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Build Your Own Drum-Playing Robot

libertynews writes "Here is a project called P.E.A.R.T. where EE students constructed a drum playing robot using USB controlled pneumatic actuators and MIDI files."

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  1. Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by Johnny+Fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    No comments, and the link is ALREADY DEAD.

    The slashdot effect never fails to amaze me..

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    1. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Interesting

      nyud cache going in circles for some reason :+( :
      here

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    2. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny
      To the tune of "Hot Blooded"

      The Site's Slash-dotted, click it and see
      Net Timeout Errors and 503s
      C'mon server, Do the packets do more than bounce?
      It's slashdotted, it's slashdotted

      I don't get to read their site
      Like some other users might
      Honey you oughta know
      Before it served so fine
      There were pages online
      I wanna know when this page will finally load

      Now it's up to you, make it static
      strip the images too
      Let the packets through
      I wanna read something I never knew

      But now it's Slash-dotted, click it and see
      Net Timeout Errors and 503s
      C'mon server, Do the packets do more than bounce?
      It's slashdotted, it's slashdotted

      If the host is right, it can serve pages all night
      But now i'm just slapping keys
      Server, you've got to give me a sign
      come on Google, a cached sign
      Tell me, are melting server?
      You sure look that way to me

      Are you holding up?
      Will you be ready if I remember this stuff?
      Is my timing right?
      Did you save bandwidth for me tonight?

      Yeah, it's Slash-dotted, click it and see
      Net Timeout Errors and 503s
      C'mon server, Do the packets do more than bounce?
      It's slashdotted, it's slashdotted

      Now it's up to you, make it static
      strip the images too
      Oh, before we do,
      you'll have to get rid of a user or two

      Well, it's Slash-dotted, click it and see
      Net Timeout Errors and 503s
      C'mon server, Do the packets do more than bounce?
      It's slashdotted, it's slashdotted

      Slashdotted, at least for tonight
      Slashdotted, you were looking so right
      Slashdotted, this clicking's gotten me riled
      Slashdotted, I have to wait a while
      Slashdotted, traffic a little bit high?
      Slashdotted, your poor server died
      Slashdotted, I hope your doing something
      Slashdotted, cause here's your chance for publicity

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    3. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by BrynM · · Score: 1

      I just realized that not only is "Hot Blooded" now stuck in my head - It's also stuck in all of yours. Sorry about that. For those too young to remember this song: Enjoy what you don't know! It will haunt you forever!

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    4. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
      No comments, and the link is ALREADY DEAD.

      You changed the status by checking it... Welcome to the world of quantum slashdotting!
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    5. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      The {MP|RI}AA will be banning this next. Look at all that IP that just got thieved!

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    6. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's awesome, but given the subject matter of the article it should have been to the tune of something by Rush. :-)

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    7. Re:Pre-emptive Slashdotting? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Funny
      {MP|RI}AA

      Didn't you get the news? MPAA and RIAA have merged. They're called the Music And Film Industry Association now.

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  2. The goggles do nothing! by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Probably named after Neil Peart, Drummer for Rush.

    -Adam

    1. Re:The goggles do nothing! by crucini · · Score: 1

      You reckon?

    2. Re:The goggles do nothing! by layingMantis · · Score: 1

      one of the best drummers ever, too. Although I can't listen to them too much these days - Rush was a big high school loner geek thing for me. Rush sucks now anyway - last good albumn was Roll The Bones in like '92.

      ~mantis

    3. Re:The goggles do nothing! by CausticPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably named after Neil Peart, Drummer for Rush.

      No. Surely it's just a coincidence.

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    4. Re:The goggles do nothing! by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

      Probably?

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    5. Re:The goggles do nothing! by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

      2. Permanent Waves (1980) This album came right before MP, and is almost at the same level musically and technically. It has just the right blend of "commercial" Rush sound and their metal roots (but for those who can't handle Geddy's voice, I can't think of any more extreme example of his patented "shriek" han the "cell of awareness" line in Freewill).
      First Rush album I ever bought... Natural Science is probably my favorite Rush tune.

