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Dave Barry on Electronic Voting

eggoeater writes "With the general interest Slashdot has with electronic voting machines, I thought we'd all enjoy reviewing Dave Barry's take on touch-screen voting machines and debating the merits of police officers carrying lightsabers."

323 comments

  1. Maybe a little offtopic but... by leonmergen · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: "One big concern is that electronic voting machines could be tampered with by ''hackers,'' as was the case recently when an 11-year-old New Jersey boy named Jason Feeblehonker, using only his GameBoy, was able to get himself elected governor of both North Carolina and Wisconsin. "

    I probably haven't been paying attention, but is this really true ? I really can't imagine hacking something using a gameboy... anyone has an article about this? Wasn't able to find it with google...

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    1. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by DevilJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently, you haven't read much of Dave Barry's writing...

    2. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best part about the parent is that he[?] isn't actually trolling - he's just fucking retarded.

      SATIRE!

    3. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by PeterBrett · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's being facetious... he's being OTT and silly to emphasise his point? Jeez, haven't you heard of dark humour before?

    4. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by leonmergen · · Score: 1
      I'm familliar with the name, but I'm not from the US so that's probably the reason...

      Ok, well, let's re-read that article without taking everything serious :)

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    5. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      as was the case recently when an 11-year-old New Jersey boy named Jason Feeblehonker, using only his GameBoy, was able to get himself elected governor of both North Carolina and Wisconsin. "

      Hey, if John Connor can highjack an ATM with nothing but his Atari portable computer, anything's possible, right?"

      "Easy money!"

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    6. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by peragrin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>Hey, if John Connor can highjack an ATM with nothing but his Atari portable computer, anything's possible, right?"

      Um The ATM was probally running windows anyway. You probally could hack it with a gameboy running Nix anyway.

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    7. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by Izaak · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best part about the parent is that he[?] isn't actually trolling - he's just fucking retarded.

      SATIRE!


      Should we really be engaging in satire over such a sacred and important subject as our democratic process? It might be a distraction from the really important issues... like the fact that Bush is being supported by space aliens! :) wwww.AliensForBush.com/

    8. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A Portfolio with custom hardware, specifically a card that listens to and uses EM noise to attack unshielded electronics inside the ATM chassis, probably plugged into the Atari's serial port. Certain ATMs are vulnerable to pin-snarfing this way.

      Not to mention, at the time, the Portfolio was one of the most portable machines... should he have lugged around a Compaq CRT/lunchbox computer?

    9. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then re-read it without taking anything seriously.

    10. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by golgotha007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      i absolutely swear he wasn't making that up!

    11. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Heh, this would be funnier if Weekly World News hadn't actually had on their front page a picture proving that aliens supported Clinton....

    12. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently this topic was discussed at Foo Camp.

      I can't find any other links on this yet, but one of the comments pointed here. They all seem to have the same basic idea. That's very telling...

    13. Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

      Dave Barry is a humorist. He uses a mixture of hyperbole, sarcasm, and just plain silliness to get a fundemental point across (ie electronic voting will cause more issues then it solves). It could be viewed as social satire, but I'm not sure if 'satire' is the correct label.

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  2. 1 vote for you 2 for me by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Internal changing of values happened in Las Vegas. Gurantee it'd happen in voting. www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA

  3. Formicidae by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, the best thing about the article was visualizing all three of the candidates standing on lawns with biting ants. Hmmm... wonder if I can get some
    Jason Feeblehonker 2004
    bumperstickers printed up?

    1. Re:Formicidae by MadChicken · · Score: 1

      Great subject line, BTW. It's even funnier if you leave out the "a"

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    2. Re:Formicidae by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can supposedly get Dave Barry for President bumper stickers...

    3. Re:Formicidae by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      You mean these guys?

  4. Eletronic voting booth by gustgr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Brazil has been using eletronic voting devices for about 6 years. Next month we will have elections sessions for municipal mayors, and we are going to use the eletronic voting system. This system is very reliable.

    This Java applet simulates the Brazilian eletronic voting system we use (it is in portuguese).

    1. Re:Eletronic voting booth by spiritraveller · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This system is very reliable.

      I don't speak Portuguese, but I did a quick text search on the page you linked to. The word "Diebold" does not appear anywhere on that page.

      I am inclined to think that your system is probably more reliable than what ours will be... and we're not just using it for municipal elections either. We're using it--for only the first or second time in most states--in a Presidential election.

    2. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Brazil? Does that mean the voting machines have wacky fresnel lenses on them?

      'Cos, that'd be cool.

    3. Re:Eletronic voting booth by gustgr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually we have already used this system in two Presidential elections, in two Governor elections and in one Municipal Mayor election.

      Brazilian government has applyied successfully a campaign to teach the people (a lot of poors and uneducated) how to use this system.

    4. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is no Diebold in Brazil. The CEO of Diebold promised to deliver votes to Bush. So, if there ever is a Diebold machine in Brazil, Bush will get votes there. He won't be elected, however, since Brazilians think Osama bin Laden is less violent and more reasonable, and a lot more intelligent.

    5. Re:Eletronic voting booth by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
      Reliable?

      Considering Diebold is planning on making most electronic voting machines I wonder how reliable they can get compared to their other products.

    6. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 4, Informative
      This system is very reliable.
      Unfortunately, there's very good reason to believe it isn't secure or reliable, at least in the sense of actually recording the will of the voters.
      Here's a link to a site where one can download a book (in Portuguese) entitled Burla Eletrônica ("Electronic Scam"). The book contains am objective and yet scathing analysis of the (lack of) security and reliability in the machines used in every Brazilian election since 2000. It's really scary. The government has ignored calls to make the machines more secure. It is left as an exercise for the reader to guess why...
      I have said before that I believe Brazil's democracy is much healthier than that of the USA, and I believe this is due to the true multi-party nature of the political system here (as compared to the effectively two-party system in the USA). But the dependence on these "electronic ballot boxes" ("urnas eletrônicas"), with no serious scrutiny being given to them, and with the government trying to sweep signs of trouble under the rug, makes me worry for Brazil's young and vibrant democracy (I say "young" because the first free elections after the military coup of 1964 were held just under 20 years ago).
      A point that should hit home for /.ers is that these machines, like their Diebold counterparts, do not leave a paper trail, and make recounts impossible. The subtitle of Burla Eletrônica on the download page is "A máquina que faz seu voto sumir" ("The machine that makes your vote disappear"). It's not clear to me if the big question mark is to punctuate that subtitle or to stress the questionability of these machines.

      --Mark
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    7. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Eil · · Score: 1


      Burla Eletrônica ("Electronic Scam")

      "A máquina que faz seu voto sumir" ("The machine that makes your vote disappear")

      The book contains am objective and yet scathing analysis

      Say again how a book with a title (and subtitle) like that is objective?

    8. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1
      Say again how a book with a title (and subtitle) like that is objective?
      Uh... maybe the title was chosen after the research had been done and it became clear that Brazil's electronic voting machines are extremely vulnerable to fraud and present no means of independent verification or auditing of results...

      --Mark
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    9. Re:Eletronic voting booth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or more likely, the title was chosen by the publisher's marketing department.

  5. That's the problem with America today... by Soulfader · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... I just can't tell anymore whether I'm supposed to be laughing WITH or AT people.

    1. Re:That's the problem with America today... by Tanktalus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Generally speaking, with Dave Barry, it's both.

      One thing I really like about Dave Barry is that he manages to be non-partisan and still finds ways to make everyone laugh about a political situation. While I'm sure he actually votes for some party during elections, his humour pokes fun at everyone (mostly himself), which makes it hard for anyone to just dismiss him. Which is good for his employer ;-)

    2. Re:That's the problem with America today... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Dave Barry's a libertarian, incidentally.

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  6. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Pork Barrel budgets a new meaning?

    I hate that phrase. hate hate hate it. It reminds me of all things pork.

    Here, it's 12:56am, a late sunday night (monday AM, really) and I'm ready to turn in after a productive day's designing. Now you go mention "Pork".

    There's a 711 nearby that serves hot pork crackling. I think I might go and grab a bag or six.

  7. Very reliable indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It works better than expected; in fact, without electronic voting we would never have guessed that nobody votes against the incumbent candidates. Its really interesting how people love our leaders so much that not a single vote is cast against them.

    Back with messy paper, the vote was much closer. Now we know that vote is and was wrong.

  8. Technology by In-gin-eer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hokey religions and ancient punch-cards are no match for a good electronic voting machine in your booth.

    1. Re:Technology by ir0b0t · · Score: 1

      Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure the stolen Florida votes . . . .

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  9. OK, that is IT! by magefile · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to join the police. I mean, the tasers were always cool, but ... lightsabers? Dude, sign me up!

  10. Lightsabers by teoryn · · Score: 1

    Who paid Yoda for all that jedi training?

    1. Re:Lightsabers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, we outsourced jedi knoghts to India a long time ago.

  11. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11, MORON. 1000 Americans have died in Iraq for NOTHING.

  12. Beets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dave Berry wrote: These are supposed to eliminate the screw-ups we had in the 2000 election, in which the ballots of thousands of Florida voters were not counted because, due to poor design, many Floridians have the intelligence of a sugar beet.

    I'll bet he gets at least a few letters complaining about the sugar beet intelligence comparison - from sugar beets.

    1. Re:Beets by swschrad · · Score: 1

      I bet he gets a lot more letters from sugar cane, particularly since it is raised in florida, and competes with the midwestern sugar beet for the distinct and high honor of vice-presidential candidate.

      and lordy, do we need the improvement ;)

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  13. Banned by tuxter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All forms of electronic voting should be banned. We've seen what can happen with the diebold machines, and we all know ow easy it is to manipulate data. Count all votes three times by three different groups of people and all discrepencies accounted for. This is our right, a democraticaly voted government. Fuck the costs.

    1. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "fuck the costs"

      That's fine for you liberals that would like to see most of your money go for larger government. What about us conservatives that don't?

    2. Re:Banned by tuxter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not a "fucking liberal"
      I'm Australian. This has nothing to do with cost, and everything to do with whats right and just.
      The cost incrued from this would be minimal to the costs of a great many other things, e.g. War.

    3. Re:Banned by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Canada has always had pencil-and-paper voting and always seems to be able to get decisive results in a few hours. Why can't the Americans do this? Is the missing technology high-school graduates who can read?

    4. Re:Banned by evilviper · · Score: 1
      All forms of electronic voting should be banned.

      So you're volunteering to hand-count all those scantron and punch-cards yourself?
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    5. Re:Banned by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      What about us conservatives that don't?

      So you're willing to accept an invalid result if it saves you a few bucks? No wonder the Republic is in such dire straits these days.

      Look at it this way: Naturally enough, you believe your positions to be correct. If you also believe in democracy, then you have to believe that your valid ideas will win out, long run, versus the invalid ones that compete. (If you feel this is pollyanna, fine... but then you don't believe in democracy.) Since you're clearly on the side of goodness and light, if an election were to be improper, it would be The Other Guys who rigged it. These are the guys whom you believe want to raise taxes to 100% while legally mandating all sorts of moral depravities. Do you want them to get in because you wouldn't shell out few dollars?

      If you believe in your cause, then settling a contested election will lead to the "right" people being elected ... and then they can go on to slash revenues and so on. So long term, the spending for a valid election would be more of an investment, or at least, more like spending more money on flourescent bulbs: Down the road, you save more than it costs.
    6. Re:Banned by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'll know something is wrong when the new President's first act is to make electronic voting terminals mandatory for all presidential elections.

      Jedidiah.

    7. Re:Banned by base3 · · Score: 1

      If that's what it took to ensure free and fair elections, I'd certainly do my time. It could be like jury duty, and multiple people (made unaware of each other's identities, to prevent collusion) could be required to count the same sets of ballots to ensure they didn't blow off counting or skew the results.

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    8. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    9. Re:Banned by swschrad · · Score: 1

      awwww, spoilsport, the one game I've been waiting for is Peter Jennings' "Election 2004" by RockStar.

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    10. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun voting for George "500 billion dollar defecit" Bush.

    11. Re:Banned by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      This is probably one of the most interesting ideas I've ever heard of for getting fast/accurate counts. I'm sure there would be some work required to get it feasible, but I think we have the start of a fabulous way to overhaul the system in such a way that it would increase the average citizen's faith in democracy.

    12. Re:Banned by cbiagini · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Canada has always had pencil-and-paper voting and always seems to be able to get decisive results in a few hours. Why can't the Americans do this?
      Wild guess, but it could be the fact that your population is one ninth the size of ours, you Canadian ponce.
    13. Re:Banned by dryeo · · Score: 1

      The big difference is that here in Canada there is maybe 6 choices on the ballot.
      Whereas in the States there may be upto a hundred choices. Everything from President down to dog catcher is voted on at the same time.
      Personally I think this is a huge flaw as it is pretty hard to be informed about every choice and people likely just vote by party.
      The obvious fix is to split up the elections so fewer choices and more informed electorate

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    14. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you also believe in democracy, then you have to believe that your valid ideas will win out, long run, versus the invalid ones that compete

      As much as I would like to believe this is true (or that it could be true of any one voting system), there's really nothing about democracy that guarantees the "correct" ideas will win out in the end. All democracy says is that the most popular ideas (or candidate with such ideas) will win in a vote. And of course, there's nothing that says that the majority will be right. Think of how long ideas like a flat earth were accepted as fact. Or for something more political, think of mercantilism.

      It is unfortunate, but there's no voting method that will get the man with the right ideas elected. The best we can hope for is that enough people have the right ideas....which are, of course, my ideas.

    15. Re:Banned by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Nonono. Instead of randomly selecting people, just make it a condition of voting. You want to vote, you have to count twenty other ballots first. (With ballot groups being kept together, so they get counted repeatedly.)

      This would result in each ballot being counted a dozen times. (Sometimes you'd have to skip...for example, the first 100 or so people wouldn't have any ballots to count.)

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    16. Re:Banned by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      Arthur: You don't vote for a king!

      Peasant: Well how'd you become king then?

      Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest sunlight . . .

      And these people want to give us advise on how to run an election?! Strange women lying in lakes is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives it authority from a mandate of the masses not from some farsical aquatic ceremony! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    17. Re:Banned by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Wild guess, but it could be the fact that your population is one ninth the size of ours, you Canadian ponce.

      Check my math here, but America would also have nine times the people to do the counting. Or are the high-school graduates innumerate as well?

    18. Re:Banned by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This would be bad. In areas where you had a largely one-sided party afflilation, you would have that party somehow always getting 100% of the votes.

      Why? 10 people count the same 10 ballots a total of 10 times. If 9 out 10 ten where in the "Shamelessly Corrupt Party", all of the sudden 9 out of 10 would say "we got 100% of the votes", instead of, say, 90%. The one person in the other party comes in and says it was 9-to-1, and all of the sudden his count is the outlier and gets tossed.

