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British Town Worried About WWII Ammo Ship Wreck

Radical Rad writes "For 60 years, 1.4 kilotons of unstable world war II bombs have lain in the rusting wreck of a US cargo ship half-submerged on a sandbank in the river Thames. If it explodes it will be one of the biggest non-nuclear explosions ever with predictions of a 3 kilometre high wall of mud, water, and metal fragments causing devastation to the nearby town of Sheerness in Kent." The BBC has more.

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  1. Phew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Glad I still had time to change the vacation plans!

    1. Re:Phew! by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 4, Funny

      > The thing about being the biggest/largest/tallest/longest etc of something, is that you only keep the title as long as nothing else comes along and surpasses you.

      Not in Texas...

  2. Please gove more precise details by el_gibler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your Friend, O bin Laden.

  3. Re:What are the odds? by jrockway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's go set them off and see! Waiting is no fun!

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  4. Idea... by odano · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets nuke it and sell the video on PPV.

    1. Re:Idea... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't there a Nuke lying somewhere of the coast of America?

      If I remember rightly, they have also left it there rather than disturb it and possibly set it off.

      The thought of a huge mud flinging explosion is also somewhat reminiscant of the rotting whale carcass left on the beach.
      They decided to use 1/2 a tonne of dynamite, and in the reports words:
      "the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

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  5. quality engineering by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    i cant think of too many things designed these days that would survive 60+ years of being exposed to the elements, especially buried in a sand bank underwater... and then would still work close to specifications...

    yep, they just dont build things the way they used to

    1. Re: quality engineering by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > i cant think of too many things designed these days that would survive 60+ years of being exposed to the elements, especially buried in a sand bank underwater... and then would still work close to specifications...

      FWIW, about a decade ago a fishing boat offshore from my home town drew up a honking big WWII bomb. The Coast Guard decided that popping it was the safest solution, which they did in an empty praire reachable by an inland waterway. Everyone for miles around felt their windows rattle, and no one knew what it was until the news carried the story later.

      A friend says when he was a kid a fisherman / WWII vet had another big bomb hanging in his garage across the street from where he lived, right in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Never figured out whether it was live or not...

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  6. Re:How is this news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Exploding things are cool. Every geek knows that.

  7. These people are missing the point. by multiplexo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Rather than worry about this they should have a big tourist event around it. Figure out what the safe distance is to view this, fence off two big concentric rings around that, and then sell tickets to watch the show. They could even have different bands playing at different quadrants of the circle before the big blow-off. They could get AC/DC in one quadrant and Judas Priest in another. It would be awesome, and they could make money doing a live PPV event.

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  8. Gilligan? by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anybody else think of that episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan accidentally brings in a WWII mine while fishing, or was that just my own television warped mind?

  9. Ah... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suspect that the reason those articles do not cite a plan of action for defusing these explosives stems from the British governments indecision over whether they would rather protect millions upon millions in property or see a really really cool explosion.

  10. Re:Halifax Explosion Munitions Ship Explosion by ShinmaWa · · Score: 5, Funny

    500 people died after burning for 6 days

    Ouch. That had to hurt.

    Personally, I probably would put the flaming people out after a day or two.

    Three days.. tops.

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  11. Re:It's a shame... by Jerf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember that one of their biggest parties is for when somebody failed to blow something up in a big way: Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot. I don't think this guy would get a holiday of his own here in the States.

    (Ha! Take that all you Brits who think all us Yanks are uncultured swine! A topical British cultural reference from an American! On behalf of my countrymen, Neener neener neener!)

  12. Coolest Thing Ever by celeritas_2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have to say that watching fourteen hundred tons of the good stuff turn a river and small town into a crater would be the coolest thing to see all year. I'd even help everyone who was unforturate enough to have a house nearby clean it up.

    But WAIT!!!!you're telling me that a large abandoned ship full of explosives existed exposed to the outside world for sixty some years and it WASN'T looted by hordes of pyro teenagers? There must be something fundamentally wrong with the teenagers across that ocean. Methinks not enough good ol american made rednek would fix it right up.

    GITTERDUN!!!!!!!!

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  13. Well done, mods by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nice to see the mods getting it right: the suggestion that anyone would go to Sheerness for their holiday definitely deserves +5 Funny.

  14. Re:Paraphrasing by anothy · · Score: 4, Funny

    well damn, that's just not worth it then. okay, guys, plan's off.

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