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Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment?

Class Act Dynamo writes "Recently, my keyboard stopped working, so I bought a new one (nice cordless number, really excellent). I was about to throw the old keyboard out when I thought it would be interesting to take all the keys out of it and turn them into refrigerator magnets in order to have a simple 'megnetic poetry' type of thing going. As the fumes from the industrial strength glue went to my head during this project, I began to wonder what other types of craft-type projects people had undertaken with their unusable old perpherals and such. Then I began to wonder why there was a purple octopus on my couch. I decided to ask slashdot readers the first of these questions."

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  1. Hmmm by xneubien · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the good ol' Celeron Paperweight?

    1. Re:Hmmm by danamania · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once read of someone using a 68040 on their keychain. It sounded like a good idea until the drilling came, and it took more than one rather tough jeweller's drill bit to make the hole in the corner.

      It turns out that those older chips (and some new ones I think) are made from an aluminum oxide (al2o3) ceramic. That's the second hardest substance, just after diamond. I'm guessing the only reason it didn't go through more drill bits is that it's not a single crystal of the stuff (if it were you'd have sapphire or ruby CPUs :).

    2. Re:Hmmm by Raptor+CK · · Score: 4, Informative

      The trick is to get the chip with the socket.

      You unseat the chip, weave a bent paperclip around the pins, and reseat the chip. providing a loop for a key ring without excessive damage or hassle.

      I had a 486 keychain thanks to this method for quite some time. It works even better if you're willing to epoxy the whole thing together, but that's not as much fun for some reason.

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      Raptor
      "Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."
    3. Re:Hmmm by bobhagopian · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a matter of public safety, TAKE ALL PINS OFF THE PROCESSOR. I'm speaking from experience. Though they're not strong enough to really draw blood, you can definitely feel 478 points of discomfort.

    4. Re:Hmmm by garignak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to have a 80386 and a 80286 on mine about ten years ago. I drilled the 286 with a regular high speed steel bit. I didn't drill the 386, I just used a bit of hobby grade CA (super glue) glue to hold a bit of insulated copper wire to it.

      I also had a "bug" that someone (I think my brother) bought for me. It was made from an IC. It had two eyes and two "antennae."

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      "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a woman wouldn't consider." - Red Green
    5. Re:Hmmm by sjs132 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From about 1995 - 2000 my keychain consisted of an 8mb sim (dual sided) from our old ibm RT 1200.... It was cool because the actual memory chips were on both sides of the pcb for the sim... over the course of that 5 years all but 3 of the ram modules popped off.

      I actually still have a pile of them stashed away somehere... I had even bought the key ring things from the craft store and thought of making them and selling them at lan parties and such... Eventually I realized they didn't look as cool as I once thought they did... (Old Age?) bleh...

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    6. Re:Hmmm by JasontheMason · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You unseat the chip, weave a bent paperclip around the pins, and reseat the chip. providing a loop for a key ring without excessive damage or hassle.

      I did something like that, but for a zipper pull on my winter coat - got tired of fumbling for the little string with my heavy gloves on. I cut out the chip from a dead NIC (hacksaws work great on circuit boards) soldered a piece of straigtened out paper clip (a big one) in under the legs on one side, looped it through the zipper, and then soldered the other side in. Kind of a pain, but it hasn't come out yet, and I've been yanking on it a couple years at least.

      On a similar note, I also make keychain tags out of ciruit boards from dead hard drives and stuff. I pick a chip, usually, cut around it leaving enough space to drill a hole in one corner, and hang it from my keyring with a 2-2.5" piece of pull-chain. Whatever you call it. The stuff one sees on lamps with a pull switch. Looks like small metal beads.

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    7. Re:Hmmm by discogravy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I use old intell PII's as goatee combs -- just long enough to get it neat looking and not really useful for anything else.

    8. Re:Hmmm by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, and putting them in the hallway at night is a great way to see who is raiding the fridge.