      It wouldn't have to be a 9-1 situation either. Let's say it 60/40 for one party. The "40" side would say they were the "60" side. All it would take for this to happen is for someone in the actual-60 party to miscount two votes, and then suddenly the 60/40 switches, and bamo. Tainted election.

    19. Re:Banned by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've often wondered how the legally blind vote in Canada. I've yet to see a ballot with any raised markings.

      Do they just take a friend with them?

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    20. Re:Banned by the+last+username · · Score: 1

      So you'll need to employ nine times as many election officials as the Canadians. Shouldn't be too hard - your population is nine times theirs, you know.

    21. Re:Banned by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      The obvious fix is to split up the elections so fewer choices and more informed electorate

      I'd agree with that if holding elections didn't cost money. Many states/counties/communities have consolidated elections to reduce the costs, which are generally not reimbursed. Any time a special election is held, somebody will sue or complain about the unwarranted expense.

    22. Re:Banned by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Farcical. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Run away! Run away!

    23. Re:Banned by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Check my math here, but America would also have nine times the people to do the counting. Or are the high-school graduates innumerate as well?

      The problem is that we use senior citizens to handle polls here. With the country constantly raising the costs of Medicare, health care, and prescription drugs by double digits while raising Social Security benefits at about 1% per year, the pool of available workers is dwindling quickly. E-voting is yet another serendipitous technological advance. It allows us to replace volunteer old people with expensive machines from a diverse group of three companies and help the American economy all at the same time by supporting non-communist, closed-source software. It couldn't get any better than this. (That was sarcasm for those with a non-functional detector.)

    24. Re:Banned by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Yes I guess that could be a factor. I tried researching what the American election costs but all I found were dead links. Guess don't want the terrorists to find out
      From http://www.elections.ca/content.asp?section=faq&do cument=faqelec&lang=e&textonly=false
      How much did the 2000 general election cost?

      The cost of the 2000 general election, including the partial reimbursement of election expenses to eligible candidates and political parties and the maintenance of the National Register of Electors since the 1997 general election, was $200.6 million.

      How much did the 1997 general election cost?

      The cost of the 1997 general election was $129.2 million. The cost of the final door-to-door enumeration, which was conducted outside the 1997 general election period, was $71.4 million. The combined cost of the enumeration and election were $200.6 million.

      So a lot of these costs are fixed no matter if one big election or several smaller. eg only need one voter list.
      Here also most of the elections officers are volunteers, polling places are civic buildings, eg schools and so on. I really can't see multiple elections costing that much more especially if it means having an informed electorate. Of course that may be the last thing the politicians want

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    25. Re:Banned by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I really can't see multiple elections costing that much more especially if it means having an informed electorate.

      A recent state-wide special election here was shot down because the cost was estimated at nearly a million dollars.

      Of course that [informed electorate] may be the last thing the politicians want

      Can't disagree with you there. :)

    26. Re:Banned by cbiagini · · Score: 1
      Check my math here, but America would also have nine times the people to do the counting.
      Sure, but it's not a matter of just counting. If five hundred people are counting five hundred objects, they all simultaneously count their share in the same amount of time it would take one person to count a single object. But then those five hundred people have to get together and combine their results--that's where the time comes in.

      So nine times as many people do nine times as much counting, and then require nine times as much...time...to combine their results.

      Guess the Celebrity Jeopardy reference wasn't as funny as I thought, by the way.
    27. Re:Banned by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      In Australia we get two ballot papers at a Federal election - one for the House of Representatives (which typically has less that 6 choices on it), and another for the Senate, which, last election, had nearly 100 names on it. Each candidate's name has to have a number between 1 and max(candidates) next to it, with no duplicates. These ballots get hand-counted, and we have a senate result usually within a couple of days. I really don't see the problem.

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    28. Re:Banned by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. It's an O(log n) problem. Ten times as many votes takes twice as long to count; 100 times as many votes takes three times as long to count; etc. Not a big deal, and much less vulnerable to tampering than machines with closed hardware and software, and apparently zero security, made by a private company whose CEO has declared his allegiance to a particular candidate for the highest office in the land ...

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    29. Re:Banned by cbiagini · · Score: 1

      Count to 10. Now count to 100. The times differ by a factor of two? Think on that, Mr. Knuth, and get back to me. Honestly, though, it really doesn't matter. Unless it's O(1), then my point stands.

      But I'm not going to win this, and we're going to argue semantics for the rest of the thread, so I'll just quit now. The reason, folks, that Canadians get their voting results quicker is not because there are fewer votes to count, but because American high school graduates are innumerate.

      That's what you say if you want "+5 Insightful," right?

    30. Re:Banned by asuui · · Score: 1

      Well how informed does the electorate need to be about the dog catcher anyhow? The problem with splitting up elections, besides cost, is that people won't make the effort to come and vote for the dog catcher because they don't care about it. I only show up at the off year elections because I care about who is on school board. Besides for many of the local elections on our ballot, there is only one person running for a particular office. Maybe in bigger towns they have more choices.

    31. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The trick is that you have to keep the voting districts the same size in the US as in Canada, so that the physical vote counting takes pretty much exactly the same time in both countries. Then any additional time in the US comes from the fact that they would have either more levels in the hierarchy of voting areas (unlikely), or results from a larger number of districts to add up on each level. It's not rocket science.

    32. Re:Banned by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      If you're legally blind, I believe that you just alert the people at the polling station, and they send someone behind the cardboard thing with you so that they can read out the choices and mark down the vote. You can probably also go into an electoral office beforehand and cast your ballot early in a similar manner.

    33. Re:Banned by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I didn't say they'd count and we'd average them. No vote tabulation method in the world does that, that's just silly. If there's any disagreement, we grab the observers sitting around and we all look at those votes.

      And I didn't imply we'd count them in secret, either. No one ever counts ballots in secret, and the whole point of counting them repeatedly is that you catch people trying to skew the vote.

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    34. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!?! You're making everyone's points for them!

      Now try applying some grade school logic to the problem.

      10 times the population?

      10 times the polling places.

      10 times the people counting votes.

      1 times the time to count all votes.

      Counting votes is a perfectly parallelizable problem. No wonder an asshat will get elected US president yet again, and by that I mean regardless of political affiliation.

    35. Re:Banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about? No wonder your votes are being subverted by electronic machines and no one says shit. You don't even know how votes are counted in the first place!

      No single person counts votes. Votes are counted in the open, with representatives of all entries on the ballot present to observe the process. If the results are close, any of them can call for a recount. If the results are really close, in most states that means automatic recount.

    36. Re:Banned by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I'm not a "fucking liberal"
      I'm Australian.


      Somewhere in Australia, someone has a new sig.

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    37. Re:Banned by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Why would you trust the count of the observers more than the count of the individual people?

    38. Re:Banned by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Why is my system more insecure than the current system? You're just arguing for the sake of arguing.

      In reality, if you let people observe the count, you are going to get people with extreme minority viewpoints. You get observers offically assigned by both parties, and you get the local wackjob who's convinced the CIA is spying on people in the voting booths via alien technology. And the wacko will start screaming when something is wrong. (This actually happens currently, assuming the wacko shows up.)

      If a political party is so strong that it composes so much of the population that there isn't anyone who isn't 'on their side' to observe...then what the fuck is the problem? They're going to win anyway.

      A political organization that was strong enough to subvert a randomly selected group of ten people, and keep anyone who didn't go along from deciding to watch, isn't going to bother with altering the 99.999% vote for them into 100%.

      In fact, why would they bother subverting the counting when they can just subvert the voting? I mean, if they own all the observers and poll workers, they can just throw out all the ballots they don't like. Hell, if they've managed to subvert the all voters doing counting, then why didn't they just get them all to vote for them in the first place?

      More observers and vote counters cannot possibly increase the chance of delibrate miscounting, especially if you combine 'drafting' people to count together with anyone who wants to observe being allowed to do so.

      The system, as it stands now, has only a few observers, and often all it has are people appointed by the two major parties, so collusion between them is almost undetectable. (The election is filling two seats on the city council, but the libertarian guy might edge the republican out, so they split the seats and pay the democrats with a sheriff.) We're talking maybe six guys coming together and doing this, quite managable, and they can keep doing it year after year.

      With groups of voters doing the counting, it's impossible. Sure, a single block of voters might be subvertable, but simply mentioning it to them is risky. And you have to do it again and again to make any real change in the final count.

      In fact, this shouldn't just apply to counting. You want to vote, you go fill out your card, you stick it in an envelope, and you do five minutes of work handing out ballots or sweeping the floor or whatever needs doing, and you have to count some ballots. (If there's no work to be done, you just sit there and count ballots the whole time.) Then and only then do you get to turn your vote in.

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    39. Re:Banned by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's what I was saying. My idea isn't in any way less secure, hell, it's not even more secure, really.

      It's just a way to counter all the people who think vote counting by hand takes too long, by pointing out we have a ready supply of people to do the counting.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  14. If Diebold used Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I find it ironic that /. the home of let's network our toasters and have them run linux is against modernizing voting.

    I bet if Diebold used Linux you'd be all for it.

    1. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by In-gin-eer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Realize that it's because we understand technology that we're against most electronic voting. We network out toasters, and then we share with everyone who wants to know how we did it. Then they can point out things we did that could burn down our house. If Diebold used Linux, a lot more people probably would be for it, because Linux is open source and we'd be able to look at how the voting machines were built and figure out security holes that could be exploited by less honest individuals.

    2. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Diebold used Linux, it'd be more secure ;)

    3. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by Rotten168 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense, a computer running Linux is only a little less of a "black box" than a computer running a closed source OS. You really don't have anyway for sure to know if the source code you have on the machine is the code running.

      If you compiled it right there, I'm sure someone could write a "gcc" program to look like you're compiling the source and checksum programs and such can be worked around and all that too.

    4. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by back_pages · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I bet if Diebold used Linux you'd be all for it.

      Pay up, sucker.

      ATMs work because the institution has a vested interest in keeping everything on the level. Electronic voting will fail because the institution has a vested interest in making sure the results are "adjusted".

      Spin the tables - tell your bank that you're going to withdraw $100 and demand unrestricted access to the vaults for 5 minutes. If you think that's a dumbass idea, then you think electronic voting is a dumbass idea.

    5. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah. And ATMs aren't all that reliable either, Diebold or otherwise. Actually, the machines are adequate (I guess) but it's pretty easy to do a little social engineering to get a legitimate machine on the banking network and then use it to pirate account info. Happens all the time, which is why I generally only use the one at my bank or one of its branches.

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    6. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with modernizing voting. A touch screen system's best attribute is a better user interface. Remember all the noise about "butterfly ballots" and accidentally voting for the Reform party candidate, or something like that.

      Another possible advantage is a better ballot produced by the machine. Remember all the noise about hanging/dimpled/pregnant chads and how to count them.

      The Diebold machines seem to solve the first, but not the second. There are a lot of engineers and computer science people posting here, and we know how to analyze these problems. Modernizing voting is fine, just do it properly. I see the Diebold machines as a quick hack to get something on the market while election officials were scrambling to do something while the 2000 election was still on our minds.

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    7. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      You don't think that the screen won't have 2 columns? Will the checkbox widget in the middle be for the left column, or the right? Should it pop up a confirmation dialog asking "Do you *REALLY* want to vote for George Pidnick?" ? Will it enforce stupid things, like insisting that I fill in a checkbox in each election (even if I only want to vote presidential) ? After all, the same shitty programmer wannabes that do websites now, will probably be hired to write voting machine software...

    8. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, a computer running Linux is only a little less of a "black box" than a computer running a closed source OS.

      That's not even the major problem since Diebold admitted to running uncertified, untested software on voting machines in California. The code that is tested and certified is tested only by a company (that refuses to disclose what they test) they hire to test it, so I'm sure the testing is comprehensive. Not.

      You really don't have anyway for sure to know if the source code you have on the machine is the code running.

      Nonsense. If I have the publicly available software, compile it myself, and do a simple diff against the installed software in a voting machine, I can be absolutely certain the program running is what it's supposed to be. Your position seems to be "trust the vendor". Hi! I'm from Enron, and I'd like to help you with your energy bills!

    9. Re:If Diebold used Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Networked toaster FUBARed: Burnt toast.
      Unverifiable voting machines FUBARed: Toasted democacy.

  15. Comedy as news source by Travis+Fisher · · Score: 5, Interesting

    RTFA. Really, do. It's funny. You'll like it. And if you're not a slashdot regular, probably it will be your first introduction to the fact that electronic voting is an issue that you should be concerned about. Of course, its not very informative, but it will at least lead you to think about hackers as a concern for e-voting. And you'll be participating in a modern American phenomenon -- using comedians as a major source of information about current issues. Yay USA!

    1. Re:Comedy as news source by cpeikert · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, its not very informative, but it will at least lead you to think about hackers as a concern for e-voting.

      Hackers aren't the real concern for e-voting. Partisan election officials and machine manufacturers are. So in a way, this Dave Barry article both introduces a real concern, and at the same time disposes of it by implying that it's far-fetched.

      But I think you're very right about comedy being a good way to point out important issues -- for example, The Daily Show is probably one of the best news sources out there.

    2. Re:Comedy as news source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you may laugh, but if you really compare, you do get more sides of what a party says when you watch satires about politics than you do with the regular news... of course along with zinger.

      With regular news, if something is just too obviously a lie or stupid, they just won't mention it or just focus on the intent, which was backed up by the unmentioned ridiculousness.

    3. Re:Comedy as news source by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1
      Hackers aren't the real concern for e-voting. Partisan election officials and machine manufacturers are.

      That sounds good, but I don't think it's really true.

      It's a security axiom that anything can be hacked. It's usually stated inversely as "the only secure machine is off the network in a locked room, powered down". This may also be seen as a result of "Every nontrivial program has at least one bug."

      Election officials have no more ability to affect an electronic election than they do with paper ballots. They're still people, still in charge of the details, and we still have no alternative but to trust the process (or become an election official, thus begging the question).

      What if it came to light, as it almost certainly would, that a voting machine manufacturer's products were rigged? You just can't keep a secret like that. The consequences of the fraud would be devastating to the manufacturer and to the party it favored.

      Lastly, you'r right that comedy is a fine way to put a check on otherwise commonly accepted ideas. "Everybody knows" something until someone pokes fun at it.

      But it's a mistake to take your information from only one viewpoint, even if it's from multiple sources. Don't just listen to "The Daily Show", or to Slashdot.org, or "Saturday Night Live". Listen to Rush Limbaugh, Fox, CNN, PBS, and read eff.org. Get a variety, as best you can, so that your mind is kept open.

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    4. Re:Comedy as news source by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Comedy is a great news source because it can point out the hypocrisy and straight out lies without fearing repercussions that might limit "real" news outlets.

      The best example is "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart. It's sharp and incisive. Dick Cheney was caught lying about WMDs in Iraq. Stewart stroked his chin for a minute before intoning, deadpan, "I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Cheney....that you're pants are on fire.'

