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Not Life After Death -- Email After Death
Rick Zeman writes "Wanna send that one last email after you're dead and gone? CNN has an article about a service that will give the 21st century equivalent to a old-fashioned note in a drawer except that this could be more targeted '...by offering people the chance to write one last e-mail, complete with video clip or photo attachments, and send it to loved ones, friends or even enemies after the person who wrote it is dead.'"
Aaarrrrghhh....!!!!
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This will last about a week until people start using it against each other and for jokes...
So how do we prosecute these dead guys?
It has GOT to suck when you miss one of these because it got sent to the spam folder and deleted.
Nothing disturbs me more than blind loyalism towards some unrealistic and over-idealistic notion of one's nationality.
Who is going to guarantee that the company in question won't go belly-up before you do?
Serial Experiments Lain anyone?
Creative Demolition
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember.
But how could you get first post after death?
THAT would be worth getting your offspring into debt for.
Waiting for an amusing sig.
A statement or decree in a will to email certain people would serve the same purpose, I would think, plus it would legally mandate the email be sent (the service could forget that the person died and not send it).
US businesses that currently accept chip and PIN/signature
I used to get the feeling that email, because it was even further removed from face-to-face contact that it was more impersonal than hand-written mail. Hand-written mail being closer because it requires a personal effort to physically write the words.
Would your loved ones want to read a "final email" rather than a goodbye letter that was written onto parchment? I don't know.
The video and audio are good ideas, but realistically, that kind of thing was done before with video cameras and cassette tapes. The digital fidelity of such a message would be much lower than the analog fidelity of VHS or cassette tape.
This seems like one of those silly projects that eventually disappears, like "DotComGuy" and other misbegotten web pioneers/ideas. Spend a couple bucks on a nice pen and some really fancy paper and write out your last words. Leave it with your lawyer to be handed out to your loved ones when the will is read. So much more personal than an email from beyond the grave.
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Personally, I'd rather leave an instruction with a lawyer to send that 'last email' (if I were so inclined). This .dom is likely to pass well before I do.
Dear Friend;
It is quite disconcerting to contact you in such a manor however I bring terrible and rewarding news. If you are reading this email than I have in-fact died. I am Mr.Michael Shaw, the son of the former Liberia finance minister (Mr. Emmanuel Shaw) under the past government of Charles Taylor. In my will you have been left a large portion of my property and cash holdings. This totals the sum of 10,000,000 US dollars which is rightfully yours. You are receiving this email because you are the direct descendant of me. This email was sent with advanced software that was able to inform you after my death. Please forward of your back account numbers with routing numbers to me accountant Sir Richard Webber to begin the transfer of funds.
Regards, Mr. Michael Shaw
I can think of a few people I will be glad to recieve this e-mail from.
And no, I don't go checking for these things. I have a good memory.
Could you imagine what would happen if someone hacked into this (and you can be sure that they will)? Chances are, it's going to be chock-full of dark secrets and admissions of crimes. Just the kinds of things you don't want in anyone else's hands. This is a bad idea.
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It's all fine and good until a jr. sys admin mistypes an account ID and accidentally sends out your final emails before you're dead... either to your enemies, as suggested (thereby now contributing to your death at their hands), or to your ex-girlfriends (just making you wish you were dead). So yeah, caveat emptor and all that. :-)
Somehow I think it'd be much more touching to leave behind CDs or DVDs of video clips, audio, or whatever message is to be given to someone digitally, as the recipient can store it in The Real World as opposed to on some hotmail account somewhere. It just seems tacky to send e-mail this way. One would even be assured of having enough storage space on the medium for the contents, and not being filtered out by a broken e-mail server.
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I don't know about your gmail account, but I'm pretty sure you'll find that all of the articles are dupes.
Dear Boss,
Now that I am dead, I can say anything I want without getting fired.
You are a horses ass. No, wait. You are a bleeding hemmoroid of a horses ass. You steal everybody's ideas, you read stupid magazines and then follow every management fad known to man. You don't listen to my warnings and then blame me when the warning comes true.