    9. Re:Hmmm by Captain+Tripps · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use old intell PII's as goatee combs
      I read that as "goatse combs", and immediately regretted it.

    10. Re:Hmmm by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Larger boards look really nice on the wall.

      No, I'm serious! Put some up on your wall of the room where you have your computer at 45 degree angles in a loose arrangement. It looks surprisingly nice - almost like modern art. :)

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    11. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got a broken C=64 and an Atari 2600 off ebay for $10, and turned it into a Beowulf Cluster of Cray Supercomputers. Right now it's rendering a 16384 x 12288 GIF of Natalie Portman and a donkey using a copy of Povray I made out of an old broken CP/M disk and a copy of QBASIC. I'll tell you when it's finished.

    12. Re:Hmmm by jadenyk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I actually worked at a company that did this for art on their walls, but they framed them in nice black boxes with glass fronts that were hand made by the owner of the company. Funny thing was, he wasn't into computers at all, nor was he all that into art. He thought it was a cheap way to make the place look "new age" and get rid of old hardware at the same time.

      They do look really nice. Especially if you get the older server boards that are extraordinarily large. Piece of advice: clean them up first. Dust boards don't look as nice hung on the wall. Also, for ATA cards or what-not, leave the ribbon cables attached, just arrange them nicely. That looks really cool.

  2. Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because purple octopi like to watch TV too.

    1. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by zod1025 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      9 out of 10 English teachers agree that the English language is full of stupid hacks.

      It would be one thing to make fun of somebody for screwing up a plural if English had an easy and intuitive system for pluralization. But it doesn't. Thus, you have anal hotshots who pride themselves on memorizing trivial and non-sensical pluralizations, and then you have everyone else who doesn't give a shit, and uses plural forms that make sense.

      Not that the octopus example helps me... octopus / octopuses. But now consider:
      Mouse / Mice? House / Houses?!? Hice!
      Foot / feet? Tooth / Teeth? Boot / boots?!? beet!

      Ridiculous. Any plural that isn't the singular form with -s or -es on the end is non-intuitive crap and should be stricken.

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    2. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      try french, and quit bitching about english. enlish is actually pretty damn easy :)

    3. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Informative

      Steven Pinker argues for "octopuses": "The -us in octopus is not a Latin noun ending that switches to -i in the plural, but the Greek pous (foot). The etymologically defensible octopodes is not an improvement." (Steven Pinker, Words And Rules: The Ingredients of Language, 55.)

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    4. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by illuminatedwax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually English seems to have inherited all of the problems of French in ADDITION to its own. Kind of like how Windows has all the same problems as UNIX PLUS some of its own.

      --Stephen

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  3. "...ask /. readers the first of these questions" by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet half of the answers will be to the second!

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  4. Your can make speakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
  5. My cousin by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My cousin has made many, many things. She has turned old hard drives into clocks, PCB from old AT motherboards into a giant table, and AT motherboards (this time with all of the components left ON the board) into clocks as well. She has made various other things that I can't think of at the moment.

    Her website, including links to some kickass PC mods that she had done, can be found here.

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    1. Re:My cousin by Suidae · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I turned an old harddrive into a binary clock.

      I just stripped out all the parts, built the circuit on perf board, milled some holes into the back of bottom of the case behind the platter and mounted blue LEDs in the holes. I drilled holes in the platter (very carefully so I could keep the very flat mirror surface that makes the platters look so neat in the first place) and mounted some little plastic rods with frosted ends in the holes to diffuse the light from the leds.

      In an improvement over the Think Geek clock, I have the LEDs set up to fade on and off over a quarter second, instead of the abrupt blink on and off in the TG clocks.

      The bottom register is seconds, right is minutes, and top is hours. Its easier to read than the TG clocks, but doesn't generate the cool patterns.