      5. Vapor Trails (2002) - The most recent album, came out last year after a 5-year hiatus. People have complaints about the technical uality, but the songs are very, very good
      I 100% agree with you. I definitely enjoy this album.
      What amazes me more than anything is that they have been doing this for 30 years and still rockin! I saw them this past summer at Jones Beach and they sounded great. Suprisingly, after all that strain Geddy has put on those vocal chords, he sounds good.

      Love the Rush post!

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    6. Re:The goggles do nothing! by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

      Without a doubt one of the best ever.

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  3. Feed it a MIDI file for Moby Dick by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Watch it self distruct.

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  4. Just what we need. by sulli · · Score: 1
    More drum circles.

    But this time, automated.

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    1. Re:Just what we need. by Digi-John · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Drum circles, heh.

      When I was at Evergreen Boy's State, we started every town meeting off with 2 minutes freestyle drumming... on chairs, desks, notepads, whatever.

      We could have used this robot, it would have been the only one with a sense of tempo :-) For a bunch of musicians (probably half of us played), we sure couldn't keep a beat.

      Note that my "city" was probably the weirdest of all. We had our drumming, we came up with the first "boring meeting call-and-response" things, we had the white guy with dreadlocks, we had a Greeting Committee to tell us how to say hi to each other, a Most Elite Gaming Committee for setting up Ultimate Frisbee games, a rule that non-residents must ask permission before entering our hallways, and the call "bombs away" was required when flushing a toilet.

      Wow, I digress. Drumming robots good, drum circles bad.

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    2. Re:Just what we need. by hookedup · · Score: 1

      One to set the tempo would be nice for sure..I just picture robby the robot with a giant drum strapped to his chest

  5. Ha Ha its dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There should be an automatic test ran before each article is posted to test the server. A failure should either delay the article or mirror it somewhere else.

    1. Re:Ha Ha its dead. by Zardus · · Score: 3, Informative

      *robot-played drumroll*

      Introducing.... MirrorDot!

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    2. Re:Ha Ha its dead. by alib001 · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's because I just scan-read about one hundred pages of a PDF book but that MirrorDot background is migraine-inducing.

      ...tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a site mirror if you are unable to see?

      If you are in any way connected with MirrorDot.org please throw up an alternate stylesheet or something!

    3. Re:Ha Ha its dead. by Zardus · · Score: 1

      I'm not, sorry. Its just something I stumbled onto a few days ago for some reason.

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    4. Re:Ha Ha its dead. by cammoblammo · · Score: 1
      Mate, I'm recovering from a particularly nasty bout of the flu which has threatened to spoil my five year vomit free record (I'm seriously hoping to pass Jerry Seinfeld).

      I went that close to losing more than just my up (down?) time then...

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  6. Peart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can almost smell the cease and desist, can't you?

    From: TETRAHEDRON GLOBAL LAWYERCORP LAWDRONE 234235/23
    On behalf of: Rush
    Re: TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT

  7. Animusic lives! by Chmarr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Cool! The first part of Animusic has come alive... Now if they can only duplicate the ball-shooting music machine, I'd be in heaven.

    Brief: Animusic is a bunch of animated music clips, where the animation is controlled by a MIDI file. Some great animation, and great music, in there.

    1. Re:Animusic lives! by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

      Brief: Animusic is a bunch of animated music clips, where the animation is controlled by a MIDI file. Some great animation, and great music, in there.

      It's also worth mentioning that there's a Real-Time version of Pipe Dream (from Animusic) on ATI's web site. It'll run on any ATI DirectX9 compatible card, probably not nVidia cards though.
      But you can also play the MPG which is nearly identical to the pre-rendered original Animusic version. And with the PEART article slashdotted, you might as well watch this instead. :-)

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    2. Re:Animusic lives! by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      Animusic is bullshit. To quote Mojo Nixon:

      A drum machine don't get drunk
      and try to start a fight
      it don't sneak around the back door
      and try to screw your wife

      cuz machines aint music
      and a chicken aint no duck

  8. Don't do it by xasper8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure a build your own drum playing robot, sounds great...
    Slave over it, loose sleep programming it, pour your hard earned money into it...
    Next thing you know it runs off to Hollywood to start a band...
    Yeah you MAY get a postcard occasionally... You may see it during guest appearances on TechTV but, will it care you are up fretting it's getting its proper upgrades? NO!

