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Vehicles of Tomorrow?

Human Factors Guy writes "We've seen here before car manufacturers putting more and more technology into cars, but what are the cars of tomorrow going to look like? Driver monitoring through head and eye tracking (which Volvo is already implementing), Adaptive Cruise Control systems, maybe even pedestrian recognition systems. With cars becoming more like semi-intelligent robots every year, what do /. readers think will and won't make it?"

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  1. the best one by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

    has been around for over 100 years- it's called a bicycle

    but they keep coming up with great improvements on the awesome machine.

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  2. HHGG refrence by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Improbablity drive powered space ships!

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  3. pedestrian recognition systems by Diclophis · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is for targeting...right?

    1. Re:pedestrian recognition systems by falzer · · Score: 2, Funny

      GOURANGA!

  4. My wish by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that they'd get the turn signal thing fixed. Seems like 80% of the vehicles here in Seattle don't even have them.

    1. Re:My wish by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, then you probably wouldn't like chicago at all- the cars don't have any lights or breaks, but the horns are in great shape.

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  5. Re:One Word... by kippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Helicopter

  6. Cel phone features by crimethinker · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want a car that electrocutes the idiot driver yapping on the cel phone instead of paying attention to the road. I've lost count of the number of times I've almost been creamed by some stupid suburban SUV-driving soccer-mom with a cel phone glued to her head. HANG UP AND DRIVE!

    Last summer, I saw a guy talking on a cel phone while riding a bike. What call is so bloody important that you can't pull over or take it later?

    -paul

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  7. I for one.. by Manip · · Score: 3, Funny
    With cars becoming more like semi-intelligent robots every year


    I for one want to welcome our new semi-intelligent robot car overlords...

    (still beats the less than intelligent polititans.. :)
  8. Re:obligatory ... by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

    idiot next to me who's eating cereal and reading the paper while driving ... all those types of folks can do that safely if we get robot cars!

    They are already in robot cars. You need to upgrade.

  9. Re:What should, but won't, make it by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, the technology exists right now to automatically drive my car along a freeway. I could probably set this up today with a few thousand dollars in hardware and a lot of code.

    You should do it. I suggest naming it the Computerized Road Automated Steering Helpbot.

  10. drivers wanted by spoonyfork · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I'd like to see in the vehicles of tomorrow are better drivers.

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  11. Re:No pollution and no pertol by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even horses pollute (ie poop on the road & farts), so I don't see why a vehicle could be held to a similar standard. Unless it's a female horse, because as we all know, girls don't fart.

  12. Re:Nothing new by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the subject of "pedestrian recognition systems," I'm reminded of something my dad once said while trying to teach me to drive.

    "When you feel a bump, stop."

    At the time, he was referring to concrete parking separators, but I think it reflected a more general approach.

  13. For crying out loud... by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't you even manage a drive-by shooting without an aimbot?

  14. With so many lawyers in this country... by Vexler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would you need to have pedestrian recognition systems?

  15. Close by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Automatic point assignment.

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  16. I predict... by ZipR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even larger cupholders.

  17. What's the point... by foxtrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's the twenty-first century and I still don't have my flying car and I still don't have my rocket belt.

    Why bother asking what the vehicles of the future are going to look like; we still don't have the vehicles of yesterday's future!

  18. Re:Well I, for one... by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    And done so many times that people aren't even just beating a dead horse. Rather, the horse rotted away ages ago and they're now just beating the idea and ghost of a dead horse.

  19. Like trees by John+Jorsett · · Score: 3, Funny

    The automobiles of the future will look like trees, because, based on how little road building is taking place, they won't be able to move anyway. So they may as well look good sitting there.

  20. Re:no change by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's a 1976 Chevrolet van

    I might be interested. Is there a water bed and a mirror ball in the back?

  21. Larger Spoilers by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    because my double decker 3-foot erector set wing just isn't big enough sometimes

    add to that list:
    brighter neon
    louder steros
    larger exhaust pipes
    louder exhaust pipes
    a wider range of stickers
    bigger uglier rims... spinners and lights were a good start, but how about embedded video screens, or ultrashiny chrome that blinds other drivers?
    more places to stick useless video screens (see above)
    brighter, more obnoxious colors
    larger body kits, with more of that panel-gap appearance that looks so good

    did i miss anything?

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  22. Head and eye tracking by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought for a second about how cool it would be to have my car turn wherever I looked, until I realized that the girls who like to jog around where I live would make this a dangerous technology.

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  23. Re:Cars to Tomorrow are cars of Yesteryear by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Cars of tomorrow are going to be as disposible as cell phones

    Actually, we already tried disposable cars, and they failed miserably. Anybody else remember these cars?

  24. Re:Nothing new by russint · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless there's some really radical new method of powering vehicals

    Can you spell NUCELAR?
    (yes, it's a joke)

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  25. Re:Nothing new by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of the Onion article, "New Ford SUV holds eight passengers and their SUVs." ;)

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  26. Re:Just one small request by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, and let's put the ignition timing control back on the steering column where it belongs. And do away with engine driven oil pumps and get back to the good old manual system. Windshield wipers should be hand-operated. Hand-cranked engines would make us think twice about driving that kid to the soccer game. And balloon tires; nothing like a good front wheel blowout to hone those emergency driving skills.

  27. Head and sight tracking is a BAD idea by totoanihilation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Due to the new technology, the accidental run-over rate for cute young ladies wearing mini-skirts and tube tops will rise dramatically.

  28. Bus Captain and the Vehicles of Tomorrow! by delorean · · Score: 2, Funny
    It had to be said...

    On another note, check out the possible 25th anniversary DeLorean!

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