      I cut down one of those clear CD blanks that you find on top of a spindal of CDR's so that it fit neatly over the electronics, then frosted it with some sandpaper so it has a nice diagonal grain. This fits over electronics so they are less obvious, but can still be seen if you care to look.

      Heres a picture of the clock. The lighting isn't great, so its hard to see how clearly the bits of each register light up. The frosted end of each rod lights up brightly, while the sides are water-clear, so it ends up looking like a bright blue disk 'floating' above the mirrored surface. Really looks pretty good.

      Here is a photo of the clock

    2. Re:My cousin by Suidae · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thanks. Yup, its really mine. :)

      Here are some more supplies for clocks, and the back of this one (forgive the libral use of hot glue, its just a prototype :)).

      I thought about selling the design, but the idea is really almost trivial, the software design (done in AVRGCC, maybe 200 LOC at most) took an evening and only that long because I'm pretty clueless when it comes to C coding. I kept K&R's _The C Programming Language_ handy and spent quite a bit of time screwing up the switch statement.

      The hardware was time consuming because I was using perfboard and wiring up all those damned headers. I won't make that mistake again. Next time I'll just have the PCB made professionally and save myself hours of frustration soldering hookup wire.

      You are right though, it would be nice to be able to refrence it in a resume. Perhaps I'll reduce it to a single board design (one PCB behind the platter with SMT LEDs) and have a few boards made. Would be fun anyway.

    3. Re:My cousin by adrn01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Old 5.25 inch floppy drives are worth taking apart for the cool looking drive motor windings. Basically, a radial arangement of coils,
      \|/
      -0-
      /|\
      above which the spinning hub is mounted. It looks a lot like a WWI era radial engine. The hub has a toroidal magnet mounted to the edge -- not very strong, but enough to hold a few papers to a fridge. The same drives -- possibly 3.5 in drives as well, have head positioning stepper motors with a fairly strong magnet shaped like two stacked gears. ( --||-- ) Just perfect for holding dentist picks, jeweler screwdrivers, and jeweler files. Hard drives have small radial coils glued to the frame underneath the disk hub. Removed, they would make cool ( although a bit heavy ) earrings. The hubs have corresponding toroidal magnets, also good for fridges if the bottom of the hub ends flush with the magnets. A robot using hard drive head positioning arms for legs would be cool.

    4. Re:My cousin by jpmkm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who the fuck just puts food on a table and eats off it? Have you not heard of plates?

  6. What I do with old computer parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I make computers out of them.

  7. Hamster Cage by obfuscated · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages! Just make sure to file down the really sharp stuff. Add some tubes from case to case and papow! You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

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    1. Re:Hamster Cage by chota · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, for added effect, be sure to name your hamster "Beowulf."

      The chicks dig it.

    2. Re:Hamster Cage by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages [...] You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

      I heard that they use a Beowulf cluster of those to run the Hampster-dance website.

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  8. Jewelry by turtledawn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a classic use for old computer bits is making them into jewelry- things like capacitor earrings, pendants made out of those little copper-wrapped magnets, pins made from colorful heat sinks and interestingly-patterned chips.

    They make good refirgerator magnets, as well. And if you're patient, you can make your own motherboard clipboard.

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  9. Tried but true by thejoelpatrol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's always the classic-Mac aquarium. See some at The Apple Collection

  10. Mac fish tank by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The original, classic broken computer mod is probably still the best place to keep your purple octopus. Various references are available.

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    1. Re:Mac fish tank by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The original, classic broken computer mod is probably still the best place to keep your purple octopus.

      Unfortunately not. As the octopus is a very intelligent and curious creature, when placed in a small confined space, it will always try to find a way out. If placed in a fish tank, it will try and find a way out. It will climb over the edges of an open tank. Even when there is a lid on the fish tank, it will attempt to squeeze through the gaps of the lid. Failing that it will try and prise the lid open by attaching its arm suckers to the lid and walls, then contracting its muscles. And if that doesn't work, it will attempt to prise open the walls of the fish tank.
      Even a a 1lb octopus can lift a 40lb aquarium lid.
      As an example of the flexibility of an octopus, Discovery Channel Canada have a cool video of an octopus squeezing into a beer bottle.

