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  1. Message to Chinese Govt! on China to Have Over 100 Eyes in the Sky · · Score: -1

    Grow your own dope plants. Just because you spotted by little plot of green, it doesn't give you rights to send "tourists" out to harvest it.

  2. This is because Canada has the bomb! on What's Going On in Canada? · · Score: 0, Insightful

    and unlike the UK they aren't afraid to use it. Bloody Tony Blair is so far up the Yanks arse he can tickle their tonsils. To Canada I salute you!

  3. Linus confirms it! on Netatalk 2.0.0 Released · · Score: -1

    The Hurd is dead... is *BSD next? ;-) Appletalk should be dead, but getting users off it is like removing crack from an addict...

  4. not I am not pissed on Yellow Dog Linux v4.0 Released · · Score: -1

    http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-98a24f0198-80c4d43 7ff-229a9cc512
    there ya go another one. just remember to bless the goatse man.

  5. gmail invite on Yellow Dog Linux v4.0 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-98a24f0198-6893096 365-32a3bb9431

  6. Dude - I thought Firefox didn't do spyware! on Firefox 0.10.1 Released, Fixes Security Hole · · Score: -1

    That must be a fancy search bar you have there! Probably pron-related.

  7. fuck on this you mind police know as god squaders on Internet Censorship in Australia? · · Score: -1
  8. I just wank at home on Do You Go Out to the Movies or Wait for the DVD? · · Score: -1

    ...you end up in the local paper in the Courts news section if you enjoy some sex scences too much at the local cinema.

  9. Did they find any trolls? on World's Deepest Cave Explored Further · · Score: -1

    ..maybe even a goatse man with a gaping chasm?

  10. shit that hostage killing video is sick.. on FreeBSD 5.3-BETA5 Available · · Score: -1

    ..the guy squealed like a pig!

  11. Probably not sand.. on Microsoft's Chief Linux Strategist Interviewed · · Score: -1, Funny

    ...just a large bin of dollar bills instead.

  12. Don't you buy votes in the US? on Third-Party and Independent Ballot Status · · Score: -1

    Tick the box below the candidiate indicating how many $$$ to direct credit to your account.

  13. This is all just hot air... on Inflatable Spaceship Ready for Test · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You'd need far too many Paris Hiltons to blo up this sucker.

  14. Remember to secure it ... on Apple Introduces New G5 iMac · · Score: 0

    ..with your trusty iLock.

  15. Not a cheap solution but... on How Do I Disable My Gadgets' LEDs? · · Score: 0

    ..just get a really large girlfriend ;)

  16. Re:Simple solution: on Tech Support Levels Dropping · · Score: 0

    Fiji - what the ???

    Heh you'd be stumped talking to a NZ helpdesk.
    Try and understand this as a reply:

    "She'll be right" ;-0

  17. Don't Cry for me BSD lovers on FreeBSD 5.3 Beta1 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Satan It won't be easy, you'll think it strange When I try to explain how I feel That I still need your shell after all that I've done You won't believe me All you will see is an OS you once knew Although she's patched up to the nines At sixes and sevens with you I had to let it happen, I had to change Couldn't stay all my life down at heel Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun So I chose freedom Running around trying everything new But nothing impressed me at all I never expected it to Don't cry for me BSD lovers The truth is I never compiled cleanly All through my alpha days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your uptime And as for features, and as for usefulness I never invited them in Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired They are illusions They are not the solutions they promised to be The answer was here all the time I excite you and hope you loathe me Don't cry for me BSD lovers Don't cry for me BSd lovers The truth is I never left beta All through my alpha days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your uptime Have I outputted too much? There's nothing more I can think of to say to you But all you have to do is look at me to know that every line of code is crap

  18. Please gove more precise details on British Town Worried About WWII Ammo Ship Wreck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your Friend, O bin Laden.