements, to Firefox with his extension Adbar. According to the page, 'adbar displays Google ads related to pages you view. Because the ads are relevant, they are occasionally useful. When adbar isn't displaying ads from Google, it displays Firefox-related things such as silly Firefox slogans, ads for other Mozilla software, and requests for donations to the Mozilla Foundation.'"

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  1. Yeah, ok. by Valar · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when I'm done, I need to start installing my virus collection.

    1. Re:Yeah, ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't copy that floppy!

    2. Re:Yeah, ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And when I'm done, I need to start installing my virus collection.

      This is awesome! I just found out that I can pay money to have my own conversations tapped, and now I just found out that I can install a plugin for my browser that gives me more ads! If they ever come up with a device for my computer that shoves a hot poker in my ass every so often, I'll be in heaven!

    3. Re:Yeah, ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You might want to get that sticky return key fixed.

  2. IT'S A TRAP! by Rylfaeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    or so shouts Admiral Adbar.
    -Rylfaeth

  3. THANK GOD! by mcnut · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was worried I wasn't getting enough google ads reading slashdot every 30 minutes. no, but really, thats how sad I am.. I'm on a 30 minute refresh cycle..

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  4. is there a version for by theguywhosaid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet Explorer?

    1. Re:is there a version for by mabinogi · · Score: 5, Funny

      hundreds of them, just use IE for a few hours and one is bound to install itself.

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    2. Re:is there a version for by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's funny reading all these comments about slashdotters admitting to not knowing how to protect their computers from adware. turn in your geek license, now.

  5. You just saved me from installing IE!!! by cytoman · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thanks, dude!!!! I was going Cold Turkey without the ads/popups after switching to Firefox... I needed to see those ads so bad that I was about to uninstall Firefox and switch to Windows so that I could use IE!!!!!!

    Yay Ads! I was feeling guilty about reading pages without watching ads... I was feeling guilty because seeing content without Ads is like stealing from the content makers. You saved my soul.

  6. Yep it's a joke by beakerMeep · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the site: "Can I register and get rid of the ads? Of course! Paypal $19 (51% cheaper than Opera!) to me or the Mozilla Foundation, then use Firefox's Extension Manager to uninstall adbar." What a waste of a parannoid attack I had there. Thanks slashdot.

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  7. Re:Google is a special case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sucker.

  8. Why post this is it some backhand insult to Opera? by loggia · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the point of posting this story? Is it some kind of clever backhand insult to Opera?

    I use Opera all the time: number of times I have even noticed the ads consciously... um, never. Or let's say, just about the same number of times I notice them on SlashDot!

  9. Don't cross the streams! by deep+square+leg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't install it next to Adblock! The meeting of these two opposing super-extensions will create an implosion that shall engulf the entire universe.

  10. A use for those otherwise wasted cycles... by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Install AdBar and Adblock and let 'em fight it out...

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  11. woot spyware kit !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    hey thanks for the spyware kit, i can now hack it about and re-release it for those suckers who have mozilla's activeX clone installXp feature enabled (by default)

    spyware doesnt just have to be for win32 now, hooray !
    good to see mozilla is emulating all the features from MSIE, we wouldnt want anyone to miss out

  12. Re:Registering to get rid of ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why pay to remove something you can simply choose to not install in the first place?

    Here on Earth, we call this a "joke".

  13. Google's "targeted" ads by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 3, Funny

    - These are not the ads you're looking for.
    - You can go about your business.
    - Move along.

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  14. Re:Adbar vs. Adblock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    With Adbar at the top of the screen, and Adblock lurking at the bottom right, what's the poor web content area to do?

  15. Targeted Ads, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So based on the assumptions about slashdot users, you will get even MORE ads about "enlarging your member" based on surfing habits.

  16. I just invented something too by oasis3582 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just invented a reverse TiVo. It extracts all the commercials from a given time slot for viewing at a later date! One at a time folks!

  17. Let me get this straight by cicatrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It advertises for mozilla (in mozilla). It advertises things I'm already looking at. Does it advertise itself? I've been searching for this exact set of features! It's like the second coming!

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  18. The truth? by vuvewux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not try to block the ads. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There are no ads. Then you'll see that it is not the ads you block, it is only yourself.