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  11. My favorite use for old hardware... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is the one they put the printer to in Office Space.

    PC Load Letter?

    1. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by SCSI-Wan · · Score: 4, Funny


      PC Load Letter?


      What f**k does that mean?

    2. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by UserGoogol · · Score: 3, Funny

      After painstakingly removing the words "what the fuck does that mean" and "office space" from my Google search, I found good explanation

      It (more or less) means the printer thinks you don't have the right kind of paper.

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  12. The ladies have some ideas.. by fadeaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    The answer is three weeks.

    Three weeks until your girlfriend gets sick of asking you to clean up the overflowing pile of old and unused components that's steadily taking over the office. Three weeks until you come home and find your monitor decorated, in a most Martha Stewart-like fashion, with superglued sticks of RAM and old CPU's.

    Message recieved.. loud and clear. Over and out.

  13. Stepper motors for CNC, UPS batteries for RC boat by hajo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of; I make my living buying discarded computer stuff and reselling it. A lot of this stuff is broken and gets trashed. When I do have time I tend to strip the stepper motors out of disk drives and printers as well as the printer guides for CNC / robotics stuff. UPS batteries are an excellent power supply.
    However mostly I use discarded equipment to put a working system together again which can be used for all kinds of things: If you are handy with linux you can make excellent routers; web servers, media servers, a TIVO, CNC control equipment out of the oldest stuff.

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  14. Purple Octopus... by selderrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    that, my dear friend, is what the sun-walkers out there call a woman

    don't touch it, don't feed it, don't talk to it. If you stop washing yourself & brushing your teeth, it's supposed to go away by itself.

    dunno if this matters, but you have all slahsdotters sympathy. We're standing right behind you like one geek. Let us know how it turns out.

  15. Daft idea by ledow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once had similar ideas for reusing the bits out of all the old PC's that collect around me (mostly P233's and desktop cases, for some reason, but I've got a PS/2 hiding somewhere).

    Was going to use the old fans to make sure airflow went through my PC and even throughout the wooden cabinet that my PC is in so that it wouldn't get too hot.

    Or:

    Actually once crafted a primitive noise baffle for the exhaust fan from a PC by using an empty 5.25" casing and some defunct floppies arranged so that the air would zig-zag through the 5.25 case (off of a CDROM if I remember rightly, with the bits taken out).

    Or:

    The metal casing of an old PC is good for keeping all those ADSL routers, printer server boxes, ethernet hubs etc. that are on 24/7 but just get in the way when you're rereouting cables.

    Bung them inside an old desktop case (even mount them in the drivebays or whatnot), run all the cables through the PCI backplates and power them off the inside of the power socket (even room for a power strip with a few "brick" power adaptors in there). If your stuff needs 12 or 5v, you could even run it direct off of the old PSU, I suppose.

    That way, one box and plug powers all the silly peripherals but you haven't got millions of wires tangling and twenty brick adaptors stuck to the wall.

    You can move the bits inside around so that you can see the LED status of things from the drive bays etc., can power from the power supply, can even re-use the PSU or case fans to make sure they have adequate cooling etc.

    Or:

    Some people try to hide their computers in their furniture (e.g. wooden cabinets/cupboards/desks), why not go the other way... convert the front of a desktop case to become a fold-open drawer or storage area. :-)

    Or:

    See how many LED's you can fit onto the outside of an old PC case so that you can have that authentic "Star Trek" feel. Bonus points for them actually working, extra for flashing effects etc.

    Or:

    Build a race track using old PCI cards as barriers, upside-down motherboards as the floor and the balls from mice as the "cars", like blow football, only more geeky.