    It sounds like a recipe for heartache...
    Sorry, I've said too much already...

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    1. Re:Don't do it by gryphokk · · Score: 1
      Sure a build your own drum playing robot, sounds great...
      Slave over it, loose sleep programming it, pour your hard earned money into it...


      Alan White of Yes, and his tech Reek Havok did precisely that. Alan used 8 MIDI-triggered robodrums on their summer tour.

      Read Reeks account of the project here: http://www.yesworld.com/yw_tourlog_2004.html

      Since TFA is /.ed, enjoy the story of someone else who did it.

      Roger Dean had provided conceptual drawings of the stage he was to design. This design included 8-10 "Auxiliary" bass drums with beaters on them. Roger had left the activation of these bass drums up to Alan and the Band.

      Alan contacted me to work with him on this design. I had previously designed a robotic drum kit for Experience Music Project's "Sound Lab"gallery and am well versed in this concept.
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    2. Re:Don't do it by gryphokk · · Score: 1
      New! improved! Now with Hyperlink(tm)!



      http://www.yesworld.com/yw_tourlog_2004.html

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  9. and... by eSavior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    wtf would I do with a drum playing robot? I would think the amount of effort to put together one would vastly outweigh my ammusement of watching a tin can play the drums.

    1. Re:and... by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      Could it possibly be that the amount of effort to put together one is the amusement? Start thinking like a hacker, this is slashdot!

    2. Re:and... by echo-e · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact is that a pnumatic "robot" can play the drums faster than just about any human drummer. It would be pretty impressive to hear live, acoustic drum riffs at 200+ bpm...

      at least for ten or fifteen minutes.

    3. Re:and... by johndoejersey · · Score: 1

      Check out Hate Eternals drummer Derek Roddy his band triggers live (its death metal - and sounds pretty messy without it) but Im fairly confident he could blast that long for quite some time!

      Another noteable mention is Flo from Cryptopsy, and Brodequins drummer (I forget his name)

  10. Obligatory... by stuuf · · Score: 2
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  11. But will your bot be as cool as by pavon · · Score: 1
    1. Re:But will your bot be as cool as by twiggy · · Score: 1

      aww you beat me to the punch with the link to Captured by Robots! hehe

      DRMBT is the original, baby!

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    2. Re:But will your bot be as cool as by fo0bar · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I read the blurb and immediately though "DRMBOT!"

  12. It writes opaque lyrics as well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Check out the sample output:
    SUBDIVISIONS\n
    IN THE HIGH SCHOOL HALLS\n
    IN THE SHOPPING MALLS\n
    CONFORM OR BE CAST OUT\n
    EOF
  13. can you say... by blool · · Score: 3, Insightful

    easy, theres nothing remotely hard about a drum playing robot... a trumpet playing robot would be more interesting.

    1. Re:can you say... by blool · · Score: 1

      I was thinking in the context of robot making, a drum player is pretty straight-forward. Anyways that trumpet playing robot is more-what I would expect to find on slashdot :)

    2. Re:can you say... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      theres nothing remotely hard about a drum playing robot...
      ...says someone who has obviously never built a robot, nor played drums.
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    3. Re:can you say... by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      So, it depends on how good it sounds; I mean, if it just has to hit the correct drum at the right time, that's not too hard; but musicianship can't be conveyed very well with MIDI. The same applies to any instrument-playing robot. That being said, making a really basic robot to play the correct notes on a trumpet would be much harder than building a robot to play the correct drums on a trap set. Unfortunately, when Yamaha claimed to make a trumpet-playing robot, they didn't post any actual sound clips as the music it played was under copyright.

      Can't understand why; Haydn is better anyway.

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    4. Re:can you say... by seek31337 · · Score: 1

      HEADLESS HORNSMEN

      No more questions or comments about musical robots until you check all the links on capturedbyrobots.com, kk?

