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Cherry OS Claims Mac OS X Capability For x86

jediboytj writes "According to the MacWorld Article, Cherry OS, does what Virtual PC does for Macs, only the opposite. PC Users are now able to run Mac OSX at G4 Speeds (Company claims 80% of the speed of your PC). It also includes full hardware support: hard drive, CPU, RAM, FireWire, USB, PCI, PCMCIA bus, Ethernet networking and modem. The software is being distributed through electronic download at $49.99 USD..." Note: it does not come with a copy of any Apple OS. Anyone in Windowsland tried it to provide a thumbs up (or down)?

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  1. So, you're asking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If anyone has popped the cherry on CherryOS yet?

    1. Re:So, you're asking by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, it would appear as though the OS on their webserver has been popped. does that count?

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    2. Re:So, you're asking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jimmy, why do you always use such tasteless humor! Now come upstairs out of the basement, lunch is ready. And I removed the crusts off of your sandwiches, just like you like. The milk is warming in the microwave too, and the cookies are fresh.

    3. Re:So, you're asking by m_chan · · Score: 4, Funny

      CherryOS.. run Apple software on Lemon hardware.

    4. Re:So, you're asking by niteice · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't think I've ever heard anyone's member described as 'pointed', before, unless they've done some undescribable modification to it!
      /me grabs steak knife
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  2. recipe for a slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, there is a recipe for a slashdotting-- let people run OS X on the cheapest ahrdware they can find...

    1. Re:recipe for a slashdotting by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, there is a recipe for a slashdotting-- let people run OS X on the cheapest ahrdware they can find...

      If their web server were running OSX, it might work a little better...

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:recipe for a slashdotting by devphaeton · · Score: 3, Funny

      If their web server were running OSX, it might work a little better...

      No, but it would have had a more lickable error message.

      I mean, that's what Apple is all about- licking stuff.

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      do() || do_not(); // try();
    3. Re:recipe for a slashdotting by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's your google-ized dialog for the same window:

      Would you like some After-Crash mints?
      [Yes][No][More Results (11-20)] [Ok][Cancel] [I'm Feeling Lucky]

    4. Re:recipe for a slashdotting by djdavetrouble · · Score: 5, Funny

      this bears recalling the excellent beos browser haikus:

      These three are certain:
      Death, taxes, and site not found.
      You, victim of one.

      delivered with a 404.

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      music lover since 1969
    5. Re:recipe for a slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Q. How do you keep hundreds of Mac zealots busy for days?

      A. Make a joke about Macs on /. - they'll ALL have to explain, in all seriousness, why that just isn't really the case for most people and anyway PCs are much worse so there.

  3. That was quick. by Spackler · · Score: 5, Funny

    They saw us coming around the corner!

    Server Error in '/' Application.

    Just a dot away from a PERFECT error message.

  4. Oh Boy! by JoeLinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can have my life-long dream of running a Laserwriter using appletalk!

    1. Re:Oh Boy! by node+3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know you were just being a smartass, a time-honored tradition around here, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to be informative.

      You misspelled 'pedantic'.

  5. Future Slashdot Story Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Running MacOS using CherryOS on Windows using VMWare on FreeBSD using Linux binary compatibility.

    1. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by lordandrei · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean you don't want to run the palm emulator of FreeBSD first?

    2. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by Smiley8410 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Running MacOS using CherryOS on Windows using VMWare on FreeBSD using Linux binary compatibility ...on a dead badger!

    3. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by mikefe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why emulate when I was born with two native ones?

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      Their: Owned by someone.
      Please make sure your english compiles.
    4. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 3, Funny

      What I want to see: Someone running MacOS on CherryOS on Virtual PC on MacOS.

    5. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by julesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't believe FreeBSD runs on dead badgers. You'd probably have to install Linux and then use Bochs to run it.

      Now where did I leave that reanimation scroll...?

    6. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't believe FreeBSD runs on dead badgers

      I think there is a NETBSD port for that platform.