  16. Re-use electronic components! by enosys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If I have a useless board with at least some components that aren't surface mount I use a hot air paint stripper to remove the components. Then I reuse them in various projects. I have a well over 90% success rate with ICs.

    A hot air paint stripper will surface mount components even more easily but it's hard to use surface mount components.

  17. Not all computer equipment is safe for this by banz23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think many people neglect to realize that the computer components were designed to operate in a closed box and to have very little direct contact with people. There is plenty of lead and other nasties in these components that I certainly wouldn't want to handle them frequently or for that matter my kids. Now things like keyboard key are obviously safe, but motherboards are another thing.

    1. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is just damned silly!

      The amount of lead you are exposed to from electronic components is negligible unless you grind them up and eat them - a lot of them! You do realize that toothpaste, up until about 20 years ago, was packaged in lead tubes, don't you. And it was something that people put into their mouths everyday. The practice was discontinued not because of any lead poisoning to people using the toothpaste, but because of lead contamination to groundwater from dumps filled with the stuff.

      Find something real to worry about.

  18. Toys for the girls by pilybaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure I've seen "toys for girls" that look just like my MS wheel mouse. I'm sure it can't be that hard to plug in a vibrating motor and some batteries. If you make it a wireless one you could even use a caddy to charge it. And the best thing is that you don't have to worry about someone finding it in your desk draw. You just say it's an old broken mouse. Kill two bird with one stone. Hell you could do it and have it stay as a fully functioning mouse too.

    1. Re:Toys for the girls by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the girls who use them could sell them secondhand to geeks at a *huge* markup!

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  19. classic mac clock by trb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    a classic hack (i don't know who first thought of this) is to take a handful of 128k macs and line them up and run software to display the time of day, one digit per screen. you can get arbitratily complex, with or without seconds, with a screens for the colons (flashing or not), date, networked or not, dali morphing, etc.

  20. Mouse Necklace by bokmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once made a necklace our of a dead mac mouse... just fed the end that normally attached to the computer back into the mouse case, and voila!

    On a dare, I wore it out one night (while still in college). I took it off when a hot girl asked me why I was wearing a medic-alert necklace.

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  22. Mame Control Panel by wackysootroom · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can wire up a joystick and a few buttons to be used to interface an old keyboard into a MAME Machine's arcade control panel.

  23. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by boaworm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Harddrive magnets are great. In fact, they are rather expensive, and quite strong!

    Even better, if you have a broken CD/DVD-player, you can extract the electric motor. It's a high-quality product. A lot of people convert them into small, high-performing engines on R/C aircraft. This is one example

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  24. Stepper Motors = Marble Sorter by auburnate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I built a 4 color marble sorter out of two stepper motors from 5-1/4 inch drives, a photo-sensitive cell and some PC software driving parallel port inputs and outputs. It won $150 in a engineering contest at Auburn University.

  25. Stud finders by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Recently I took apart several old 2.4 gig full height hard drives and recovered the magnets. These guys are extremely powerful and will cause injury to fingers if careless handling two of them at the same time.

    Anyways I found them to be very good stud finders as they will quickly locate the screws or nails hidden in drywall and are powerful enough to hold themselves in place.

    I have taken two of them and fashioned a small clip on top and pulled a chalk line between them. This arrangment is great for creating a nail line.

    Also a placed one in a small pocket in my electrical tool holster. Then fasteners and small parts stay attached to the outside making them very accessible. In fact, when working on something I just throw the small parts in the general direction of the pocket with the magnet and they stick.

  26. I made the first optical turntable by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used Linux, TerminatorX a broken optical mouse and a $10 used turntable I bought from a grandmotherly looking ladies garage sale.