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    5. Re:can you say... by echo-e · · Score: 1

      I suspect that making the stick recoil off the drum head after applying a certain amount of force is difficult to calibrate, and even more difficult to modulate. That is, being able to play a range of soft to loud notes require more than just hitting the drum harder or softer, you also have to vary the duration that the stick actually applies force to the drum.

      Its really important to be able to precisly adjust these parameters if you want to create a convincing drum roll! It may even be necessary to use two sticks (actuators) just on the snare for a good roll sound.

      In the past, I put some thought into doing a project virtually identical to this, and while I never fabricated anything, I came to realize that accuratly mimicking the motion and mechanics of a drum stick striking a recoiling from a drum head is far more difficult than it seems. When their site comes back up, I'll be interested to see how they've pulled this off.

    6. Re:can you say... by echo-e · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty impressed. This guy is way ahead of these EEs. Its too bad most of the video clips have pretty bad sound quality... you can't hear much of the drummer.

    7. Re:can you say... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I suspect you've replied to the wrong comment...

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  14. Not very high tech anymore by iammaxus · · Score: 1

    As I have been getting more involved in engineering and specifically robotics, I begin to see how rudimentary things like this project really are. You can buy a small system-on-chip processor with built in USB support, hook up some simple relays to control some solenoid valves, and a few days of programming later, bam. I really hope this is a standard project for these students.

    1. Re:Not very high tech anymore by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's a fair statement. If you consider everything "rudimentary" once you have done the design and have only work ahead of you, even a space shuttle is trivial. The rest is just work right? There's the design, which we'll call 1% of the work, and then there's the implementation, which even Einstein thinks is 99% of the work and he was a pretty smart guy.

      Anyway, since I live in Union NJ, I have an idea that you may have more access to engineering resources than the average bear. I suggest implementing their design for yourself, you'd be surprised at how much went in to this.

      I on the other hand, hope this is not a standard project. The A++ goes out to the people who think up something on their own, figure out how to do it with resources at their disposal, and then actually do it. Forcing everyone to do the same thing (while 80% of them, in my personal experience, copy/cheat) makes for some not-so original thinkers.

    2. Re:Not very high tech anymore by iammaxus · · Score: 1

      I have, in fact, been working on a project that is essentially much the same thing. A small electric vehicle with 3 degrees of freedom. I have written software to run on an embedded processor, designed some circuits and designed the mechanical parts of the machine. Anyway, since you are in my area and seem to be interested in this field, I encourage you to check out the link in my profile. We would be glad to have some help :)

  15. fun noise generator... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    cat /dev/random | /dev/drum

    1. Re:fun noise generator... by Scum+Puppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope the robot isn't running BSD, heh. Not sure if this is still true, but amusing none the less.

    2. Re:fun noise generator... by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! XD

  16. how many robots ... by opencity · · Score: 1

    does it take to change a drummer?
    or:
    How many drummers does it take to stop a robot?

    What I need is a chick singer who runs off USB
    oh wait
    she would forget to follow the program. Too realistic.
    Firewire.

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  17. Gives a new meaning to the old band joke... by skadus · · Score: 1

    "Percussionist? You know, they have machines that can do that now."

  18. No go. by pavon · · Score: 1

    Neither Coral nor Mirrordot managed to grab this one before it went down.

  19. They exist! by pavon · · Score: 1

    Check out this one from toyota.

    That said, I don't think that while not ground breaking, making a drum playing robot would still be a lot of work, especially one that was easy to program.

    1. Re:They exist! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would I want a trumpet playing Segway?

      I know these people are known for blowing their own trumpet, but for someone to actually make one *really* do it is a little bit bizarre.

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    2. Re:They exist! by matyas47 · · Score: 1

      Cool! Now all we need is a bass-playing bot, and we could have a fully robotic jazz quartet with Toyota's trumpet-playing robot, PEART, and a Yamaha Disklavier (solenoid-actuated midi-controlled acoustic piano). And you could have some algorithmic composition software like Max or OpenMusic driving the improvisation....

  20. Re:ah! by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Funny

    so does mine, whats your point?

  21. Help Bender get into the Robot Hall of Fame by Tibe · · Score: 2, Informative

    C-3PO was just inducted into The Robot hall of fame.

    I wanna see bender get inducted.