  6. so.... by dummkopf · · Score: 2, Funny

    does it also do the "diiiiiiing" when you start up? should not, as the usual PC has no built-in speaker. that will take away a big chunk from the experience....

  7. Re:Site is dead? by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try this instead.

  8. OS X on PC's??? by bpatterson · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a perversion.... I'm going back to getting my Cuisenart to run Debian. - B

  9. Re:CherryOS goes down! by johnnyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's running DotNet. [troll]It will probably be down for the rest of the day.[/troll]

  10. I'll finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll finally be able to play all those games I can't get for the PC platform.

  11. Uh... by chuckcolby · · Score: 2, Funny
    One can only hope that the emulator is more durable than their web server.

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  12. Re:There's your problem... by ganhawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. you got it all wrong. It is actually IIS running on a virtual PC inside Cherry OS inside a normal PC.

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  13. Cherry Os by null+etc. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried it today... it crashed when I clicked the right mouse button.

  14. Good idea by rackhamh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have some Windows software I need reviewed. What would be the best place to ask? Oh, I know... Slashdot! Of course!

  15. It works by alecks · · Score: 2, Funny

    This does work. I'm posting this right now from OSX, running in a window in XP. Ofcourse, XP is actually a VMWare window which I'm seeing through a web-citrix ica client on my sun box. isn't technology great?):

  16. Re:CherryOS goes down! by dekropisvol · · Score: 4, Funny

    LOL, got maybe a license for 5 connections :)

  17. Re:I'd like to see a comparison by mmusson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or cherries to pears?

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  18. from TFSite by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can install all your favorite mac applications on your PC like iLife, iTunes and Photoshop ... to name just a few.

    WoW!!! I can finally run iTunes and Photoshop on my PC!!!

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  19. Eighty percent is dead accurate! by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, the process of emulating a PowerPC on an Intel x86 chip takes up 80 percent of your host CPU -- leaving 20 percent for user applications. What's so hard to understand about that?

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    Breakfast served all day!
  20. Re:Try this instead: by boaworm · · Score: 4, Funny
    PearPC, same thing only open source, free, and runs on Windows and Linux.

    ...but... i have a Mac.. how do I do ? I cant see any Mac/PPC versions out there. Bugger!

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    Aristotele
  21. In A Related Story by Omega1045 · · Score: 4, Funny
    A company has also released a Mac OS X clone for Linux. You can check out their site and download the software for you Linux machine (note: you will need VMWare or similar software to run it.

    The URL: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp

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  22. Download by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    The software is being distributed through electronic download at $49.99 USD...

    Oh good. I'm growing really tired of mechanical downloads...

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    1. Re:Download by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh good. I'm growing really tired of mechanical downloads...

      Pfft! Spoiled brats! In my day, we had to download them by hand. Without gloves! In the snow! Uphill!

      And there we're bears! Oh, such bears we had!

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    2. Re:Download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uphill? Doesnt that make it an upload, grandpa?

  23. Finish it by sxltrex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Running MacOS using CherryOS on Windows using VMWare on FreeBSD using Linux binary compatibility.

    On an X-Box.

  24. Re:Finally... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not if one out of your five computers already runs it. Yay permissive Apple licensing! :D

    Yay permissive Apple licensing not allowing the running of MacOS X on a non-Apple-badged computer!

    Although...

    Is this why I got a bunch of Apple stickers with my own iBook?

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  25. Re:Finally... by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Funny

    hmm... crap. Maybe "Yay that Mac OS doesn't have product activation so they won't really be able to tell and it's not as if I'm sharing it with the entire world anyway" instead?

    Of course, I wouldn't even need real Mac OS on my PCs if stuff like iTunes and Safari would run on x86 with GNUStep and X11 -- oh well : (

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  26. According to netcraft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We have no uptime data for www.cherryos.com at present, and cannot plot a graph. "

  27. Mod parent down! by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I downloaded that - and it brought me nothing but spyware! DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK!