    Picture here

  27. Okay... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the wall above me... Stepper motor from a floppy drive (pretty!), Socket to Slot CPU adapter, and a harddrive - nice gallery :)

    I actually took an optical encoder from an inkjet printer and used it in my thesis work. (you see, it pays better to buy 2 printers and take them apart to remove the encoders than to purchase one such encoder from a distributor...) - same about sliding axis of the CD-rom head (try to order a REALLY hard 3mm diameter axis somewhere! Good luck!)

    Diodes from the power supply work well somewhere in the car electronics.
    Floppies... Really nice plastic! So many uses!

    But usually I take things apart and use them in other computer related stuff. You know, 486 can be really quiet if you detach the original cooler and radiator and attach an athlon radiator -without- any cooler instead... :) Logitech mice have that nice balls that collect dirt without letting it get to the rolls... so my new A4tech mouse rides on Logitech ball from a dead Logitech mouse. get a nice battery of fans taken from old power supplies, place them on your desk, power them up, really handy on the hot days. Amiga joystick? On parport interface. Etc, etc...

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  28. Wind Chimes by Rex+Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Platters from dead hard drives make really cool sounding wind chimes. They also develop an interesting patina after a little bit of outdoor weathering.

  29. HD Magnets by big_groo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I use an old HD magnet as a coin catcher. Just keep it away from your credit cards ;) ...

  30. Pioneers of the GUI by Halcyon-X · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like Apple had been planning the Aqua interface long before any of us realized...

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  31. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by MichaelCox_au · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real danger with strong neodymium magnets is that they are both brittle and extremely magnetic--as a result if you accidently let two of them stick together, they can sometimes attract with such force that they shatter and send thousands of poisonous shards out at high speed. Hence the reason why you should always wear hand and eye protection when handling them. You should also avoid handling them if their protective coatings are broken as the rare-earth metals are extremely toxic and easily absorbed via mucus membranes.

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  32. Spell it "Calamari". It tastes better that way. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Funny
    I know, Calamari is often just squid, but the fancier places often put in little, whole octopi, like a little garnish, I guess.

    Calamari at a nice Italian restaurant - about $16.99 or more.

    The look on your 10 year old's face when you have an octopus on your fork and then eat it; priceless...

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    1. Re:Spell it "Calamari". It tastes better that way. by fciron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actual record of my twelve year old at a tapas place

      "Can I have some of your fried chicken?"
      "That's good. Gimme some more."
      "Can I have another piece, please?"
      "This looks like some kind of alien octopus?"
      "THIS IS CALAMARI!"

      The look on his face as he slowly realized he'd eaten squid all on his own. That's priceless.

  33. Re:Got two dead keyboards? by bonkedproducer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got a keyboard made from several DOAs that reads
    "HELP-CAPTIVE-
    IN-KEYBOARD-
    FACTORY"

    hanging on the wall - most folks have to look at it 5 or 6 times before they get the joke.

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  34. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by polymath69 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    U.S. currency contains no ferrous metals...

    Doesn't matter. Magnetic braking is caused when conductive material is moved through a magnetic field. The induced current causes a resistive force in the moving metal, slowing it down. This works very well even in completely nonferromagnetic material such as aluminum.

    Magnetic braking is in fact used in vending machines to slow coins by just a certain amount, to test against slugs. Wrong alloys will be slowed too much or not enough; either way, they can be rejected.

    See question and answer #14 here for more details.

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  35. Re:"...Possible tall tale alert. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Handicam's in the US use NTSC. Most laptops use a propritory digital parallel interface. Most are VGA and above. They DON'T use the slow television sweep speeds. Unless they used a scan converter, broke out RGB analog and converted it to RGB digital, I doubt anything as simple as connecting the output of a camera to the input of the LCD display happened. Using a portable DVD player with a video input would be more believable. Getting consumer NTSC video into a laptop display has never been an easy patch.

    Better night vision can be had with an IR sensitive monochrome security camera and IR LED floodlight. Find a camera with a removable IR filter or one without one made for IR use.

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  36. Re:My gf does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! You've got a keeper!