  22. Q: How many drummers by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Twenty. One to screw it in, and nineteen to talk about how much better Neil Peart could have done it.

    *rimshot*

    1. Re:Q: How many drummers by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

      A: None. We have a machine that can do that now.

      Actually, I think this joke was much funnier before this story.

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    2. Re:Q: How many drummers by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1



      What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

      Homeless

      -B

    3. Re:Q: How many drummers by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

      A drummer.

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    4. Re:Q: How many drummers by TheTomcat · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're starting the drummer jokes? ...

      Q: how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      A: one, but he's got a roadie to pick out the bulb, take it out of the box, place it in the threads, and hold it just right until the drummer is ready for it.

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      Q: what's the last thing the drummer said before being kicked out of the band?
      A: hey guys, I wrote a song!

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      Q: why does every band have a bass player?
      A: SOMEONE has to drive the van. ... hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the van? took him 3 hours to get the drummer out.

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      I also like the "guy who hangs with musicians" one, but someone beat me to it.

      S

    5. Re:Q: How many drummers by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Funny
      What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?


      You only need to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.

    6. Re:Q: How many drummers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Drummer jokes will never die...

      Little Timmy said he wanted to be a drummer when he grew up. Timmy's mom said "now now honey, you can't do both."

  23. Almost there... by sevensharpnine · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's impressive that the robot can go through the physical actions of a drummer, however, they've still got a few more features to add. Here's a list of features typical in a drummer:

    1) An obnoxious t-shirt. My favorite is the old "Snatch: the Greatest Food on Earth". Of course, there are plenty of others. Alternatively, a lesser drummer might resort to an old hockey jersey, but make sure it has a dozen holes and pizza stains on it.

    2) Abhorrent smell. When your eyes water, you're getting close. The smell should be enough to kill a small animal.

    3) Repulsive to women. This is more attitude than anything else. Make sure the robot takes credit for everything. The robot should act like Gods' gift to music; he wrote/composed everything and is really the key to the band's success. Also, if there are any guitar robots around trying to hit on bar-bunny robots, make sure drummer robots inturrupts with embarassing stories about the guitar robots.

    4) Completely insane tastes in music. Make sure the robot likes nothing more than some obscure late-60's bluegrass band that sold a hundred albums. As a bonus, the robot should get violent when said band's musical ability is questioned. Drummer robot should insist that this band's entire catalog be performed at every gig.

    5) Alcoholism. The robot should start drinking in the morning, and won't stop till the next. Make sure the robot whores all the free beer at gigs. For the best realism, make sure this alchohol intensifies all of the other mentioned points. But most importantly, a good drummer always lets alcohol cause him to play poorly. It's never his own fault, of course.

    6) Always late. Rehearsal, Gig, Practice, Weddings, ii-V changes, second verse, etc.

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    1. Re:Almost there... by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

      What we need is a robot guitarist... something that can be programmed to TURN HIS DAMN VOLUME DOWN!!

      Q: How do you get a guitarist to turn down?

      A: Put sheet music in front of him.

    2. Re:Almost there... by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, it's a joke, but I'm a drummer in real life, and it's actually the rest of my band that fits the parent post's observations.

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  24. Cute by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

    Naming a robotic drummer after Neil Peart? The irony does not escape me.

    1. Re:Cute by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

      Naming a robotic drummer after Neil Peart? The irony does not escape me

      It does escape most people, until they listen to the tracks he plays on his tribute to Buddy Rich album.
      For the good of humanity, Neil needs to not attempt to play swing ever again.

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    2. Re:Cute by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Good call - I always thought he sounded a bit robotic on the Rush albums as well. Of course I didn't mind, but I lost interest in Rush right about that time when Neil tried to rap on Roll the Bones. Wow, just the memory made me shiver.

    3. Re:Cute by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Informative

      The rap in "Roll The Bones" was a pitch-altered Geddy, not Neil. IIRC, Neil's only vocal contributions over the years are "Subdivisions" and "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation... We have assumed control."

      And if you need something to expunge the memory of attempted Canadian hip-hop, I highly recommend Vapor Trails. Geddy may have screwed up the engineering, but he accidentally got them in touch with their inner garage band.