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  19. Re:Well by soimless · · Score: 5, Funny

    My question is if i can Adblock my Adbar?

  20. Evil helspawn by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ads are not inherently evil creations of hellish spawn ....

    Yes they are, but sometimes they can provide enough good that they overcome their inherently evil nature (kinda like Angel) -- as long as you don't climb bed with them, then all bets are off.

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  21. Internet Exploder Compatibility Suite by CypherOz · · Score: 1, Funny

    This must be the long awaited Mozilla Internet Exploder Compatibility Suite (MIECS).

    Be careful, M$ may want to sue you over patent technology of some such thing, that is if Darl wont get you first.

    :-)

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  22. Re:Well by muyuubyou · · Score: 3, Funny

    LOL then I must be the only one paying...

  23. Just install Adblock by hdd · · Score: 2, Funny

    and block all traffic from *.google.com/* !

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  24. Re:This guy by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Funny
    He should be tied to a tree and fed ex-lax for a week!

    That should be: tied _upside down_ to a tree and fed exlax for a week.

  25. Someone's gotta say it... by Graabein · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Create Adbar extension for Firefox, nearly giving a lot of /. readers a heart attack
    2. Giggle uncontrollably at the predictable fallout
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

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  26. Re:Well by BrainInAJar · · Score: 5, Funny

    " *woah* did you just insult a 2-digit UID? :-P"

    He bought it (the UID) on ebay, so it's okay

  27. Re:Resolution to burn by Donny+Smith · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Sorry, I prefer to keep my [very limited] desktop space.

    Haven't you seen that ad for large LCD monitors?

  28. pay to get the ads removed by technomanceraus · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you check the http://www.squarefree.com/extensions/adbar/ page you can pay $19.95 and get rid of the ads?

    whats the point of an AdBar with no ads ????

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  29. My DVD Player by Frankie70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have hacked my DVD Player to play 5 minutes of advertisements after every 10 minutes of the movie. And my TIVO plays stored ads even when I watch the premium ad free channels.

  30. Spamderbird plugin is coming soon by iamacat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely Yahoo targeted promotional e-mail, based on keywords in your inbox, can be useful sometimes. Also, I have been hearing about those beneficial worms patching windows holes. Perhaps a firewall plugin is in order.

  31. Re:Well by bhima · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who buys trade magazines? You just fill out the zillion question form and they appear at your office for the rest of your life.

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  32. Re:Can I hack it to pay myself? by leathered · · Score: 5, Funny

    " If you run Google ads, Google pays you."

    ..in Soviet Russia?

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  33. Thunderbird ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish I had the same for Mozilla Thunderbird, so I can get more spam...

  34. Obligatory Penny Arcade Reference by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they ever come up with a device for my computer that shoves a hot poker in my ass every so often, I'll be in heaven!

    Close...

    --Dan

  35. Re:Stop the Fark slang by luferbu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd hit it, oh wait...

  36. Re:I hate to admit this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    but I've been using gmail for a number of months now, and I'm finding their targeted advertising more and more helpful.

    Yeah, sometimes I wonder if GMail knows something I don't. Every time I get an email from my girlfriend, I get an ad about getting a DNA paternity test. What the..?

  37. Re:is this a joke? by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Funny

    you gotta love it when you see:
    *
    Luxuriousity Slim
    Weight Loss Hypnosis Audio CD
    more info
    *

    advertised next to:

    *
    Luxuriousity CAD
    AutoCAD DXF Compatible
    Computer Aided Design Software
    (WINDOWS version)
    (MAC version)
    (CAM Expert Professional Version
    *

    they have their target audience covered all right!(fat nerds)

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  38. Re:Well by CaptainZapp · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wasn' there a French advertiser who has written a book with the title (paraphrased):

    Don't Tell My Mother That I Work In Advertising, She Thinks That I'm The Piano Player in a Brothel ?

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    mit taschenrechner in der hand

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  39. Re:Well by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Funny

    To paraphrase Steven Wright, "I put an ad-bar and an ad-blocker on the same browser and let them fight it out."

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  40. Re:He did buy the uid on ebay by nzhavok · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 2-digit ID only got $115?

    Shit - I'm going to have to reconsider my retirement plan now.

    You could try timesharing it

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