  28. It's just that simple! by Zildy · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, geek grows tired of carrying around lotion and a towel, invents woman.

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  29. What are you talking about? by pjt33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's a right mouse button?

    1. Re:What are you talking about? by mslinux · · Score: 2, Funny

      A right mouse button is an evil idea thought up by Bill Gates to confuse Mac users. It causes them to go into an infinite loop... which button to push, right or left?

      "Dude... this PC has two buttons on the mouse and a wheel in the middle... what am I supposed to do?"

      30 minutes later: "Fuck it Dude, PCs are too complex."

      .

  30. Re:Fraud by hotspotbloc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Lagos, Nigeria.
    Attention: The President/CEO

    Dear Sir,

    Confidential Business Proposal

    Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Software And Emulators, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $50 (fifty United States dollars) into our accounts in exchange for a Mac OS X emulator that runs on your MS Windows PC. Great cost has gone into the research of this software and it must be transferred as soon as possible out of the country.

    While there is no demostration copy available for testing I can assure you that you will be able to run Mac OS X at full speed on any computer with a Pentium III or faster. Screenshots will soon follow after we receive your check (complete with routing numbers).

    Thank You And God Speed,

    Howgul Abul Arhu

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    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity but they've always worked for me" - HST
  31. 20% speed? by mukund · · Score: 4, Funny

    Company claims 80% of the speed of your PC

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    Banu
  32. Re:I'd like to see a comparison by cyfer2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? I've been told not to compare Apple and Orange many times. But now people are comparing Cherries with Pears!

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  33. Re:I call BS by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://pearpc.sourceforge.net/ (PearPC) runs at around 20% speed, which leads me to believe that not only did the CherryOS people rip off the PearPC project, but they also inverted their ratio.

  34. Re:Try this instead: by TelJanin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple distributes a free Mac/PPC emulator with all versions of their OS.

  35. Re:Thievery by westlake · · Score: 2, Funny
    How do you know the copy you're downloading is stolen? Oh wait, you mean to say that you are stealing by downloading a copy? I see. Then it's just that you don't know what stealing is, not what is stolen.

    I'll keep that in mind the next time I buy a kickass stereo system sold off the back of a pickup truck at 4 AM.

  36. Wouldn't you say the slashdot effect... by DannyiMac · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... has popped its cherry?

    *places pinky finger to corner of mouth like Dr. Evil*

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  37. Hic Non Sequitur by abb3w · · Score: 3, Funny
    According to the license you cant run the OS on an emulator because its not "Apple hardware".

    You presume that the emulator is running on a real PC, rather than one itself emulated on, say, Virtual PC for Mac.

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  38. Top 3 Signs You're Running OS X on a PC by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Inexplicable urge to download Dance_Monkey_Boy_Dance.avi

    2. Inordinate amount of time spent visiting rumor sites to find out when emulation will be sped up.

    3. Funny, this beige computer case clashes with the drapes; I never noticed that before...

  39. Re:Finally... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like firefox on Linux (and XP), but I hate the mac version. Mostly because I can't middle-click links to open them in a new tab! Safari lets me do this. (Oh the irony, the vendor that ships with a one-button mouse has better multi-button support than a program originally designed to run on X11, a platform that has had three-button mice forever!)

    I also like PithHelmet better than AdBlock.

    Safari is my choice browser on OSX because it blends in with the rest of my apps. It looks the same as iTunes and iCal and iEverythingElse (Mail.app seems to stick out like a sore thumb, though.)

    Also, firefox has this weird pseudo-window that only shows itself when Exposé is activated. What is with that...

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  40. Mac users neglected AGAIN by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bleeding TYPICAL - something like this comes out and you can bet it will never get ported to the Mac.

    I wan't to run it on my PowerBook but I can't because they will only support Windows and maybe Linux.

    I demand to be able to run OSX on my Ma... oh wait.

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