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    4. Re:Cute by all+your+mwbassguy+a · · Score: 1

      come on! thats the best rap ever! he says "get busy" like three times.

  25. Oukka oukka by kbonapart · · Score: 1

    If it can unlock The Legend of Zelda Theme in Donkey Konga, let me know. I'll get one.

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  26. PEART by ogewo · · Score: 1

    A robot that plays Rush? This is redundant guys, Sony came out with one years ago called THE WALKMAN

  27. drum beating robot, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    no thanks, already have one.

  28. Similar (but cooler!) by nmoog · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They unleashed this beast at Electrofringe in Syndey this year.
    CeLL is a MIDI controlled pneumatic orchestra - a self playing installation mounted in a 6m shipping container

    Sounded and looked fucking amazing. Big crowd pleaser too!
  29. this one was from '99 by metlak · · Score: 1

    http://www.matthewsteinke.com/ has a work built in '99 (under works->then one of the links at the bottom). I saw it live a couple of years ago - he had a microphone going into a computer then it tried to mimic what the mic picked up using solenoids on different types of percussion instruments.

  30. What do you call a guy... by falzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...who hangs out with three musicians?

    The drummer!

    *Ba-dum-bump-tsh*

    1. Re:What do you call a guy... by mabu · · Score: 1, Troll

      What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

      Homeless.

  31. How do you know when the drum riser is level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

    How do you know when a drummer is at your door?

    The knock speeds up.

    1. Re:How do you know when the drum riser is level? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      How do you know when a drummer is at your door?

      The knocking is out of time and he doesn't know when to come in.

      How do you get him to stop knocking on your door?

      Pay him for the pizza.

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      do not read this line twice.
  32. Yes, but... by nickjl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it use the drum to send IP packets?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by sploo22 · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those who don't get the joke, TCP/IP via bongo drums.

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      Karma: Segmentation fault (tried to dereference a null post)
  33. Been done for 100 years by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Plans for your own drum robot (second set of plans) These plans are for a robot nearly 100 years old. Back when programs were loaded on paper tape.

  34. The horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Drum-Playing robots are E-V-I-L! You can see it in their eyes.

    I've seen their leader and he lives at Chuck E. Cheese.

  35. Pfffft. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://capturedbyrobots.com/

    This guy has an entire robotic band. Quite an amazing sight.

  36. What's the name of the guy... by marktaw.com · · Score: 1

    What's the name of the guy who hangs out with the musicians?

    The Robot!

    Seriously though, this kind of thing was fairly obvious, IMHO. A traditional MIDI drummer triggered sounds in a computer, which came out of a speaker, and probably sounded "close enough" to a real drummer who was recorded and is being played back for most people.

    The next logical step is something that could take MIDI instructions, but sound like a live drummer (i.e. not come through a speaker), and the obvious answer to that is a robot drummer.

    But tell me, does this robot get drunk and vomit all over itself backstage before the show too? Because if it does, I don't think it's worth the investment.

    Has anyone called Spinal Tap yet?

  37. Technology changes humor... by tm2b · · Score: 1
    The old joke:
    How can you tell when the stage is level?

    Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth!
    will have to be modified to "the drummer drools oil on both sides of the drummer's mouth."

    On the other hand, the joke:
    We had to start late because the guitarist needed to find his keys - he locked the drummer in his car.
    Will still be valid, but a bit less funny.
    --
    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
  38. That should be... by Biogenesis · · Score: 2, Informative

    cat /dev/random > /dev/drum

  39. Spontaneous Combustion. by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Robots just explode sometimes. Spontaneous combustion. Especially if they're drummers.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  40. Finally! by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    Finally something that can be used to play Donkey Konga for the gamecube so I don't have to. :P

    Now only if they could invent a robot to play DDR for that same reason mentioned above....

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    DEAD DEAD DEAD DELETE ME
    1. Re:Finally! by HyperChicken · · Score: 1

      DDR robot? Probably hard. However, hooking a PS2 to a video capture card, making a PS2-to-PC controller-based interface, and rigging some software to "press" the right buttons when the arrows come up? Easier.

