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Two New Saturnian Moons

Mixel writes "NASA's Cassini spacecraft, which has been orbiting saturn since the 30th of June has uncovered two previously unknown bodies. 'The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.' The Huygens probe will be deployed to the large (bigger than Mercury!) yet mysterious moon, Titan, in December."

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  1. olbigatory quote by m1kesm1th · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats no moon...

    sorry, sorry... I'll get my quote, I mean coat.

    1. Re:olbigatory quote by 0racle · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't get it.

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    2. Re:olbigatory quote by skyman8081 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thats no moon...

      sorry, sorry... I'll get my quote, I mean coat.

      you mean This moon?
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    3. Re:olbigatory quote by TheMadPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      HA! That's got to be an old picture! Here's a more recent photo.... and this an even more recent one.

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  2. One small step... by Tesko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, a moon you can actually run all the way around in 20 minutes.

    1. Re:One small step... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the other hand you could hit yourself in the back of the head with a Nerf(tm) Ball.

      KFG

    2. Re:One small step... by dominhus · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Boulder is 20 sq. miles surrounded by reality."

  3. Dammit! by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

    1. Re:Dammit! by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Being (presumably) composed of rock, this new moon could be considered a boulder in space. Thus, it is only logical to compare it to it's earthbound cousin.

    2. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      More important questions are:

      1. Exactly how big is it in terms of Volks Wagon Beatles?
      2. Can a half-dozen oil workers led by Bruce Willis blow the damn thing up if they have a catchy song covered by Aerosmith to come home to?
    3. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Exactly how big is it in terms of Volks Wagon Beatles?
      I'm sure there are lots of VWs in Boulder, but I couldn't give you an exact number.
      Can a half-dozen oil workers led by Bruce Willis blow the damn thing up if they have a catchy song covered by Aerosmith to come home to?
      The moons or Boulder CO?
    4. Re:Dammit! by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

      It's all part of our quest to replace the metric system. You see, Boulder is a megaVWBug.

    5. Re:Dammit! by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wasn't there this rumor that Boulder, colorado was actually faked in a studio ?

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  4. very punny scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    'smaller than boulder colorado'

    nyuk nyuk

  5. Smaller than Boulder... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but bigger than Little Rock?

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    1. Re:Smaller than Boulder... by nuclear305 · · Score: 3, Funny

      After seeing the debates on how big something has to be to be considered a moon, I think a trip to Intercourse is likely a good idea.

  6. OMG! by BollocksToThis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Extra! Extra! Scientists find two tiny rocks millions of miles away! Many surprised they haven't been seen before now!

    An artists sketch of the new moons as seen from Earth through a high-powered telescope is shown here

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  7. Nanoo Nanoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    'The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.'


    Even though they're orbiting Saturn, they're closer to Earth than Boulder, Colorado is.

    And by the way, we don't call them "moons" here in Boulder. We refer to them as "planetary companions."

    FYI: Boulder is where Mork and Mindy was set.
  8. Re:A couple of definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...the two irregular moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos...

    You forgot Hell, which is where the third episode of Doom takes place.

  9. Just Call them Boulder and Little Rock by Louis+Savain · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are provisionally named S/2004 S1 and S/2004 S2.

    Why? Just call them Boulder and Little Rock. But then again, maybe not. Some lawyer might sue. Do cities trademark their names?

  10. Re:hurm by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd say that if two or more bodies are obriting around each other, which in turn are orbiting around a stellar body, then the largest one is a planet, and the smaller one(s) is/are a moon.

    So according to your definition, Epsilon Lyrae with its pair of stars orbiting another pair of stars, one of those stars is a planet and the smaller star is a moon.

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  11. Don't you mean... by Tokerat · · Score: 1, Funny


    Only try to realize the truth:

    There is no moon.

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  12. Re:Millions of Moons by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The cut-off point is the size that is large enough to resolve individually. Thus the cut-off point changes as technology improves.

    Isn't that a Heisengberg (sp) definition? That definition depends on the observer. How quantum of you :-)

  13. Proceed with plans by MxReb0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the citizens of Boulder will still fit if they squeeze together a bit.

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  14. Re:What about garbage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we throw a trashbag out of the the ISS does that become a moon?

    Science has no place for litterbugs! Shame on you!

  15. Re:Can these really be called moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... a small planet is called a planetoid (eg. Sedna) so -

    (Now follow closely on this. It's a work of genius but quite confusing for the layperson)

    Let's call these...

    Moonoids!

    (And the Great Anonymous Coward has achieved immortality for all time for this wonderful, about-to-be-adopted-really-soon-now NASA term!)

  16. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite is the 'giant glass worms on Mars'

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  17. Re:12 by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    how many library of congress is that?
    12. Definitely 12.

    I'm having trouble picturing this. How many football fields would you say that is?

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  18. Moons! by andy55 · · Score: 3, Funny


    Even the most beautiful moon still doesn't compare to the wonders of Uranus.

  19. finally a sensible measurement system - "VBR" by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    we now have a third metric to add to the existing system of measuring everything in pop news stories in "volkswagens" and "rhodeislands" (1), we can now hit that middle mark, "boulders", though it's not so middle...

    the conversions for the VBR go something like this (2):

    beetle ('classic' at 160" x 60" = 9,600 sq in = 66.67 sq ft footprint
    boulder = 25 sq mi = 696,960,000 sq ft
    rhode island = 1,214 sq mi = 33,844,377,600 sq ft

    which means

    10,453,877 beetles in a boulder
    48.56 boulders in a rhodeisland
    507,640,282 beetles in a rhodeisland

    which would make a hellova traffic jam (3)

    (1) also haven't read the journals of irrepreoducible results / AIR for a while so this could all seem cribbed - sorry if so

    (2) (check my math, it's early still)

    (3) virtually no change to downtown newport in the summer however

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  20. ObPython [Re:hurm] by ModMeFlamebait · · Score: 4, Funny

    If any unmodified* human, can achieve escape veolocity under it's own power**, then it's not a moon.

    African or European?

    Now feel free to mod me down ;)

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