You hold meetings just so you can be the head cheese, but you say nothing and know nothing of importance.
Further, your kids are ugly and stupid, just like their father. And, a similar email has just told your wife about that affair you had with Lisa.
See ya in hell, Mike the Corpse.
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US businesses that currently accept chip and PIN/signature
...the email I got from "BSD" this afternoon...
The actual link to the service is thelastemail.
I call "bullshit", how are they going to release the email if they do not have access to its content?
Of course the "Web site" has access.
King Arthur : Look if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaaauuuggghhh' on the rock he would of just said it.
Galahad : Maybe he was dictating?
King Arthur : Oh Shut up.
King Arthur : Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard : No, just 'Aaaaauuuugggghhh'
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere : Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Galahad : Where's that?
Sir Bedevere : France I think.
Sir Lancelot : Isn't there a Saint 'Iiiiivvvveeeesss' in Condor?
King Arthur : No that's Saint 'Ives'
Sir Bedevere : Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot : No it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere : No I mean, 'Whoooouuuuaaa!' as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot : Oh you mean like, 'Auuuuhhhhh!'
Sir Bedevere : Yes that's it. Auuuuuhhhhhaaa!
Sir Lancelot : Auuuuhhhhhaaa!
Brother Maynard : It's the legendary black beast of Aaaaauuuugghhhh!
King Arthur : Run Away! RUN AWAY!
Sir Lancelot : RUN AWAY!
Personally I know a number of people who dont send out worms/viruses simply becauses of the consequences, but if your dead whats going to happen to you?
Check out Dead Man's Switch. If you die, it can send out e-mails to those of concern and delete all of your hardcore porn so not as to destroy your family's last image of you.
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it would be much cheaper, or even free, to set-up a password-protected website. Then write a script so that the website will be automatically unprotected when you fail for 2 days to send a specially formatted email to a special secret email address.
simple, cheap and creative.
I remember that story too! Fortunately I'm not the only one, and it appears you beat me to the punch :)
I *knew* it was a dupe. I just thought the original subitter had died...
Jesus. These people deserve to get bilked out of their money.
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... if it had been sent to the submission desk USING the service in question.
Someone had to do it.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down
the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mailaddress, and without
realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to
glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her
e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the
first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
----- End forwarded message -----
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Mine would have a really nasty virus attached to it and a note that says, "Now you can fix your own damned computer!"
Anybody interested in a related service to provide First Posts(tm) from beyond the grave?
While I agree with others that leaving an actual letter with a lawyer is more practical for saying goodbyes to loved ones....this could be a lot of fun. I think we all have people in our lives whom we email occasionally but rather dislike. Bosses, coworkers, exes who keep sending us chain letters. Foreknowledge of creepy, post death, emails could provide a lot of amusement as death approaches. I know I've had coworkers I'd love to have receive an occasional email of "I saw what you did Thursday. I see everything now. Woooooooooooo.". And on TLPD, one could even have a slight variation "Yar, I'll eat yer soul for that day you didn't refill the coffee pot!".
Everything will be taken away from you.
Dear XXXX,
If you are reading this, it is because I am dead. And in a very short while, you will be too... I have arranged for my estate to be liquidated and the proceeds given to someone eminently qualified to kill you. You will know fear, and you will know pain and then you will die.
By the time you read this, i am dead. My friends and family really need the cash, so i am sending you this last letter because i really think you could use some viagra or get yourself out of debt.
If you want to remove yourself from this mailing list, you are shit out of luck because you cannot.
But i promise you, this is DEFINITLY a one time mailing and you wont hear from me again.
In the internet era, our friends CAN'T know that we died. They'll just start wondering what happened when they didn't see us online.
This has bothered me for YEARS. What happens if I die? What happens to my webpages? My online friends? What will happen to the friend that maybe needed my help and didn't know I was gone for good?
In your home they'll know you're gone, but thousands of miles away?
Bravo for this service. I think it's really needed now.
to a lifetime membership that allows for unlimited e-mails
For a service that is for after you die, what use is a lifetime subscription! hahahah no I get it, really I do...
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