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      Free of Flash! Free of Flash!
  41. It's animusic live! by Ricdude · · Score: 1

    http://www.animusic.com

    CGI movies driven by MIDI. Pretty neat stuff. Fun to watch. PBS plays some of their stuff before Dr. Who.

    What's the MIDI code for stick twirls again?

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    How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
  42. Good drummers are hard to find... by Lerxst+Pratt · · Score: 2, Informative
    In this case, percussionist is the correct word. If the namesake is truly Neil Peart, "drummer" is a woefully inadequate descriptor. He is much more accomplished than a mere drummer and this project may wish to aspire to such great heights.

    Some people are missing the point and think that this project was invented just to play MIDI drum sounds through a speaker. Although I cannot reach the website because of the slashdotting, I can infer from the original post that this is a real robot playing real drums. This is an admirable feat at the very least.

    Having a synthetic Neil Peart would be phenomenal. I'm happy that these students have taken it upon themselves to usher MIDI to the next level by melding it with very real robotic triggers to make the drums sound more realistic. Also, I'm elated that one of the most spectacular and accomplished drummers of our time is being recognized by name with a project such as this.

    If you want to check out some real Neil Peart, here's an excellent site for some bootlegs. Just do a search on 'Rush' for the ultimate in percussive listening pleasure!!! IMHCO, a mechanical drummer will never sound this good. If you're sufficiently impressed, go buy the studio albums. You won't regret it.

    1. Re:Good drummers are hard to find... by all+your+mwbassguy+a · · Score: 1

      this is no replacement for neil peart, because it can only interface with 16 devices. neil's kit is a bit larger than that. however, half of neil's kit is electronic already, so using this to play anything from power windows would be kind of redundant. additionally, ive never considered neil a "groove" player, but rather a "64th note cowbell solo" player. hence, a robotic neil peart is more believable than, say, a robotic art blakey or max roach.

    2. Re:Good drummers are hard to find... by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      Some people are missing the point and think that this project was invented just to play MIDI drum sounds through a speaker. Although I cannot reach the website because of the slashdotting, I can infer from the original post that this is a real robot playing real drums. This is an admirable feat at the very least.

      I was able to reach a mirror and must confirm that you are wrong. This is not a real robot playing real drums. This is just a mapping of the MIDI drum instrument to an output device that is not the soundcard with the sound samples but a physical drum.

      Moreover apart from the intensity of the drum stick punch, they can't control anything else.

  43. don't forget the monkey drummer by BlueLines · · Score: 2, Interesting

    chris cunningham did a sweet robotic drummer installation. you can find it here:

    http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Aphex_Twin/Biogra ph y/

    click on the "monkey drummer" link.

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    --BlueLines "The cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity." -anonymous
  44. Ha, still no match for... by NarrMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... the Drum Can Man

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    That's right. All your base.
  45. These guys are way behind by Bastian · · Score: 1

    I saw a band called Captured by Robots that includes two drum-playing robots, a robot that plays a double-necked guitar, and various and sundry other automated musical instruments.

    Puts on quite a show with 'em, too.

  46. What do you call a drummer.. by myke113 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?



    Homeless =)

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    -Myke
    myke@compassionatecoalition.org
    http://www.compassionatecoalition.org
  47. Re:ah! by bioteq · · Score: 1

    My grandmother's pacemaker runs windows 98. She can play games, movies and even watch DVDs! But, sadly, everyonce in a while she'll turn blue and we have to reboot her. *sigh* The old days of being up 3 days at a time, coding, and having no one to talk to.

  48. Drummer Jokes by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Q:What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

    A:A Drummer

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  49. Re:I'll HiJack This by deimtee · · Score: 1

    Look into astronomical telescope mounts.

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    I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
  50. Perfect Name by FinalCut · · Score: 1

    im just glad they used the God of Drummings name for this. Neal Peart deserves recognition - that man is awesome on the drums!

  51. My (original) drummer joke by Chazmati · · Score: 2

    I hung out with a bunch of musicians in high school. Most of these guys were drummers, though, and I play a horn. We were always throwing barbs around, and the drummer jokes always riled these guys up.

