Heh you'd be stumped talking to a NZ helpdesk. Try and understand this as a reply:
"She'll be right";-0
Don't Cry for me BSD lovers
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FreeBSD 5.3 Beta1
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Satan
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your shell after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see is an OS you once knew
Although she's patched up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose freedom
Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to
Don't cry for me BSD lovers
The truth is I never compiled cleanly
All through my alpha days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your uptime
And as for features, and as for usefulness
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I excite you and hope you loathe me
Don't cry for me BSD lovers
Don't cry for me BSd lovers
The truth is I never left beta
All through my alpha days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your uptime
Have I outputted too much? There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me to know that every line of code is crap
Grow your own dope plants. Just because you spotted by little plot of green, it doesn't give you rights to send "tourists" out to harvest it.
and unlike the UK they aren't afraid to use it. Bloody Tony Blair is so far up the Yanks arse he can tickle their tonsils. To Canada I salute you!
The Hurd is dead... is *BSD next? ;-)
Appletalk should be dead, but getting users off it is like removing crack from an addict...
http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-98a24f0198-80c4d43 7ff-229a9cc512
there ya go another one. just remember to bless the goatse man.
http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-98a24f0198-6893096 365-32a3bb9431
That must be a fancy search bar you have there! Probably pron-related.
Yeah the fucking goatse man
...you end up in the local paper in the Courts news section if you enjoy some sex scences too much at the local cinema.
..maybe even a goatse man with a gaping chasm?
..the guy squealed like a pig!
...just a large bin of dollar bills instead.
Tick the box below the candidiate indicating how many $$$ to direct credit to your account.
You'd need far too many Paris Hiltons to blo up this sucker.
..with your trusty iLock.
..just get a really large girlfriend ;)
Fiji - what the ???
;-0
Heh you'd be stumped talking to a NZ helpdesk.
Try and understand this as a reply:
"She'll be right"
Satan It won't be easy, you'll think it strange When I try to explain how I feel That I still need your shell after all that I've done You won't believe me All you will see is an OS you once knew Although she's patched up to the nines At sixes and sevens with you I had to let it happen, I had to change Couldn't stay all my life down at heel Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun So I chose freedom Running around trying everything new But nothing impressed me at all I never expected it to Don't cry for me BSD lovers The truth is I never compiled cleanly All through my alpha days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your uptime And as for features, and as for usefulness I never invited them in Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired They are illusions They are not the solutions they promised to be The answer was here all the time I excite you and hope you loathe me Don't cry for me BSD lovers Don't cry for me BSd lovers The truth is I never left beta All through my alpha days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your uptime Have I outputted too much? There's nothing more I can think of to say to you But all you have to do is look at me to know that every line of code is crap
Your Friend, O bin Laden.