      Great show. Watch it 11:00 PM on Comedy Central.

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    5. Re:Comedy as news source by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say the problem here is truly partisan machine makers, but just plain unethical choices. Obviously if a machine is made with insufficient security, and then sold to the government, the machine maker is responsible for a lack of security, wether or not they have any political affiliation or not. The fact that voting officials may have party affiliations only adds to the problems started by machine makers that aren't doing a proper job.

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      1 John 4:14
    6. Re:Comedy as news source by spitzak · · Score: 1

      The column was funny, but I agree that it may lead more people to misunderstand the problem. The joke about the hacker is funny but misleading. It would help if Barry had added to his description of how it works "and then the machine adds one to Boba Fett, because that is the guy who programmed the machine's favorite Star Wars character".

      Worries about "hackers" are used to hide the true problems with voting machines.

    7. Re:Comedy as news source by pnot · · Score: 1

      "I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Cheney....that you're pants are on fire.'

      See also Steve Bell's take.

    8. Re:Comedy as news source by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Election officials have no more ability to affect an electronic election than they do with paper ballots. They're still people, still in charge of the details, and we still have no alternative but to trust the process (or become an election official, thus begging the question).

      Someone hasn't been reading the (many) articles on E-voting posted lately. The Diebold tallying program, which would be run at district level on a single computer, allows someone with a two-digit code to change the election results and change the logs so that there is no evidence of tampering. It's pretty difficult for an election official to change several thousand paper ballots.

    9. Re:Comedy as news source by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      >allows someone with a two-digit code to change the
      >the election results...

      Ok, so you made my point: it's a computer security problem, not an election judge problem.

      Ok, so it's both.

      I've said before there ought to be a paper trail. The voting machine should print out a dual receipt, which the voter examines, rips in two, and puts half in the ballot box and half in his/her pocket. The votes could be tabulated electronically by whatever clever high-tech-ultra-secure-but-obviously-hackable process you want. The official results would still be calculated from the paper in the ballot box and sent in the old fashioned way. If there's a difference, do a hand recount.

      Statistics would reveal any flaws in either the machines or the election judges, or both, since voters could give their paper receipts to watchdog groups.

      I think that would make the probable outcome available within a few minutes of the close of voting, and also improve overall accuracy.

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    10. Re:Comedy as news source by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      The vote-reciept has a drawback, though: It enables vote buying (actually vote reciept buying). A possible alternative is a random 10-digit number you write down yourself in the booth. Any voter can check against the public (so anonymized) log of all the votes. Voters get reciepts that are only trustworthy to themselves but easily forged to everyone else.

    11. Re:Comedy as news source by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I dunno, as terrified as the average internet user is at the thought of a hacker hiding under his bed, I think Dave struck approximately the right note. Most of us here at The Dot know how few people would actually attempt to John Connor a voting machine, but to the folks in Peioria, most of us at The Dot are likely to be found hacking these voting machines from our cell phones while standing in line at the polls. Kinda like scaring people with silly religious warnings about what their god will do to them if they don't handle their food the right way because, ironically enough, that was an easier idea to sell than microscopic monsters crawling around in their gut. The danger is real, you're just telling them a more easily digestible tale of woe. Almost, but not quite, a Little White Lie(TM).

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  16. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing? No I think John Kerry said vietnam was nothing. You can't fight a war with a dove.

  17. Excluding stories from homepage? by tero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, so there's two checkboxes for excluding Politics in the preferences, neither of them seems to work and as long a these stories get posted on the front page, there's no way to avoid them.

    So a small plea to the editors; please keep politics in their own Section until someone fixes the Exclusion? Please?

    1. Re:Excluding stories from homepage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or alternatively, when you see a politics related post on the front page, skip over it! Don't feel compelled to read and comment on every single post placed on the front page.

    2. Re:Excluding stories from homepage? by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      So a small plea to the editors; please keep politics in their own Section until someone fixes the Exclusion?

      or fixes the election... :)

      Kidding aside, this story is about tech and its impact, not just politics. It's not inappropriate that it appear on the main page. Here's a radical thought, if you see the headline for a story and you just know you won't want to read it: Don't. Participation on slashdot is voluntary in many degrees.

      If you're so thin-skinned that you can't handle seeing the merest headline that indicates politics simply exists, then you probably would be happier unplugging the computer and TV, and simply watching the paint crack.
    3. Re:Excluding stories from homepage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... then you probably would be happier unplugging the computer and TV, and simply watching the paint crack.

      gilroy: Hey Tero, look over there!
      tero: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm going to stop looking soon. What? Is that it?
      ac: Hey Tero, can I look too?
      tero: Sure, but it'll cost ya!
      ac: My wallet's in the car!
      tero: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.

    4. Re:Excluding stories from homepage? by miu · · Score: 1
      If you're so thin-skinned that you can't handle seeing the merest headline that indicates politics simply exists, then you probably would be happier unplugging the computer and TV, and simply watching the paint crack.

      What the hell are you babbling about? He mentioned that he would like to have more ability to filter, he didn't complain about the very existence of such articles - merely that they were presented to him to read despite the fact that he had indicated that he was not interested in the subject.

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    5. Re:Excluding stories from homepage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because ignoring a few that make it past the filter is so hard and annoying to do.

  18. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You're naive if you believe that iraq had nothing to do with 9/11

    Oh, then perhaps you'd like to share this super-secret evidence that links Iraq to 9/11?

    We're in Iraq because George Bush is angry that Saddam wanted to kill his Daddy.

  19. The New Terror Threat by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Inside the voting booth you'll find a ''touchscreen,'' which is a computer screen coated with a thin, invisible layer of germs left by all the people who voted ahead of you, many of whom use the sacred sanctity of the voting booth to pick their noses.

    One person with a hankerchief filled with super nasty germs...

    I can see someone sueing the state over the health issues.

    Besides, I believe in the sanctity of something called a paper trail. I do not know if the Brazilian system supplies a paper trail, but somehow I do not think that American Officials would want to use something invented in Brazil, even if it is really really good. The horror of it all.

    Not that the Diebold has a paper trail or is unreliable or anything.

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    1. Re:The New Terror Threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teabagging touch-screen voting machines for Jesus!

  20. Once E-Voting is working by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How long before we demand direct democracy.

    Seems like something that could be really useful in politically backwards countries like the U.S.

    1. Re:Once E-Voting is working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, good thing you've got that democracy thing straightened out in your shitty country, you fucking facist.

    2. Re:Once E-Voting is working by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      How long before we demand direct democracy.

      And replace the king we got rid of more than two hundred years ago with a dictatorship by the masses. How very...doubleplusgood.

      Max

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    3. Re:Once E-Voting is working by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How long before we demand direct democracy.

      "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." - Benjamin Franklin

      Stop and consider all the areas where you are or could be in the minority before you wish for a democracy.

  21. I think Dave has some points by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not about the electronic voting or anything, but that is pretty dang funny.

    I think he's got some points being funny though. I mean, how many people do you know who becoome so obsessed with this election, that even a mention of "a different" canidate will get you a glare?

    Peopel need to tone it down a bit. Stuff like that really provides some needed comedy, when it's really needed too.

    I walk down the hall talking to some people, and they say that this year is going to end up sucking. "Why's that?" I ask. "Because I've got several massive projects due in the start of December, my grandma is on the verge of death, and to top it all off, Bush might get re-elected." ...

    This guy isn't even of legal age to vote, and he was literally thinking that Bush being re-elected is by far worse than anything else at the moment.

    Come on people, live a little, joke a little. Rock on Dave Barry.

    1. Re:I think Dave has some points by zzottt · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Peopel need to tone it down a bit."
      dude this is OUR Lives. OUR Country. Whoever is president will effect your life.
      People should take it seriously. But at the same time everyone should be able to take the jokes that are thrown out

    2. Re:I think Dave has some points by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think he's got some points being funny though. I mean, how many people do you know who becoome so obsessed with this election, that even a mention of "a different" canidate will get you a glare?

      I had a friend who used to be like this, one of those "defeat Bush at all cost" types. Then, as the campaigns wore on, he became more and more jaded, realizing that Kerry probably wouldn't be much better at fixing all the things that were wrong with the Bush administration. He considered voting for Nader, but thought that that would just be throwing his vote away and playing into Bush's hands.

      Then he remembered he was a Canadian citizen and couldn't vote here anyway.

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    3. Re:I think Dave has some points by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I knew someone who fit into the above category would post saying just that. Sure enough, you did.

      No, I have no intentions of trying to change your mind either. And yes, you're right we should care.

      But come on, joke a little, loosen up. That's all I'm trying to say.

    4. Re:I think Dave has some points by Tower · · Score: 1

      >Whoever is president will effect your life.

      The president will 'affect' your life... your parents 'effected' your life. Unless you are the child of one of the candidates, in which case, your vote should be pretty clear anyway...

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  22. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He can't provide evidence because there isn't any. Even the 9/11 Commission acknowledged this.

    Isn't it scary that people like this dipshit are allowed to vote? People like him are going to put Dubya back in the White House.

  23. Slashdot polls by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just use the polls on slashdot for voting. Somehow I suspect this would result in CowboyNeal becoming president.

    1. Re:Slashdot polls by dj245 · · Score: 1
      I suspect Bush would retain the presidency because the insensitive clods would demand recounts for all the sensitive/foreign/non-english/blind clods.

      I'm voting for Nader you insensitive clod!

      --
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    2. Re:Slashdot polls by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm voting for Nader you insensitive clod!

      "A vote for Nader is a vote for CowboyNeal" :P

    3. Re:Slashdot polls by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Just use the polls on slashdot for voting. Somehow I suspect this would result in CowboyNeal becoming president.

      Hey, I've been complaining about missing options for the last three elections.

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      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    4. Re:Slashdot polls by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Somehow I suspect this would result in CowboyNeal becoming president.

      Actually I'm pretty sure it would result in the election of Natalie Portman...
    5. Re:Slashdot polls by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you really want US elections decided on these rules:

      * Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.

      * This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.

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    6. Re:Slashdot polls by psetzer · · Score: 1

      As long as her cabinet is nice smooth hot grits.

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    7. Re:Slashdot polls by jlanthripp · · Score: 1

      that's different from the current system how?

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    8. Re:Slashdot polls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean they aren't already?!

    9. Re:Slashdot polls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.

      That seem VERY similar to the US system...

    10. Re:Slashdot polls by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually I'm pretty sure it would result in the election of Natalie Portman...

      I can't think of a better way to revive an interest in politics. I'd certainly vote for for; it couldn't possibly be any worse than the options we've had in the last 30 years, and we'd finally have a president worth watching during a "State of the Union" address.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    11. Re:Slashdot polls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiosity, do you intend to vote for Nader, or do you intend to vote for the Green Party? It's not the same this time around. Nader isn't the Green Party candidate, he's the Reform Party candidate. David Cobb is the Green Party candidate this time.

      I just want to make sure people get this. It seems a lot of people aren't aware of this, and I think the confusion is going to hurt both Nader and the Green Party.

    12. Re:Slashdot polls by gilroy · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a better way to revive an interest in politics.


      C.J. Cregg : The more photo-friendly of the two turkeys gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's petting zoo; the other one gets eaten.

      President Josiah Bartlet : If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.
    13. Re:Slashdot polls by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      that's different from the current system how?

      At least we're allowed to look at slashcode.

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  24. Just what we need. by SuperBanana · · Score: 0

    Yep. Just what we need. Someone making fun of a very, very serious issue.

    Why am I very uneasy about this, and extremely doubtful it will do anything to help, instead making concerns about voting machines seem to the average person more like paranoia?

    1. Re:Just what we need. by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      Because you're paranoid and should go outside and enjoy the nice day instead of sitting there worrying, which will change jack squat in the real world. Later!

  25. Dave Barry knows about IT outsourcing? by HungSquirrel · · Score: 1

    When you touch this screen, tiny pieces of electricity called ''electrons'' go shooting into your finger, through your arm and into your brain, where they whiz around until they locate the name of the candidate you wish to vote for; they then transmit this information to Central Voting Command (located in India) along with any legally questionable thoughts you may have regarding terrorism, tax evasion or sexual fantasies featuring an armadillo and Wayne Newton.

    Well, comedians seem to know about it. Now if we could just get the politicians and the general public to know about it...

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    1. Re:Dave Barry knows about IT outsourcing? by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Now if we could just get the politicians and the general public to know about it

      Excuse me, but I don't want them to know about my sexual fantasies involving an armadill... SHIT! *hides*

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    2. Re:Dave Barry knows about IT outsourcing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. I for one... by airship · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new teenage hacker overlords.

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    Serving your airship needs since 1995.
    1. Re:I for one... by zzottt · · Score: 0

      ya sadly they probably couldnt do any worse

  27. Use a paper absentee ballot by shawkin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Republican Party is now telling voters in areas with electronic voting machines to vote using a paper absentee ballot. All voters would do well to follow this advice.
    You _are_ voting, aren't you?

    1. Re:Use a paper absentee ballot by moofdaddy · · Score: 1

      You _are_ voting, aren't you?

      no

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    2. Re:Use a paper absentee ballot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using the paper bingo ballot.

    3. Re:Use a paper absentee ballot by Dr.Zap · · Score: 0, Troll

      Then, after the elections, we'll have the Republicans sue to have the electronic voting results thrown out in all areas they lose in, aiming to have only absentee ballots counted. Once they have full control at all levels of government, they can do away with all this voting silliness, electronic or otherwise, and get back to Imperial Dynasties, as better befits our leaders.

    4. Re:Use a paper absentee ballot by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Except that the known backdoor discovered in Diebold's machine is in the counting machine, which includes absentee ballots.

      And it's rather inane to tell a few people to not use a method that doesn't record their vote in any provable way...because others will use that way.

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    5. Re:Use a paper absentee ballot by Dr.Zap · · Score: 1

      Moderator must be a Republican

  28. Actually by theblacksun · · Score: 1

    That problem right there could be eliminated by loading instructions into rom at a factory. Good luck clobbering that.

    My opinion is that if electronic voting is to be implemented you're going to have to treat it as a super-critical system, and some of the problems will probably require some custom hardware.

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    1. Re:Actually by back_pages · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That problem right there could be eliminated by loading instructions into rom at a factory. Good luck clobbering that.

      Woah there, because corporations don't have political interests? All this would do is make it easier for the corporation to adjust the votes to match their interests.

      I've posted elsewhere about the differences between ATMs and voting. ATMs work because if they don't, the bank is screwed. Electronic voting won't work because if it's screwed up, the only people who lose are the voters and the minority party.

      There is literally NO INCENTIVE for the people with power to support a fair electronic voting system. There are at least a dozen ways to get crooked code onto the machine and basically no way to find out about it short of taking the machine apart.

      By the way, this is a bi-partisan rant. I don't want anybody advocating electronic voting. The concept is not sound.