    The best was this one time when we were all home from college. We found out that one of my drummer friends (and his wife) got duped into the Amway thing. We're at this guy's house when they decide to give us the presentation "for practice". Ugh.

    So Chris is in the middle of the presentation, and at this point he's pitching Amway as a great backup in case your regular career falls through. His unfortunate example of how this might happen was always a car crash. He turns to my friend Rob, who had decided to pursue percussion as a career. Rob was attending North Texas State, a top music school. Chris says "Rob, you're going to NTSU, you're going to be an awesome drummer someday, but what if you get in a car crash and... uh... lose your arms?"

    Rob grins and says, "Gee Chris, I guess I could sell Amway."

    Chris turns to me and says "Dave, you're going to RPI and you're going to be some genius engineer, but what if you get in a car crash and... uh... get brain damaged?"

    I look at Rob and say "Well, I guess I could still play the drums!" Rob attacks me and thankfully the scuffle lasted long enough to end the presentation.

  52. I have issue with the name! by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't they have called it B.R.U.F.O.R.D (Box of Robot and USB-Fuelled Old Ratty Drums)?

    --
    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
  53. Another Drummer Joke by musselm · · Score: 1

    While reading the drummer jokes already posted, I'm reminded of the classic:

    Q: "What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band?"

    A: "Hey guys, I've got my own songs too.."

    Bi-da-ba-da-bo-da-bum-bum-bum-bum....

  54. oh ya by retinaburn · · Score: 1

    Well you can bite my shiny metal ass.

  55. All this machinery... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Unofficial Slashdot Poll
    "All this machinery making modern music can still be..."
    A) open hearted?
    B) Open Sourced?
    C) Slashdotted?
    D) Cowboy Neal's last name is really Peart
    This is cool/insane. I could team this up with my current monster garage band projects:
    • L.E.E. (Low End Emulator)
    • L.I.F.E.S.O.N. (Lerxtian Influenced Finger Emulator for Sonically Overdriven Noise) and form a robot band called... (wait for it...)
      .
      .
      .
    • R.U.S.H. (Robots Utilizing Slashdot-esque Heuristics)
    Or maybe we could get Michael Gavon and Bevin Kendall to plug it into their massive distributed computer S.Y.R.I.N.X. (SYnergistic Resource for Information eXchange, picture an iPod the size of a planet) and play the entire catalog of Rush tunes.

    But enough of me... I have to get back to my lab. I'm currently working on the aerodynamics and harmonic pendula to cause laminar flow to make a windchime that plays YYZ.

    StarGlider29a
    "You have the right to remain silent...
    Anything you say can and will be used in my next book ;-)"
  56. Does anyone have anything useful to say? by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

    For those, who wonder that this is the high end of robotic technology, I must disappoint you. This is nothing more but an engineering project to put a bunch of pneumatic valves and map them to a computer. I am not flaming here, don't get me wrong, but to appreciate what they did, one needs to understand what REALLY happened.

    Basically what they did, is they mapped physical instruments to what otherwise a sound card would have to generate. A soundcard usually has a set of instrument samples built into it so that it can play MIDI files (MIDI is an established interface to have music-related stuff talk to eatch other and understand music as data).(When a card does it, it's called wavetable synthesis.) People usually load the more advanced ones soundards which have this capability with better-sounding instrument samples and thus get the computer to help them sequence higher-quality music.

    So what the project that those guys accomplishes is that now, you can map the "drum instrument" to a physical device instead of an "in-memory sound bank" that would get played through your PC sound system.

  57. Fuck you people, go watch this!! by fingerfucker · · Score: 1
  58. Time to start a robot band by SeniorKabong · · Score: 1

    Now there's a robotic drum player, and a little over a year ago I was part of a small engineering team that built an automatic harmonica player:
    http://www.purplehippo.com/ed2/

    All we need now is a piano playing robot, and we're good to go! Bring on the record contracts!

  59. +1 Spinal Tap Reference by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    "We hope you enjoy our new direction!"

    --


    "Creativity is allowing ones self to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep" - Scott Adams
  60. offtopic - your sig. by tpgp · · Score: 1

    How do you ferilize your lawn with motor oil?

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    My pics.