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Build Your Own Drum-Playing Robot
libertynews writes "Here is a project called P.E.A.R.T. where EE students constructed a drum playing robot using USB controlled pneumatic actuators and MIDI files."
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The slashdot effect never fails to amaze me..
There are two kinds of fool. One says, This is old, and therefore good. And one says, This is new, and therefore better.
Probably named after Neil Peart, Drummer for Rush.
-Adam
Watch it self distruct.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
There should be an automatic test ran before each article is posted to test the server. A failure should either delay the article or mirror it somewhere else.
Cool! The first part of Animusic has come alive... Now if they can only duplicate the ball-shooting music machine, I'd be in heaven.
Brief: Animusic is a bunch of animated music clips, where the animation is controlled by a MIDI file. Some great animation, and great music, in there.
Sure a build your own drum playing robot, sounds great...
Slave over it, loose sleep programming it, pour your hard earned money into it...
Next thing you know it runs off to Hollywood to start a band...
Yeah you MAY get a postcard occasionally... You may see it during guest appearances on TechTV but, will it care you are up fretting it's getting its proper upgrades? NO!
It sounds like a recipe for heartache...
Sorry, I've said too much already...
Instead of raising your voice, try strengthening your argument.
wtf would I do with a drum playing robot? I would think the amount of effort to put together one would vastly outweigh my ammusement of watching a tin can play the drums.
Coral cache
Everyone is born right-handed; only the greatest overcome it
easy, theres nothing remotely hard about a drum playing robot... a trumpet playing robot would be more interesting.
cat /dev/random | /dev/drum
so does mine, whats your point?
C-3PO was just inducted into The Robot hall of fame.
I wanna see bender get inducted.
http://216.109.117.135/search/cache?p=robotic+drum +machine+midi+%22how+it+works%22&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&vst =0&vs=www.graffagnino.net&u=www.graffagnino.net/ww wpeart/howitworks.htm&w=robotic+drum+machine+midi+ %22how+it+works%22&d=CCDC61028E&icp=1&.intl=us
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to screw it in, and nineteen to talk about how much better Neil Peart could have done it.
*rimshot*
Haida Manga
It's impressive that the robot can go through the physical actions of a drummer, however, they've still got a few more features to add. Here's a list of features typical in a drummer:
1) An obnoxious t-shirt. My favorite is the old "Snatch: the Greatest Food on Earth". Of course, there are plenty of others. Alternatively, a lesser drummer might resort to an old hockey jersey, but make sure it has a dozen holes and pizza stains on it.
2) Abhorrent smell. When your eyes water, you're getting close. The smell should be enough to kill a small animal.
3) Repulsive to women. This is more attitude than anything else. Make sure the robot takes credit for everything. The robot should act like Gods' gift to music; he wrote/composed everything and is really the key to the band's success. Also, if there are any guitar robots around trying to hit on bar-bunny robots, make sure drummer robots inturrupts with embarassing stories about the guitar robots.
4) Completely insane tastes in music. Make sure the robot likes nothing more than some obscure late-60's bluegrass band that sold a hundred albums. As a bonus, the robot should get violent when said band's musical ability is questioned. Drummer robot should insist that this band's entire catalog be performed at every gig.
5) Alcoholism. The robot should start drinking in the morning, and won't stop till the next. Make sure the robot whores all the free beer at gigs. For the best realism, make sure this alchohol intensifies all of the other mentioned points. But most importantly, a good drummer always lets alcohol cause him to play poorly. It's never his own fault, of course.
6) Always late. Rehearsal, Gig, Practice, Weddings, ii-V changes, second verse, etc.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire
no thanks, already have one.
Sounded and looked fucking amazing. Big crowd pleaser too!
...who hangs out with three musicians?
The drummer!
*Ba-dum-bump-tsh*
Drum circles, heh.
When I was at Evergreen Boy's State, we started every town meeting off with 2 minutes freestyle drumming... on chairs, desks, notepads, whatever.
We could have used this robot, it would have been the only one with a sense of tempo :-) For a bunch of musicians (probably half of us played), we sure couldn't keep a beat.
Note that my "city" was probably the weirdest of all. We had our drumming, we came up with the first "boring meeting call-and-response" things, we had the white guy with dreadlocks, we had a Greeting Committee to tell us how to say hi to each other, a Most Elite Gaming Committee for setting up Ultimate Frisbee games, a rule that non-residents must ask permission before entering our hallways, and the call "bombs away" was required when flushing a toilet.
Wow, I digress. Drumming robots good, drum circles bad.
Klingon programs don't timeshare, they battle for supremacy.
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
The knock speeds up.
Can it use the drum to send IP packets?
cat /dev/random > /dev/drum
Some people are missing the point and think that this project was invented just to play MIDI drum sounds through a speaker. Although I cannot reach the website because of the slashdotting, I can infer from the original post that this is a real robot playing real drums. This is an admirable feat at the very least.
Having a synthetic Neil Peart would be phenomenal. I'm happy that these students have taken it upon themselves to usher MIDI to the next level by melding it with very real robotic triggers to make the drums sound more realistic. Also, I'm elated that one of the most spectacular and accomplished drummers of our time is being recognized by name with a project such as this.
If you want to check out some real Neil Peart, here's an excellent site for some bootlegs. Just do a search on 'Rush' for the ultimate in percussive listening pleasure!!! IMHCO, a mechanical drummer will never sound this good. If you're sufficiently impressed, go buy the studio albums. You won't regret it.
chris cunningham did a sweet robotic drummer installation. you can find it here:
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http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Aphex_Twin/Biogr
click on the "monkey drummer" link.
--BlueLines "The cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity." -anonymous
... the Drum Can Man
That's right. All your base.
The rap in "Roll The Bones" was a pitch-altered Geddy, not Neil. IIRC, Neil's only vocal contributions over the years are "Subdivisions" and "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation... We have assumed control."
And if you need something to expunge the memory of attempted Canadian hip-hop, I highly recommend Vapor Trails. Geddy may have screwed up the engineering, but he accidentally got them in touch with their inner garage band.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless =)
-Myke
myke@compassionatecoalition.org
http://www.compassionatecoalition.org
I hung out with a bunch of musicians in high school. Most of these guys were drummers, though, and I play a horn. We were always throwing barbs around, and the drummer jokes always riled these guys up.
The best was this one time when we were all home from college. We found out that one of my drummer friends (and his wife) got duped into the Amway thing. We're at this guy's house when they decide to give us the presentation "for practice". Ugh.
So Chris is in the middle of the presentation, and at this point he's pitching Amway as a great backup in case your regular career falls through. His unfortunate example of how this might happen was always a car crash. He turns to my friend Rob, who had decided to pursue percussion as a career. Rob was attending North Texas State, a top music school. Chris says "Rob, you're going to NTSU, you're going to be an awesome drummer someday, but what if you get in a car crash and... uh... lose your arms?"
Rob grins and says, "Gee Chris, I guess I could sell Amway."
Chris turns to me and says "Dave, you're going to RPI and you're going to be some genius engineer, but what if you get in a car crash and... uh... get brain damaged?"
I look at Rob and say "Well, I guess I could still play the drums!" Rob attacks me and thankfully the scuffle lasted long enough to end the presentation.