  29. Back door in Diebold machines by qengho · · Score: 4, Informative


    We've seen what can happen with the diebold machines

    Yeah, but have you seen this? Don't even need a Gameboy to hack the election...

    1. Re:Back door in Diebold machines by tuxter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So whats the code? Surely we can make a point?

    2. Re:Back door in Diebold machines by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that point is "Let's commit Election Fraud!"

      Sure, you were just trying to make a point, but you think the ones that win (probably because of Election Fraud themselves) are going to want that point to get out to the sheep^Wpublic?

  30. moron recent eyecon0meter updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this stuff is unbreakable, & wwworks on several (more than 3) dimensions.

    you likely will not need a degree in corepirate nazi felon MiSaccouNTing, to be able to detect the direction of the newclear powered winds of change?

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators... straightening out the 'books', since until forever. see you there?

    tell 'em robbIE?

    1. Re:moron recent eyecon0meter updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what

  31. Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nothing is 100% secure, right? I mean what stops someone from taking all paper votes from a particular state and burning them and just tossing in a few million of forged papers?

    How do we *know* that the computers used in voting are not tampered with? I mean how do we really know that noone switched the good tested machines with their own versions? Oh, but the central processor should in principle be able to identify a PGP encrypted signature of a specific machine that has the machines' Intel processor ID in it as well as an authentication number, the key should be sent to the central processor and the processor ID should be requested seperately to authenticate the machine or some such, and the process should be transparent etc. etc. But there will always be people with too much access, the people wearing all black, who can make police shut the hell up, the people who can drive to the machines at night, switch them with their own versions of hardware, the people who have physical access to the central processor, the people who are on in it with the Man.

    So bring back the punch cards + receipts, I say.

    Why is it that when you buy something in a store they give you a receipt of a merchandize but during an election you don't get one? Aren't you buying something for your tax money, a governor or a senator or a president?

    2 thin cardboard cards stuck together in a fassion that allows to perforate both of them simultaneously with names printed on both and with perforated contours of holes to be punched out by the voter. The voter then punches the hole corresponding to the name they choose and give the face (top) portion of the card to a processing person, who runs the card through a simple card reader and then throws the card with into a sealed box. The bottom portion remains with the voter.

    Now, how about that recount? Recount the top portions of the cards in the box and allow people to come in with their portions of the cards and run them through a card reader.

    1. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, forgot to mention. Both - the top and the bottom parts of the same voting card should contain the same unique identifier. This does not identify the person's information but allows to match the card in case of a recount.

      So what happens if top and bottom portions of the card with the same identifier give different vote?

      Scandal

    2. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by back_pages · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nothing is 100% secure, right? I mean what stops someone from taking all paper votes from a particular state and burning them and just tossing in a few million of forged papers?

      I haven't participated in running an voting location, but I believe this is dealt with by having lots of eyes on the paperwork as well as a representative from both major parties. It's not perfect, but you can say this - for all the problems they had in Florida, people replacing the votes with forged votes was not the issue.

      So bring back the punch cards + receipts, I say.

      Fuckin a man. There is no incentive for the people with power to run a fair election. That's why we have so many eyes on the paper system. When you go to electronic voting, 1) few people understand the technology well enough to appreciate the potential for security breach, and 2) the ability to put a lot of eyes on the voting count is practically eradicated.

      "Oh, but you'll still have a paper receipt that you can count!" So why the fuck wouldn't you count that paper receipt in the first place? Technology aside, there is simply no reasonable basis for blindly trusting that the machines will work fairly.

    3. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by djeca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope.

      Giving receipts out encourages vote buying - people standing on street corners promising $50 in exchange for a Bush receipt. When elections can be called by a couple of hundred votes as in Florida, and with the level of voter apathy, vote buying becomes highly feasible and not too expensive.

      There is one way that works and has worked for centuries - a ballot paper, and a pencil to put a cross by the candidate's name. And all the ballots counted by hand, in full view of multiple representatives from all parties - and the press. Yes, it's inefficient, but you can't put a price on democracy.

    4. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by magefile · · Score: 1

      We don't get a reciept 'cuz that would allow for someone to demand proof of who you voted for, allowing for intimidation and vote buying.

    5. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is selling a vote for $50 any less pathetic than voting for someone because they're cute, or they look good in a wetsuit?

    6. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Why is it that when you buy something in a store they give you a receipt of a merchandize but during an election you don't get one? Aren't you buying something for your tax money, a governor or a senator or a president?

      I'm sorry, that privledge is reserved for multi-national corportaions and unions.

    7. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      How many people will sell their vote for 50USD? Is it really that bad in the US that this could be a problem?

    8. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is a bad idea to give people receipts for elections because then you can actually buy votes. In the current system, you cannot prove you actually voted one way or the other. With receipts, well, you can. This would actually, however, make your vote worth something...

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    9. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How many people will sell their vote for 50USD? Is it really that bad in the US that this could be a problem?

      You can buy votes for a lot less than $50:

      Cigarettes Distributed For Gore Vote

      From the article:

      Campaign volunteers for the Democratic Presidential campaign were discovered distributing cigarettes to homeless voters after the volunteers had recruited the homeless specifically for their vote Saturday.

      In all fairness, the Gore campaign responded:

      "This kind of activity described by Channel 12 is not the kind of help we ask for and it's the kind of help we flat-out reject. These volunteers were from out of state, acting on their own and this was not part of any official Democratic 'get out the vote' activity in Wisconsin. They have left the state and we will not invite them to return," wrote Susan Lagana, a spokeswoman for the Democratic Coordinated Campaign.

    10. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The receipt problem could be resolved with one-way encryption, kind of like a shadow password. Votes would be encrypted a different keys so you can't tell votes apart. The key would change depending on circumstances. Identity of voter, voting location and other information would go together to make the key. Of course, someone buying votes could that information from the voter. One would therefore have to give every person and location their own code, and keep that information confedential. If the receipt was ever needed, one would simply encrypt votes with the confidential information, and compare the resulting encrypted vote to that on the receipt. The only weakness about this system is that there are secrets, and if they are revealed, vote receipts can be decoded by anyone...

      My point is anyway that there's probably ways of making a receipt that ables a voter to prove his vote to the government but not vote buyers.

      ThJ

    11. Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts by vaporland · · Score: 1

      i think the senators and congressmen who accept lobbying funds should give we the people a receipt so we can at least determine who has paid them off . . .

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  32. Doesn't anyone think it's sad by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It doesn't bother anyone else that people in this country were seriously asking for UN observers for a US election?

    Politics has always been kind of an ugly business, but I don't remember a campaign in my lifetime that was so bitter, petty, angry, divisive and deliberately misleading. We have collectively sunk to the ethical level of Karl Rove.

    Not only do we not deserve a leadership position in the world, we are becoming ugly and pathetic. We are in real danger of turning into the richest third world country on the planet.

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    1. Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad by cbare · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Whaddya mean third world country?

      • rampant crony capitalism
      • giant national debt
      • devalued currency
      • pointless wars motivated by crackpot ideology
      • nominal democracy characterized by shakey elections

      Naaa that'll never happen here. This is America!


      p.s. in deibold we trust.

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    2. Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't that serious.I'm sure you know who these people are.....the Congressional Black Caucus and old-line "civil rights" groups.
      They are attempting to foment racial divisions for political power.This shit is rapidly losing its ability to fly.

    3. Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad by T23M · · Score: 1

      I agree, 110%. The "compassionate" party, the "diverse" party, the "open-minded" party, relies on creating racial rifts to gain votes. Then they turn around and preach equality, how they're just trying to get equal rights for everyone.

      With the exception of gays (in terms of unions), I'd say we have equal rights. That particular party is just interested in dividing America over racial differences and then spreading the misery. That's equality. Everyone is equally miserable.

      You ought to know which party I refer to. And I realize that, yes, I'm off-topic for the subject, but not for this particular thread.

      No trolling intended; just thought I'd put my two cents in. Take it how you like.

    4. Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad by snot+whistle · · Score: 1


      this sure isn't scary right now...

      Despotism

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    5. Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad by Harald74 · · Score: 1

      I think it is quite common for democracies to send observers to each other's election, regardless of if foul play is suspected or not. I now that here in Norway we have outside observers, and we are as democratic as anyone, I guess.

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  33. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > People like him are going to put Dubya back in the White
    > House.

    And this is a problem, why?

    (do try to answer without going into emotive name calling and twisting words. "scary" and "dipshit" and "allowed to vote" indeed)

  34. voting probs by Spark00 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    for our municipa elections here in Toronto we fill out a ballot (often with 20 or 30 candidates on it because for a couple hundred bucks any knob can get on the ballot), and what happens is you fill it out, then bring it to the 'box' which is a machine. it reads the pencil marks you've made, and if you've done it wrong it rejects it. It gives you a read out of your choices.

    this does a couple of things. one, it confirms your choice. (no more florida issues). and two, it automatically counts the vote. when the polls close, the total is uploaded to the central 'counting' station, and within minutes they have totals. the only timme we get into recounts is when the margin is so close that it triggers one.. in which case they manually count them.

    seems to work. paper & technolgy together . just a thought but there's no reason to get all weird about improving the voting system.

    one other thing i'd say is that having ONE voting system accross the entire system is not a bad idea. votind districts don't control it, the cheif electoral officer (municipal, provincial, or federal depending on the election) decides what system to use. that way if it's buggered up, it's buggered for everyone.

    now if we could only get rid of first past the post we'd be laughing.

    1. Re:voting probs by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Umm, was that introduced in the last election because I don't remember using anything like that. (Before it became part of Great Toronto, I lived in the lower dangling part of North York.)

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    2. Re:voting probs by printman · · Score: 1

      That's what we used to have in Maryland, but now we have Diebold machines... :(

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    3. Re:voting probs by Jardine · · Score: 1

      or our municipa elections here in Toronto we fill out a ballot (often with 20 or 30 candidates on it because for a couple hundred bucks any knob can get on the ballot), and what happens is you fill it out, then bring it to the 'box' which is a machine. it reads the pencil marks you've made, and if you've done it wrong it rejects it.

      The last municipal election we had here was sadly a vote by mail election. Too cheap to pay for polling stations I guess. I'm pretty sure the votes weren't tampered with (at least not by the incumbents) since almost everyone in power got the boot.

  35. Can someone explain? by hansonc · · Score: 1

    So can someone explain to me how Dave Barry has a better grasp on e-voting than anyone involved in buying these machines? I mean he's Dave Barry for god's sake, if his column doesn't have a poop/fart joke he thinks he's failed us all.

    1. Re:Can someone explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You do know that some of the people making these purchasing decisions have (a) very little computer knowledge and/or (b) are going to believe anything the nice salesman tells them becuase they've been mandated to pick an elecronic voting system by politicians who are deathly afraid of a manual-vote-count failure like FL in 2000.

      The fact that he knows that the system is vulnerable puts him in the 80% percentile of voter knowledge.

      Yes, he's a humorist, but he's a fairly smart guy Actually, to write mainstream/topical humor you have to be reasonably intellegent. Being on a selection commitee in a government office simply means you've been there long enough to have seniority to get to make decisions.

  36. Anonymous voting is a good concept... by ceeam · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... but why not do this nowdays: give me some "cookie" number when I vote and let me see later (via INet most probably) how have you really counted my voice. Can be done like this: I pull my voting blank from a pool of those (like in a lottery), there's an unique number on it that no-one knows but me. I can write it down to my notebook/PDA if I wish and you - when counting the votes - store to some DB that a given cookie number is registered as a vote for this or that candidate. You can also give me some kind of receipt so that if I find my vote has been messed up somehow I have something to proove it.

    1. Re:Anonymous voting is a good concept... by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I completely agree. Unfortunately, I've discussed this with some people who are very concerned about what might result. Specifically, employers, union bosses, or whoever, might demand to get that unique number, so that they can confirm you voted the way they want.

      Personally, I would tell anyone who demanded such information to stuff it, regardless of the consequences, and I'd want them thrown in jail immediately. But I do recognize that it's a tradeoff.

      A tradeoff, but one we desperately need. I was concerned on September 11, 2001, that the attacks would mean the end of democracy in America (what was left at the time). Electronic voting with Diebold's double booking is a clear sign of the end of representative democracy.

    2. Re:Anonymous voting is a good concept... by Eythian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea behind anonymous voting is to ensure that, even if they paid you or something, people don't know who you voted for. So they can attempt to buy votes but not know how it pays off, or not bother trying to buy votes at all. However, if you are provided with some way of seeing what you voted outside of the voting booth, then you can show someone else that you did indeed vote for Mickey Mouse as president like they told you, and they will pay you.

  37. You're absolutely right by theblacksun · · Score: 1
    Of course corruption within the corporation could screw things. That's where validation comes in.

    I wasn't saying that ROM is going to fix everything, that's stupid. I'm just saying it is possible to engineer a good electronic voting system, and ROM is an answer to the problem presented.

    Now allow me to elaborate on my vision. Obviously these voting machines are going to have to be validated. Several third parties should be involved in testing the system's reliability, security, etc. To which you could respond what if they're all being bought off. Well screw that, you're just going to have to assume you'll get at least one trustable firm. Don't forget that engineering companies have reputations, and releasing flawed critical systems is a good way to ruin it.

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    1. Re:You're absolutely right by back_pages · · Score: 2
      Don't forget that engineering companies have reputations, and releasing flawed critical systems is a good way to ruin it.

      Yeah, but nothing is illegal unless you get caught. The problem isn't HOW to perform the validation, the problem is that you NEED validation in the first place. Yes, people can burn your paper ballots and forge some replacements, but we have 225 years of dealing with that problem. We don't even have a reasonable handle on spam, identity theft, or porn pop-ups in elementary school library.

      It doesn't matter how tightly electronic voting is validated. You couldn't even print out the source code for the machine on every voting receipt - how can you trust that what was printed is what was actually compiled? It's a faulty idea. Punch paper; give a receipt; count paper. If someone is unable to punch paper, so sorry - that doesn't justify forcing the entire nation to vote using "magical boxes of trust and NO YOU CAN'T LOOK INSIDE IT! TRUST US!".

      Take a gander at PayPal - it's a concept similar to electronic voting and it has a history of foul ups. PayPal can't even help me buy a collectible PEZ dispenser without dicking me around, and now I'm supposed to trust a similar system in a national election? It's preposterous.

    2. Re:You're absolutely right by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, but nothing is illegal unless you get caught.

      If it's illegal, it's still illegal - there are just no consequences unless you're caught.

      And from what it sounds like, there is very few consequences from voter fraud.

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  38. 30 Second Commercial Spots by Izaak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The part I liked best was his rif on 30 second commercial spots. They do nothing to inform the voters, yet they are often the thing that swings the election. They are a primary reason money has become such a huge corrupting influence in politics. Like those Swift Boat Vet adds. They have been completely discredited, but many people will never learn that part of it and only remember the adds themselves. This is why I urge people to do a few google news searches and inform yourselves of the issues before going in the voting booth.

    1. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by cremes · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Like those Swift Boat Vet adds. They have been completely discredited, but many people will never learn that part of it and only remember the adds themselves.
      But they haven't been completely discredited.

      And since you didn't offer any proof of your assertion, I won't either. nyah nyah.

      cr
    2. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by goon+america · · Score: 1

      This is called the "sleeper effect" -- people remember messages better than the source, so if a source of a message is discredited, over time the message increases in credibility as people forgot who said it.

      Also, negative ads REALLY DO work. That is, after all, why they use them. For whatever reason, people have a "negativity" bias according to which they pay more attention to negative information, and remember it better later. It has shown that the primary effect is not winning votes for one side, but to dissuade the other side's would-be voters from showing up at the polls at all.

      Also, check out PBS's The 30 Second Candidate.

    3. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by Whyte · · Score: 1

      The only accusation that hasn't been disputed was Kerry's earlier claim to have been in Cambodia on Christmas, but after the Swift Boat ads his campain managers have been backing away from this claim.

      The other claims all involved combat, or more accurately, after action reports filed by various people. Many people right now believe that the differences of objective opinion are more largely due to the "fog of war" effect that occurs in a stressful environment like this. Primarily because outside of the sworn affedavit's that the Swift Boat group made, there hasn't been alot of concrete proof.

      It should be pointed out that this swings both ways however since Kerry has no concrete proof that his version of events is true either. If he did, he would take the Swift Boats group to court over the accusations in those sworn affedavit's and sue them for liable and slander thus ending this debate.

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    4. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by RussP · · Score: 1

      Let's consider the *undisputed* facts. Kerry spent 4 months on a Swift Boat (including one month in training). He received 3 purple hearts and a Bronze and Silver Star (if I recall correctly). His most severe wound was treated with a dab of ointment and a band-aid. Now, if you don't sense something very fishy, something is seriously wrong with your judgment.

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    5. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For whatever reason, people have a "negativity" bias according to which they pay more attention to negative information, and remember it better later.
      I would submit that the reason is evolutionary. Remembering negative information could save your life - for example, you may have a vague memory of a meal that tastes good, but if you see someone eat a certain kind of berries and die, you'll probably remember which berries they ate.

    6. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by Izaak · · Score: 1

      Let's consider the *undisputed* facts. Kerry spent 4 months on a Swift Boat (including one month in training). He received 3 purple hearts and a Bronze and Silver Star (if I recall correctly). His most severe wound was treated with a dab of ointment and a band-aid. Now, if you don't sense something very fishy, something is seriously wrong with your judgment.

      Yes, let's examine the undisputed facts. Kerry spent four months in Vietnam (four months more than Bush). He received 5 metals (5 more than Bush). Kerry didn't exactly just grab those metals from a bin at the PX, his superiors had to decide they were deserved. Ok, so maybe you think Kerry should have lost a limb or something before he got his purple hearts. The Navy does not agree with you, but you are welcome to your opinion. This still does not wash away the facts that he was awarded both the bronze and silver stars.

      Again, if you really want to know the truth about how those metals were awarded, you can read the complete military records and interviews with the witnesses (including the swift boat vets for truth) at the non-partisan voter's advocacy site factcheck.org. They lay it all out quite clearly.

    7. Re:30 Second Commercial Spots by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Let's consider the *undisputed* facts. Bush was supposed to show for duty with the Alabama national guard. There's no record he ever reported for duty. No remembers him showing up for duty. In fact, several people have gone on record as saying they remember him not being there. Bush was never penalized for failing to complete his duty or compelled into active service.

      Now, if you don't sense something very fishy, something is seriously wrong with your judgment.

  39. Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 by xyloplax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

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    1. Re:Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Minor correction:

      Yog-Sothoth is running in the VP slot for the Cthulhu campaign this year I believe.

      Jedidiah

    2. Re:Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no.

      I say we go back and get Bill 'n' Opus to run again.

    3. Re:Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 by renimar · · Score: 1

      Then you'd like the Republicans for Voldemort shirt these guys do.

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    4. Re:Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend has a bunch of bumper stickers on her car: one of them is a "W '04" sticker, and another is a "Republicans for Voldemort" sticker. When I asked her about them, she told me said that she just likes confusing people.

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  40. Republicans are so super smart... by Guuge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that they whine about an 'intellectual elite' while calling everyone but themselves stupid.

    Remember, you can't love America if you hate Americans.

  41. Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Say you have 10 candidates. So you set up 100,000 voting stations across the country (I am not an American). At each station you have 100 (10 rolls x ten booths to allow 10 people to vote at the same time) extremely large rolls of paper tape encased into a transparent plastic cover. The paper rolls are of different color. The paper tape has candidate's name printed on it over and over again on the face side. On the other side of the name there is a number printed as a bar code binary format and in a decimal format, this is a sequential number that identifies the paper roll, and the position of this number within the roll.

    As a person enters a booth, (s)he sees 10 buttons, of which only one can be pressed at once and once a button is pressed the other buttons are deactivated until the next person enters the booth. Once a button is pressed, the voter can see a candidate's name cut off from a corresponding tape, the piece of paper falls into a box.

    So now by the end of election with this particular setup you have the following:

    1. 100 boxes with papers on them in each voting location.
    2. 100 tape enclosures with some tape left on them.

    So now to count just look at the end of the tape, the last sequential number must tell you how many votes were cast for this particular candidate.

    The boxes and the tapes must be stored seperately for a recount purposes.

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    Here is how to make counting of the totals possible:

    Have a website where the people doing the local counts login into and post their numbers against their voting location.

    These numbers must be accessible by all, the person who just submitted them will see them on the site and if something funny happens to them (like they change one way or another) then have the local news notified.

    This website should be well secured though. Please.

    1. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And goddamn it, to make it impossible for someone to run a program that just rotates through one roll of paper and fills up a box with Bush's name on it, make sure that you count how many people voted at this location and how many papers were cut off.

      Maybe cutting of the papers off should be a half manual process to make this scenario even less likely.

    2. Re:Rolls of paper tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No good. Someone could determine how a person voted by looking at the number of the next tab to be cut off of each roll before and after the voter casts his ballot.

      Also, this doesn't do much good in preventing fraud. The idea of having voters verify their votes is that they can get it corrected if it's recorded incorrectly. In what you describe, the verification happens as the candidates name is dropped into the box with the other cast votes. The voter has to check that the right name drops in, but what if it doesnt? Are you going to allow poll workers to reach in the box and remove a vote? That sounds like a horribly bad idea! I could go in, vote for candidate A, see candidate A's name drop in, then go tell the poll worker that I meant to vote for candidate A but candidate B's name got dropped in. Then the worker would remove a B vote and add (ANOTHER!) A vote. I'd effectively be voting TWICE for A AND removing a B vote!

    3. Re:Rolls of paper tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system you propose, in addition to being elegant, simple to use, and difficult to compromise, would also make a transition to Approval Voting (http://electionmethods.org/approved.htm) easy.

      With approval voting, you simply check off all acceptable candidates. It's like a really simple version of run-off voting, and it's superior to the one-candidate-only method currently used. There's no such thing as splitting the vote when using the approval voting method.

    4. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You know what? If you are in a booth and you see 10 rolls of paper and on one of them you see your candidate's name and you push a button in front of that name and that name gets cut off and dropped into a box and *then* you realize you just pushed a wrong button..... then tough. You are brain dead and brain dead people cannot vote, so if you drop a wrong name into a box then maybe your candidate should not win the election since he is supported by brain dead people. How about that?

      Also clearly booths should be designed in a way that would prohibit the officials who run the elections to see which candidate the voter selected from outside of the booth, and these officials should not be allowed to go inside the booth until the elections are over (that is if you are worried that someone may find out who you voted for and somehow I don't share the view that this info must be protected at all costs.)

    5. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I guess you are right.

      Also, when the totals are submitted to the site, I think it would make sence to log the number read from the end of each tape that was used in the elections.

      This way it will be even more difficult to screw up the elections, the tape number and the last number on the tape after election will be stored on the website, the remnants of the tapes could be stored in the Library of Congress and the boxes with the cut off names could be stored in the main libraries of each state (at least for a number of years.)

    6. Re:Rolls of paper tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, dipshit. What if the MACHINE fucks up? The point of voter verification is so you can check that the machine did what you wanted it to. If you can see that it just fucked up but there's no recourse, what's the difference from a system that doesn't even show you what happened?

      In your system, if you DO allow a guy to protest the machine's action, you're open to fraud.

      Plus, this idea is way too convoluted. Why not just use regular paper ballots??

    7. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, you are the DIPSHIT. There is no single machine, you, dumbass. There are 10 seperate paper cutters, get it? How can 10 seperate paper cutting units fuck up in a way that would cast a wrong vote for you I don't know, maybe you can explain, you retard.

      1 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      2 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      3 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      4 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      5 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      6 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      7 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      8 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      9 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      10 Paper cutting machine + 1 button.

      You push the wrong button on a wrong paper cutting machine you don't get to fix your actions.

    8. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Plus, this idea is way too convoluted. Why not just use regular paper ballots?? - oh, unary math is too convoluted of an idea? This is the most basic idea of all ideas ever. Ever. 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 etc. There is no fancy 1 OR the other 1 OR the other one etc. This system is not even based on base 10 numbers, not even on base 2 numbers. It's base 1 numbers, there is nothing simpler in the universe.

    9. Re:Rolls of paper tape by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and simple ballots require much much much longer counting times and are not as accurate as the proposed method, where the is only a need to read the last number on each roll, subtract 1 and there you have the number of votes cast from this roll for the candidate whose name is on that roll.

      Compare the totals on the rolls to the total number of voters who visited that location and you are done.

    10. Re:Rolls of paper tape by GeorgeH · · Score: 1

      Question: What happens when someone wants to change their vote?

      Under current systems, you're allowed to make choices and then once you're ready you submit your vote. If you have a problem with the ballot or, lord help you, the touchscreen, you can get an election worker to help you out. Or you can change your mind and start over.

      How would your system accommodate that?

      Also, what happens when there's a mechanical failure?

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  42. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can determine the political influence of two people involved in a discussion about candidates very simple."

    You can determine who is an average Bush supporter by checking grammar. Those who say "simple" when they should say "simply" are for Bush.

    If they were smarter, they wouldn't vote for Bush. But dumb people need representation too, right?

  43. Re:Democrats are too dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all these fscking problems.

    Please refrain from using such language, children could be reading...

  44. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    > People like him are going to put Dubya back in the White
    > House.


    And this is a problem, why?

    If you havent found out, then your head is inside a hole in the ground and nothing I tell you will make you understand reality.

  45. Huh? by theblacksun · · Score: 1
    The problem isn't HOW to perform the validation, the problem is that you NEED validation in the first place.

    All systems, electronic or otherwise need validation. When you vote conventionally, how can you confirm that the ballot is lined up correctly, or the counters are properly calibrated? You have to trust that the current system and that someone went around and made sure all the ducks are in a row.

    The analog of this process the in the electronic voting systems would be much more complex. This isn't just validation making sure the systems can't be tampered with. This also includes making sure it doesn't have a logical hiccup and forget your vote, or what if the power dies in the middle of your ballet.

    Just because you personally can't imagine a valid solution to this problem doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Although the design of this theoretical system is fraught with difficulties, I've produced solutions to all of the issues you've brought up.

    Comparing a service like paypal to the uptight, anal assed stand-alone systems I'm describing is very flawed logic. Try again.

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    1. Re:Huh? by back_pages · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just because you personally can't imagine a valid solution to this problem doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

      Yes, you're right, but that is not the problem.

      The problem is that there is no feasible way to prove that the instructions in main memory on every voting machine corresponds, without exception, to the source code on a piece of paper.

      You can't trust the compiler:
      http://wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/Back_door
      You can't trust the hardware - it would be trivial to implement instructions that dump the "right" code from memory while running something else.

      Never in history has society had a need to mistrust their computers. They have always been tools built and instructed to help us out. If it fucks up, well we must have misused the tool. Electronic Voting is an entirely different use for computers and very few people understand the subtle difference. This is the first time in history where something critical is being trusted to computers while someone else has something to gain by misusing the tool.

      A hammer is a hammer, but when for the first time I'm holding the nail with my fingers and giving you the hammer. And what the fuck for? Because a handful of people can't handle the paper system? Hell, let that handful of people use the electronic voting system. I'll be voting by paper (absentee if necessary) until I die.

    2. Re:Huh? by theblacksun · · Score: 1
      The problem is that there is no feasible way to prove that the instructions in main memory on every voting machine corresponds, without exception, to the source code on a piece of paper.

      If you use ROM for the code as I suggested, and these identical rom cards are already mass produced, then where's the problem? Consumer groups could validate the instructions and you'd have voting chips.

      How the hell are you going to dump the "right" code from memory when you're using rom? Assuming intel-style achitecture you could implement CS and IP (Code Segment and Instruction Pointer) register limitations making it impossible to execute instructions outside of the ROM. With care taken to ensure main memory clears every new ballet things are looking pretty deterministic to me.

      Now keep in mind I don't think we're ready for computerized voting yet, but a well-made electronic voting system will increase accuracy and decrease cheating in elections. Whether is is 4,10, or 20 years down the road it is coming and could smooth things out in the long run.

      But first you have to take care of the problems.

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    3. Re:Huh? by back_pages · · Score: 1
      The ROM solution is the best I've heard thus far, but it still suffers from the validation problems.

      The use of consumer groups (I presume you mean something like a citizens watchdog group rather than a consumer advocacy group, which is almost inherently politically biased) means that the "eyes" won't be on the system when it is actually in use. Will the ROM chips be physically secure? Will the manufacturing process be secure? Is the watchdog group going to travel to location and ensure that the ROM they examined is actually what is being manufactured?

      ALL of this is off-site validation, for lack of a better term, and all of this is a down-grade from the paper voting system. Am I supposed to approve of all of this potential for crooked elections because a handful of people are confused by the paper ballots? Electronic voting is a solution in search of a problem, and it isn't even a good solution. The only advantage to electronic voting that I can see is the jobs created by its adoption, but like a lot of military spending, it's just pissing money into the wind.

    4. Re:Huh? by dspeyer · · Score: 1
      I think most of us would accept a well-designed e-voting system, which had been cross-checked by multiple independant teams of qualified engineers and field-tested electing a figurehead for 2600. The current batch of voting machines have failed tests like these dismally, and have no practical chance of getting cleaned up by November. Anyone who's programmed knows that building a reliable system takes time: time to do it right and time to test it thoroughly. If the best engineers had been working nonstop since 2000, we might have been ready by now, but they weren't, so we aren't, and we won't be in November.

      I personally feal that even if the engineering were right, Diebold would still be disqualified unless they handed over all operations to someone else who'd had the chance to double-check the code (and hardware), because elections should be handled by those committed to neutrality (or, at least, a team with competing sides represented), not by someoen who is "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next [sic] year.".

    5. Re:Huh? by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      If we must have electronic voting, I suppose it could be done properly. Have an auditor supervise the process of randomly grabbing a machine off Dell's assembly line, code defensively to the point of paranoia and then test the crap out of the software, use read-only media, seal the cases with tamper-evident tape, and store them in a perpetually supervised environment. After the election, randomly examine the machines for tampering, and so on. All this because the workings of an electronic computer, unlike a manual or electromechanical system, cannot be observed without special equipment.

      It does seem easier, though, to use electronic systems to print a paper ballot, so that you have much less complexity that you have to trust.

  46. Re:Okay, admit. by wheany · · Score: 1

    Your question assumes that I sometimes cease picking my nose.

  47. Time to update your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "You can lead a geek to water, but you can't make 'em take a bath!"

  48. Re:Ours are as crazy as theirs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever modded the parent post insightful needs to be beaten with the clue stick until the two functional braincells they have left are sufficently realigned to form a synapse.

    Maybe then they will realize what a bunch of paranoid drivel this is.

    The parent's rambling is a perfect example of what its like to talk to a sociopath. Lots of emotional language with no real content.

  49. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by netsharc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Argh, I fail to see how GWB is making the US a safer place. The US has now gone 3 years without a terrorist attack. Gee, I think there wasn't an attack between 11 Sept 1998 and 10 Sept 2001, was there?

    If anything, Bush is making it a lot worse, what he's done is create a lot of anger against the US, and anger creates extremists. Attacking Afghanistan was right, but attacking Iraq? Abu-Ghraib isn't exactly creating a lot of sympathy points for the soldiers (who bloody cares who's responsible for it, the soldiers or Rumsfeld, Americans are all the same, in the viewpoint of (probably) the majority of the Islam world.

    No, "Oh, we can just kill them", is not a solution.

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  50. Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 4, Informative


    But they haven't been completely discredited.
    And since you didn't offer any proof of your assertion, I won't either. nyah nyah.

    Several of the original swift boat vets for thruth members have recanted their stories. Other vets have come forward saying they were interviewed by the organization, but their testimony was not used becuase it confirmed John Kerry's story (which matches official Navy records). There is even video footage of one of the swift boat vets for truth completely contradicting his current story; eight years ago he praised Kerry and described Kerry's heroism under enemy fire. Rather than reproduce all the sources here, I will refer you to the great work done at FactCheck.org. They have a well researched and footnoted analysis of the swiftboat claims:

    Fact Check looks into Swift Vets.

    There has also been huge amounts of evidence that the sift boat vets for thruth have direct ties to the Bush campaign (a violation of campaign finance law if true). The web off connections has been document in the New Your Times as well as various web sites.

    Cheers,

    Thad

    1. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Whyte · · Score: 1

      There has also been huge amounts of evidence that the sift boat vets for thruth have direct ties to the Bush campaign (a violation of campaign finance law if true). The web off connections has been document in the New Your Times as well as various web sites.

      Yep, legal counsel for the Bush campaign and Swift Boats for Justice shared the same lawyer.

      Of course it later came out that the Kerry Campaign and MoveOn.org shared the same lawyer too when this same Kerry/MoveOn.org lawyer publically defended the Bush/Swift Boat lawyer's ability to act independently while handling both accounts.

      Though probably this was to cover his own ass as well.

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    2. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by ptbarnett · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      There has also been huge amounts of evidence that the sift boat vets for thruth have direct ties to the Bush campaign (a violation of campaign finance law if true).

      The same can be said for MoveOn and Kerry's campaign Personally, I think the Swift Boat controversy is a non-issue. What people should really be asking Kerry is what really happened in Kansas City in 1971, as he has been changing his story whenever confronted with a contradicting account.

      If there was even a hint that Bush has been involved in a conspiracy to murder US Senators, the mainstream media would be dogging him until he resigned. Even if Kerry did indeed resign in disgust after the plan was voted down, one has to wonder why a man who now wants to be President didn't immediately report the plot to the FBI.

    3. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      The guy who praised Kerry 8 years ago and changed his tune recently had relied on Kerry's own dishonest report when he praised him. He has clarified this, but the media has ignored his clarification because it goes against their agenda.

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    4. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 1

      The guy who praised Kerry 8 years ago and changed his tune recently had relied on Kerry's own dishonest report when he praised him. He has clarified this, but the media has ignored his clarification because it goes against their agenda.

      This argument only has merit if Kerry's version of the story was truly dishonest, but the evidence shows otherwise.

    5. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 2, Informative

      If there was even a hint that Bush has been involved in a conspiracy to murder US Senators, the mainstream media would be dogging him until he resigned. Even if Kerry did indeed resign in disgust after the plan was voted down, one has to wonder why a man who now wants to be President didn't immediately report the plot to the FBI.

      I just read the article you pointed to, and I think you misrepresent it. Nothing was ever 'voted on'. Lets quote the relevant part.

      At this meeting, a VVAW member named Scott Camil advocated the assassination of certain politicians who favored continuing the war, including Senators Strom Thurmond, John Stennis, and John Tower. This idea was quickly shouted down and was never seriously discussed.

      Yup, some plot Kerry was involved in. I agree though, this election is spending too much time on events that happened decades ago and not enough on the hear and now.

    6. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      This has all been fully vetted, and you have fallen for a scam. The reports that corroborate Kerry's version originated with Kerry himself. And many times more of Kerry's fellow sailors have disputed his version than have agreed with it. The guy who he supposedly saved was in no position to know exactly what was going on.

      And the notion that 200+ sailors in Kerry's peer group and chain of command would lie about this is patently ridiculous. If Kerry came anywhere near actually *earning* all those medals, they would be praising him regardless of his or their politics. They certainly would not be orchestrating a massive lie campaign for some Republican fatcat.

      Read Unfit for Command, and think for yourself. Just thinking for yourself given the undisputed facts would be a good start.

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    7. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course it later came out that the Kerry Campaign and MoveOn.org shared the same lawyer too when this same Kerry/MoveOn.org lawyer publically defended the Bush/Swift Boat lawyer's ability to act independently while handling both accounts.

      MoveOn.org was created during the Clinton administration by a couple of married computer professionals. Its original purpose was to organize a petition to skip the impeachment of the President so the country could 'move on' to more important issues. It has since grown, taken on new goals, and attracted the attention of various notable liberals, including George Soros (who donated a sizable chunk of money to them). While there has been some movement of staff between MoveOn and other liberal organizations, it seems to be mainly in the direction of Democratic candidates hiring away people who have shown talent as a volunteer.

      Contrast this with the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, which was only recently created to take down John Kerry, and which has many ties to Karl Rove and the Bush Campaign. It shows all the tipical fingerprints of a Rove operation, even using many of the same people he used when attacking John McCain in the primaries. There was a wonderful New York Times graphic showing all the links to the Bush Campaign... I wish now that I had bookmarked it. I probably still have it in my email at work and could post it tomorrow if anyone is interested.

    8. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 1

      This has all been fully vetted, and you have fallen for a scam. The reports that corroborate Kerry's version originated with Kerry himself. And many times more of Kerry's fellow sailors have disputed his version than have agreed with it. The guy who he supposedly saved was in no position to know exactly what was going on.

      Have you even read the analysis at FactCheck.org? Let me remind you that factcheck is a non-partisan voter advocacy group affiliated with the Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania. They have often been as equally critical of Democrats as they have of Republicans. They have a very detailed analysis of this issue. It even includes PDF's of all the signed affidavits, the military citations, and interviews with the various parties involved.

      Read Unfit for Command, and think for yourself. Just thinking for yourself given the undisputed facts would be a good start.

      Unfit for Command does make some very damning claims about Kerry, but I find it interesting that they come primarily from people who did not serve with him directly. In comparison, the men who served on his boat with him support his side of the story (the same story supported by military records).

      I do believe that many of the vets bashing Kerry have a real ax to grind, but it appears to come from his criticism of the war after he got home rather than how he served when was there. Stir in some partisan politics and watch the mudslinging begin.

      Trust me, I plan on turning just as critical an eye to the new Texans for Truth add that is coming out. I expect it will have equally partisan roots.

      Cheees

    9. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1


      Unfit for Command does make some very damning claims about Kerry, but I find it interesting that they come primarily from people who did not serve with him directly. In comparison, the men who served on his boat with him support his side of the story (the same story supported by military records).

      It comes from his fellow Swift Boat commanders who were in the other boats in his group. The idea that they did not serve "directly" with him is nonsense. Also, note that the men on his boat who are supporting him served with him for a few weeks at most. The one who served the longest, Steve Gardner, says he's a liar.

      Here's another interesting question. Has anyone looked into possible payoffs to the handful of men who are supporting him? At least a couple of them have apparently quit their day jobs to campaign with him full time. I wish I could afford to do something like that!

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    10. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      RussP wrote: "Read Unfit for Command, and think for yourself."

      Let's see here...your advice is to read some smear book by a kooky partisan nutjob and that will help you "think for yourself". Are you for real? Are you serious?

      That's like saying, "Listen to Rush Limbaugh and think for yourself".

      Get a grip, my friend. People who think for themselves do not give any credence to partisan smear jobs from either side.

    11. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      So Kerry's entire peer group of Swift Boat commanders and chain of command was a "kooky partisan nutjob"? And you know that how? Oh, you just assumed it. That's exactly what I thought.

      Just for the record, these guys came together spontaneously as soon as they realized that Kerry had a shot at the presidency. They were only funded later to get their message out. And unlike Moveon.org, which is largely funded by some wacko billionaire, the vast majority of funding for the Swift Vets is from the average Joe. Last I heard, that's exactly how Free speech is supposed to work.

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    12. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 1

      It comes from his fellow Swift Boat commanders who were in the other boats in his group. The idea that they did not serve "directly" with him is nonsense. Also, note that the men on his boat who are supporting him served with him for a few weeks at most. The one who served the longest, Steve Gardner, says he's a liar.

      Would this be the same Steve Gardner who also admitted he was not actually on the boat during the times Kerry earned his metals? Gardner claims that Kerry did not deserve the bronze star for saving lieutenant Jim Rassmann, but Gardner was not on the boat during that incident. Perhaps we should instead listen to someone who was there. Mr. Rassmann has this to say:

      Rassmann said he recommended Kerry for the Silver Star for that action, and learned only later that the Bronze Star had been awarded instead. "To this day I still believe he deserved the Silver Star for his courage," he wrote. Rassmann described himself as a retired lieutenant with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. "I am a Republican, and for more than 30 years I have largely voted for Republicans," Rassmann said. But he said Kerry "will be a great commander in chief."

      The swift boat vets for truth have tried to claim that Kerry's boat was not under fire during the events, despite what the public record says. Assuming partisan leanings or back room deals might influence someone's recollection, it would be best to take the word of a witness who was independently contacted by a neutral third party. Thankfully we have just that.

      On Aug. 22 the Washington Post quoted a new eyewitness in support of Kerry's version. The Post said it had independently contacted Wayne D. Langhofer, who manned a machine gun aboard PCF-43, the boat directly behind Kerry's, and that Langhofer said he distinctly remembered the "clack, clack, clack" of enemy AK-47 assault rifles.

    13. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by Izaak · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, these guys came together spontaneously as soon as they realized that Kerry had a shot at the presidency. They were only funded later to get their message out. And unlike Moveon.org, which is largely funded by some wacko billionaire, the vast majority of funding for the Swift Vets is from the average Joe. Last I heard, that's exactly how Free speech is supposed to work.

      So what exactly makes George Soros as a 'wacko billionaire'? If he was conservative instead of liberal would he be 'eccentric' instead? BTW, while he is the largest contributor to MoveOn, he has contributed less than 2 million of the over 17 million they have collected from individual donors.

      As for the Swift Boat Vets... I still assert that this 'spontaneous' group has Karl Roves fingerprints all over it. FactCheck discusses some of this, but they are more concerned with the validity of the assertions being made. Others have discussed the Swift Boat / Rove Bush link in more depth, and some web searching will likely turn up the conspiracy theories if you are really curious.

    14. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      You, my friend, are hopeless and delusional. The nonsense your write is not worthy of debate. Take your own advice and think for yourself.

    15. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      That's like saying, "Listen to Rush Limbaugh and think for yourself".

      You should try it sometime. Rush is usually (but not always) right. That's why he has 20,000,000 listeners, and they are not all dummies.

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    16. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      You, my friend, are hopeless and delusional. The nonsense your write is not worthy of debate.

      I guess that's how a liberal wins a debate. Insult your "friend," and declare that his viewpoint is not even worthy of your consideration. Fortunately, the polls show that the public is starting to see through this ruse.

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    17. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      RussP wrote: "Rush is usually (but not always) right. That's why he has 20,000,000 listeners, and they are not all dummies."

      What you mean by "right" is that you agree with his point of view. Do not confuse a point of view with facts. Some people love to hear someone on the radio say things that reinforce their own point of view. That is not thinking for yourself.

      You know, more than 20,000,000 agreed with Hitler, too. Does that prove that he was "right". And, I could use the your argument to prove that Michael Moore is "right" as well. If I did, you would go ballistic.

      Take your own advice, think for yourself. Turn off the TV and the radio. Quit reading propaganda and think for yourself.

    18. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      Wow, so you now admit that what you have is a point of view. A minute ago, you had the "facts" which you backed up with dubious sources. Progress. Nice.

      Now, turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put down the election year propaganda book, quit monitoring the polls, quit labeling others based on your unsubstantiated assumptions and take your own advice. Think for yourself.

    19. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      Here are the basic facts, my friend. John Kerry served for four months on the Swift boats (one month of which was for training). He received three purple heart awards, a Bronze Star, and a Silver Star. I'll bet that's more medals in a shorter time than any military man in history -- certainly one who was never seriously injured. He never suffered any "injury" beyond what my 8-year-old boy got a few weeks ago (and my boy didn't even cry). After three purple hearts he went home. A little fishy, no?

      If you'd open your eyes for a minute, you'd realize that you're the one who is hopeless if you buy all that as legitimate. And you'd realize that when 200+ of his peers and superiors say he's a phoney, it shouldn't be a major stretch to think that they just might be right. And you just might not know which end is up.

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    20. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      I just read the article you pointed to, and I think you misrepresent it. Nothing was ever 'voted on'. Lets quote the relevant part.

      I think you should read the rest of the other article:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_Veterans_Agai nst_the_War

      During a meeting in Kansas City in mid November 1971, a proposal to assassinate several senators was put forth according to Randy Barnes, current head of Missouri Veterans for Kerry. Scott Camil a radical key leader of Vietnam Veterans Against the War proposed the assassination of the most conservative members of Congress, as well as any other powerful opponents of the antiwar movement.

      According to interviews with VVAW members who were present at the Kansas City meeting, Camil organized something he called "The Phoenix Project." The original Phoenix Project during the Vietnam War was an attempt to destroy the Viet Cong leadership by targeted assassination. Mr. Camil's Phoenix Project planned to execute the Southern senatorial leadership that was backing the war including John Tower, Strom Thurmond, and John Stennis. The assignations were to be executed during the Senate Christmas recess.

      The plan was voted down, although the closeness of the vote is debated. Although John Kerry claims he had resigned from the organization prior to the Kansas City meeting, one account indicates Kerry was present for the vote, voted against it, and simultaneously resigned from the organization in disgust.

      And if you follow the links from the article you quoted:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry_VVAW_contr oversy

      You'll find the source of that particular account:

      There, according to six eyewitnesses interviewed by the Sun, the plan was discussed and voted down, with Mr. Kerry speaking out against it, although there is disagreement about how narrow the margin of defeat was. On the third day of the meeting, Mr. Kerry and three other people resigned from their posts as national coordinators of VVAW.

      Yup, some plot Kerry was involved in. I agree though, this election is spending too much time on events that happened decades ago and not enough on the hear and now.

      Kerry is has insisted on making his Vietnam service a centerpiece of his campaign. So, he shouldn't be surprised if that and his other activities during that period come under closer scrutiny. Of course, Bush has plenty of skeletons in his closet as well. But, if one insists on making character the deciding issue in this campaign, I think Kerry is on the losing side.

      However, I think the attacks on "character" are a smokescreen for both sides to divert attention from the political issues. I wouldn't vote for either one of them, based on their record as politicians. And I suspect that a lot of people would make a similar choice, if they weren't distracted by the political entertainment that masquerades as "news".

      Bush has disappointed a lot of his core political supporters, and the Democrats have once again fallen for the fantasy of Camelot and have nominated another Massachusetts liberal for President (that worked well against the elder Bush). If there were a "None of the Above" choice that was truly binding and forced a new election with new candidates, I think it would win.

    21. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      I guess that's how a liberal wins a debate. Insult your "friend," and declare that his viewpoint is not even worthy of your consideration.

      Or moderate your posting as "flamebait" because you can't dispute the point.

    22. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      MoveOn.org was created during the Clinton administration by a couple of married computer professionals. Its original purpose was to organize a petition to skip the impeachment of the President so the country could 'move on' to more important issues.

      MoveOn.org originally claimed to be bipartisan. You can see it yourself in their FAQ at the time:

      What was Censure And Move On?

      Censure and Move On was a bipartisan group of concerned citizens organizing around a single cause: reaching closure on the Clinton scandal.

      It has since grown, taken on new goals, and attracted the attention of various notable liberals, including George Soros (who donated a sizable chunk of money to them).

      In other words, MoveOn.org demonstrated they weren't bipartisan at all. I sometimes wonder how many of their original "members" are kicking themselves for falling for it.

    23. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      "I'll bet..."? "...a little fishy..."

      Those are not a facts, that's speculation and opinion. Jeez. You can't even be honest with yourself, can you?

      Here's the facts:

      Fact: Bush did not go to Vietnam. He specifically requested he not be sent to Vietnam.

      Fact: Kerry volunteered to go to Vietnam and did go to Vietnam and saw combat.

      Point of view: Bush is a pussy. Kerry has a fat set of balls.

    24. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      I really don't have time to waste on this, but I'll try to cure you of your ignorance.

      Bush flew an F-102 full time for something like 3 years, well beyond his minimal required commitment. The F-102 was a notorously dangerous aircraft, and several of Bush's fellow pilots crashed and burned right here in North America. He was in more danger than today's pilots in Iraq ever were, and quite possibly more than today's groundtroops are (I haven't done the calculation).

      When Bush joined the guard, F-102 pilots from his very squadron were in Viet Nam. It was not a guaranteed out of the war. Bush even volunteered to go the Viet Nam, but he was not sent.

      Kerry did got several deferments, then he joined the Naval Reserve, where he thought he was unlikely to see combat.

      Kerry is a dickless self-promoter who has climbed his way to the top on the backs of his fellow soldiers whom he slandered, using his phony medals for influence and cover every step of the way. But he is about the take his party into a well-deserved bloodbath at the polls.

      I'll be laughing all the way.

      Bye bye.

      --
      I watch Brit Hume on Fox News
    25. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      Boy, you will go to any lengths to try and prove that a draft-dodger is more heroic than actual veteran of war. That is just amazing to me.

      Look, if you like Bush, great. Vote for him because you believe he will pass legislation that will benefit you and support causes you believe in.

      But, to try and sell the guy based on his military record is just so ludicrous it's insane.

      I revert to my earlier assessment. You are delusional.

    26. Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited by RussP · · Score: 1

      You are pathetically ignorant. Don't worry, it's common these days, particularly on slashdot. I'll bet you trust Dan Rather for objective, reliable news, and Michael Moore for unbiased commentary.

      By the way, I forgot to mention something else you are no doubt ignorant of. The period when Bush was supposedly absent from service (never mind that several of his colleagues have discredited this notion) was when the war winding down and the ANG had way too many pilots and was agressively trying to get rig of them. So even if he "deserted", they would have been happy.

      Also, if you read Unfit for Command you will be acutely embarrassed by your support of Kerry. I guarantee it.

      --
      I watch Brit Hume on Fox News
  51. From Dave's July-30th essay by JYavner · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    SPEAKER: . . . and THAT, my fellow Democrats, is why we must defeat this lying fascist criminal war-mongering scum-sucking vermin toad, who, in the interest of remaining positive, I am not going to mention by name.
    This explains why electronic voting is not a good idea right now. Diebold is in bed with a lying fascist criminal war-mongering president. I hope the international observers (plus Jimmy Carter) can catch him on some election irregularities--then other countries would be justified in not recognizing Bush's government after January.

    1. Re:From Dave's July-30th essay by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you're accurate in calling it Bush's government...

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  52. Can see it from a mile away by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
    So this year many states are switching to electronic voting machines, which use computer technology -- the same reliable, foolproof technology we use in the newspaper industry to wwr _)(%$@!@hkjhou((*7**%$ ERROR ERROR DELETING EVERYTHING FROM DAWN OF TIME

    A window user's cry for help?

    1. Re:Can see it from a mile away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Dave Barry is a stinkin' Mac user. Probably a commie too.

  53. Receipts are good by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Giving receipts out encourages vote buying - people standing on street corners promising $50 in exchange for a Bush receipt.
    This is the worst argument against reciepts I've ever heard. Unfortunately, it is also the most common, and also the "offical" objection. Let's drive a stake through it right now, shall we?

    On the one hand, if we give receipts, someone might buy some votes. Now, in order to have this effect the ellection, they have to let people know about it before they vote. Otherwise they are just paying people to vote for X when they would have (and did) vote for X anyway. They would just be wasting their money. Likewise, they'd have to let their offer to buy votes for X be known to people who wouldn't have otherwise voted for X--just telling the faithful doesn't help. And to make any difference they would have to tell a large enough number of people to swing the vote--and they don't know beforehand how close it will be, so they'll have to err on the side of "caution" and tell lots of people.

    On the other hand, without receipts, an electronic election can by twisted any which way by just fudging the data in the system--with closed source software, this could be done by a single individual or a very small group of people, with no need to tell anyone who isn't already commited.

    So, on the one hand, we have the possibility of a conspiracy that can only work if it is announced beforehand to a large number of people at least some of whom probably don't agree with its goals, and on the other hand the possibility of a conspiracy that can be carried out in secret by a very small group of insiders.

    Which would you be more worried about?

    -- MarkusQ

    1. Re:Receipts are good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we have the possibility of a conspiracy that can only work if it is announced beforehand to a large number of people at least some of whom probably don't agree with its goals

      You underestimate the power of word of mouth. This wouldn't nessecarily be a universal offer. Obviously there would be no website or central hotline. But start spreading the word in poor neighborhoods, and you'll find takers.
      Of coarse whoever doing it would have to have minimal connections to whichever party they are supporting, as there would always be a risk of being caught.

      You also rule out the possibility of an oppressive government. While it is currently exremely unlikely, there's always the possibility that some administration at some date would embark on a serious voter intimidation campaign, demanding to see voter receipts. Election regulations should always be written assuming that the worst is possible.

      But overall I agree that the bigger threat is the inherant insecurity in "modern" election machines.

    2. Re:Receipts are good by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the power of word of mouth. This wouldn't nessecarily be a universal offer. Obviously there would be no website or central hotline. But start spreading the word in poor neighborhoods, and you'll find takers. Of coarse whoever doing it would have to have minimal connections to whichever party they are supporting, as there would always be a risk of being caught.
      Exactly the sort of situation in which a bounty "for information leading to arrest and conviction" could be very effective. Word of mouth is a double edged sword; big conspiracies just don't work.
      You also rule out the possibility of an oppressive government. While it is currently exremely unlikely, there's always the possibility that some administration at some date would embark on a serious voter intimidation campaign, demanding to see voter receipts. Election regulations should always be written assuming that the worst is possible.
      So it's better to have an oppressive government that can cook the books however it wants, without taking any publicly visible action? I think not. A voter intimidation campaign like you're suggesting would also create enourmous resentment.

      -- MarkusQ

  54. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Whyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were smarter, they wouldn't vote for Bush. But dumb people need representation too, right?

    Aside from the parent being an obvious Troll, this is a perfect example of what is wrong with most politicians. The parent is likely a Democrat, but in truth you can probably find it in each and every party.

    These type of politicians automatically assume that their personal experience and knowledge was arrived at through flawless logic and insight. Subsequently their view points are the only correct view point possible.

    Then they go on to extrapolate that anyone who has a different opinion obviously is less intelligent and thus unable to achieve their own level of flawless logic and insight. And in short, patently wrong-headed (because they don't agree with "me").

    I'll grant that your view point may be logical arrived at considering your limited experience. But to claim insight requires one to consider diverse view points in a fair and critical manner of some lenghty temporal span. And from your use of language I am unable to identify any such insight.

    --
    -- No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
  55. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Whyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Argh, I fail to see how GWB is making the US a safer place. The US has now gone 3 years without a terrorist attack. Gee, I think there wasn't an attack between 11 Sept 1998 and 10 Sept 2001, was there?

    There were a bunch of attacks against the U.S. between 11 Sept 1998 and 10 Sept 2001. The Kenya Embassy bombing, the Kobar Tower bombing and the USS Cole bombing all come to mind. And lets not forget that the World Trade Center was a frequent terrorist bombing target (with some success) around and prior to this time frame.

    To play devil's advocate, U.S. troops have been targetted targetted post 9/11, so I think its difficult to show that we haven't experienced terrorism as you seem to say President Bush says we haven't (assuming you haven't mischaracterized his statement).

    But it is does seem to hold true that we haven't experienced attacks against civilian structures like those similar to the World Trade Center and the U.S. Embassy in Kenya since 9/11.

    Though I think having our men and women fighting these same terrorists outside military compounds in foriegn countries is probably insulating us here in the civilian world. What will be telling is whether or not terrorism incidents resume against civilian targets after we decrease our presence in Iraq/Afganistan.

    --
    -- No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
  56. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Whyte · · Score: 1

    Someone should tell every major news outlet that...

    Which is why so many people get their news from "The Daily Show".

    --
    -- No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
  57. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by login.pl · · Score: 0

    So now its the fault of George Bush that there are terrorists? Let me make it clear for you.

    There is a group of people out there (we refer to them as terrorists), who's sole purpose in life IS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN EITHER CONVERT TO MUSLIM OR DIE!!!

    Get it? These people do not negotiate, they do not bargain, they wish you to be dead and they will stop at nothing to accomplish that. This is the reason that I will vote for Bush in the election. If you don't kill the Terrorist, they WILL KILL YOU.

    Its a known fact that not all Muslims are terrorist. But in the same respect, nearly all terrorists are Muslims.

    I'm sorry if you feel that sitting idly by, while terrorists plot and kill thousands of Americans, will help the world. It won't. The only way to remove the threat is to extinguish it. And that is why we are in Iraq. The people of Iraq are happy that we've removed Sadaam. Why aren't you?

  58. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by login.pl · · Score: 0, Informative

    Really? The freedom of millions of people in Iraq is for nothing? I'm sure the people of Iraq feel differently than you do. I'm sure that there are millions of people grateful that they no longer have to live under the rule of a evil dictator. It seems to me that most Democrats want us to fail in Iraq. I don't understand why. Maybe they forgot that the Democrats also voted to go to war. Maybe they want everyone else to forget that too. Seems kind of two-faced to me. At least George Bush is willing to stand behind his words.

  59. Maybe... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

    It might have something to do with the slight difference in population between Canada and the United States?

    After all the entire population of Canada is about the same as metro Tokyo...

    (Still, I personally prefer marking a paper ballot to trusting current touch-screen machines. There is a much better trail left.)

    --
    Tomas

    1. Re:Maybe... by Kwil · · Score: 1

      If they're all as bright as you, perhaps.

      One of the lovely things about having humans count the vote is that it scales perfectly well. If you have more people who can vote, you obviously have more people who can count as well.

      --

      That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

    2. Re:Maybe... by Jardine · · Score: 1

      It might have something to do with the slight difference in population between Canada and the United States?

      The great thing about vote counting is that it scales really well. You have 10 times the population? That's fine. You probably have 10 times the number of voting locations and times the number of voting booths. This also means you have ten times the number of people running the voting booths. And you should also have 10 times the number of party representatives to witness the counting of the ballots.

      The big difference is that Canadian elections are normally for one thing at a time. We normally only have 3 types of elections: Federal, Provincial, and Municipal. Federal we elect a Member of Parliament. Provincial we elect a Member of Provincial Parliament. Municipal varies but you normally elect a mayor, deputy mayor, a representative for your Ward (section of the area), and school board representatives. The only other time we normally vote is for referendums. These are rare; the last one I recall was the Quebec referendum on seperating from the country. And that was in 1995.

      From what I understand of the American system, they tend to vote on a whole bunch of issues on one ballot. It shouldn't take all that long to count the ballots, but if they really want speed and a paper trail, then "fill in the bubble with a pencil" scantron sheets would probably be best. At least there'd be no chads to worry about.

    3. Re:Maybe... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

      Yes, at least in my small corner of the US (about 200KM south of Vancouver, BC, Canada) we tend to have few elections and they cover everything from the funding for the local schools and firehouses, to judges, to national political offices all on one ballot.

      That, in itself, doesn't appear to be a problem.

      In my county, voting is still done by marking a paper ballot and having the marks read by a machine. The ballots are archieved should any questions arise about the vote (I'm not sure how many years they are kept).

      This system works fine, and doesn't have the problems that many newer (and older) systems do. It also is relatively inexpensive and quick.

      In the county I previously lived in we used the miserable 'poke the chad out' system of Florida fame, and I can readily see how there could have been "problems" with it.

      I see no advantage in cost, speed, security, or accuracy with moving from the system we are currently using to some ethereal electronic touch-screen system. In fact I see the opposite.

      Thankfully, the folks running the elections in our county agree...

      Take care,
      Tomas

    4. Re:Maybe... by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see no advantage in cost, speed, security, or accuracy with moving from the system we are currently using to some ethereal electronic touch-screen system.

      The E-voting machines have a number of advantages. Since you mentioned speed, hey just poke the tallying computer and it spits out the totals. That's fast. Need a recount? Poke it again, and it'll give you exactly the same numbers again. Is that great or what? No messy disputes. There are further advantages for election officials using Diebold machines: Enter the proper two digit code, and you can change the totals to more accurately represent what your community really intended. Oh, and there's an easy way to change the logs, so pesky reporters and other snoops won't cause problems. These new machines have tons of features that make them far superior to older voting methods. It's Luddites like you who are holding back progress and the election of my favorite candidate. :)

  60. Optical Scan by zeroduck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like shiny new things as much as the next Slashdotter, but, give me a break. We love shiny things because they're cool to toy with.

    Elections are something you don't toy with.

    It's all about being trustworthy. When there is a recount, you damned better well be able to take a hand count of the votes observed by both canidates. With an electronic system, you're left with what the machine says, and thats it. Thats just not acceptable.

    It might not be kosher to say, lets step back to something not bleeding edge, and full of buzz words.. Here in Wisconsin we use optical scan machines and they work excellent. The elector gets their ballot, and for every office theres the list of canidates. To select one, they just complete the aarow on the side of their name. They slide the ballot into the tabulator, and the tabulator counts (or kicks it back if its an undervoted or overvoted ballot). There is a permenant record of their vote--the actual ballot they filled out. In the case of a recount, its very hard to argue that the voters intent lies elsewhere.

  61. What don't you like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What don't you like? Are you saying Wolfowitz is not Jewish? Are you saying Jews don't want the U.S. government on their side, as they kill Palestinians? (Guess who paid for those Israeli Blackhawk helicopters that shoot at Palestinians on the ground: You, if you are an American taxpayer.)

    If you are saying that Christian fundamentalists don't think that all Jews will be converted during the "end time", you are very out of touch with people who are less educated than you. If you think that most Jews will actually be converted, rather than killed, you don't know Jewish or fundamentalist Christian culture.

    If you think that encouraging Jews to fight Arabs and Muslims is good for Jews, you don't know how violence works.

    A lot of people who plan to vote for Bush are very poorly informed about what is actually happening.

  62. did you miss the elections of the past 200 years? by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's dirty politics in every country, and has been for hundreds of years, and the US is no exception.

    Some notable election thefts prior to the 2000 election, some of them much more blatant:

    John F. Kennedy won the 1960 election largely due to ballot stuffing and double-voting organized by the Democratic Party political machines in several major cities.

    John Quincy Adams, as 2nd-place finisher, won the 1824 election by basically buying the electoral votes of Henry Clay (the 4th-place finisher) in return for giving him a position in his government, thus propelling him ahead of Andrew Jackson (the 1st-place, but less-than-50%-majority, finisher).

    Mayor Daley 1 and Mayor Daley 2 have collectively been mayors of Chicago for eons. Not all those elections were won fairly, as you might expect.

    Etc.

  63. Its sadder you attribute it all to Republicans. by Shivetya · · Score: 0

    It was Democrat grandstanding that started the UN observation, there wasn't a need, just some way to further throw a barb at the Republicans.

    Be truthful, Rove is no more decietful or dangerous than Terry McAuliffe. Both parties are very well versed in the art of racking the other. I find it humorous how the left always try to imply that its the right who does all the underhanded moves.

    At least the right doesn't resort to race baiting tactics like the left, given Kerry's very recent quote "We are not going to stand by and allow another million African American votes to go uncounted in this election,"

    Y'know, they both are slime, but to consistently imply that the other side will on the basis of race prevent another from voting is the lowest form of slime in the world.

    Electronic voting will take over as soon as either or both parties figure out how to abuse it as much they have with paper voting. Never forget the fact that our elections have a damning amount of fraud in them already, fancy voting machines just mean they have to spend time find a new method.

    --
    * Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
  64. That's how elections are stolen in the 3rd world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that when you buy something in a store they give you a receipt of a merchandize but during an election you don't get one?

    Because a reciept that you take with you out of the voting both is an invitation to corruption. It only take one field operative per district handing out 20 dollar bills in exchange for a receipt for Candidate X.

  65. Too dumb to even read, to boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The grandparent post only stated that, (1) people who think the Rather memos are genuine are idiots and (2), idiots think they're smart because they're too dumb to know they're idiots.

    And whoever modded you funny falls all the way down to anencephalic.

    1. Re:Too dumb to even read, to boot by Guuge · · Score: 1

      And the parent post said that people who make such idiotic generalizations are themselves idiots and hypocrites. Think about it.

  66. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is, there are no Iraqi terrorists?

  68. Re:Why is fraud okay for one party but not another by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    what's wrong with you? I am not an American citizen and I don't live in the states and besides I just gave it as an example. Didn't you understand that I suggested a system that would be more or less temper proof no matter who the candidates are?

  69. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 2, Funny

    They died for oil. Register as a Republican and you'll get a secret PIN to punch into the gas pump.

    I'm really enjoying the 87 cent gas.

    --
    Stop the world; I need to get off.
  70. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Guuge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what you're saying is, there are no Iraqi terrorists?

    No, I'm pretty sure that the parent was saying that there is no evidence of collaboration between Iraq and Al Qaida.

    (In case you don't know, Al Qaida is the terrorist organization responsible for 9/11. Also, Japan caused Pearl Harbor and Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by an American. Iraq isn't connected with any of these events.)

  71. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Guuge · · Score: 1

    Though I think having our men and women fighting these same terrorists outside military compounds in foriegn countries is probably insulating us here in the civilian world.

    I see what you're saying, but you're neglecting to acknowledge that Iraq is full of civilian targets that are frequently attacked. American civilians have lost their lives from attacks in Iraq.

    More obviously, the Iraqi insurgents are predominantly not the organized terrorist networks that pose greatest threat to Americans at home. The parent poster's main argument is that it is way too soon to expect another large-scale attack on the homeland. Counter-terrorism experts have backed this up. One more point:

    What will be telling is whether or not terrorism incidents resume against civilian targets after we decrease our presence in Iraq/Afganistan.

    Resume? I would love to see the statistics that back this up. Unfortunately, terrorism against civilians is increasing worldwide. Whether this is due to Bush's policies or not is the pivotal question.

  72. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Guuge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only way to remove the threat is to extinguish it. And that is why we are in Iraq. The people of Iraq are happy that we've removed Sadaam. Why aren't you?

    Let me put it this way. There are two people who have personally profited from both 9/11 and the Iraq war. These people are George Bush and Osama bin Laden. Analyze the effectiveness of the US strategy in this context.

  73. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by login.pl · · Score: 0

    You really believe the dribble from Michael Moore, don't you? I'm sorry, fiction does not make truth.

  74. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least George Bush is willing to stand behind his words.

    Ahem...

    "If we don't stop extending our troops all around the world in nation-building missions, then we're going to have a serious problem coming down the road." -- George W. Bush

  75. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by Guuge · · Score: 1

    You really believe the dribble from Michael Moore, don't you?

    Michael Moore does not spew 'dribble'. That is totally not true. No way. You see, Michael Moore spews drivel. And no, I don't really believe it.

    I'm sorry, fiction does not make truth.

    Ah... I am in the company of a philosopher!

    But seriously, I didn't mean it in that way. There is a perfectly logical and undramatic explanation for the US strategy that has nothing to do with dark conspiracies or selfless heroism on the part of Bush. It's called Politics.

  76. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by login.pl · · Score: 0

    I think what he said has come true. Remember the terrorists that attacked us? I would say that George Bush was right. And now, we're doing something about it.

  77. There is no conspiracy - memory not reliable by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20040828_139 8.html

  78. Electronic Voting at Baker Instititute in Houston by daurtanyn · · Score: 1

    An upcoming event will discuss this issue in depth.
    Technology, Society, and Public Policy Lecture Series:

    Electronic Voting and Accountable Voting Systems

    Panel Discusion
    Sept. 16, 2004 at 6:00 PM
    http://bakerinstitute.org/Resource/UpEvents.htm
    cosponsored by the Computer and Information Technology Institute at Rice University.
    http://dacnet.rice.edu/depts/citi/calendar/index.c fm?EventRecord=4566
    The event will be webcast by the University at
    http://www.rice.edu/webcast

  79. Only 1 or 2 Swift Boat Ads Discredited by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    There were two ads. One that attacked his combat record and one that attacked his congressional testimony. Only the first has been discredited, the second still stands as a genuine political issue.

    Anyone who served in the military in any capacity deserves respect. Anyone who served one day in combat deserves additional respect. That said, don't be so quick to attack all of the swiftboard vets disputing Kerry's recollection. Combat memories are not reliable, they change, stories heard from one another get "integrated, etc. See http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20040828_139 8.html.

    Now some of Kerry critics as lashing out over his 1971(?) congressional testimony. They may be overdoing it but they do have a valid point. He gave innaccurate testimony that gave aid to the "enemy" and perpetuated a false stereotype of US soldiers. It is entirely legitimate to bring this to the attention of the voters.

  80. He's a hardcore Libertarian by sideshow · · Score: 1

    Not sure who he as voted for be he is registered Libertarian.

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    Hollow words will burn and hollow men will burn.

    1. Re:He's a hardcore Libertarian by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      Do you have a source for that? When I saw him in 1994, the guy in the audience next to me (who always votes LP) asked what him what he thought of the capital-L Libertarians. His relpy was along the lines that he was sympathetic to libertarian ideas, but he couldn't resist taking some jabs at the LP (Who wants to look up a sewer service in the yellow pages? Would a citizen army require MX missiles in our backyards? and so on.)

      Of course, from Dave Barry, that could be a ringing endorsement.

  81. Right on! by chip_s_ahoy · · Score: 1

    You got a bumper sticker for that?

  82. Re:Cthulu/Voldemort 2004 by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    Rather unbalanced ticket, wouldn't you say? I haven't done my research on Cthulu, but I've read the Harry Potter books, and Voldemort is the wimpiest ultra-villian I've ever encountered.

    Of course, if it were the Democratic ticket, it would be Voldemort/Cthulu, given the Dems' propensity toward putting the wrong bozo at the top. To wit: Bentsen/Dukakis or Ferraro/Mondale might have had a chance.

    --
    Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
  83. Re:Pork Barrel budgets? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    That may be what he meant, but that wasn't what he said. Being a nursery for terrorists links Iraq to 9/11. Not a very strong link, but a link nonetheless. The quote from the original poster said, You're naive if you believe that iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 not You're naive if you believe that Iraq had very little to do with 9/11

  84. What's fishy about it? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    After three purple hearts he went home. A little fishy, no?

    What's fishy about it? Wasn't that the policy for everyone, 3 purple hearts and go home? Are you saying Kerry got some sort of special dispensation?

    While we're on the subject of event 30+ years ago, don't you think it's more than a little fishy that while 200+ peers and superiors are speaking out on Kerry's service (even contradicting their own previous statements and service records), you cant PAY someone to remember Bush's service with the Alabama national guard?

    It's not a major stretch to think no body remembers seeing Bush--and a few remember not seeing him--because he never fulfilled his commitment to his country. Maybe he got some special treatment.

  85. Can't handle the truth, Democrats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice censorship via moderation.

  86. How to fight the war on terrorism by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    First, yes, I think that Bush has made the situation worse. He has tried to do *some* of the right things, but he has also tried to do many of the wrong things. On the ballance his failure with the Roadmap for Israel and Palestine and the systematic nature of the Abu Garaib (sp?) scandel have made things worse. Honestly, I don't think he is that much worse than Clinton really, with regard to Israel (Clinton was unconditionally on Barak's side which probably more than anything lead to the failures at Camp David--- at least Bush has his own opinions).

    However, Bush has done far more damage than Clinton did. This is because his strengths don't include diplomacy. Therefore, he has sown resentment across the Muslim world, among our traditional allies of France and Germany, and even among our neighbors such as Mexico and Canada!

    The war on terror cannot be fought with the entire Middle Eastern population any more than Israel will obtain security by fighting the entire Palestinian population. That hasn';t worked yet in their 50 years of history as the modern State of Israel. That under current demographic trends, Israel will not long remain a Jewish state does put additional pressure on the situation, but is beside the point.

    We need to separate in our mind the aspirations of those that might be pursuaded to sympathize with the terrorists from the terrorists themselves. We should try with all our might to bring the terrorists to justice and expose to their compatriots the level of harm and suffering they have caused, but if we are to win, we must win by depriving them of moral and material support. This can only be completely done by dealing with the issues and injustices which cause many individuals to sympathize with the terrorists and later support or join such organizations.

    Its a known fact that not all Muslims are terrorist. But in the same respect, nearly all terrorists are Muslims.

    Really? Define "Nearly all." How many members does the FARC (secular/Marxist) or the Tamil Tigers (Buddhist) have? I would think that these organizations which are clearly terrorist probably are larger than most Islamic terror groups...

    Then you have the right-wing terrorists in Columbia (Catholic) which also have large numbers, and there are other large leftist groups besides the FARC.

    If nearly all terrorists are Muslim, perhaps you would like to go on a nice vacation to Columbia? After all there can't be many terrorists in a Catholic country, can there? Or perhaps Sri Lanka? Historic examples also include the IRA (British Ireland and later Northern Ireland) and the Shining Path (Peru).

    This isn't a matter of standing idly by. This is a matter of trying to fight on political as well as law-enforcement fronts.

    And yes, invading Iraq has made us MUCH less safe.

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  87. You've both got it backwards by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Electronic voting machines are _more_ expensive. Diebold and Bush's other cronies made a nice pile of money shipping voting machines that can't be trusted and don't work reliably. It's conservative in the sense that the same people are more likely to get elected....

    But Bush is certainly not a fiscal conservative anyway; he's spending money hand over fist on his War On Dislikable People Who Weren't Terrorists At The Time and ignoring the actual terrorists. When Reagan was promising to cut the taxes while raising military spending, Bush the Elder called it "Voodoo Economics". Bush the Lesser is practicing it, and because he's pumping much more money into the military than Reagan ever did, and is running a set of attacks on the Middle East to make oil prices go up rather than down, he's racking up debt far faster than even Reagan ever did, while increasing the size of government as well.

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  88. Re:Cthulu/Voldemort 2004 by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    Originally, Cthulu picked Galactus, but he's not evil; just hungry. Plus he might eat the Earth he's trying to rule. Sauron has a bad war record and Lex Luther has no hair, so he went with Voldemort because of the whole "no muggles" vision thing. Read Call of Cthulu by H.P. Lovecraft. Good short story; it really captures the "awakened ancient evil" feeling quite well.

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  89. Re:Why is fraud okay for one party but not another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, election results aren't 20% off from opinion polls, so does that mean those evil democrats get their corpses and pets to vote in opinion polls as well? "Hold on Mr. Gallup, Fluffy wants to give his opinion too..."